Chapter 197: If you come, you won't refuse
was named the title of fiancΓ© for no reason, this kind of bloody bridge was the first time he Ye Yu had encountered it.
It's not impossible to want him to be used as a shield, but at least give him a mental preparation.
This sudden thing inevitably made Ye Yu a little unhappy in his heart.
"Are you going to take the son-in-law test for my father?"
"This ......"
"My dad has a problem, have you coped with it?"
"But ......"
"But what?"
Ye Yu was speechless and said frankly: "This is a misunderstanding, in fact, this matter is like this......"
The two whispered here, and Shi Gongzi, who was sitting in the upper reaches of the curved water, had already walked over.
"Xue Ying, you're not kidding me, are you? Just like him, where is he worthy of you? This Shi Gongzi looked at Ye Yu's plain clothes and thought that Ye Yu was a poor scholar.
Finally, someone listened to him explain this misunderstanding, but this Shi Gongzi suddenly interrupted, and Ye Yu said impatiently: "If you have something to say, don't disturb the conversation between the two of us!" β
"Yo, what a big breath, do you know who is standing in front of you, it is Shi Kelang Shigongzi, the grandson of the Duke of Wei!"
"It's just that you dare to make a mistake here even if you are a poor and sour talent, you really don't know how to ...... the sky."
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Obviously, Ye Yu's words made these literati who tended to be inflammatory, find a breakthrough in flattery.
Cao Xueying smiled lightly at this time: "Ye Gongzi, even if Xue Ying wants to hear your explanation, do you think it is still necessary at this time?" β
Ye Yu glanced at Cao Xueying speechlessly, and secretly said that he was really tricked by a woman again.
Turning around, he glanced at the man named Shi Kelang, and said angrily: "Wei Guogong can stop me from talking, and Taifu can take care of other people's marriages?" Whether I am worthy or not seems to have nothing to do with you, Shi Gongzi, right? β
"Humph! I can't control it, but since I came to this Lanting event, I have to see how many catties and taels you have! β
"Joke, Ye can come and go when he wants, what are you?"
Ye Yu's words were very provocative, so the two entourages behind Shi Kelang tacitly stepped forward to teach Ye Yu a lesson.
However, he was stopped by Shi Kelang, and then put on a kind appearance: "If Brother Ye is unwilling to learn, it doesn't matter, but please leave quickly, so as not to insult Sven's land!" β
If you leave, you will leave, anyway, he Ye Yu doesn't want to waste more time here.
Therefore, not long after Shi Kelang's words fell, Ye Yu turned around and left. However, Cao Xueying still stood in place, with no intention of leaving.
"Yingmei, did you see it? How can you find such a person to entrust for life? β
"You see, in terms of appearance and literary brilliance, my Shi Kelang is unsurpassed in this Shaoxing Mansion, isn't it a little older......"
Cao Xueying directly interrupted: "Three prerequisites, among which the Geng year must not be greater than twenty-two, this is already a lot of relaxation!" β
"I just don't understand, why do you have to set the year of Geng at twenty-two, isn't it okay to be twenty-three?"
"No way!" Cao Xueying responded with a cut of gold.
"Why!?"
"Although I, Cao Xueying, don't say that I am alluring to the country and the city, but I also think that I am both talented and beautiful, and I naturally have to choose a husband who is willing to do it!"
"When the Ministry of Officials Lord Ye, at the age of fifteen he started from scratch, at the age of eighteen he was already the first to move the world, and at the age of twenty the Song and Jin duel was even more famous, and now at the age of twenty-one, he is the secretary of the Ministry of Shangshu......"
Cao Xueying talked about Ye Yu's deeds like a treasure, as if she had experienced it herself.
Therefore, Xue Ying does not seek to find the dragon and phoenix among such people, but she also wants to find a wishful man who is second only to him. Master Ye has such an achievement at the age of 21, so Xue Ying relaxed the Geng year to 22 years old! β
After listening to Cao Xueying's explanation, everyone finally understood the reason.
And Shi Kelang was very unwilling: "But that wreck...... is a waste"
"What's wrong with the wreckage? It's also a lot stronger than you shell lang! Before Shi Kelang's words were finished, Ye Yu turned around and came back from outside.
Many people were quite surprised by Ye Yu's return and return, but only Cao Xueying was still as normal.
"You seem to know I'll be back?" For Cao Xueying's calm look, Ye Yu felt a little strange.
Cao Xueying smiled, and grabbed Ye Yu's arm again: "Of course! β
For this woman who is so smart and good at acting, Ye Yu is also very speechless. How could he not see that this intimate gesture was obviously done for Shi Kelang.
He didn't know what the reason for this was, but since he encountered this incident today, he really couldn't be a turtle with a shrunken head.
As for the reason, there is actually nothing, that is, sometimes when you shouldn't be low-key, you don't need to be low-key......
For the love of the two of them, it was obvious that Shi Kelang on the other side was angered, although it was already a breeze and cold at night, Shi Kelang felt extremely hot.
opened the folding fan and fanned it leisurely: "Okay, since you're here, then Shi Mou has to ask for advice!" β
"But I don't know what Shi Gongzi wants to ask? Ye understands a lot of ......"
"You! β¦β¦β
The word "asking for advice" is just a modest word, Shi Kelang didn't expect Ye Yu to take this matter seriously.
"Although they are all surnamed Ye, do you really think you are Master Ye? Joke! β
"Although it is not as good, it will not lose to you, I don't believe you can give it a try......"
"Good! Shi Kelang has an article here, and I also ask Ye Gongzi to give me advice! β
"Hong, Daye, Hongyan has lofty ambitions, and heaven and earth are especially ......"
Shi Kelang's grand remarks made people nod their heads secretly, and this style should not be underestimated.
Only Ye Yu was alone, a little drowsy there, shaking his head from time to time and saying nothing.
And the more this is the case, the more it gives Cao Xueying an unfathomable feeling.
After Shi Kelang finished talking about him, he signaled that Ye Yu could start.
Ye Yu waved his hand and sat down just laughing but not speaking.
"Is this man crazy?"
"I don't think it's much worse, Shi Gongzi has this macro argument in the exit, even if this person is talented, he can't come up with a comparable argument in a moment......
"Isn't that self-inflicted?"
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Shi Kelang is also complacent at the moment, in fact, this film was written by him earlier, but it happened to be used at this time.
"What's the matter, Ye Gongzi has no words in his belly? If a man has to be self-aware, why should he be a thorn in the head? β
Regarding Shi Kelang's ridicule, Ye Yu waved his hand disapprovingly and said: "It's not that Ye has no words in his stomach, it's just that he ...... to say it."
"Well, it doesn't matter, as long as you can improvise an essay, even if you and I are tied?"
In Shi Kelang's view, Ye Yu is just deliberately looking for some excuses, how can a fu theory be said to exist? He is conceited, and he has to mention that he has made a good draft.
"Since that's the case, then Ye Mou will be ugly!"
"Milk, milk. The thing on a woman's chest is numbered two, and it is called left and right. Originated in cardamom, formed in 28. The day is stinging, and the night is bright......"
Burst!
As soon as Ye Yu said these two sentences, it was already a big surprise, and the beginning of this argument was too strange. Although it was already night at this Lanting Festival, there were still many women who did not leave.
Listening to such fragrant words, his face suddenly became rosy and shy.
Especially Cao Xueying is even more embarrassed, how can she forget the scene on the mountain road just now. And Ye Yu's casual limerick poems at that time, although she couldn't hear them clearly, she also knew one or two of them.
So at this time, Ye Yu started with the title of 'breast', which made her think of herself.
"It is called Shuangfeng, it is called Huafang, or it is called Jade Rabbit. It has always been a place where heroes must fight, and since ancient times, heroes have been gentle and dreamy. What is its color? Ice and snow ...... in deep winter"
ββ¦β¦ What is its quality? New cotton in early summer. What does it taste like? Three spring peach plums. What is the state of it? Autumn Wave ...... When moving, it is like a conscientious jade rabbit, and when it is quiet, it is like a lazy white pigeon......"
Ye Yu blurted out all his thoughts in one breath, and when he turned against the audience, everyone burst into laughter.
When the laughter gradually stopped, Shi Kelang smiled and said, "Ye Gongzi, you are ...... Ahem, what is the endowment? β
"How?"
"Uh...... Elegant and vulgar appreciation, very good, very good! β
What can Shi Kelang say at this moment, he just boasted about Haikou, how can he regret it at this moment? Although this is a bit vulgar, it is undeniable that it is also very consistent with the discipline.
At this moment, several literati who were good friends with Shi Kelang stepped forward to ask: "In the next couplet, I don't know if this son dares to deal with it?" β
"Is there any wine?" Ye Yu did not answer the words of this literati, but asked a word for no reason.
"Well, the drinks are ......"
Ye Yu looked up at the night sky and looked at the bright moon, and smiled: "There is wine and moon, such a good day is naturally not refused!" β
"Good!"
The literati glanced at the wine and delicacies on the table, and immediately had an idea, so he said: "The upper link is: crab!" β
The one-word couplet is indeed interesting, Ye Yu glanced at the crab on the table, picked it up and said with a smile: "The wine is accompanied by crabs, it's really good!" β
Ye Yu's freedom is in stark contrast to the dignified nature of some people.
Because of this couplet, it is easy to say, and it is not ordinary difficult to say!
One word contains a couplet, which is obviously very difficult.
Of course, most of the people here want to see Ye Yu's jokes......
"The next link is: umbrella!"
"Umbrella? What does this coupling mean? β
Everyone was disturbed and didn't know what it meant, but Cao Xueying was beautiful: "This crab takes its meaning of rampant, and if the umbrella is used, it must be held in the hand and independent, one horizontal and one vertical, which can be described as wonderful......"
"Oh, what a wonderful couplet!"
"Yes, this Ye Gongzi is so easy to deal with, it seems that his knowledge is really ......"
"Isn't this nonsense? can be looked down on by the third lady of the Cao family, how can she be a mediocre and incompetent person? β
"Well, that makes sense!"
Everyone talked about it in private, Cao Xueying was secretly happy when she heard it, but Shi Kelang was gloomy and unwilling.