Uncle's! Lao Tzu has crossed!

Liu Hao sat on the kind of tatami that can often be seen in island movie family series, staring blankly at the bowl of black medicinal juice on the low table in front of him, and scolded all the gods he could think of in his heart: "MD, why did Lao Tzu cross over?" ”

In fact, now Liu Hao has accepted the fact that he has crossed. What made him unhappy was the black medicinal juice in front of him, this thing didn't know what the ingredients were, it was so bitter that it was terrible, especially when he was pressed and poured three bowls just now, he really had the heart to die.

Behind the low table sat a man and a woman, looking at Liu Hao nervously.

The man was in his twenties, and he looked powerful, leaned forward and asked Liu Hao, "Is the young master better?" Can't you remember what happened before? ”

Liu Hao saw that he was about to press himself to inject medicine, so he moved his body backwards at that time: "Stop, stop, can you talk for a while?" No matter how good the medicine is, it's not like this, if you go down for three or four bowls, you will be sick if you don't get sick. ”

After listening to Liu Hao's words, the man immediately asked excitedly, "The young master remembered?" ”

What a fart to remember! Liu Hao's drowsy brain was full of things before the crossing. He opened a small piano shop near his university, and his life was enjoyable. On Christmas Eve, after seeing off the guitar students, they rushed to close their doors and go to a hotel to "exercise". He didn't want to wait for a taxi on the side of the road, he saw that no one was about to take out the little brother and solve it on the spot, but suddenly a car rushed from behind and hit Liu Hao, who didn't have time to lift his pants.

When Liu Hao opened his eyes again, he found that he had crossed. The family is gone, the friends are gone, and even the big-breasted netizen who has been chatting for two months and is preparing to open the house on Christmas Eve is gone.

Liu Hao muttered in frustration: "All TMDs are gone." ”

"Young master, you still have me! You can't help but think about it," the man in front of him said urgently.

Liu Hao looked up at him: "Who are you?" ”

"Young master, I am your bodyguard Liu San! Young master, why don't you even know me? ”

The man was crying, as if he had just learned that his girlfriend was pregnant with someone else's child.

Liu Hao looked at this crying burly man very unaccustomed to it, and turned his face to stare at the woman. This woman is not very old, sixteen or seventeen years old, and she looks very smart.

This girl was very uncomfortable by Liu Hao, and immediately smiled at him: "The slave's name is Ling'er, and she is the maid of the young master. ”

I rub! It seems that the person who is possessed has a good life, there are guards and maids, can it be said that the "rich second generation" and "official second generation" of a certain family in ancient times can't be successful?

Liu Hao is working hard, and the kind of unearned life he dreamed of in his previous life is right in front of him. Driving an eagle, leading a dog, and taking a large group of guards to tease the women of a good family or something, it makes people excited to think about it. Plus there are three wives and four concubines and the like. Wowhaha! God, don't be too nice to me, others will be jealous!

Liu Hao smiled, then sat up straight: "That, Liu San, I don't know how many things I can't remember, can you tell me about it first, maybe I'll remember." ”

Liu San wiped his tears and began to speak slowly. The maid Ling'er brought a plate of preserved fruit very obediently, and Liu Hao listened while pinching a piece of preserved fruit and chewing it carefully in his mouth, and finally had a consciousness in his mouth.

After listening to Liu San's speech, Liu Hao also had a general impression of his current self, but it was far from what he imagined.

The name of the person possessed by Liu Hao is also Liu Hao, and he is the heir of a merchant family in Xinxiang County. Two months ago, I brought a lot of money to Luoyang for training, ready to try my hand at business. Who knew that the stall here had not yet opened, and a plague suddenly broke out in Xinxiang, his hometown, and the life and death of his family were unknown. After getting the news, Liu Haotong, who had never been hit, closed his eyes and passed out. Liu San finally asked a doctor to wake him up, but by mistake let Liu Hao get cheap.

Liu Hao scratched his head, it seemed that he was still far from his goal of being a gentleman. In ancient times, no matter which dynasty, no matter where it was, as long as the plague broke out, the ironclad chickens and dogs would not be left. When I came to Luoyang to practice, I didn't want to bring a lot of money. When a plague breaks out in his hometown, even if someone is lucky enough to survive, the displaced people and bandits will still loot his hometown's property after the plague.

In my previous life, I had a tight life, and I couldn't imagine that I would still not be at ease after crossing over. Liu Hao rubbed his face and scolded hatefully in his heart: "Could it be that Lao Tzu was born to be busy?" ”

Liu San approached Liu Hao: "Young master, don't be too sad, maybe everyone in the family is safe and sound?" ”

Liu Hao was not used to being so close to a man, so he moved back and asked, "Can you go to your hometown now?" Maybe it can help. ”

Liu San smiled bitterly: "The official roads to Xinxiang are all sealed, and it is said that there is still a large army besieging the city." In addition, the government did not open a road guide to that side at all, and if you want to go back, you can only wait for the plague to be lifted. ”

Liu Hao looked sorry, and the money in his hometown seemed to be hopeless.

Liu San thought that Liu Hao was worried about his family, and hurriedly said: "It is said that the government has recruited doctors from all over the vicinity, maybe the family will be spared." The young master must remember to take care of his body, even if the Liu family is gone, as long as the young master is still there, he will definitely revive the lintel to comfort the soul of the family in the sky. ”

Liu Hao pouted, it was better not to see his family. As a traverser, even if he imitates it, he will show some clues in front of his family who has watched him grow up since he was a child. When the time comes, I can't cover up the lie, and I don't know how I will be tortured. In ancient times, theology was quite marketable, and if it was burned as a goblin, it would really discredit the vast army of traversers.

Liu Hao turned his face and asked Liu San: "How much money is brought to Luoyang now?" ”

Liu San crossed his fingers and thought for a while and said: "I just paid the money in the teaching workshop a few days ago, and I bought a green building in Dongshi, and now it is estimated that there are only dozens of left. In addition, it will have to be rearranged, and it will also need money to be sent when it opens. ”

Liu Hao looked at Liu San: "You mean there is not enough money?" ”

Liu San nodded and whispered, "I guess it's still a lot worse." It also took a lot to see you this time. ”

Liu Hao asked curiously, "What kind of business are you doing?" Why is it a green building and a teaching workshop? ”

Liu San smiled: "It's the opening of the green building." At first, you said that you would go back to your hometown to get money when you stabilized, but who knew that there was an outbreak of the plague. When you went to the teaching workshop, you spent a lot of money, for example, Ling'er girl was bought by you and a son-in-law in Luoyang at that time. ”

Open a green building?

Liu Hao patted his head with tears and laughter, he didn't expect that the man with this body was also quite interesting, and he actually ran to Luoyang to open a green building alone. knows how to earn men's money so well, is it also a fellow practitioner who has crossed over?

Liu Hao looked at Ling'er with a smile: "Ling'er was bought by me?" How much does it cost? Can I go back now? ”

As soon as Liu Hao's words were finished, Ling'er's face turned white, and tears dripped down like beads with broken threads. That pitiful appearance made Liu Hao feel a pain in his heart.

Liu San looked at his young master in surprise, and couldn't say a word.

Liu Hao realized that the joke was too big at this time, and hurriedly took Ling'er's hand and said, "I'm joking with you and teasing you, how could I be willing to send you back." Since I bought you, follow me well in this life, and don't think about leaving me even a step. Why are you so funny? ”

Ling'er saw that Liu Hao's words didn't seem to be fake, and she sobbed and said, "Isn't the young master short of money now?" What if you send the slave back in exchange for that money? ”

Liu Hao smiled disdainfully: "Money is a bastard, and you can still earn it after spending it." To tell you, I am afraid of everything in this life, but I am not afraid of poverty. The rich have the troubles of the rich, and the poor have the happiness of the poor. Just go with the flow. ”

Ling'er looked at me as if she didn't understand, and even forgot to cry: "If you don't have money, you can't do anything." ”

Liu Hao rubbed Ling'er's soft and boneless little hand: "A very great person once said that everything that can be done with money is a small matter, since it is a lot of small things, why bother to take it to heart?" ”

After Liu Hao finished speaking, he secretly shed tears in his heart: In his last life, Lao Tzu lived for more than 20 years and did some trivial things, it is really sad to think about it.

Ling'er shyly withdrew her hand and looked at Liu Hao like a big bad wolf.

Liu Hao smiled awkwardly, and said without words: "Why is it so cold today?" ”

Liu San ha: "It's almost the New Year, of course it's cold." Outside, the clouds were rolling, like it was going to snow. ”

Ling'er brought the quilt and wrapped it in Liu Hao, and covered it in the leaky place, taking such intimate care seemed to repay Liu Hao for not sending her back to the church.

Liu Hao asked Liu San curiously: "In such a cold weather, why don't you get a coal stove in the house?" ”

Liu San looked at Liu Hao: "Young master, what are you talking about the coal stove?" In winter, large households generally use charcoal pots for heating, but that thing is too prone to accidents, and if you get sick in the past two days, you will move the charcoal pot out. ”

Liu Hao looked at Liu San: "No one uses coal now?" ”

Liu San scratched his head: "What the young master said was charcoal?" It didn't work, it was too smoky, and it wasn't easy to ignite. ”

Liu Hao smiled: "Maybe the time for us to get rich is coming." By the way, Liu San, what dynasty and year is it now? ”

"The sixteenth year of the opening of the Tang Dynasty." Ling'er interjected on the side.

When Liu Hao heard it, I rubbed it was actually the Tang Dynasty, and at first I thought I had arrived in the Ming Dynasty. The Tang Dynasty was good, the atmosphere was open, and the national strength was strong. Especially in the Kaiyuan period, this was an era when a great poet could be smashed by throwing a brick.

Liu Hao was happily fuguing foreign objects, grinning from time to time. Liu San and Ling'er next to him were startled, and without saying anything, they pressed Liu Hao and poured medicine into their mouths.

Liu Hao struggled, and couldn't help but scold in a panic: "Liu San, your uncle!"