567, who loses and who dances a striptease [1/3]

Let you disgust me again, Zhang Zhongjing looked at Zhang Song's appearance, and his heart blossomed. You wicked fellow, you almost burned my own hard work, and now your face is green, hahaha? Liang Jie, this young man is really good, he helped me breathe a sigh of relief.

The soft girl also found it interesting, until now, she still hasn't figured out what this Zhang Song came to Jingzhou to make an envoy, to say that she is here to stop the war between the Gongsun family and Liu Zhang's family, it's not like it, she has been talking nonsense. It is even more impossible to say that she is here to declare war, how can she have the guts.

Anyway, I saw that she was choking people, and now she is choking, which is quite fun. The soft girl simply didn't speak and watched the play coldly.

At this time, Zhang Song's face slowly returned from green to normal color, and the unique fierce spirit of the Sichuan girl was restored, and she was really invincible.

Zhang Song snorted angrily at Sun Yu: "What a powerful man, he can never forget, but this ability can't defeat me, it's just a small way, I want to see how far you can never forget." ”

Zhang Song's body shook, and two big green characters flew above her head: "Drawing", she had been forced to a dead end by Sun Yu, and was forced to show off her martial arts skills. It turned out that she saw that Sun Yu had the ability to never forget to endorse, and knew that she was going to lose than the endorsement, but she still refused to admit defeat.

Because Liang Jie is just a man, Sun Yu, the only man in the world who can use martial arts, is dead, and no matter how powerful this Liang Jie is, he can't compete with a woman who can use martial arts.

Zhang Song's martial arts skill "drawing", is a skill of the Department of Internal Affairs, using this ability, she can draw the things she has seen on the canvas, and the things drawn are not the slightest difference from the original scene, this skill is used to draw flowers, grasses, insects and fish, birds and animals, market characters are handy, the most powerful thing is that this skill can be used to draw military maps, it is simply an accurate map maker.

She shouted provocatively at Sun Yu: "Liang Jie, I admit that your ability to never forget to endorse is better than me, but ...... Hmph, can you memorize my drawings as well? ”

She snatched the four treasures of the study from the desk in front of the soft girl, and then picked up the pen and began to draw quickly on the paper, the green light wrapped her pen, and the two big words "drawing" glittered above her head.

After a while, Zhang Song put away his pen and retreated, and the ink on the paper was not dry. From a distance, everyone saw that she was painting a mountain, which was beautiful and beautiful. Zhang Song said proudly: "This is my famous Emei Mountain in Sichuan, a boy surnamed Liang, you won't say that this painting is also a graffiti that I copied your young master Sun Dou, right?" Hum! ”

"Tsk, no culture!" Sun Yu shook his head and said: "Copying books can be called plagiarism, and copying paintings can only be called copying." ”

Zhang Song said angrily: "Don't care about the small problems of plagiarism and copying, let me ask you, has your young master graffiti been on Mount Emei?" Hmph, I don't think she has even been to Mount Emei, and she can't paint graffiti if she wants to. ”

Zhang Song dared to say this, of course, she has her confidence, you must know that painting is different from endorsement, like words, as long as you write down its content, you can naturally memorize it, or even write it silently. But the painting ...... This kind of thing is impossible to memorize at a glance, the thickness of the lines, the depth of the pen and ink, these things are impossible to remember at all. Even if you do write it down pervertedly, you may not be able to pick up your pen and draw an exact picture.

At this time, Zhang Zhongjing couldn't look at it, she set up a beam and said: "Zhang Song, you are shameless, your painting is painted with martial arts skills, and you actually let a man copy it?" Men don't know martial arts, you are simply bullying. ”

Zhang Song turned his face and ignored her, which clearly meant: "I'm bullying people, how about it?" A woman who knows martial arts skills bullies a man who doesn't know martial arts skills, and it is a matter of course, you can't control it. ”

Zhang Zhongjing was choked, she didn't want to show that she was Zhang Zhongjing, she was just a maid, Zhang Song was a big official in Xishu, it was normal to ignore her, she could only be angry.

At this time, the deputy captain of "Liang Jie" wearing a helmet was obviously stumped by Zhang Song's Emei Mountain, although everyone couldn't see his expression, they saw him take two steps back, obviously timid.

"Liang Jie" said in a slightly trembling voice, "Oh, you use martial arts skills to draw...... I ...... such a painting I ......"

"Hahaha, scared, right?" Zhang Song, a straight-talking Sichuan girl, smiled proudly: "The boy surnamed Liang, how proud are you?" It's great to be able to endorse it, huh? I'm called a martial artist, and you stinky men can only look up to me for the rest of your life. ”

Poor Liang Jie was silent.

Zhang Song continued to say proudly: "Aren't you very capable? Copy one to see? Or go and ask your young master to graffiti again, hahahaha. ”

Liang Jie still didn't dare to interface.

Zhang Song got carried away for a moment and laughed: "Your family is mainly able to scribble exactly the same painting, so I'll do a striptease here." Hahaha! ”

Tsk, people can't stop people from looking for death. Sun Yu sighed secretly in his heart: I deliberately pretended to be low-key and pretended to be afraid, but you yourself got into it, you can't blame me, grab your pigtails first.

Sun Yu didn't wait for Zhang Song to change his words, and suddenly said, "Really? If your painting was scribbled by my young master, you would do a striptease here? He said that the young master graffiti, but the people in the hall knew that it was "Liang Jie" who was going to make a personal move, and everyone couldn't help but be surprised, it was not strange to be able to endorse it, ten lines at a glance, and it was not too unusual to never forget it, at least there have been many such characters throughout the ages, but it would be a bit exaggerated to be able to copy a painting at all, Liang Jie can really do it?

As soon as Zhang Song heard Liang Jie's words, he knew that it was not good, and if people dared to come out and say this, they must be sure. But she had already said it herself, and it was difficult for her to put the shame knife into the sheath, and now it was difficult to change her words. What's more, she is an envoy on behalf of Xishu, if she retreats, not only will she lose face, but even the entire Liu Zhang's family will lose face together.

She had no choice but to bite the bullet and say: "Jump and jump, as long as you can copy it perfectly, I will really jump!" But then again, if you can't copy it, then what? As she spoke, she turned the picture she had just painted into a cloth scroll and put it away, so as not to deepen Sun Yu's memory by looking at it a few more times, poor Zhang Song didn't know that Sun Yu had asked nm01 to take a picture of the painting.

Yo, do you want me to make conditions? Sun Yu began to think, but before he could think for two seconds, the soft girl sitting in the first place spoke loudly: "If he can't copy it, my father-in-law Sun Chan will dance a striptease here." ”

Silk, all the bright-eyed people in the hall gasped! Wow, although we all know that Liang Jie is actually Sun Yu, but your confidence in Sun Yu is too great, and you simply bet your face on Sun Yu without hesitation.

Of course, there are also people who don't know who Sun Yu is, Zhang Zhongjing and Zhang Song were shocked, and looked at the soft girl in disbelief, the king of a country can't tell jokes, you just believe in that big-headed soldier?

Zhang Song's sweat immediately flowed down, and he secretly said in his heart: It's not good, Gongsun Chan believes in him so much, he must have quite a lot of ability.

Zhang Zhongjing thought about something else: Is this man honest? Gongsun Chan actually trusted him so much? I don't believe in the word 'trust', I just believed in Han Xuan wrongly, and after a few years, I didn't like people, ghosts didn't look like ghosts, I don't want to trust anyone anymore, uh...... Xiao Zhao Yun Xu outside. Hey? Since this man is so trusted by Gongsun Zhan, will he be the same as Xiao Zhaoyun, a person who is so kind that there is no trace of impurities? I'll have to pay attention to this later, and if he's really honest, I'll be friends with him.

Hearing the soft girl's words, Sun Yu perked up, and through the helmet, he stopped a gentle gaze on the soft girl's face, and the two sides exchanged a knowing look.

Then Sun Yu walked to the middle of the hall, took the four treasures of the study, spread out the canvas, and dipped the pen in ink.

NM01 has already completed the scanning of Mount Emei drawn by Zhang Song, and the filter function has made the painting painted by Zhang Song 50% transparent, and then pasted this painting on Sun Yu's retina, as if a colored contact lens was pasted on Sun Yu's eyeball, and Sun Yu's eyes fell on the canvas through this projection.

A painting of Mount Emei appeared on the original white canvas, but only Sun Yu could see this painting, and what others saw was still a blank piece of paper.

Sun Yu carefully lifted the pen, controlled the power, and tipped it according to the virtual lines...... In fact, Sun Yu's painting skills are very scummy, few children in later generations have learned to paint with a brush, Sun Yu's hobby is robot production, of course, he has never learned to paint, his best painting method is to cover a translucent white paper on a painted painting, and then use a pen to outline the line.

This action is called "Menghua" in Sun Yu's hometown dialect, but in fact, the grade is one level worse than copying, and it is simply an unpopular way of painting.

But...... The biggest advantage of this non-flowing painting method is that it has a high degree of simulation, and every line can fit perfectly with the original painting. Of course, you can't shake your hands, otherwise the ink will spread and it will be over.

Therefore, Sun Yu draws very slowly, slowly drawing one stroke at a time.

In order to cover up his strange painting skills, Sun Yu had to draw a few strokes and then deliberately stopped, pretending to think, and muttered in his mouth: "Huh? Is there a line in this position on Zhang Song's painting? I can't remember exactly. ”

However, the movements he pretended not to remember clearly did not arouse the suspicion of others, it was easy to memorize an article, and it was a bit difficult to remember every line on a painting, and if he didn't pretend to think about it like that, it would really scare people to death.

Sun Yu has been painting and painting, painting for more than an hour, every stroke he paints, Zhang Song's face is ugly, until Sun Yu's last stroke falls on the canvas, he stands up, laughs and says: "It's done!" Please take out your painting and compare it to see if there is anything wrong. ”

Zhang Song looked at Sun Yu's painting carefully, his body became more and more stiff, and finally said dejectedly: "No need to compare...... Striptease...... I'm jumping to ......"

(To be continued)