It was almost noon, Xiao Yuemu, the guard of Ulju City, was leisurely wandering on the castle tower, and every time he passed a place, the soldiers guarding the city would respectfully call him: "General". Xiao Yuemu would hold back the smugness in his heart and snort contemptuously: "Well, cheer up."

Xiao Yuemu is forty-three years old this year, he is a distant relative of the Empress Dowager Xiao, with this relationship, he mixed up the position of Ulzhou guard, he usually eats, drinks, prostitutes, gambles, and does not fall into anything, but he can't fight, but after so many years, nothing has gone wrong, why? Because the Great Song Dynasty has been closed in recent years, it has never taken the initiative to fight, so that a straw bag like Xiao Yuemu can also defend a city for many years.

This Xiao Yuemu also has a big hobby, which is to die to save face. His surname is Xiao, and the soldiers originally called him "General Xiao", but Xiao Yuemu felt that "Xiao" and "Xiao" were the same sound, and "General Xiao" was not "Little General"? In this Ulzhou City, I Xiao Yuemu is the king of heaven, all day long, the little general, the little general, I don't know, I think I, Xiao Yuemu is a little minion, that's not good, change your mouth, you have to change! Since then, there has been an unwritten rule in Ulzhou City, if you see General Xiao, you must call "General", and you must not call "General Xiao"! Otherwise, the military stick waits.

"Go and see if the meal is ready, damn, why is it so slow today, starving to death." Xiao Yuemu scolded a Liao soldier.

The pawn received his order and hurriedly turned and descended the wall, and then ran in the direction of the rear firehead army. Since Xiao Yuemu urged, it must be sent to his room within a quarter of an hour, otherwise not only the Huotou Army will be unlucky, but he will also suffer from the military stick, and he accidentally called General Xiao last time, this ass is not good yet.

The pawn ran wildly while secretly scolding Xiao Yuemu for hypocrisy. Because I don't know who told Xiao Yuemu the story of the Han general Li Guang, Xiao Yuemu clearly remembered that Li Guang waited for all the soldiers to finish eating before eating, so he won the love of the majority of soldiers. Xiao Yuemu only remembered this, but automatically ignored Li Guang's invincible exploits, thinking that he could win the hearts of the people by eating late.

This is not counting, Li Guang is sharing weal and woe with the soldiers, he eats what the soldiers eat, how can Xiao Yuemu suffer that crime, every meal is a separate small stove, and it is no meat and no joy, and it is too much that there must be a roast leg of lamb for lunch, he has been stationed in Ulzhou City for three years, and he has not known how many sheep he has eaten......

However, for Xiao Yuemu's love to eat lamb legs, the soldiers are not disgusted, and the general can also drink soup with him if he eats meat. At first, the gang went to the butcher shop in Ulzhou City to buy lamb legs alone, but Xiao Yuemu had no choice but to pay one a day, and the food expenses were really not enough, so he had to pay on credit, and as a result, no one dared to open a butcher shop in Ulzhou City. In the end, there was no way, so the army had to raise sheep and slaughter them themselves.

Xiao Yuemu was bored on the city tower and looked at the Song Realm in the distance, thinking of the girl in the Qinglou in the Song Kingdom, tsk, that is really called a water spirit, that delicate figure, jet-black hair, tender white and smooth skin, especially that **, just pinch it like this...... Just thinking about it makes people drool, but look at the women of the Liao Kingdom, herding horses and sheep all day long, exposed to the wind and sun, the skin is like a rock, not to mention the luxury of gentleness, it is even more gentlemanly than men!

Alas, when I think about visiting the Qinglou, it was already many years ago, that year I followed the envoy of the Liao State to visit the Great Song Dynasty, and was led to the Qinglou after finishing the business. I have lived for most of my life to know what a woman is, and alas, I don't know when I will have the opportunity to go again. Xiao Yuemu was immersed in the charm of the past, and a small leader of the Liao soldiers came over and said: "General, look, it seems that there is a situation!" ”

"Huh?" Xiao Yuemu was interrupted, glared at the little leader fiercely, and looked up impatiently.

Hey? Sure enough, there was a group of people, it seemed to be coming in the direction of Ulzhou City, there were about 200 people, and it was too far away to see whether it was a Song or a Liao.

"General, inform the brothers to prepare." The little leader reminded.

"Well, let's see." Xiao Yuemu yawned.

Hundreds of people in the distance gradually approached, Xiao Yuemu looked at it, but the group of people in the middle looked like the Liao army of which tribe, and everyone pushed a cart, which was full of sacks, which seemed to be filled with grain.

Suddenly, Xiao Yuemu's eyes lit up! It's really bright, and even the little boss around him can clearly feel the green light in Xiao Yuemu's eyes bursting out!

After another quarter of an hour, the visitor finally arrived at the foot of Ulju.

"Who's coming?" Liao soldiers shouted at the city gate.

"We are the defenders of Lingqiu, we just came back from fighting Grass Valley, and the Song soldiers were chasing after us, so I wanted to take refuge in Ulzhou for a while, and I hope the general can make it convenient." A handsome young man replied loudly.

Xiao Yuemu saw it really on the city wall, the young man who replied was handsome and delicate, and he had an unconcealable temperament, the children of ordinary families were all herding sheep and horses since childhood, how could they have such good skin, it may be the son of a certain aristocratic family in Liao, and then look at the other group dressed like the domestic soldiers raised by the aristocratic family.

Xiao Yuemu was just about to say yes, but the little leader next to him reminded in a whisper: "General, be careful of deception." ”

Xiao Yuemu stopped suddenly, this little boss has been in Ulzhou for ten years, and his suggestions are generally quite good, so Xiao Yuemu can't help but start to hesitate.

The young man under the city is Li Ce, he really saw it under the city, Xiao Yuemu was about to agree, but he suddenly hesitated. So he spoke again: "General, the Song soldiers are about to chase after them, and it's a pity that they can snatch back this cart of grain." ”

"Even if my Great Liao Kingdom fights the Grass Valley, the Song soldiers never dare to pursue, why do they want to chase you today?" The little leader asked aloud, it seeming that it was indeed some experience.

"Yes, yes, how do you explain that?" Xiao Yuemu glanced at the little leader appreciatively.

"Hehe, what's ...... about this matter" Li Ce was a little anxious in his heart, this time is life, Zhending Mansion is fighting fiercely, don't delay your efforts here, otherwise you will have to fold here if you don't make your group.

Li Ce was struggling with himself on the surface, but in his heart he was anxiously thinking about how to deal with it. He casually caught a glimpse of Guan Zhen picking his nose there, and he also looked hateful, and he had an idea.

He laughed and said, "This...... Today, I robbed the people who shouldn't be robbed, don't hide it from the general, this girl is the daughter of the county commander of Yizhou County in the Great Song Dynasty, and the brothers didn't know that they were taken captive, which provoked the Song soldiers to chase after them, you said that the fat in your hand can't be returned, isn't it? Haha......"

Xiao Yuemu immediately relieved when he heard this, it turned out that there was a girl, and when he looked at it again, wasn't it, just behind the cart of grain, he had seen it on the city tower before, but he forgot about it just now. Now take a closer look, oh, this girl is fat enough, look at this big ass, this ...... This pair of Twin Peaks! Seeing this, Xiao Yuemu's eyes were straight, really straight, and at this moment, he was as if he had been immobilized and motionless.

Li Ce couldn't help but get goosebumps when he saw Xiao Yuemu's fascinated expression, this Liao people really have a unique taste.

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