Chapter 160: Li Ce's Methods
"Xiwen, these people may be the envoys of the Liao Kingdom, you just came back, it's better not to be troublesome, so as not to get burned." The man's companion tugged at the hem of his shirt and whispered.
"Are my people afraid? When you enter my Great Song Dynasty, you must follow the laws and rules of my Great Song Dynasty, and the Son of Heaven is guilty of the same crime as the common people, not to mention a few Liao people. The man looked back and said righteously.
His companion looked a little embarrassed, shook his head and sighed.
"Who are you?" The Liao leader asked.
"Song people!" The man replied aloud.
"Hmph, just rely on you, a powerless scholar, can you stop my Da Liao warriors?" The Liao people scoffed.
"There are so many people here, can't you see them?" The man stretched out his hand and stroked in a circle, sneering.
"Do you think everyone else is like you? Besides, I'm the messenger of Da Liao, is this the hospitality of your Song people? "This Liao man is quite cunning.
"It is our guests who respect our Great Song, and it is our enemies who deliberately make trouble!" The man said coldly.
"Good!" Guan Zhen couldn't help but shout.
When the man said this, many people nodded in agreement.
The Liao people were at a stagnation, and if they could speak well, how could he be the opponent of these scholars.
"Hmph, you Song people are sharp-toothed, I don't waste your lips and tongues here!" After the Liao people finished speaking, they turned around again and left.
"Stop them!" The man let out a loud shout, and suddenly rushed out from behind him, and the two stopped in front of several Liao people.
"I don't know what to live or die!" The Liao people who took the lead shouted angrily, and suddenly stretched out their hands to grab the person in front of them, this Liao man shot very fast, he was actually a martial arts master, the Han people in front of him didn't expect the other party to shoot so fast, and one was directly choked by the neck and lifted up. This Liao people who take the lead are the generals in the Liao army, Yelu Xinghe, this person can fight bravely and bravely, and he is known for his prestige in Liao**, and their Liao people have always looked down on the Song people, and in their eyes, the scholars of the Song Dynasty are all nerds who are powerless, and they are not afraid at all.
When the companion saw Yelu Xinghe make a move, he also shot at another Han man, both Han people are ordinary slaves, but they only know some fur kung fu, and how can they be the opponents of these five big and three thick Liao people, and the two of them were knocked to the ground after a moment of kung fu.
The man's face became extremely ugly, and his companion pulled him again, "Xiwen, forget it." ”
"No, as long as I, Fan Zhongyan, am here today, I will never allow them to leave!" The man said angrily, and after speaking, he strode towards the Liao people.
Li Ce was shocked - Fan Zhongyan? Oh, my God! He felt his brain thump! Could it be that this person is Fan Zhongyan?!
Seeing Fan Zhongyan coming over without fear, a cruel smile appeared on his face, he clenched his right fist and shot as soon as he approached.
Li Ce hurriedly shouted: "Mr. Fan, be careful!" As soon as he finished shouting, Yelu Xinghe had already raised his right fist.
"Help!" Li Ce shouted, and rushed out with an arrow.
Yelu Xinghe sneered, raised his fist and hit Fan Zhongyan, but Fan Zhongyan was not afraid, he also clenched his right fist and prepared to parry. But at this moment, he suddenly felt a huge force push him out.
"Bang!" With a muffled sound, Yelu Xinghe let out a "huh", he stared at the young man in front of him suspiciously, this young man looked like he was about twenty, it seemed that Wenwen was weak, but he didn't expect to be able to take a punch from himself and be unscathed.
The young man in front of him was undoubtedly Li Ce, he didn't think much about it in an emergency, and directly pushed Fan Zhongyan out, he knew that Fan Zhongyan in history didn't know martial arts, and if he was injured by this Liao barbarian, he would ruin his reputation for a lifetime.
Fan Zhongyan also understood that it was Li Ce who blocked a punch for him just now, and he hugged his fist at Li Ce with a grateful face and said, "This little brother, thank you for your righteous action." ”
"I have admired Mr. Fan's name for a long time, and when I saw Mr. Fan's demeanor today, it really deserved his name! You're welcome, sir. Li Ce laughed.
"You've heard of me?" Fan Zhongyan was puzzled, his identity at this time was still only a Zhizhou, this time he was ordered to enter Beijing to serve, like him, the Great Song Dynasty has not thousands but hundreds, he is still in the stage of no development, the name is not loud, it is Li Ce who has heard of his name, he is a little surprised.
"Haha...... Mr. Fan, who is worried about the worries of the world first, and who is happy and happy after the world, who doesn't know? Li Ce said with admiration.
"The worries of the world first, and the joys of the world after the world?" Fan Zhongyan was startled and looked at Li Ce with wide eyes.
Li Ce looked at his surprised look, his eyelids jumped and he said, "Could it be that I made a mistake?" No, this sentence is known to anyone who has taken a language class. ”
"I didn't expect that my younger generation in the Great Song Dynasty had such a talent, Xiwen I can be regarded as an eye-opener today! Ha ha...... Good! Good! The worries of the world are worried, and the joy of the world is happy! What a spirit! Good responsibility! Fan Zhongyan was like drinking alcohol, his face was flushed, and he looked extremely excited.
Li Ce was stunned, could it be that Fan Zhongyan hadn't written this famous sentence at this time? It's broken, it's broken, I actually sold a big axe in front of Luban's door......
"What do you call the little brother?" Fan Zhongyan seemed to forget that there were Liao people around him, and instead talked to Li Ce.
"Just call me Li Ce, sir." Li Ce stole other people's famous sentences just now, and he felt a little guilty in his heart.
"Hey~ Little brother has this ambition, I am ashamed of myself, I am a few years older than you, you just need to call me Brother Xiwen." Xiwen is Fan Zhongyan's cousin, he is Chinese New Year's Eve three years old today, and he can be regarded as the same generation as Li Ce.
Ha ha...... The two looked at each other and laughed, both of them had a feeling of hating each other.
"With your little doll, you also want to keep our Daliao warriors? You Da Song really have no one, haha......" Yelu Xinghe looked around at the lively Song people and laughed insolently.
Li Ce didn't want to argue with him, but this guy obviously despised himself, and besides, they had already hurt someone, and according to Fan Zhongyan's temper, this matter must not stop there.
Sure enough, Fan Zhongyan said: "My Great Song Dynasty is a state of etiquette, you Liao people have always been arrogant and despicable, we don't have the same general knowledge as you, but today you hurt people, and you want to swagger away, so you don't take our Great Song Dynasty seriously." ”
"Hmph, didn't you just play with you girls? It's your honor for our Daliao warriors to play with you girls! "Yelu Xinghe is drunk at this time, and he is becoming more and more arrogant, and he has begun to play tricks.
Li Ce finally got angry, this guy is too arrogant and domineering, this is the capital of the Great Song Dynasty! I can't tolerate you Liao people trampling on it like this.
"Then I want your mother to be honored too." Li Ce said lightly, his voice was not loud, but everyone around him could hear it clearly.
"Haha......" The Song people burst out laughing, especially Guan Zhen's most exaggerated laughter.
"You're looking for death!" Yelu Xinghe's face instantly turned pale, and he suddenly stepped forward to grab Li Ce's collar.
Li Ce quickly took a step back, and Di Qing instantly blocked in front of him, intercepting Yelu Xinghe's castration.
"Brother Fan, just leave this matter to my two brothers to solve." Li Ce smiled and pulled Fan Zhongyan to the side.
Yelu Xinghe looked at Di Qing with a cold face, and another one who was not afraid of death came out, if you Song people don't see the force of Da Liao today, you won't give up, the Song people are so troublesome!
Yelu Xinghe suddenly hugged Di Qing with a bear hug, and fell to the ground suddenly, he looked five big and three thick, like a brown bear, and suddenly such a killing move shocked everyone sideways.
"Huh?" Yelu Xinghe was stunned again, he hugged Di Qing, but he didn't move him, he exerted all his strength, but Di Qing's feet were like growing on the ground, and they didn't move at all!
Di Qing looked at him with a sneer, Yelu Xinghe's fat face turned red, and suddenly an elbow smashed into his heart!
"Smack" Di Qing reached out in time to block his elbow blow, and then he slashed at Yelu Xinghe's neck with a palm knife in his left hand. Yelu Xinghe had been fighting on the battlefield for many years, and he instinctively felt a cool breeze coming from the back of his neck, so he hurriedly lowered his head and rolled on the ground and hid to the side.
Although Yelu Xinghe dodged a blow in embarrassment, he also figured out Di Qing's background, this handsome young man's martial arts are extremely exquisite, I am afraid that he is not his opponent, he quietly looked around, and saw that the Song people were gathering more and more, and he made up his mind in his heart to fight quickly, not for a long time.
"Let's go up together, and go back to sleep after the fight." Yelu Xinghe beckoned to the other three.
The four of them instantly surrounded Di Qing and stared at him fiercely.
The official said angrily: "Shameless? If you can't fight alone, you want to win? Second brother, I'm here to help you! As he spoke, he rushed forward.
"Guan Zhen, just a few Liao dogs can't help me." Di Qing said mockingly.
"Kill him!" A Liao man roared, pulled out the dagger he carried with him and stabbed at Di Qing, and the rest of the people also shouted and attacked him.
Di Qing dodged, dodged the dagger, and kicked the back of the man's buttocks, the Liao man was already rushing fast, and was kicked from behind by Di Qing, and he rolled out at once.
At this time, another Liao man's right fist had already hit, Di Qing did not avoid it, grabbed his right fist, raised his leg high, and kicked him out directly.
Yelu Xinghe roared angrily, and rushed towards Di Qing with the other remaining companions, one attacking the left and the other attacking the right, trying to make Di Qing unable to parry. Yelu Xinghe's fist smashed Di Qing's right ribs, and the other person hit his left ribs, seeing that he was about to hit Di Qing, Di Qing's immobile body suddenly took a step to the left, and instantly flashed to the right side of Yelu Xinghe, he raised a kick and kicked Yelu Xinghe's crotch fiercely!
Yelu Xinghe suddenly saw Di Qing flash, and he lost his goal in front of him, and he chuckled in his heart, the secret way is not good! Then there was a sharp pain in his crotch, and a strong force came like a mountain and a sea, and his body flew out directly, and another Liao person was directly knocked away by him.
"Good skills!" Fan Zhongyan couldn't help but praise.
Li Ce was just about to introduce the two with a smile, when he was suddenly stunned, he remembered something: Fan Zhongyan can be regarded as half of Di Qing's master in history! Di Qing's art of war was learned from him.
"Brother Li, what do you want?" Fan Zhongyan saw that he was a little distracted and asked.
"Oh, nothing, nothing, just suddenly remembered something, hehe." Li Ce said.
Fan Zhongyan saw that he didn't say anything, nor did he ask, he turned to Yelu Xinghe on the ground: "My two servants were injured by you just now, and now you yourself have suffered, even if the matter is settled, you still have to pay for the girls' medical expenses." ”
Yelu Xinghe's bones seemed to be scattered at this time, and his body was in terrible pain, but he still refused to give in, he gritted his teeth and said: "You dare to be rude to my Great Liao envoy, I want to sue your emperor for your situation!" ”
Li Ce shook his head secretly, it is not possible to deal with people like Yelu Xinghe blindly preaching, and he must get some fierce information. He slowly walked to Yelu Xinghe's side, stretched out his foot and kicked him and said, "I don't talk nonsense with you, I just ask if you will lose money, if not, how did you toss other girls just now, I will find someone to toss you." ”
Yelu Xinghe endured the pain and laughed: "Lao Tzu is a man, is it possible that you want to find a few girls from the Great Song Dynasty to serve me?" ”
Li Ce said lightly: "I will find a few to serve you." ”
Yelu Xinghe suddenly said proudly: "Our Da Liao warriors can't be frightened, just a few vicious dogs, Lao Tzu doesn't know how many hungry wolves have been slaughtered in his life!" ”
Li Ce smiled coldly and said, "Are you sure?" Okay, then let you try it, I promise you'll never forget it. I'm going to strip you naked, tie your hands and feet, get four, feed them the most violent aphrodisiacs, and lock you up in a room, oops, it's exciting to think about. ”
Quiet! Absolute silence! The crowd that had just been noisy just now suddenly fell silent...... Everyone was deeply shocked by Li Ce's words, this kid ...... Ruthless enough!
Fan Zhongyan's cheeks couldn't help jumping twice, and he looked at Li Ce with some embarrassment, but Li Ce still had an unchanged face as if he had nothing to do.
Yelu Xinghe's face instantly turned pale, and even his eyes were a little hollow, he even forgot about it, at this time he felt a chill rising from the tail vertebrae, and goosebumps appeared on his body......
Li Ce continued to talk to himself: "I heard that there is an aphrodisiac in this world called Qi Lust Hehuan San, I feel domineering when I hear the name, why don't you feed each of you a little bit, and then throw you in, will the effect be better?" ”
Rumble! Everyone only felt that the sky was thundering, and the three views were destroyed......
Fan Zhongyan quietly took a step back, regretting calling him a brother just now, this guy looked at Sven on the surface, but he didn't expect to be so fierce inside!
Yelu Xinghe looked at Li Ce with his mouth half open as if he was stupid, Li Ce coughed lightly and said, "Are you really sure you want to challenge yourself, right?" ”
Yelu Xinghe shook his head violently, and he swallowed and said, "Compensation...... How much does it cost? ”
Li Ce looked at the money shopkeeper, the money shopkeeper was still immersed in the thunderous picture at this time, until the ** next to him poked him, he said: "Plus the medical expenses, a total of one hundred and fifty taels." ”
Li Ce said to Yelu Xinghe Road: "A total of three hundred taels." ”
"Isn't it one hundred and fifty taels! I heard it all. Yelu Xinghe said with a stiff neck.
Li Ce didn't speak, just stared at him with such an unkind face, Yelu Xinghe's psychological defense line at this time had already collapsed, the corners of his mouth twitched twice, and finally said dejectedly: "It's just three hundred taels." ”
The royal street in front of Fan Lou was already brightly lit at this time, Li Ce and Fan Zhongyan were walking on the road, Fan Zhongyan couldn't help but shake his head and smiled: "Brother Li is really very special, and today I am also an eye-opener." ”
Li Ce said modestly: "It's just a small means, what Brother Fan is doing is the avenue." ”
"Haha...... You and I hit it off at first sight, if it weren't for my brother tomorrow, I still have something important, I must accompany you to have a few drinks tonight. Fan Zhongyan stopped and said, a carriage had already appeared behind him, and it seemed that it had come to pick him up.
Li Ce nodded and said, "I have also benefited a lot from talking with Brother Fan, and I will have the opportunity to ask Big Brother in the future." ”
"Okay, I don't know where you live now, little brother, and what are you doing?" Fan Zhongyan asked as he got into the carriage.
"Forehead......" Li Ce groaned for a while, he didn't know what to say, he really didn't know how to describe his current state.
"Haha...... It's okay, I live near Taiping Xingguo Temple, you can come to me when you have time. Fan Zhongyan turned around and got into the carriage.
"Senior brother, is this person famous? I've never seen you treat someone with such respect. After Guan Zhen saw Fan Zhongyan leave, he couldn't help but ask.
"It's not just famous, Di Qing has to learn more from this person in the future." Li Ce suddenly said this.
Di Qing looked at him with some doubts, and Li Ce laughed: "You don't have to ask me, you will understand later." ”
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