Chapter 47: Pretending to be crazy and stupid

Leaving Skull Mountain, when Guo Ye and the others returned to the Liaodong City Pavilion Station, it was already a red sun falling in the west and the jade rabbit rising in the east.

After a tiring day, everyone hastily ate dinner and rested early.

Early the next morning, Guo Ye took his eldest grandson to the city lord's mansion in Liaodong City to visit Gao Xinde.

When I came to the gate of the mansion, I saw that the gate of the city lord's mansion was empty, and there was no sergeant on duty. An old servant, lazily leaning against the doorframe to bask in the sun. It's July now, the sun is blazing, and this old guy is not afraid of heat stroke?

The eldest grandson stepped forward and said, "Old man, please let me know, just say that the envoy of the Tang Dynasty, Guo Ye and Guo Ziyi, are coming to visit!" ”

The old servant turned his head tremblingly and said, "What are you talking about, be louder, I can't hear it!" "It seems that the ears are not good.

The eldest grandson raised his voice and said, "I said that we are the angels of the Tang Dynasty!" ”

"? You are the ones who collect dung, and the ones who collect dung go through the back door. This is the front door, not the place you should be. ”

"No, we're not collecting manure. I mean, we're here to visit Lord Gao! ”

"Heat stroke? Out of the way. This man is old, he is afraid of heat and cold, and he will not suffer from heat stroke. Young man, you have such a good heart, don't worry, grandpa and me, it's okay! ”

"We're looking for Mr. Gao!"

"My lord? I know you're looking for an adult. You're so big, you can't play with children! ”

"Old man, we are looking for Gao Xinde!"

"Oh, you're saying you're looking for Lord Gao Xinde, Lord Gao, right?"

"Yes!" The eldest grandson was secretly happy, this one could be regarded as understanding.

"I don't know."

'Don't you know?' Gao Xinde, Lord Gao, Lord Gao, didn't you say it quite smoothly? ”

"I just heard you say that!"

"......" the eldest grandson wants to beat people, this old guy is obviously pretending to be crazy and stupid!

But this old guy has gray hair, his eyes are blurred, and his front teeth have fallen out. If it weren't for leaning on the door frame, he wouldn't be able to stand steadily, and the eldest grandson would really not be able to do it.

As soon as Guo Ye waved his hand, he beckoned the eldest grandson to rush inside. The old servant pounced forward, stretched out his hands, and blocked Guo Ye's way, saying, "Where did you come from, stinky boy, you are not allowed to go in without my permission!" ”

Guo Ye's eyes lit up, he stretched out his hand and shouted, "City Lord Gao, you're here!" ”

The old servant turned his head, and taking advantage of this kung fu, Guo Ye and the eldest grandson snorted and drilled over.

didn't run two steps, a young man in Tsing Yi blocked the way and said, "Isn't this the Pingyang County Duke of the Tang Dynasty?" The villain has given you a gift! ”

Guo Ye snorted coldly and said, "Where is Gao Xinde?" ”

The little man in Tsing Yi said with a bitter face: "My city lord is ...... He was sick. ”

"Oh? What disease? ”

"Wind right away!"

"Huh?" Gao Xinde is so old, is he still not old?

"Ah, no, it's the people who are crazy!"

"People are crazy?"

, and this disease?

"Look at my mouth, I mean leprosy! This leprosy is terrible, he passed it on. No, our city lord, sent all the people in the palace away. I'll leave me alone! ”

The eldest grandson was puzzled: "No, we saw your city lord here the day before yesterday, and he was fine at that time." How did you get leprosy all of a sudden? ”

"Hey, you don't know, this disease is like a mountain. As soon as I came back the night before, our city lord was sick, with a high fever, a mouth full of nonsense, vomiting and diarrhea, and a sore back and legs. Ask the doctor to find out that it is leprosy! ”

Guo Ye has never heard that leprosy is a high fever, which means that this grandson is pure nonsense!

So he sneered and said, "I didn't expect that City Lord Gao's condition is so serious, it's really worrying." Come on, come on, you take us to visit the high city lord! ”

"Don't, don't. Our city lord has confessed, this leprosy descendant, but we must not let you go to see him. If he passed the illness to the Tang Angel, he would be dead. But don't worry, our city lord has an ancestral secret recipe for leprosy. ”

"Oh? I've only heard that leprosy is an incurable disease, and I can't imagine that the high city lord still has an ancestral secret recipe? ”

"There is a secret recipe, but in this secret recipe, there is a very important introduction, which is called the wide grass, which can only be grown in Pyongyang. If you go to Pyongyang, our lord will go with you. When we arrived in Pyongyang and ate this reassuring grass, our city lord's illness would be cured! ”

Guo Yedao: "You mean that before we arrived in Pyongyang, we couldn't see the high city lord?" ”

"Well, you can say that, so you can say."

The eldest grandson said, "What if we have to see him? ”

"Oh, don't. The city lord of my family said that he would rather die by himself than let the Tang Dynasty make him sick. If you have to break in, our city lord will kill himself! ”

it! This Gao Xinde is obviously playing a scoundrel!

Guo Ye really can't continue to break in, it's not that he's worried that this Gao Xinde will die or live. He didn't believe that this money-loving guy didn't want to live so easily. The key is this Gao Xinde's attitude, which makes it clear that he doesn't want to see Guo Ye. If he wants to break in, then Gao Xinde will have to move. When the time comes, I really don't know where to look for him.

"Let's go!" Guo Ye greeted and left the City Lord's Mansion with the eldest grandson.

In the City Lord's Mansion, Gao Xinde sighed slightly and said, "Guo Ye, Guo Ye, I don't know what you want to do?" But how can things be so easy, it's better not to see each other than to see each other! ”

As soon as Guo Ye returned to the pavilion, the turtledove greeted him and said, "My lord, you came back so soon, did things go smoothly?" How much does he want for this Gao Xinde? ”

The eldest grandson had a dark face and said irritably: "How much?" People don't offer it at all. I and the county prince of Pingyang, I haven't even seen his face! ”

Guo Yedao: "This Gao Xinde makes it clear that he doesn't want to see us. I'm afraid it can't be solved with money. Turtledove, this plan of yours doesn't work. ”

Turtledove frowned, and said: "The subordinates are incompetent, and I can't think of any good ideas for the time being, please give me some time, and I will think about whether there is any other way." ”

The eldest grandson said: "As long as the kung fu is deep, the iron pestle is sharpened into a needle." I don't believe it, he Gao Xinde, can hide in the city lord's mansion all the time and not come out, I will send someone to the city lord's mansion tomorrow to block the door, as long as he comes out, we will know. ”

Guo Ye said: "It's not appropriate. Even if we block him, what can we do, we still need him to help, so we will tear our faces, it's not good. ”

"Then what do you say?"