Chapter 8 A Machine in Hand, I Will Go in the World (II)
When the special forces were on duty, in order to facilitate silent communication, they created such a set of tactical sign language with only two dozen movements. But in the hands of Shi Shaoying, they can be carried forward, and the additions have become an internationally used sign language that can be used for daily communication, and it can be regarded as a hero created by the times. I believe that even the military instructor of Shi Shaoying can smile when he sees this scene...... Killed him with a single shot on the spot!
Seeing Shi Shaoying stretching out his hand and gesturing there, mixing all kinds of tactical sign language that they could understand with some chaotic gestures, and pretending to be crazy and stupid there, the faces of the two interrogators who were professional soldiers became more and more gloomy. But after all, they are members of the headquarters of the Somali National Security Agency, Shi Shaoying is a foreign guest, and China has provided a lot of free aid in Somalia for decades, so the two interrogators still maintain the most basic calm. One of them snorted coldly, got up and walked out of the interrogation room.
About fifteen minutes later, the interrogator returned to the interrogation room, and in addition to Shi Shaoying's mobile phone, wallet and other items, there was also Shi Shaoying's super "foreign language translator" that Shi Shaoying bought two years ago for more than 2,000 yuan, and is said to be able to translate more than 20 national languages.
Shi Shaoying was like a treasure, he slapped his thigh hard and shouted: "Yes, that's it!" ”
The interrogators looked suspiciously at the "foreign language translator" in their hands, which was only one size larger than a smartphone, and they were dazzled by the square-shaped Chinese characters on the display, even if they wanted to study the actual function of this thing, they couldn't do it at all. After checking again and again and confirming that there was no danger to the "foreign language translation machine", they returned the machine to Shi Shaoying's hands.
Pinching the lost and recovered treasure, Shi Shaoying really understood the importance of learning foreign languages, especially English, today.
What kind of bullshit "one machine in hand, I will go in the world", your mother's, the advertisement of the manufacturer who made this thing is blowing loudly, they don't want to think about it, if they run to Somalia and are caught by the National Security Bureau, even the "foreign language translation machine" will be confiscated, and those tourists who do not understand foreign languages should be interrogated!
Under the vigilant gaze of the two interrogators, Shi Shaoying pulled out a stylus, opened the translation program, and Long Feifeng wrote a line of Chinese on the screen: Hello, my name is Shi Shaoying, and this thing in my hand is called 'foreign language translator', hoping that through it, we can build a bridge of friendship between us.
Pressing the translation button, there is not a trace of emotion, intonation fluctuations, and every word is so flat that the English pronunciation that makes people's teeth itch, like pouring beans, squeezed out of the translator's speaker one after another. But no matter what, Shi Shaoying and the two interrogators in front of him were finally able to face each other, using the "foreign language translator" as a bridge to communicate "normally".
The two interrogators looked at each other. As members of the Somali Ministry of National Security, they deal daily with al-Qaeda and the Islamic militant group Al-Shabaab, and they have not seen thorns in their interrogations.
But today, they finally met the laughable Shi Shaoying. This team has been very cooperative from the beginning, but it is not difficult to find someone who understands English in Somalia, but it is very difficult to find someone who understands both English and Chinese and can act as a translator in the middle.
With that "foreign language translator"?
Don't fucking funny!
Interrogating suspects requires the use of various interrogation techniques, the most basic of which is the interrogator's stern tone, the attitude that seems to control everything and the sharp brother-like eyes, but now, they first have to take over the damn "foreign language translator" handed over by Shi Shaoying, like a child writing homework, and is writing what he wants to ask on it, not writing fast, not scribbling, although it is a "super" foreign language translator, but in terms of recognizing foreign language words, it really does not have a fuzzy translation function!
This is enough for two interrogators to be disgusted to grandma's house, but even more disgusting things are still to come, input the words they want to ask into the translator through the handwriting screen, and then press the translation button, monotonous Chinese pronunciation, just word after word pop out, so that after the jump, Shi Shaoying will run up again, take the translator from their hands, write a paragraph on the handwriting screen, and then also press the translation button.
It is worthy of the electronic products produced by the Chinese themselves, writing English can not use a pen, writing Arabic has to be a stroke must not have any deviation, but when it comes to writing Chinese characters, what break point identification, what fuzzy translation, what even pen input, use is cool, is handsome!
The difference in the speed of the two sides in entering words is too large, often Shi Shaoying writes a hundred words, and the two interrogators can only write ten words, which is equivalent to one side talking like a river, but the other side is stammering. The "combat effectiveness" of the two sides is not proportional at all, there is only one super "foreign language translator", and their numerical superiority has also become a floating cloud, may I ask, who is trying whom in this kind of damn interrogation?!
But in any case, now that a way of communication has been found, the interrogation will continue.
The interrogator wrote a few Arabic characters on the translation machine, then pressed the translation button: "Say it." ”
Shi Shaoying's eyes widened inexplicably, he jumped up from the iron chair where the interrogator was sitting, snatched the translator in the interrogator's hand, and wrote a few big words on it: "What to say?" ”
Glaring at Shi Shaoying fiercely, resisting the urge to grab a rubber baton and whip him on the head, the interrogator took the translation machine, and this time he wrote for a long time before he finally translated: "Tell me what you have to do with the xx organization and what is your purpose in coming to Somalia." Al–Shabaab organizes who is responsible for connecting with you, and, where, what kind of military training you received! ”
Shi Shaoying was stunned for a full ten seconds, and finally he opened his mouth in confusion and asked directly, "XX organization?" ”
Without waiting for the interrogator to answer, Shi Shaoying suddenly realized, he grabbed the translator and quickly wrote the words "Quanquangong" and "Li Daxian" on it (I believe everyone understands the true text combination of these two words, in order to prevent the appearance of cult sensitive words, the demon is self-harmonious), and then pressed the translation button, this super "foreign language translator", and translated it steadily: "XX Gong, Li XX ......"
Shi Shaoying was really gorgeous, "Your sister!" Now a harmonious society is being played everywhere, and even foreign language translators have set up sensitive word shielding?! ”
The programmer of this super "foreign language translator" is really kind enough, considering that everyone is a fellow Chinese descendant and should protect each other, worried that people like Shi Shaoying will go abroad to attract death, and he has prepared a life-saving "shield" setting for him in advance, thank you so much!
There is no need to ask any more questions, the question that the interrogator wanted to ask Shi Shaoying through the "foreign language translation machine" just now was 100 percent what his relationship was with the "Al Qaeda" organization.
Seeing Shi Shaoying shaking his head again and again, the two interrogators did not use the translator anymore, and one of them took out Shi Shaoying's mobile phone. Although the operating system of the mobile phone is also a Chinese interface, the program icon on the mobile phone screen is the best guide, enough for the interrogator to easily find what he wants, and then turn the mobile phone screen around, facing Shi Shaoying.
Two pairs of eyes as sharp as eagles fell on Shi Shaoying's face at the same time. Even if the conditions are limited, there is no camera or other monitoring equipment in the interrogation room, but even if the details of Shi Shaoying's facial expression change are just fleeting, he will not escape the eyes of these two interrogators!
When everyone is bored, they like to use their mobile phones to forward some interesting pictures or texts, which is already a way to communicate between friends. Some international public figures are often changed by those who are cartographers, adding various annotations or small animations to turn them into innocuous jokes.
This was understandable, but the picture that was called up in Shi Shaoying's mobile phone, and its owner was the top leader of the basic organization.
In the photo, Ben.** raised his right hand high, and at that moment, Mr. Ben.** seemed to be possessed by a true god, and his eyes were bright and bright, and he seemed to be facing countless fanatical believers who raised their arms and shouted so that the responders were like clouds, and some people also had a unique ingenuity in Ben.** Mouth, adding a paragraph of Chinese: The group diving was dragged out and shot a hundred times!
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