readx;?readx; Chapter 436 deals with all kinds of incurable diseases

Qin Lei had to admit that he had underestimated the emperor's means and was carried away by the victories of more than a year. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info his hands and feet were too open, his words and deeds were too arrogant, and he completely ignored the original rules...... He also knew that many of his actions had challenged the authority of the emperor, and the strength he already possessed stimulated the emperor's nerves all the time......

But he was a little naïve to think that as long as Li Hun did not fall, the emperor would always tolerate it. He once confidently thought that when Li Hun was also defeated by himself, no one in the entire Great Qin would be able to threaten his existence anymore, not even His Majesty Emperor Zhaowu.

But he forgot that Emperor Zhaowu was a giant crocodile lurking under the quagmire, cool-headed, murderous and cunning, ruthless and unjust, he shot when he should have struck, how could he give him the opportunity to plump his wings? Facts have proved that the reason why Emperor Zhaowu dared to indulge Qin Lei was because he had absolute self-confidence that he could send him to hell at any time and never be reborn.

Only then did Qin Lei know that he was like a political upstart, and there would be a big fall after a big rise, and he even wanted to understand why those civil officials were in awe of him but stayed away from him when he was in the central capital...... It's not because they're not afraid of power, but because they foresaw that he would definitely have this day, they just didn't want to be implicated by him.

He finally understood that if he wanted to survive in this troubled world, in addition to being ruthless enough, he must also be stable enough. The combination of rigidity and softness, yin and yang complement each other to be invincible.

When the problem of thinking is solved, he has to return to reality and find his way out......

The Art of War says: 'Those who go to the country to cross the border and fight, Jedi also.' So when Qin Lei arrived in Shenjing City, he understood that he had stepped into the 'Jedi'. The so-called Jedi, that is, in this place, is not the right time, the right place, basically defeated before the battle, all battles, unless there is the ability of Sun Monkey, otherwise do not want to make trouble in the heavenly palace.

What to do? Sun Tzu taught us that 'there is no Jedi left', and if you can't beat it, you will run. As a loyal believer of his grandson and his old man, Qin Lei made up his mind that he should not be afraid of hardships, overcome all difficulties, and escape from Ascension as soon as possible. It can be said that before he came to this broken ground, he began to think about how to escape...... I haven't had any thoughts like 'destroying the Qi-Chu Alliance' and 'dividing the high-level of the Chu State', although it is good to make meritorious contributions, but after all, it is not as attractive as a small life, isn't it?

Qin Lei firmly believed...... A person who does not cherish his life will not be able to accomplish great things.

However, in a place where people are not familiar with life, and dogs will bite when they see it, it is not easy to escape and ascend to heaven...... Isolated and helpless, people don't care about their group at all, and they can't give money if they want to bribe.

And he must bring the crown prince back, otherwise he will fall into the trap of Emperor Zhaowu, and after asking for the guilt and cutting his position, there will be endless years of seclusion waiting for him. It will also make the old thief cheap and behaved, and he can't even leave a little notoriety.

This added a huge complication to his plans to return home...... Before he fished out the second child, he had to stay here honestly and not think about going anywhere.

But Qin Lei is Qin Lei, after understanding the environment he is in. He quickly came up with a plan and said: 'Make something out of nothing', and let the big people of Chu take the initiative to come to the door.

He took advantage of the Chu people's hobby of hunting for curiosities and rumors, and first asked people to go to Qianjin to buy books, which caused a sensation in Shenjing City, and then announced free treatment, attracting countless idlers to watch. I didn't expect to be able to open the situation, so I found a nursery in advance...... Of course, without diamonds and porcelain, he is not completely fooled, because Le Buyi himself is a master of medical Taoism, although he can't live the flesh and bones of the dead, but the general incurable diseases are still not a problem.

Early the next morning, there were many yesterday's audience who brought patients at home, maybe yesterday's publicity effect was too ideal, maybe the space in the front yard was too small, Qin Lei had not yet started to sit in the hall, and the small courtyard that was divided into a waiting area was already full.

Fortunately, Qin Lei was prepared, he asked the black-clothed guard at the door to issue a number plate, whoever has the number first, who will be treated first, and the later one can only wait in the yard, if the number is too big, you can also go home and wait first, so it didn't cause a riot.

At three o'clock in the morning, there was a bang, and the small door in the backyard slowly opened, only to see Shi Dang, who was dressed in a short coat, come out of it, clear his throat and shouted: "No. 1 ......"

"It's coming, it's here." Then a middle-aged couple got up, and it was the wife who opened her mouth, and it seemed that the patient was the man.

After checking their number plates, Shi Dang smiled and said, "I'm sorry for the two, my Royal Highness has a noble status, and for the sake of safety, I want to check the two." "The two of them said to themselves, 'There are so many rules.'" A man and a woman came forward to search them, and after the inspection was completed, they got up and said, "It's rude," and then let the two in.

The couple, nervous by the formation at the door, walked across the patio, and as soon as they entered the hall, they fell to their knees and kowtowed.

I only heard a gentle voice say, "Don't be polite, you two, get up quickly." The two of them hurriedly got up and thanked him, and then heard the voice say, "Sit down." Then he sat down on the edge of the chair and peeked in, only to see a handsome young man in a long shirt and a square scarf, looking at him with a gentle face. Under the head of that handsome queen, there is also a middle-aged man in a cloth shirt, and he is also very good-looking.

Seeing that the other party was looking at him, Qin Lei coughed lightly and said, "This big brother, but you asked for a doctor?" ”

The man hurriedly said respectfully, "It's me," and said to Qin Lei: "Trouble this little brother, tell your master, I'm sick......

Le Buyi laughed in a low voice, but seeing that Qin Lei's old face was flushed, he had to put away his smile and said with a straight face: "Brother, you have fallen down the relationship, and you are leading the art to practice under His Royal Highness." ”

The two of them didn't believe it: "What, you are so old, how can you ......" glanced at Qin Lei and didn't dare to say it.

Le Buyi groaned in his heart: "Why do you always say that I am old...... "There is a serious face to say: "The two of you have a difference, don't you hear it: 'There is a sequence of hearing the Tao, and there is no elder or younger', His Royal Highness is the famous Xinglin Holy Hand in the Qin State, if you don't come to our Chu State, it will be difficult to see each other." ”

Although the two of them didn't understand what the half-old man was muttering, they also made their own judgment in a simple way: "Since people of such an age obey him, it seems that this later life still has some ability." In addition, the man was really tormented by the pain, so he gritted his teeth and nodded: "Medium, let ...... Show it to me. ”

Qin Lei rolled his eyes, and said depressedly in his heart: "It's like begging you." But he also knew that he was far from the image of a doctor with a 'thin old man with a goatee', so he no longer insisted on it, and smiled vigorously: "What is the illness of this big brother?" ”

The man suddenly stood up, obviously there was something unspeakable, Qin Lei smiled gently: "You have to know the 'doctor's parents' heart', just treat me as your father, there is nothing that cannot be said between father and son." "This guy is too competitive to lose anything.

But the couple was obviously straightforward, and didn't think anything else except that it sounded a little awkward. It was still the woman who said for her man: "My child and his father have not peed for five or six days, and his stomach is like a winter melon, and he can't lift his energy all day, Lord Wang, do you think it can be cured?" "You can't cure me, hurry up and find someone else.

Qin Lei smiled and said, "In this world, I have three incurables, and the rest are all cured." ”

"Which three are not cured?" The two asked cooperatively.

Qin Lei smiled slightly, stretched out three fingers and said, "If you are not sincere, you will not be cured; If it is not good, upright, it will not be cured; Non-incurable diseases are incurable. ”

Although he said that the clouds and mountains were foggy, the woman didn't care, but just asked, "......Can my father cure my child?"

In fact, Qin Lei didn't want to say this, but he had to wait for Le Buyi to diagnose the condition and then write it to himself. Unexpectedly, when he met a woman who didn't listen to the fool, he had to nod sullenly and said, "Yes." Squinting at the paper in front of Le Buyi, seeing that a paragraph had been written on it, he couldn't help but settle down, squinted his eyes and said in a long voice: "What are you...... Oh no, your mouth is a urinary tract blockage, which may be caused by poor diet and excessive liver fire a while ago, which is not a big problem. ”

The couple glanced at each other, and the woman couldn't help but say with joy on her face: "You are really a god, a few days ago, our family and our neighbors had an awkward quarrel for a while, and I have a big temper in charge, and I can't eat when I start a fire, and I can't pee in a few days." The man also said with a smile on his face: "What is the treatment?" ”

Qin Lei nodded slowly and said: "Yes, how can I cure it......" The two couples were dumbfounded, and said in their hearts: "If we knew, why did we come to you......" but heard the young divine doctor exclaim: "It's too...... " The two of them were scared, and they were about to flee.

Fortunately, Le Buyi stopped the two and said, "Don't be afraid, Your Highness must have some whimsical ideas, so I can't help it." He said with a look of reverence: "People who have the ability are so individual." As he spoke, he nodded at Qin Lei and said, "Your Highness, just tell that method, it's right." ”

The two couples thought that Le Buyi was talking about them, so they had to sit down obediently, but they didn't know that the words were for Qin Lei. Seeing that Le Buyi was very sure, Qin Lei smiled and said: "This method is very simple, but it is a little weird, please don't be too ...... Prim. ”

The two husbands and wives glanced at each other and said in unison: "As long as we can cure the disease, we are willing to do anything!" ”

"That's what you said...... Qin Lei beckoned to a black-clothed guard, and gave a soft command, and the black-clothed guard trotted out and immediately took back a turquoise thing. Qin Lei took the thing, blinked and smiled: "Just use this thing." ”

"Onion pipe?" The two couples were surprised: "I have grown older in my field, and I haven't heard that it can cure diseases." ”

Qin Lei pretended to smile and said, "The use is wonderful, and it is one-minded." You don't understand it. As he spoke, he picked up a small pair of scissors, cut off the tip of the onion, handed it to the man's hand, and said with a smile: "Take it to the corner room, insert the tip into the eye of the pee, and blow hard, and the urine will flow out of the green onion tube." ”

The man said 'hey', took the slender onion pipe, got up and walked to the corner room, looking at his departing back, Qin Lei and Le Buyi said in their hearts: 'It's so simple...... and waited for the man to go and return.

Who knew that it took a whole cup of tea before the man came out with a red face, and muttered in a low voice: "I can't reach ......"

Qin Lei said weakly: "Such a trivial matter, is it worth your verification for so long?" ”

The man said ashamedly: "I lowered my head at first, but I found that it was three feet behind. Thinking that Xu was a little taller, he sat on the ground and found that there was still a gap of three feet. ”

Le Buyi smiled and said, "Maybe it's short, you haven't tried again?" It can be seen how dark the heart of an old virgin in his forties is.

The man really nodded and said, "I thought so too, so I stood on the chair and found that it was still three ......feet behind," he said, looked at the table in the room, and whispered: "If I don't go to the table and try it, maybe it will work." ”

Qin Lei didn't have as bad a taste as Le Buyi, shook his head and smiled: "You just stand on the roof, whether it should be three feet or three feet, there is no change." ”

The man said in frustration: "It seems that this method is useless." ”

Qin Lei couldn't imagine that there was such a tenacious character in the world, and finally couldn't help but moan: "You can find someone to help......"

The man suddenly realized: "Yes, why didn't I expect it." Then he said to the woman with a flushed face, "Mother, come in and help me blow it." ”

The people outside the house waited for a long time, and when they finally saw the couple come out, they swarmed around and asked, "How is it?" The woman lived like a boiled shrimp, with her head bowed and her face blushing, and she did not say a word. But her man is different, not to mention refreshed, but also full of excitement, and when she meets people, she says: "Divine doctor, divine doctor!" After saying that, he took his daughter-in-law and ran home, and he didn't know what he was going to do.

Seeing that the man was still sick when he entered, but when he came out, he walked like a fly, and the patients and their families were immediately relieved and happily waited for the call inside.

In the morning, more than a dozen patients went in, and they all returned satisfied and praised. By the afternoon, there were more people who came to get the number, and the number plates in Shi Kang's hand were distributed to more than three hundred. Although they know that there is no hope of seeing a doctor today, the patients are still reluctant to leave, and they like to see them being carried in and jumping out one by one. This miraculous sight gave them infinite strength, and it is said that many of them could no longer eat, and ate three bowls that night...... Why? There's hope.

What's even more amazing is that several patients stayed in Qin Lei's courtyard for a day, and they didn't take turns to see a doctor, and they were cured without medicine. As soon as this kind of thing was rumored by the gossip-loving citizens of Shenjing, it suddenly added a lot of aura, and people said that he was the reincarnation of Hua Tuo and the medical immortal, even if he stood beside him, he could cure the disease.

In fact, how can Qin Lei and Le Buyi be so godly. Although they can really treat incurable diseases, it is impossible for people to come in and go out horizontally, and most patients still have to go back to recuperate and recover slowly. What about patients whose treatment is exaggerated? Well, it's childcare. Qin Yutian, who was despicable by nature, was afraid that the effect would not be sensational enough to reach that person's ears, so he adopted such a true and false method, so that real patients could pass on word of mouth and fake patients could create shock.

Either way, he succeeded. In less than half a month, his name spread throughout Shenjing City, and even the surrounding areas came to seek medical advice. People vied with each other to praise the magic, kindness and generosity of the Qin State's medical saints, and for a while, the Chu people had a great reduction in their bad feelings towards the Qin State, which was also something that Qin Lei did not expect.

Finally, gradually there were dignitaries and nobles who also came to consult, but they naturally did not draw numbers, and wanted to make Shi dare to be accommodating, but he insisted on principles. But they quickly figured out how to work around...... Take the money to buy the number. For the poor, it makes no difference if you are one day earlier or one day later, and you can still earn a lot of extra money, so why not do it.

But what is unexpected is that the price of this brand is actually high in sesame blossoms. It is said that the brand of the consultation that day has risen to 250 taels of silver, and even if the brand is sold three days later, it can be sold for 100 taels of silver.

It's not that the rich people of Chu State are burning bags, it's really that the benevolent brother who sees a doctor inside moves too slowly, and his work and rest are very regular, opening the door at three o'clock every day, taking a lunch break for an hour, closing the door at three o'clock in the afternoon, and seeing up to thirty patients a day.

And the number plate has been issued to more than 4,000 numbers...... Therefore, Qin Lei did it on purpose.