495, God, give a normal girl [2/3]
As a result, the remaining half of the day, Sun Yu has been reciting "University Interpretation" in Zheng Chong's small private school, Zheng Chong even forgot to teach Lu Meng to read, gathered and listened to Sun Yu there, the more he listened, the more he was shocked, the more he listened, the more he admired, and in the end he almost had to worship Sun Yu as a teacher.
When he finished reading all the "University Interpretation", Zheng Chong was still fascinated and didn't react for a long time.
Sun Yu was scared, and wanted to get up and run away, but he didn't expect Zheng Chong to pull his sleeve, and said urgently: "Mr. Xunzhen is leaving!" You have just interpreted the "University", and there are "Analects", "Mencius", "The Mean", "The Book of Songs", "The Book of Books", "The Book of Rites", "The Book ......of Changes", and "The Spring and Autumn Classic".
Khan, I'm going to be crazy to read them all to you. How dare Sun Yu take the move, he pulled up and ran away without a trace.
Seeing that Sun Yu had escaped, Zheng Chong was disappointed, and muttered in his mouth: "Da Ru just ran away, I haven't heard enough." β
Lu Meng looked stupid next to him, and only then did he dare to speak: "Teacher, you haven't taught me to read yet." β
"You have such a man by your side, and you still come to me to teach you?" Zheng Chong was furious: "Disdainful disciples, eat me a rattan!" β
"Oh, teacher, don't hit." Lu Meng protected her white clothes and scurried around the courtyard: "Is the knowledge of finding the truth very high?" How did I not know? I always thought he was only going to fight. β
"Hmph, if he is not highly educated, who else is highly educated?" Zheng Chong chased Lu Meng all over the courtyard with rattans, and said angrily: "You go and get him back for me, otherwise you don't want to enter the gate of my private school again." β
LΓΌmeng Khan.
Zheng Chong is an old grandmother after all, where can he catch up with the young and lively Lu Meng, even if Lu Meng doesn't use martial arts skills, the old grandmother can't touch a finger of her, and finally the old grandmother is tired of chasing, calms down and thinks about it carefully, then turns her anger into joy, and gasps and says: "Good boy, you choose a man's vision...... It's amazing. This man must be caught, the great Confucian of the world! If he refuses to join your family, you will marry him, die by his side, and achieve great things in the future. β
LΓΌ Meng Khan said: "Teacher, what are you talking about, I am just ordinary friends with him. β
"Stupid!" Zheng Chong slammed the rattan in his hand at Lu Meng and said: "It doesn't matter what the relationship is now, what matters is what the relationship is in the future...... "Book of Songs" has a cloud 'My Fair Lady, a gentleman is good', and now the relationship between men and women is reversing, so 'Polite Gentleman, Lady is good' is not strange." β
Lu Meng stayed for a long time, and then said with a sudden realization: "Teacher, what do you mean?" β
Zhengchong: "......"
"Get out!" Zheng Chong scolded angrily: "Your brain is simply dumber than a pig!" Don't you want to be smart? Go and teach you to read, and I'll never see you fool again. βββ
When Sun Yu returned to the tent, it was already dark, and since he was a man, he lived in a single tent, and the woman in the top hat and Zhuge Liang lived in another big tent.
When he returned to the tent, Sun Yu had time to sort out his thoughts: because he had been teaching "University Interpretation" in Zhengchong's private school for a long time, he hadn't bought "Heart of the Ocean" yet, but he could take the opportunity to delay time, should I go to the private school tomorrow to lecture on "Interpretation of the Analects"?
As soon as he thought of this, the figure at the door of the tent flickered, and Zhuge Liang came in with a smile.
She was still wearing a Taoist robe with a white background, with dark green patterns, which looked as noble as a lotus, but Zhuge Liang's smiling face under the light had a very obvious color of narrowness, which destroyed the solemnity of her Taoist robe.
Seeing her smile, Sun Yu's heart was a little cold, and he hurriedly asked, "Miss Zhuge , have you figured out Zhang Zhao's strategy?" β
Zhuge Liang walked to Sun Yu's marching bed with a smile, sat on it, sat side by side with Sun Yucheng, leaned into his ear and whispered: "I followed her for a long time, and finally followed her to find Zhou Yu, it turned out that ...... Hey, these two guys are beating you and Sun Shangxiang again. β
She leaned into Sun Yu's ear to speak, and the breath she blew made Sun Yu's ears itch.
"It's a creative strategy." Zhuge Liang sighed: "Zhou Yu got a charm incense, it is said that it was made by the old god Yu Ji, the effect is the same as the aphrodisiac, but the difference is that the aphrodisiac must be eaten to take effect, and the charm fragrance will be tricked as long as it smells it." Isn't it the aphrodisiac that she took last time? As a result, she changed to incense! She thought that if I changed to the incense, I wouldn't be able to quickly adjust the bag by hand, and I wouldn't be able to fix her. β
Zhuge Liang grinned and said, "Zhou Yu won't make a move this time, she plans to pester me so that I can't help you." Then when you and Sun Shangxiang were filming a passion scene, Zhang Zhao lit a love incense from outside the window and blew it in, so that you and Sun Shangxiang were recruited. β
"Such a vulgar move?" Sun Yu was stunned for a moment: "I thought that the methods of the iceberg beauty were a little more civilized than the fire beauty, but I didn't expect it to be this kind of ......"
Zhuge Liang shook his head and smiled: "Although the god of fire and the god of water have different surnames, they are one person in the final analysis, their resourcefulness and ability are the same, and of course the tricks they come up with are similar, hahaha." β
"So what am I going to do this time? Since people suffered the loss of the bag last time, this time you still want to adjust the bag of the love incense, but I'm afraid it's impossible. Sun Yu sighed and said, "Otherwise, cancel this passion play, so that Zhang Zhao can't do it." β
Zhuge Liang shook his head and grinned: "How can they be so cheap, Zhang Zhao is very obsessed, and he must be checked again before igniting it, I can't adjust that thing, but ...... There is always a mistake in 100 secrets...... Hey, hey, we just need to quietly replace another thing, if Zhang Zhao is unlucky, find the truth, tomorrow you continue to drag out time, don't rush to act in that scene, I'll prepare the whole thing for Zhang Zhao. They can buy the medicine made by the old god Yu Ji in the black market, can't I buy it? When I replace a key thing on Zhang Zhao's body, you will shoot that passion scene again, and then I will pester Zhou Yu, and you deal with Zhang Zhao, hehehe. β
"What the hell are you going to pack?" Sun Yu asked curiously.
"Secret! Dense! Zhuge Liang grinned and said: "Anyway, leave it to me, after you and Sun Shangxiang finish acting, hurry up and coax Sun Shangxiang away, and then ...... Zhang Zhao will take the initiative to throw himself into his arms, just like Zhou Yu last time, hey, hey! Don't be soft-hearted, don't be soft-hearted, when you should be ruthless, don't be kind to men. β
Sun Yu still wanted to ask in detail, but suddenly heard someone at the door of the tent ask loudly: "Is Xun Zhen there?" I...... I'm Lu Meng, and the teacher asked me to ask you to learn to read and write......"
Dizzy, Sun Yu is so depressed that he can't do it, this illiterate person actually found me, it's so troublesome.
Zhuge Liang's eyes lit up, and he smiled at Sun Yuyi's thumb, and then whispered in his ear: "Teach it, it's best to teach it to bed...... The women of Jiangdong, hehe, all of them are turned to our Gongsun's house! β
Sun Yu: "......"
The evil Zhuge Liang left with a malicious smile on his face, and before leaving, he also pasted a piece of paper on Sun Yu's door, which read: "Please disturb in a hurry." β
Sun Yu is really angry and funny, although Zhuge Liang is a bit vulgar, but what she said also has a certain truth. Although Sun Yu didn't want to trick all the Jiangdong girls into bed, he should still have a good relationship, and he would be less Yali in the future. Forget it, let's teach Lu Meng to read and write.
Sun Yu welcomed Lu Meng into the tent, and asked Yan Yun to bring tables, chairs and books, light a bright oil lamp in the tent, and teach Lu Meng to read.
But Lu Meng is really stupid enough, he can't read just a copy of "University" dozens or hundreds of times, and he dozes off when he holds the book and reads it. Sun Yu had no choice but to keep guarding her, and as soon as he saw her dozing off outside the wandering object, he quickly woke her up.
The two tossed until the next day, when it was almost dawn, Sun Yu couldn't stand it anymore, so he had to say, "I have to go to sleep for a while, you can read it yourself." β
Lu Meng responded crisply, and sat obediently at the table reading a book.
It's a pity that Sun Yu just climbed into bed, and before he fell asleep, Lu Meng, who was holding a book at the table, fell asleep first...... I'm dizzy, this stupid woman...... If you read like this, you won't be smart in your life. Sun Yu's mind turned, the ancients cantilevered the beam and pierced the strands, I asked Lu Meng to do the same...... Belch...... It seems that these two tricks are too ruthless, will it be too painful to use them against girls?
Sun Yu thought about it for a long time, and finally came up with a way, he hung a basin of dirty black mud on the top of the tent, and then wrapped a rope around Lu Meng's hair, led this rope to the top of the tent, and wrapped the pot of black mud.
If Lu Meng dozes off and heads down, she will drag over the black mud basin on the top of the tent and dump the black mud down, and Lu Meng, who is sitting below, will be pounced on the black mud, she is a clean girl, and she will definitely not accept the black mud on her body, so that she can put an end to dozing off.
Lu Meng was really frightened by the black mud pot, sat upright, held "University" in both hands and read it seriously, until Sun Yu climbed onto his marching bed and fell asleep, and Lu Meng did not fall asleep.
That night, Sun Yu had a dream, he dreamed that Lu Meng had finished reading the Four Books and Five Classics, and then read the Three Tao and Six Strategies, and Sun Tzu's Art of War or something, and then a row of jewel-colored characters suddenly jumped on the top of Lu Meng's head: "Shi Bei San, impressive."
Wow, Lu Meng has unlocked and turned into a jewel color, will this dream be too exaggerated?
When Sun Yu woke up the next day, he quickly looked up to see how Lu Meng was reading...... I saw that the black mud basin hanging on the top of the tent had been turned over, and on the edge of the table below the basin, the clean girl was dressed in white and had been wiped out of black mud, and she fainted on the edge of the table with a pale face, obviously fainted by the dirty things on her body.
Tsk, it seems that this guy dozed off a little, but the black mud turned over, and she was woken up by the black mud, and then when she saw the dirty things all over her body, she suddenly fainted with anger, so it became like this.
Tragic illiterate and clean girl, why are you so uncompetitive?
Sun Yu was smiling bitterly, the curtain was lifted suddenly, Zhuge Liang walked in with a smile, and when he saw the mess in the room, Zhuge Liang was taken aback and said, "You...... You're playing so crazy with her? Smeared with black mud ooxx? Don't be so exaggerated! β
Sun Yu: "......"
Oh my God, open your eyes and give me a normal girl!
(To be continued)