Chapter 142: Another Storm
"General Shi, that's them!" There was a muffled cry of mourning, and then Ding Yu came out covering his pig-like face.
Li Ce quickly understood what was going on, Ding Xi actually went back to move the rescuers! This loser, I'm afraid that the trouble will not be enough, and he still dares to come, Ding Xi, Ding Xi, you can't live if you do your own evil.
"Come on, take them back." The man known as General Shi sneered and looked at the two of them with contempt. This person's name is Shi Dahuan, he is a commander of the forbidden army, he happened to be patrolling the streets today, and he knew Ding Xi, Ding Xi cried for a while, and he immediately patted his chest and expressed his willingness to stand up for him.
Zhao Zhen's snort is obviously a lot heavier, and today's events have repeatedly challenged his bottom line! This is the forbidden army of the Great Song Dynasty, the forbidden army that defends the country and resists foreign insults, and the forbidden army of his Zhao Zhen!
Li Ce secretly saw Zhao Zhen's face, and he was also secretly trembling, the Son of Heaven was very angry, and the consequences were very serious.
"Da Song raised you, that's what let you do this!" Zhao Zhen picked up a teacup and fell over with a bang!
Shi Dahuan was startled, he didn't expect the other party to dare to attack him, and he was just about to draw his knife, when he heard a sharp voice panic: "Stop it!" Rebellion! ”
Then a person rushed in in a hurry, it was Lei Yungong, he heard the noise, went out to check, this look scared him so much that he almost peed, Zhao Zhen's room was actually surrounded by officers and soldiers!
"Your Majesty, the minion escort is late, and Your Majesty is frightened, and the slave deserves death!" Lei Yungong knelt on the ground, bang, bang, bang kowtow like pounding garlic, and cold sweat flowed down instantly.
"Your Majesty?" Shi Dahuan and Ding Xi were dumbfounded.
"Bang dang!" Shi Dahuan's waist knife fell to the ground...... Then he fell to his knees with a thud, and it was over...... There was only one thought in his mind, and he had even forgotten to kowtow to spare his life.
"Your Majesty!" The rest of the forbidden army suddenly put down their weapons and fell to their knees.
Ding Xi was dumbfounded, is this today?
Di Qing and Guan Zhen also entered the room at this time, Guan Zhen saw Li Ce's eyes, went up and kicked Ding Xi's buttocks, Ding Xi fell coldly and ate shit, and immediately lay on the ground and kowtowed, while crying bitterly: "Your Majesty spare your life, Your Majesty spare your life, I didn't know Your Majesty was coming, I ...... I'm damned, I'm damned! Ding Xi stumbled very hard, blood was already oozing from his forehead, because of the excessive force, his head was hit and even a little dizzy, but he knew that he had made a big disaster, and he didn't dare to stop.
Zhao Zhen was annoyed that it was not Ding Xi, he had seen Ding Xi's arrogance before, he was angry that the forbidden army was actually colluding with the minister's son, and he was so lawless! He stepped forward and kicked down Shi Dahuan, who was kneeling in a daze, and shouted angrily: "Pull it out and cut it!" ”
Ding Yu knelt on the ground and kowtowed, hearing that "drag it out and cut it!" The body couldn't help stagnating, only to feel a burst of dampness and heat in the lower body, and a warm current gushed out, and it was already urinating**.
Everyone smelled a foul smell and frowned, Li Ce covered his nose and took a look, only to see that Ding Xi's clothes were gradually wet, and he soon understood what was going on, this grandson was actually scared to pee.
"Go and call me for Ding Wei!" Zhao Zhen said angrily.
Lei Yungong seemed to have received amnesty, got up in a hurry, bent down and exited the room, and then ran all the way!
Li Ce saw that Zhao Zhen also covered his nose, so he said to Ding Xi: "Kneel outside the door." ”
Ding Xi was already so frightened at this time that he was weak, even if he had the heart to go out, he couldn't get up, Li Ce saw that he was already a little distracted from being frightened, so he had to arrange for two forbidden soldiers to take him out.
Zhao Zhen had a cold face and didn't say a word, just stood by the window with his hands in his hands, looking out of the window.
Li Ce carefully accompanied him and motioned for Di Qing and Guan Zhen to wait outside the house.
After about a quarter of an hour, Lei Yungong came back out of breath, along with Ding Wei, who was out of breath.
Although he was out of breath, Ding Wei's face was very pale, he first glanced at Ding Xi, who was half frightened, and saw that he was so embarrassed and miserable, he couldn't help but feel a pain in his heart, but even if he was angry, this evil obstacle! I will cause trouble for myself all day long, but this time I actually caused trouble to the current saint!
"Your Majesty, the ministers deserve death! Sin deserves death! Ding Wei walked in the door and knelt down.
"A good son taught by the prime minister!" Zhao Zhen sneered.
Ding Wei was in a hurry, when he came on the way, he only heard Lei Yungong say that Ding Yu had collided with His Majesty, but he didn't know exactly how he collided.
"Your Majesty...... The ignorance of the son of evil is all because the old minister has no way to teach his son, please punish His Majesty heavily! Ding Wei has been in the officialdom for many years, especially good at figuring out the emperor's thoughts, he knows that this is not the time to ask, Zhao Zhen is angry, no matter what the reason is at this time, he has to let him start the fire first.
"Then the prime minister just admits it, you taught this?" Li Ce suddenly asked.
Ding Wei's face was cold, he looked up at Li Ce, a trace of coldness flashed in his eyes, he didn't expect that Li Ce, a nobody, would dare to question himself, in normal times, he would ignore it, and even punish him for a big crime of disrespect, but today in front of Zhao Zhen, he didn't dare.
Ding Wei asked forbearantly: "Dare to ask Li Gongzi, how did the dog collide with Your Majesty?" He really couldn't think of how he could have a conflict with His Majesty when he ate in a restaurant.
"Prime Minister, let's ask yourself, I don't dare to say." Li Ce spread his hands and deliberately made a helpless look.
Ding Wei's heart sank, this kid actually dared to tease himself! I really think that if I hug the big tree of Your Majesty, I can't help you, and there will be a time when you will feel good in the future! He glanced up at Zhao Zhen, and saw that his face was pale and he didn't say a word, so he had to turn around and retreat to the door. He grabbed Ding Xi's collar, Ding Xi moved, a foul smell came from under his body, choking Ding Wei coughed, his old face turned red and he found that Ding Xi was already scared of feces and urine all over the ground, the son of the dignified prime minister, he actually made such a big ugly appearance in public, such an explosive news, it will spread all over the streets and alleys of Bianjing tomorrow, and his face as the prime minister can be regarded as a loss! How those colleagues will make fun of themselves behind their backs.
Ding Wei held back his anger and said angrily: "Son! What the hell did you do with Your Majesty? ”
"Daddy...... I, I didn't know he was His Majesty, and besides, I didn't beat him, I didn't scold him......"
"Smack!" Another slap in the face, but this time it was Ding Wei.
"Dad, even you beat me! Ouch......" Ding Xi cried and mourned, he didn't expect that his Lao Tzu would also beat himself, and he would beat him so loudly!
"Shut up! Brute! How can you be so respectful to Your Majesty! Ding Wei secretly sighed that his son was really a first-class straw bag, and he didn't understand why he beat him, if he wasn't strict, this stupid guy probably wouldn't know.
"Dad, the child knows it's wrong, woo woo......" Ding Xi cried so much that his snot drooped.
"What the hell did you collide with, Your Majesty!" Ding Wei scolded, he knew that Zhao Zhen had been dissatisfied with him for a long time, and he was afraid that he would not be able to fool this matter today.
"Dad, I really didn't know it was Your Majesty before...... When I heard them call you by name, I ...... I just want to ...... Give him some color and see. Ding Xi cried and said.
"Son!" Ding Wei scolded loudly, and as soon as he stretched out his hand, he was about to fan him in the face, but Ding Xi had already guarded against his own Lao Tzu, and when he saw that he raised his hand and hurriedly covered his face with his hands, only his scalp was exposed.
Ding Wei slapped his head and face twice, and when he saw that this kid actually dared to cover it, he couldn't help but be even more angry, this idiot! Your Majesty is looking at it, this pain is inevitable, you cover it like this, how can Your Majesty be willing!
Ding Wei fought for a while, and saw Ding Yu hugging his head tightly and shrinking in his arms, like a turtle, refusing to show his head, he raised his head left and right, and saw a forbidden soldier standing next to him, and he snatched his waist knife.
Li Ce's eyes widened, did Ding Wei want to kill his relatives in righteousness? Does this old boy still have such courage?
Ding Wei was stunned for a moment after getting the knife, he was angry just now, and he just wanted to find something to smoke him, but he didn't think it was a knife......
Li Ce saw that Ding Wei was standing on the spot, but he didn't mean to do anything, and he immediately had an idea as soon as his brain turned, the old guy didn't seem to be able to do it, it seems that he has to light a fire for you. I saw that this guy suddenly jumped forward exaggeratedly, opened his hands in front of Zhao Zhen, and shouted anxiously: "Escort!" Escort! ”
Ding Wei's old face turned red, he glared at Li Ce resentfully, raised the knife with the scabbard in his hand, and hit Ding Xi with his head covered in the face. Although the knife was not pulled out, it was wrapped in such a large steel plate, and it was extremely heavy on the body, and Ding Xi rolled around on the ground in pain and screamed.
Zhao Zhen exchanged a look with Li Ce, and secretly said that this kid is really amazing, and he actually forced an old oilman like the prime minister to do it.
Ding Wei secretly observed Zhao Zhen's face, and saw that he didn't mean to stop at all, this waist knife weighed four or five pounds, and it hurt very much to hit his body. He pretended to be tired, and kept his body upside down, holding the waist knife, which came out of its scabbard and fell to the ground with a clatter.
Ding Wei was happy in his heart, only the scabbard was much lighter in his hand, so that even ten hits were not as painful as just now, his face was silent, and he continued to wave the scabbard and hit Ding Xi with his head and face.
Li Ce couldn't help but sneer in his eyes, this old thing actually dares to play yin, can you fool Your Majesty, can you fool me? On the way to Beijing, you conspired with He Ruinian to murder Lao Tzu, and when you arrived in the capital, you didn't let me go, and if you didn't let you shed some blood today, I was sorry for Li Ce.
Li Ce slowly walked along the wall towards the door, Ding Wei was still "hard" fighting, Ding Xi was still screaming hard, and suddenly "Bang!" With a bang, the scabbard was actually interrupted, Ding Wei was overjoyed, and was just about to stop working, "Bang dang!" With a sound, suddenly a stick fell in front of him, Ding Wei was instantly dumbfounded, he looked up suddenly, but saw Li Ce was looking up and digging his nostrils, looking unaware, and a forbidden soldier next to him was looking at him dumbfounded, and his hands were still holding the stick in a virtual posture......
Ding Wei gritted his teeth and slowly picked up the stick, Ding Yu didn't pretend to be dead when he saw it, he instantly jumped up and shouted: "Dad, you really want to kill me!" As soon as Ding Wei saw that this idiot actually jumped up vigorously, he instantly had the urge to strangle him!
Zhao Zhen snorted coldly, the father and son were acting before.
"I'll kill you beast!" Ding Wei was already dizzy with anger, and His Majesty and Li Ce were embarrassed for themselves, and their straw bale son was so stupid! If you still have to do it, just kill it!
Ding Wei knelt down, he heard Lei Yungong say a rough idea on the way, and he already had a bottom in his heart.
"Huh, punishment? Punish you or him? Zhao Zhen pointed at Ding Xi and said angrily.