Chapter 767: First, take care of the gun in your hand; Second, take care of the gun under your crotch [Ask for a monthly pass!] 】

Chapter 767 Take care of the gun in your hand; Second, take care of the gun under your crotch [ask for a monthly pass!] 】

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Zhang Zhun had already seen Bian Yujing's pretty figure, and he also saw that she was waiting for herself. However, thinking of his shameless reputation, Zhang Zhun decided to pretend that he didn't see anything. If he had any contact with Bian Yujing in the public, it wouldn't take a day for rumors to come out. These gossips may not be malicious, but they spread quite quickly.

In fact, at the gate of the city, there are many young girls, all of whom are hostages rescued by the Tiger Army. The Tiger Ben army triumphed, and of course they had to wait at the city gate. The corners of the eyes of many young girls were full of tears, obviously very grateful to the soldiers of the Tiger Army. Seeing this scene, Zhang Zhun suddenly remembered that he still had something very important to do, and it was a very urgent thing.

"Wang Shide, order, all the officers above the team should go to the prefect's yamen for a meeting."

Zhang Zhun said coldly.

"My lord, are you going to fight?"

Wang Shide asked suspiciously.

"It's not."

Zhang Zhun shook his head and said.

Wang Shide saw that his face was serious, he didn't dare to ask more, and hurriedly sent an order.

Bian Yujing saw that Zhang Zhun's face suddenly became serious, and he didn't know what was going on. In fact, her temperament is really bold and bold. She suddenly appeared, the legendary killer Zhang Zhun turned out to be a young man, and she was much less afraid of him. When talking to Zhang Zhun, she didn't feel any pressure.

She wanted to know how the young man in front of her pulled the Tiger Ben Army and defeated the Tartars. His various miracles are simply incredible. What the imperial court couldn't do, Zhang Zhun did it all. In private, many people in Jiangnan have to admit that Zhang Zhun is more powerful than Emperor Chongzhen. When he was in Jiangnan, everyone said that Zhang Zhun should be a middle-aged figure like Yue Fei and Qi Jiguang, but when he saw it in front of him, he was only twenty years old and so young, which couldn't help but surprise Bian Yujing.

"Is there another war?"

Bian Yujing whispered to himself.

It's a pity that after Zhang Zhun's face was pulled down, she felt that her guts were a little insufficient. She originally wanted to take the initiative to get more information from Zhang Zhun, but she didn't dare to think about it later. Well, when Zhang Zhun has a straight face, it is indeed very scary, and no one dares to take the initiative to touch his moldy head.

Zhang Zhun returned to the prefect's yamen and came directly to the auditorium. This is the place where the meeting will take place. Zhang Zhun went to the rostrum, straightened his waist, stared at the position of the door, and said nothing. Wang Shide, Dugu Lie, 6 Yidian and others were a little confused when they saw Lord Dudu's expression, and they didn't know which tendon was wrong with Zhang Zhun. Since Lord Governor has this expression, the people below are of course a little nervous, and no one dares to speak.

"Is this it? It's nice ...... place."

A loud voice came, it was Malone who arrived.

Ma Long came to the door of the auditorium with a big grin, and wanted to say something, suddenly out of the corner of his eye, Zhang Zhunzheng was sitting on the top of the rostrum with a solemn face, staring at him solemnly, this five big and three thick man, suddenly seemed to be a frightened bird, hurriedly shut up, and then tiptoed in, found a place in the middle to sit down, even more well-behaved than a sheep.

After sitting down, Ma Long quietly breathed a sigh of relief, and then quietly observed Zhang Zhun's movements with the afterglow of his eyes. As a result, his expression was still serious, as if someone owed him money. Ma Long hurriedly sorted out all the big things he had done in the past, and now there is no violation of discipline, so he is a little relieved. He estimated that someone must have violated discipline and was going to be punished.

Subsequently, more officers from various units6 continued to arrive. Because it was a victory, a large number of hostages were rescued, and a large number of materials were seized, especially more than 10,000 war horses, everyone's mood was naturally very happy. Some officers thought that Zhang Zhun might be going to commend some people or something when he held a meeting, and thinking of his own merits, he was likely to be on the list, so he was even happier in his mood.

However, when they saw Zhang Zhun sitting on the rostrum, with a serious face, not saying a word, and only staring at the door with two eyes, they immediately sensed that something was wrong. Almost instantly, all the voices calmed down. All the people crept in, each found a place to sit down, and then you look at me, I look at you, and then look at Zhang Zhun who looks like a mountain sculpture on the rostrum, everyone is full of suspicion.

They really couldn't understand why Zhang Zhun's expression was so serious. They all made eye contact with their doubts. What happened to Lord Governor today? How about this expression? Could it be that who made the mistake? Ouch, this is amazing, the reward of the Governor is very rich, as long as you have merit, the reward cannot escape, but the board of the Governor is also very heavy, and if you make a mistake, you will be punished. The iron discipline of the Tiger Ben Army is really unbearable for ordinary people.

In the past, when there was a meeting, they were all here, and Zhang Zhun would appear. Today, however, is a bit of an exception. Zhang Zhun actually took the initiative to wait for their arrival, which made many officers feel very nervous. Almost everyone is quietly combing through all the things they have done in the past to see if there are any violations of discipline. It wasn't until I combed it over and over again that there was no one, so I was a little relieved. In other words, the taste of military law is indeed uncomfortable, and I definitely don't know which buddy had an accident today.

Even Dugu Hunt, Wang Shide, and 6 Yidian are all in a heavy mood. They stood next to them, not daring to make the slightest expression. They also don't know what Zhang Zhun is going to do. It seems that they have not seen Zhang Zhun with such an expression since they came to Zhang Zhun's side. They estimated that something must have happened. I don't know which king egg it is, and the Lord Governor has become the expression he is now.

Yang Weiguo, Zhong Wuying, Liu Jixiang, Li Zhaohui, Xie Zhiyou and other cavalry battalion commanders, after arriving, saw Zhang Zhun's solemn expression, and they all looked at each other, not knowing what was going on. Why did he win the battle, but Zhang Zhun became serious? Of course, they didn't dare to say anything, so they each found a place to sit down, and then waited for Zhang Zhun Zuo. They feel that Zhang Zhun is going to soar today, but they don't know who Zhang Zhun is targeting. Hey, no matter who it is, I'm afraid that person will be enough to choke. Lord Du Du soared, and Huang Taiji had to turn into ashes, not to mention others.

"My lord, the personnel are here."

After Wang Shide counted the number of people, he came to Zhang Zhun and said cautiously.

"Good"

Zhang Zhun nodded, then stood up.

"Today, I called everyone here, not a matter of military affairs."

"It's about women."

Zhang Zhun swept his eyes and said solemnly.

"Huh?"

"What? Woman? ”

"Did I hear me right? The Governor is going to talk about women? ”

The officers below, when they heard Zhang Zhun's words, thought that they had misheard, one by one, you look at me, I look at yours, and their eyes exchanged suspicious looks. Speaking of women at this time? Lord Governor hurriedly called them all over, actually to talk about women? Lord Du Du has a dead face, giving everyone a dismount, actually for women? Oh my God, it's so horrible, I was almost frightened just now, and I thought someone had broken the discipline and was going to be beheaded

I don't know what to think, 6 Itori and the others suddenly turned red and lowered their heads. Based on the psychology of being a thief, several of them thought that the matter of quietly stuffing things into the carriage that day had been revealed by Zhang Zhun. Zhang Zhun summoned so many officers today, perhaps to prepare to criticize a few of them. Hey, why did you get so obsessed with it and stuff things into the carriage at that time?

"In the last two days, we have won the battle and rescued many hostages, and among these hostages, there are many homeless women. They are young, beautiful, empathetic, and adored by everyone. Just now, at the gate of the city, I saw them all. Many girls have tears in their eyes. I know that they are very caring for everyone. If all of you here want to get along with them, or even form a family, there should be no problem. ”

"I know that most of you here have not yet started a family, and most of you have reached the time of starting a family. For example, Li Zhaohui is thirty years old and has not yet started a family, which is indeed not a good look. The main reason is that everyone used to be handsome and had no time to find a partner. Now, all of a sudden, so many women, and these women who are helpless, will definitely become dependent on you. As long as you nod your head, basically, everyone here can start a family. ”

"I'm not against everyone starting a family. On the contrary, I encourage everyone to find a mother-in-law, or several mothers-in-law, as soon as possible, and then start a family and have a few or a dozen dolls. For example, I was under a lot of pressure. Before I had children, I was constantly being urged to have children. After I had a daughter, I was constantly urged to have a son. After giving birth to a son, I was reminded that it was not enough to have one, and that I had to have more. In ancient times, King Wen of Zhou had a hundred sons, you don't need more, fifty must have ......"

Zhang Zhun looked solemn and said seriously.

The people below listened to Zhang Zhun a little weird, and those who wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh had to hold back. Especially the brothers Liu Zongchun and Liu Xunchun, because they were holding back too much, their faces were about to turn purple. Today's meeting is really unique. Is this a complaint? What did the Governor mean by that?

Zhang Zhun saw the strange expressions of his subordinates, and his face was still solemn. He really didn't have much preparation for this, and it was very casual to say it, no wonder the people below listened to it hard. It's a complete joke, and if it were a different occasion, they would definitely burst into laughter. But now, Zhang Zhun expects them to dare. Because, the way he looked just now is enough to make these guys scared and worried. This is the effect that Zhang Zhun needs.

In fact, today's meeting was held in a hurry on a whim of Zhang Zhun. When he was at the gate of the city, Zhang Zhun saw a lot of young women, and the kind of adoring and loving gaze in his eyes, Zhang Zhun knew that the opportunity to solve the marriage problem of a large number of people had come, and the Tiger Benjun would soon have a second generation of red. However, it was also because of this that he remembered another thing, so he hurriedly convened all of them and gave them a precautionary shot to avoid repeating the mistakes of the past. The protagonist of this matter is Huang Kegong.

Huang Kegong was a very brave officer in the Red Army in later generations, and he made a lot of military exploits, and even ** knew his name. After arriving in Yan'an, he fell in love with a young and beautiful schoolgirl. Because the schoolgirl did not agree to his proposal, he lost his mind for a moment, pulled out a shell gun, and beat the schoolgirl to death. This incident had a great impact in Yan'an. In the end, he wrote a handwritten letter and sentenced Huang Degong to death. Huang was eventually shot. The discipline of the Red Army and the Road Army has once again proved to be ironclad and no one can violate it.

Thinking of this, Zhang Zhun was a little worried about these officers of the Tiger Army. If one of them makes a mistake like Huang Kegong, it will be a pity. In order to maintain the discipline of the army and to maintain the support of the masses, the Tiger Ben Army must also severely punish such people. The oldest of these guys in front of him is only seventeen years old, and the oldest is only in his thirties, physiologically speaking, they are all wolf-like ages. With so many young women coming at once, it is inevitable that they will have a good impression, and it seems inevitable that they will go on a blind date, get married, and have children.

However, Zhang Zhun was afraid of some people, and if he couldn't succeed in courtship, he would draw a knife to each other. Not to mention, men and women in love, once they lose their minds, their behavior is really difficult to control. Moreover, with the skills of these people in front of him, killing a weak woman is just a matter of hand. are all characters rolling out of the pile of dead people, and it's not easy to kill a weak woman who has no power to catch chickens?

"Interaction between men and women is voluntary and cannot be forced. You have to be happy with each other, you like me, I like you, and you can eventually become a dependent. If it's the worst of all, you have to be that others don't hate you. If others don't like you, hate you, hate you, and threaten others with knives or even muskets, this is discrediting the Tiger Army. If you lose your mind for a moment and kill someone, I'm sorry, your fate will inevitably be the result of being shot. I don't want people to make mistakes like that. ”

The officers below breathed a sigh of relief, it turned out that this was the case. Hey, I thought someone had made a mistake and was ready to be criticized. It turns out that it's really a woman's thing. Thinking that Zhang Zhun actually held a serious meeting for the sake of women's affairs, and before the meeting, he deliberately kept a straight face and gave them a dismissal, everyone couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed.

However, to be honest, some officers did chuckle in their hearts and were awakened by Zhang Zhun's words. The officers of the Tiger Ben Army are all from reckless backgrounds and do not understand the law, and their thoughts are very simple, that is, I have taken a fancy to you, and you will marry me. If you don't marry, I'll ...... How? When you get impulsive, you can't rule out the possibility of throwing a fist or drawing a knife.

"Under normal circumstances, I believe you can't make mistakes. However, in an impulsive situation, there may be people who can't control their actions. Therefore, I hope that everyone will not be impulsive. Remember, impulse is the devil. Once you are impulsive and do something wrong, no one can save you. We're going to kill the enemy. They are not our enemies. ”

"When you are impulsive, you have to think about your future and your future. You are all middle and high-ranking officers of our army. In the future, our territory will become bigger and bigger, the future will be better and better, and the responsibilities you bear will become heavier and heavier. Don't let the impulse of the moment ruin your bright future. ”

"I can tell you very clearly, if you kill people for this reason, I will not be relentless. Even if the guard next to me made such a mistake, I would not forgive him. ”

"I am here to hold a special meeting to remind you of this matter, that is, I don't want any of you to bury yourself because of the woman's business. It's not worth it. It's really not worth it. Those who sacrificed their lives on the battlefield are martyrs, heroes, and admirers. But if you are shot for making a mistake, you are a bad guy and you will be reviled by others. ”

Zhang Zhun's tone slowly deepened, and his speech became slower and slower, so that everyone below could hear it clearly. At the same time, he himself is slowly thinking about himself, so that his meaning can be expressed more clearly.

The officers below gradually became serious in their expressions. Even some officers who are usually more lively and active, or even more frivolous, can detect Zhang Zhun's determination from Zhang Zhun's low tone. They had every reason to believe that if they really made a mistake, Zhang Zhun would really shoot them. It is said that the military tribunal of the Tiger Ben Army is being formed, and it is Zhang Zhun himself who serves as the president of the military tribunal.

In the end, Zhang Zhun raised two fingers and said word by word: "Today's meeting, just two things, I hope everyone present can do it." Take care of the gun in your hand. Second, take care of the gun under your crotch. If you are responsible for yourself, you must always remember these two points. Meeting. ”

All the officers, hearing Zhang Zhun's words, were very hard. Many people's faces turned purple. Fortunately, Zhang Zhun quickly announced the adjournment of the meeting, and they hurriedly walked outside, and then gasped for breath. The Governor held a meeting like this, it really cost people's lives, but the Governor's warning was deeply engraved in his mind, and he would not easily forget it.

Wang Shide didn't look like Zhang Zhun was joking, and after announcing the adjournment of the meeting, he came to Zhang Zhun and asked cautiously: "My lord, should your speech just now be conveyed to all the troops under the order?" ”

Zhang Zhun nodded and said cautiously: "Yes and as soon as possible"

Wang Shide didn't dare to slack off, and hurriedly transformed Zhang Zhun's meaning into a serious article. Of course, Zhang Zhun is too vulgar and straightforward to write. However, basically the meaning is in place, and the focus is on the article of killing people to pay for their lives. I believe that the officers below, or the soldiers, can basically understand after the explanation of the literacy officer.

Zhang Zhun suddenly shouted: "6 Yidian, you all come here." ”

6 Nonoir and the others hurried over, full of uneasiness. They dared to conclude that Zhang Zhun had definitely seen what happened two days ago. In today's meeting, among the targets targeted by Zhang Zhun are also these people from their sniper detachment. In other words, when Zhang Zhun spoke just now, one of their hearts was beating up and down, and they were very uneasy.

Zhang Zhun glanced at them and said quietly: "I saw the situation two days ago. ”

Several young men suddenly turned a little red, and they wanted to say something, but it was difficult to say. All made mistakes, what are you talking about?

Zhang Zhun felt that he was a little too serious, and he scared the people around him, so he said with a smile: "Don't be afraid, what I said just now is just to remind you not to violate discipline." As long as you don't violate discipline, I actively support all your courtship actions. If necessary, you can let me be a matchmaker. ”

"Huh? Adult, are you a matchmaker? Liu Mang said in a lost voice.

"This ......" Zhang Zhun subconsciously touched his chin, as if he felt a little inappropriate, and said slowly: "I'm not suitable to be a matchmaker, I can't speak." If you mess things up, it's not beautiful. In this way, I asked Yuqing to come forward and be a matchmaker for you, her mouth is very good, and the dead can be said to come back to life, it must be a success. ”

A few young people, you look at me, I look at you, and I feel like I'm on a roller coaster. Just now I was very nervous, suffering from gains and losses, but now I am very happy, as if I have drunk honey, this change is too intense, even if they are in the war, there is no way to adapt to it immediately in a short time.

Well, the Governor has promised it himself, and they really have nothing to worry about. The problem is, they actually have that kind of thought, and they haven't fully thought about it yet. Now, suddenly saying that they are going to start a family, they are not mentally prepared enough. Besides, there is a war all day long, and there is no time for such a thing.

Zhang Zhun frowned and said, "What? You don't need me to show up? ”

Liu Mang hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, yes, of course I want it, it's just that there is no word for it, we don't count what we said."

Zhang Zhun frowned and said, "Didn't I remind you that you have to hurry?" There are many monks and little porridge, and if you don't hurry up yourself, others will snatch them all. If you want it, you have to work hard. Who doesn't love a young and beautiful girl? Well, don't get down to business."

Liu Mang said obviously blankly: "My lord, what should we do?" ”

Zhang Zhun was defeated by this question. He suddenly remembered that in this era, in the land of the Ming Kingdom, there seemed to be no concept of free love. The so-called pickled girls are simply impossible. In this era, what is important is the words of the parents' order matchmaker, the door is right, and the Ming media is marrying...... Asking someone to go shopping, making phone calls, writing love letters...... I don't need it. Forget it, these things are still left to Ji Yuqing, it seems that she also likes to be a matchmaker.

"I'll take care of it," Zhang Zhun said in a big way.

"Okay," Liu Mang and the others couldn't help but applaud.

"After marrying, you are not allowed to treat others badly," Zhang Zhun reminded again.

"Medium, medium, medium." Liu Mang and the others hurriedly agreed.

Zhang Zhun waved his hand, and Liu Mang and the others went in a hurry.

After a few young men left, Zhang Zhun sorted out what he had done, and suddenly couldn't help shaking his head, and then laughed. What are you busy with as the governor of the Tiger Army? Actually started to worry about the marriage of the people around you? It's so idle

When he was laughing at himself, Brother Wei came to report: "My lord, Miss Bian Yujing asks to see you." ”

Zhang Zhun is a little strange, what is Bian Yujing doing when he comes to find himself? Oh, return your own warhorse. He nodded and said casually, "Please." ”

Bian Yujing quickly came in, and said with a smile: "Lord Dudu, your war horse, I have already returned it to your subordinates." ”

Zhang Zhun nodded and said casually, "Okay." ”

Bian Yujing's eyes rolled, he looked at Zhang Zhun for a moment, and said intentionally or unintentionally: "Lord Du seems to be a little rejecting people thousands of miles away?" ”

Zhang Zhun said honestly: "There are rumors outside, I am a shameless person, in order to clear up this rumor, I need to stay away from you." After a while, you walked out of here, and I don't know how anyone with a heart would have to describe my shamelessness. ”

Bian Yujing smiled and said disappreciatively: "I don't do anything bad in my life, and I don't be surprised when I knock on the door in the middle of the night." With the courage of Lord Tudu, would he be afraid of this gossip? The big husband does things, stands upright, acts rightly, and is above board, what are you afraid of those people doing? ”

Zhang Zhun smiled, shook his head, and said with a slightly wry smile: "Miss Bian can understand me Zhang, but others may not."

Bian Yujing's eyes rolled and said gently: "My lord, you can call me Saisai." ”

Zhang Zhun shook his head and said categorically: "That's not good. If this title spreads, my Zhang will be shameless, and I will be guilty of another crime. For the sake of my reputation, I also ask Miss Bian to raise her noble hand and let me go. ”

Bian Yujing smiled, the looming beauty mole jumped a few times, and said with a little irony: "I really can't imagine that the rumors outside are ridiculous and shameless Lord Dudu, who is so cautious, it is really terrifying, I don't know how many women there are around Lord Dudu?" If the wives and concubines are added together, but there are only a hundred people, even the rich merchants in Jiangnan can't compare. Yangzhou big salt merchant, which family's wives and concubines and singers add up, there are no hundreds? ”

Zhang Zhun didn't talk nonsense with her, and said directly: "If you don't have business, you can go." ”

Bian Yujing said seriously: "I want to tell Lord Governor about the situation in Jiangnan, is this a business?" ”

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