Chapter 1: Chinese, Friends (Part I)

It hurts, it hurts, it hurts all over my body!

I don't know how long I fell asleep, Shi Shaoying was woken up by pain, he subconsciously reached out and wanted to touch his head that was almost cracked in pain, but his arm just moved slightly upwards with muscles, and there was a sudden tearing sharp pain in his chest, which made Shi Shaoying let out a painful snort and immediately stopped this self-harming behavior.

Shi Shaoying opened his eyes with as gentle a movement as possible, and the first thing he saw was a blue canopy that was pure and bright, and almost did not contain any impurities.

Under this blue sky, there are dry yellows, hard rocks, and large patches of yellow sand, which constitute the main colors of the surroundings, and a few bushes interspersed in it, a small meadow, and a wild flower struggling to lean out in the cracks of the stones, and is obsessively spreading a faint fragrance and red, which is like the finishing touch, injects a tenacious and persistent vitality into this land that is so barren and so desolate.

There were a few leisurely and crisp camel bells in the distance, Shi Shaoying subconsciously supported his body and looked into the distance, a man wearing a red and white cloth skirt and carrying two long wooden strips on his shoulders, leading four white camels lined up in a line slowly appeared in his field of vision.

The man's living conditions were very poor at first glance, and his poor nutrition made him look skinny, and he walked on a road made of gravel, and he didn't even wear shoes, but he still walked calmly. Maybe he was thinking about something happy, and a heartfelt smile appeared on his face, and even his steps became brisk.

Four white camels, known as the "Ship of the Desert", each of them carried a dozen long cloth bags, and the heavy cargo did not weigh down on their waists. Thousands of years ago, their ancestors walked through the land day after day with the same leisurely gesture to the soft chirping of camel bells, until their figures became the most beautiful scenery in this land.

Long, simple, poor, strong, optimistic, far away from the hustle and bustle of the bustling city, everywhere revealing the most essential unpretentious nature, this is Shi Shaoying reopened his eyes, due to the lack of memory, so there is no prejudice, no instinctive sense of superiority, with the most just and fair eyes to look at this land and the people living on it, the first impression.

A small convoy of seven cars was parked in such a wilderness, the driver and bodyguards sat around with rifles, set up a fire pit with stones, and the dry wood made a series of soft crackling horns in the fire pit, and the steaming heat came out of an iron pot in the blue flames, and kept emitting a tempting fragrance to the surroundings, God knows how long he had been asleep, and now he was so hungry that he could almost vomit a cow Shi Shaoying couldn't help but shrug his nose again and again.

As for Shi Shaoying himself, he was lying in the body of a certain pickup truck in the convoy, and someone spread a thick blanket made of camel hair under Shi Shaoying, although it was soft and comfortable, but it was also very hot. On his head, he was also put on a very soft pillow and was very comfortable, and the popularity of Japanese origin in Europe and the United States was the highest among seafarers, so it was also known as the "seafarer's wife...... Belch...... Inflatable dolls?!

When Shi Shaoying was in a coma, he was like a bird, arching his head directly into this inflatable doll The softest, made of special high-fidelity imitation silicone material, to ensure that no matter whether you are touching and rubbing, squeezing and teasing, it will not deform and will not break the chest! The beautiful long blond hair of the inflatable doll fell down and hung down on her shoulders, and from a distance, it really looked like a couple of men and women in love were snuggling up to each other.

That is, because of such a "close girlfriend" close protection, Shi Shaoying's head was fully protected when he was unconscious, and his injuries were not aggravated by the bumps of the car all the way, probably because of the close protection of such a "close girlfriend", Shi Shaoying's injuries did not worsen when he bumped all the way in the car. Although he was grateful for the thoughtfulness and carefulness of the person who rescued him, Shi Shaoying still did not hesitate to push away the inflatable doll and wanted to support his body, he pressed his hands on the blanket just with a little force, and kept the most intimate contact with him, the inflatable doll with attractive red lips close to Shi Shaoying's ear suddenly spoke: "Ah~ah~ah~ohoh~ohyes, oh~"

Frankly speaking, the sound from the mouth of the inflatable doll is not too big, but the distance between the two sides is too close, the angle is too good, Shi Shaoying was dizzy and weak, and he was really taken aback when he was caught off guard, he only had time to shout "Dead" in his heart, and he fell back into the arms of the inflatable doll with the most embarrassing movements with his soft hands.

What's even worse is that because the action of falling down was too intense and enthusiastic, the inflatable doll lowered her head in response, and put her red lips that she didn't know what to make of, anyway, it looked delicate and delicate directly on Shi Shaoying's mouth, and when she thought of the usefulness of this play, Shi Shaoying felt sick to her stomach.

The worst thing is that even if the lips of the two "people" are already in a state of intimate kissing, the mouth of the inflatable doll is still continuing to emit a series of moans that can be understood by normal men, and the "lips" intersect Shi Shaoying can even feel that something in the mouth of the inflatable doll is vibrating gently...... Who is Shi Shaoying, he is a professional writer, any male protagonist in his pen is a super master who is good at creating tricks, Shi Shaoying just thought of something with a turn of his eyes, he lifted the blanket under him, and a touch controller slightly larger than a pigeon egg, connected with a white wire and an inflatable doll, appeared in front of Shi Shaoying.

Science is developing, technology is advancing, and inflatable dolls, which normal people feel perverted when they hear it, but things that still have room for survival in special groups are also advancing with the times. This high-fidelity inflatable doll behind Shi Shaoying is also equipped with a real voice sound system, if anyone and this doll "make love", as long as the force is different, the doll will change according to the strength of the male owner, and produce different rhythmic sounds.

Of course, that's not the point!

The real point is that the person who rescued Shi Shaoying from the car not only used the inflatable doll as a pad to protect Shi Shaoying's swollen head like a pig's head, but also specially put the touch switch that came with the inflatable doll under the blanket on Shi Shaoying's right hand, and turned such a set of adult products into a call system for patients to call nurses, or rather...... Monitor the system!

In this regard, even Shi Shaoying couldn't help but stretch out a thumbs up in his heart, and said convincingly: "High, really high, so fucking high to the Himalayas!" ”

There was such a big commotion, the driver and the bodyguard with guns sitting around the fire were already alarmed, and a man who was holding a bowl and drinking soup walked over quickly. The man glanced at Shi Shaoying, who had regained consciousness, and then looked at the inflatable doll behind Shi Shaoying who was still "moaning", his two lips rolled up and down, revealing a "knowing" smile that made Shi Shaoying want to chisel two black eggplants on his face. Then he muttered a series of words in Somali that Shi Shaoying couldn't understand half a word, and seeing Shi Shaoying's confused face, the man trotted all the way back if he realized something, bent down and whispered something in the ear of a young woman in her twenties.

As soon as the woman stood up, Shi Shaoying saw that she was different. She was clearly of Nordic descent, with a contoured face like an ancient Greek temple idol, her red hair casually draped down with a natural curvature, which looked like a flame beating in the breeze.

She walked over quickly, and when she got closer, Shi Shaoying could see that her eyebrows were slanted like a sword, showing her inner strength and fortitude undoubtedly, and in the deep eye sockets on the high eyebrows, there was a pair of turquoise eyes, looking at it from a distance, it was like two green flames were burning faintly. It seems that as long as she is angry, even if she is destined to die, she will not hesitate to rush forward and die with the enemy at the cost of burning herself!

She wore a tight-fitting waistcoat made of linen, which was held together by wide straps at the shoulders and crossed with black cotton threads at the neckline to create a shoelace-like binding effect, but this made her overly full breasts look like tearing out.

She wore a brown cloth skirt with three slits that went straight past her knees, one of which even reached the base of her thighs, and their greatest function was to allow her master's slender and powerful legs to kick at any angle without any sense of restraint when necessary. The black high-waisted leather boots have a short heel and won't cause any obstacles even when running fast on soft sand.

She was supposed to have skin as white as snow, but having lived in Somalia only a few hundred kilometers from the equator for a long time, her skin had been tanned to a healthy and vibrant wheat color, which contrasted with the pair of elongated metal wristbands on her arms, which looked natural and beautiful.

It wasn't until she walked in front of her and looked at Shi Shaoying condescendingly that Shi Shaoying realized that she was really tall! Visually, she was at least 190 centimeters, but her movements were not clumsy at all, and her steps were as light as a cat.

She looked like a battle-hardened warrior in the Middle Ages, fierce, strong, and full of aggressive wildness and danger.

Raising his head and meeting her gaze in the air, even Shi Shaoying had a feeling of "being oppressed", but the more this was the case, the more Shi Shaoying's eyes widened, and he stared back fiercely without giving an inch. The eyes of the two people collided in the air, almost bursting out of invisible firelight, but because they were lying down and looking up, Shi Shaoying's eyes quickly slid down naturally because of a certain nature of the man, got rid of this kind of cross-eyed-for-tat, and fell on the "fierce" chest of the red-haired girl, and made a few turns on it, once again verifying the authenticity and philosophy of ancient Chinese sayings such as "Death under the peony flower is also merry" and "lustful and gallant".

(To be continued)