Chapter 332: No Humor
All over the bed......
Hearing Xiao Mo's words, Yu Niang hesitated, but still walked towards the bed obediently. {}
Yu Niang took the lead, followed by Yang Yanqi, Xie Yunjing, and in the end, only Zhilan did not move.
"Huh?" Xiao Mo glanced at Zhilan strangely.
"Ahem...... Don't get me wrong, because there is no stool in the room, or Lin Jie's girl doesn't know where to move the stool...... It's better for you to sit than to stand and listen to me talk about what happened today! ”
Xiao Mo explained, Zhilan's face turned red, and she lowered her head and said, "As soon as you come back, remember the princess, you haven't gone to my father yet, right?" ”
"Uh......" Xiao Mo was embarrassed and touched the back of his head embarrassedly: "I plan to go...... Isn't Lord Xu teaching in Guozi? It's just that...... Alas! It's a long story......"
Xiao Mo paused, and suddenly grabbed Zhilan's shoulders with both hands, pushing her to the bed, and then continued: "You also sit up, and then I'll start talking!" ”
was pushed to the bed by Xiao Mo, and Zhilan naturally sat on it, which happened to be next to Yu Niang......
After the prison incident, Zhilan's entry into the Xiao family was basically recognized by everyone, so Yu Niang also regarded her as a sister, anyway...... There are a lot of sisters, but there are not many more than her.
I want to open it, with Yu Niang's temperament, it is not difficult to get along, so among the women, Zhilan and Yu Niang get along better, as for Yang Yanqi, she and Zhilan are both one of the victims in the First Battle of Taiyuan that year, that is, they have the same disease, but because Yang Yanqi has to go to the palace on an errand, so the two usually don't have so much time to get along.
As for Xie Yunjing, don't talk about it, this eldest lady, I don't know what her temper is, before she entered the Xiao family, she was lively, brutal, and strong, but after entering the Xiao family, her temperament changed and she became quiet, just like her name, but she was too quiet, like the standard of a good daughter-in-law, and there was no gossip every day, when she was fine, she was in the room, which may be related to the Xie family's tutor!
These big families are like this, the requirements and words and deeds for their children are different from those at home and outside, in other words, when Xie Yunjing is at home, she can be brutal and strong, but when she marries, she must be responsible for the reputation of the Xie family!
Maybe so! So Xie Yunjing and Zhilan are still a little estranged.
In fact, Zhilan didn't know that Xie Yunjing didn't change after entering the Xiao family, but that she was originally such a woman, but after seeing Xiao Mo, she became brutal and strong.
It's no wonder that a woman has an excellent family background and a unique appearance, but when she meets someone like Xiao Mo, it is difficult to guarantee that her temperament will not change.
From the first time Qi Fang Pavilion knew Xiao Mo's identity, and knew that Xiao Mo had a wife in his family, Xie Yunjing changed, and began to be rude and strong, because she knew that if she didn't do this, with her original temperament, she wouldn't be able to get close to Xiao Mo at all!
Speaking of which, Xie Yunjing's change in temperament is a typical example of a woman's pursuit of a man's story, and later Xie Yunjing succeeded and entered the Xiao family.
Her temperament has also changed back, among all the women, she is the only one who keeps calling Xiao Mo 'official', and because she has listened to Wang Zhixiu's words, she feels sorry for Xiao Mo and blames herself, these are all expressions of Xie Yunjing's true feelings......
The women sat down, and Xiao Mo also began to tell what happened today: "Where to start? Let's make a long story short, today Yunxue was dragged by Zhao Yao to the Guogong Mansion to participate in Old Man Liu's 70th birthday, in order to see Yun Xue, I went to the Guogong Mansion, who knew but was stopped by the doorman! In a moment of anger, he planned to make a joke with the people in the Guogong Mansion, so he changed Xiao Yi's clothes, mixed in through the back door, and became a subordinate in the Guogong Mansion......"
"Present?" Only then did I see the clothes on Xiao Mo's body, which were really Xiao Yi's. Yu Niang shook her head and laughed, stepped forward to untie Xiao Mo's clothes, and said: "Ziheng should return the clothes to Xiao Yi, these clothes always feel weird when they are worn on you!" ”
Xiao Mo didn't stop Yu Niang, he knew that Yu Niang was in a good state now, and she was getting more and more like a big woman, although it was destined that the eldest lady of the Xiao family would be Yun Xue in the future, but Xiao Mo knew that Yun Xue would definitely have to come forward if Yun Xue was dealing with some family affairs, so Xiao Mo didn't stop Yu Niang from wearing clothes for herself, which was also an encouragement.
Then he continued: "Who knows, this old man Liu is 70 years old, but he invited talented people all over the capital to openly choose a son-in-law for his granddaughter, so your husband and I didn't dare to mess around, I just wanted to touch Yun Xue's side and meet her, but I heard that Miss Liu was unwilling to lose to the talented man in the capital...... And among the talents in the capital, there is one named Ouyang Zhi, you all know it! He's the new champion! ”
Of course, Ouyang Zhi's daughters knew that as soon as the palace examination rankings came out, the new champion was led to the white horse and marched in the capital for three days, which can be said to have taken the limelight, as one of the hundreds of thousands of households in the capital, how could the daughters of the Xiao family not know his name?
"Ouyang Zhi this person Liu Yuzhi told me, saying that he is very smart and knowledgeable, of course, a champion, it is naturally impossible to have no knowledge, the most important thing is that Liu Yuzhi said that he is very much in line with my appetite, so I want to help him ...... when I think about it."
Xiao Mo briefly recounted the fact that he deliberately came out with a couplet to help Ouyang Zhi overpower Zhou Bangyan and Liu Xinyu, and when he heard those two poems, Xie Yunjing curled her mouth and said: "Official, you have these poems, why don't you write them for us at home, and you want to go to others to provoke them?" ”
This is a lot of Xie Yunjing's complaint, at this time, Zhilan also nodded, and responded: "That's it, how can you be such a pair, and this poem, not reveal your identity?" It's no wonder that Ouyang Zhi saw through you and caused a mess! ”
"Who would have thought that? At that time, he just wanted to compare Zhou Bangyan and Liu Xinyu, so that Ouyang could stop being in the limelight, and then hug the beauty to return to ......" Xiao Mo shook his head with a look of annoyance.
"And what about later? What did the emperor say? Yang Yanqi asked with concern.
This is also the most concerned issue of all women!
Xiao Mo sighed, hearing this sigh, Yang Yanqi became even more worried, and said, "The emperor won't let you marry Miss Liu, right?" ”
"Say what?" Xiao Mo glanced at Yang Yanqi, and then said: "Don't think about it, later, Lord Pingzhang Shiji of Zhongshu Province also entered the palace, and like Old Man Liu, he also sued me, saying that it was ......."
told the girls about the conversation with Ji Caixin, and this time even Yu Niang stopped doing it: "Ziheng, how can you be so light on other women?" ”
Xiao Mo shrugged, spread his hands and said, "Just kidding, who knows why everyone doesn't have a sense of humor......"
"Sense of humor......" Xie Yunjing looked curious, what is that?
"It's just a joke, it's just a joke, it's not true, it's purely understood that the conversation between me and Ji Caixin is a joke, she called me 'big brother', and I gave her a 'little sister'......"
"How can anyone joke like that?"
"That's it...... This is clearly thin and light! ”
"I'm just afraid that in your heart, you have taken a fancy to Miss Ji!"
The story couldn't go on, it became a meeting for the four women to denounce Xiao Mo, Yang Yanqi, Zhilan, Xie Yunjing one by one, and finally even Yu Niang joined in.
"Ziheng, it's really your mistake!"
Xiao Mo pursed his lips, nodded cautiously, and said, "It's true that I'm wrong, and the fault is that I shouldn't be so humorous......"
"Then practically, what does the emperor want you to do?" Yang Yanqi can't wait, this is not Xiao Mo's business alone, this is everyone's business!
"What else can I do? After all, the emperor is Yunxue's father, of course he can't agree to the two old men, so he asked me to recognize them as godsisters......"
Godsister, not my own sister, not my wife, it's okay!
All the women were obviously relieved when they heard this.
"Now you know! Okay, okay, let's go back to sleep......" Xiao Mo waved his hand at them and said, "I'm going to recognize the two godsisters tomorrow......"
The girls went back to their rooms, and in the end, only Zhilan stayed.
"Anything else?" Xiao Mo looked at her strangely.
There were a lot of people just now, Zhilan was embarrassed to say, but now she can say it.
"You...... Can officials recognize their two sisters the day after tomorrow? Between Zhilan's teeth, she finally held back such a sentence.
"That's it......" Xiao Mo understood, this girl was in a hurry, her father arrived in the capital, it's okay that you weren't at home, but you are at home now, but you haven't visited for so long, what will your father say then?
After thinking about it, Xiao Mo said to Zhilan: "Okay, then let's go together tomorrow and recognize my sister...... Of course, it's not as important as recognizing the father-in-law! ”
Zhilan's face turned red when she heard this, and she punched Xiao Mo in the chest, and said, "Don't talk nonsense, don't ...... Humor! ”
"No humor?" Xiao Mo was stunned, and didn't react until Zhilan left the room, this girl is now learning and selling! I just learned the word humor, and now I use it! But it's a good word...... Why is it so awkward?
After Zhilan also left, Xiao Mo pondered for a while, but found that the two little heads outside were secretly looking into the room at the door......
"Two imps!" Xiao Mo knew that it must be Lin Jie and Lin Jia, these two little girls, since they 'warmed the bed' for themselves last time, they let go, and it is estimated that they will come to 'warm the bed' again at this time!
Xiao Mo rolled his eyes, pretended not to notice them, and said to himself: "Oops, it's too cold this day...... Let's go to the study to read the book for a while, and then sneak to the jade lady......"
After that, Xiao Mo went out of the bedroom, the two little girls naturally hid, Xiao Mo didn't go to look for them, pretended not to know, and went directly into the study!
The two little girls went back to the room with no interest, and the action of 'warming the bed' failed, so they had to be two sisters to 'warm each other'!
PS: Suddenly I found out that the word 'mutual warmth'...... It's obscene!
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