273, the first trial of the hundred birds to the phoenix marksmanship [3/3]
Qi Ji, Qin Yi, Mei Gan, Lei Xu, and Chen Lan are also considered to be unlucky, when Dong Zhuojun attacked Shouchun City, the five of them were all at the head of Beicheng, and Li Ru made a move of "coercion" and turned all five people from red generals to green.
This can be regarded as a strange thing in the wonderful, obviously a military general, and the worst should have a red one, but the five turned green and looked like civil officials. The five fled in embarrassment under the humiliating eyes of the enemy, and were again despised by their soldiers. finally led the army out of the encirclement.
Fortunately, Dong Zhuojun's main purpose was to snatch the jade seal, and he did not kill all these shrimp soldiers and shrimps, and the five of them had to escape.
After escaping from Shouchun, the five of them could not go to the south, the Yangtze River was crossing, and their defeated army had no ships, so it was impossible to cross the river. They can't go to the east, because Yuan Shu fled to the east, and if they follow and flee to the east, won't they follow and be beaten? I can't go to the west, Liu Biao in the west looks very low-key, but in fact he is very powerful, and there are so many elite soldiers and generals that the five of them dare not provoke!
After thinking about it, only Tao Qian in the northeast was a vegetable melon, and the five of them led 10,000 remnants of soldiers to the northeast and entered the territory of Peiguo, planning to find a small county town to get some grain, and then go up the mountain and fall into the grass for the coward. Fortunately, Li Ru's "coercion" has a time-limited surname, and after a while, the effect of "coercion" was lifted, and the five of them returned to red generals, no longer have to put green letters on the top of their heads, otherwise it would be more embarrassing.
The five led the remnants of the army, who had no money and no food, and were planning where to get some money and food. As I walked, I saw Xiang County, so I came to Xiang County to grab money and get food. Of course, they would never know that they were so back, and they came to Xiangxian to fetch grain just when Sun Yu was here.
At this time, 10,000 remnants of the defeated army were lined up outside the southern gate of Xiangxian County, Chen Lan beat his horse out of battle, pointed at Liu Fu on the city wall with an iron hammer and said loudly: "Liu Fu, I know that you are an honest man, we are not here to bully you, there is really no food in the army, so I have to come to you to borrow a 5,000 stone of food for emergency, and quickly send the food out, we will spare you from dying, otherwise we will break through your small county town, men, women and children, all cut into two." ”
Sun Yu saw that this Chen Lan's appearance was like a female frog, scaring people to death. Listening to her talk was also unnutritious, and she couldn't help but whisper depressedly: "Why does the villain speak in such a tone?" Give me some strength, and you'll die if you're a little creative? ”
Chen Lan hit the horse behind her back and came out again, it was Qi Ji, this Qi Ji looked more ugly than a female frog, like a female toad, she whispered to Chen Lan: "It's not a way for us to wander like this, I heard that Dong Zhuo likes to take handsome men as male pets, and has already accepted thirty male pets, let's take all the young men in the county and send them to Dong Zhuo to choose, take the opportunity to ask Dong Zhuo to surrender, and seek a career in Dong Zhuo's army in the future, better than being a bandit." ”
When Chen Lan heard this, she was reasonable, so she opened her throat and shouted: "Liu Fu, I not only want food, but also all the handsome young men in your county, have you heard?" Do as I say! ”
Sun Yu almost vomited a mouthful of blood in the city, just now he was still complaining that this Chen Lan was not creative in speaking, but people immediately came to a creative word, which made Sun Yu feel numb and almost turned over and fell.
No, you can't let these neuropathies go on anymore, Sun Yu shook the iron gun in his hand and said to Liu Fu: "Lord Liu, please beat the drum and cheer, I will go out of the city to kill them for a while." ”
Liu Fu persuaded him not to stop, so he had to open a crack in the city gate, Sun Yu turned over and got on the jade lion horse of Zhaoye, and rode out of the city with the naughty Lori.
Chen Lan didn't know Sun Yu, but when she opened the gate of the county seat, a young man came out, who looked quite good, especially with a sturdy and tall figure, as powerful as a cheetah.
The female frog Chen Lan was overjoyed and said: "This one named Liu Fu is very familiar, ask her to send a man out, she immediately sent one, I think this appearance is okay, take it to Dong Zhuo, maybe it is a great achievement." ”
The female toad Qi sent a reminder next to her: "General Chen, I don't think this man came out to give it to us, but like he came out to fight, you see him riding a horse and wielding a gun, looking vicious......
"Fight?" The mother frog was taken aback and said, "Men dare to come and fight us?" ”
The female toad shook her head and said, "You see that he is holding a little girl in front of his horse, this little girl may be the general, and this man may be the servant of the little girl, helping the little girl ride the horse." ”
The mother frog sighed, flattened her mouth and said, "I see, okay, I'll kill her......"
At this time, Sun Yu and Naughty Lori went out of the city gate, and the two of them rode forward a few steps slowly.
Naughty Lori grinned: "Let me fight, my hands are itchy!" Don't make a move, it's just a few pieces of waste, it's not enough for me to fight alone. ”
Sun Yu shook his head and said, "I also want to fight, I want to practice marksmanship and stab out a hundred shots as soon as possible." So don't fight, and show me how to shoot. ”
Naughty Lori said depressedly: "Don't do it, I want to fight, I'm not fun!" ”
Sun Yu picked his head and said depressedly: "Rock-paper-scissors, whoever wins will fight." ”
Naughty Lori nodded and said, "Okay, rock-paper-scissors is fairer." ”
The two stretched out their hands on horseback and said together, "One, two, three......"
Sun Yu came out with a rock, and Naughty Lori came out with scissors...... Sun Yu won. Naughty Lori's face sank, and she screamed in a strange way. Sun Yu looked smug and laughed.
The two of them were still playing rock-paper-scissors before the thousands of troops, and they suddenly thundered the enemy and friendly troops inside and outside the city. Liu Fu wiped two handfuls of sweat from the county seat, thinking: I heard that Sun Xunzhen is both civil and military, a good general in the world, why is he so unreliable?
The female frog Chen Lan on the opposite side and the female toad Qi Ji were furious together: "Damn, this man and woman don't take us seriously." ”
The female frog Chen Lan raised the sledgehammer in her hand, and two big red characters jumped on her head, "Hammer General", she pulled the reins of the horse, and said angrily: "The man and the little girl opposite, the old lady's name is Chen Lan, and now I want to beat you flat!" Come and die. ”
"Chen Lan? What's the matter? Sun Yu muttered to himself curiously.
nm01 immediately reported in his ear: "Chen Lan, unknown character, a native of Lujiang, Yangzhou (now Lujiang, Anhui), was originally a general of Yuan Shu in the late Eastern Han Dynasty, but Yuan Shu was first defeated by Lu Bu, and then beaten into a pig's head by Cao Ying. Chen Lan saw that Yuan Shu had no trouble, so he betrayed Yuan Shu, and gathered tens of thousands of people with Lei Xu, Mei Cheng and others to make trouble between Jiang and Huai, and captured six county seats. Cao Ying saw that he was not pleasing to the eye, and sent Zhang Liao, Zhang He, and Niu Gai to crusade against Chen Lan. Zhang Liao beheaded Chen Lan and captured all of them. ”
Sun Yu sighed, only then did he know where the female frog was sacred, it seems that she is just a small role.
Sun Yu smiled and said to Naughty Lori: "Okay, just take this female frog to practice the Hundred Birds Chaohuang marksmanship, I want to practice it as soon as possible, and then learn the Seven Snake Disc Marksmanship." ”
Naughty Lori grinned and said, "Then it's on!" She patted the little white horse lightly, and the little white horse immediately understood and rushed straight towards Chen Lan.
Chen Lan swung the sledgehammer and greeted her, her eyes basically didn't look at Sun Yu, because men didn't have much need to pay attention, so she stared intently at the naughty Lori and the horn gun that Naughty Lori was holding in her hand.
The moment the two horses caught up, Chen Lan shouted and smashed a hammer at the naughty Lori.
"Ahh Naughty Lori yelled, "It's him who fights with you, not me." It's so unreasonable, you even fight the spectators! ”
At this time, Sun Yu laughed, did not shine, did not light the words, and the iron gun in his hand stabbed out suddenly, exploding the spear flowers in the sky. After a night of practice last night, he can already stab ninety-six shots in an instant, this speed is really terrifying, and it is used to deal with a guy of the level of the female frog Chen Lan, in fact, he can kill her in seconds as soon as he shoots.
Sun Yu had the heart to practice his marksmanship accuracy, and he didn't want to stab him indiscriminately, so every shot was aimed at Chen Lan's body stab, and this time Sun Yu found that the difficulty of stabbing at the human body was much more difficult than stabbing at the air.
Because you don't need to consider the angle when stabbing at the air, you only need to think about how to stab fast, but you have to consider the direction of the tip of your spear when you stab at the enemy, and you can't shoot as much as you want, Sun Yu obviously feels that he stabs a lot slower!
Although it was much slower, it was still full of guns, and the eyes of the mother frog were spent. She was shocked, and hurriedly dragged the sledgehammer that swung towards Naughty Lori back to parry, but where is the shadow of the spear in the sky that a person of her level can stand, the sledgehammer is bulky, and it is not a weapon suitable for fighting quickly.
I saw that Chen Lan had only fired more than a dozen shots despite her desperate life, and the other gun shadows all stabbed the female frog in a row...... Naughty Lori curled the corners of her mouth, and said dissatisfiedly: "Stupid, as soon as you enter the actual battle, you will be reduced from ninety-six guns to sixty-nine shots, you can still practice!" ”
Sun Yu wiped a handful of sweat and said depressedly: "It's really much more difficult to stab people than to stab the air during practice, alas! ”
As soon as the two of them finished speaking, Chen Lan's body had fallen off the horse's back softly, and she was stabbed forty times in a row by Sun Yu, although each shot was retreated immediately, and it was not very deep, but so many guns always stabbed a few shots on the vital point, blood gushed out from her forty wounds like a fountain, and when her body fell from the horse's back to the ground, the blood had completely stained her armor.
There was silence outside the city, and Liu Fu was dumbfounded...... She said in a cold sweat in her heart: It is worthy of Sun Xunzhen, it seems that the foolish move of guessing the fist at the gate of the city just now was just a deliberate attempt to make the enemy despise his strategy, this move is really dazzling, it is terrible.
On the side of Yuan Shu's remnants, Qi Ji, Qin Yi, Mei Gan, and Lei Xu glanced at each other, and they all felt cold in their hearts. A cool breath rose from the soles of his feet to his head...... The female toad Qi Ji yelled: "The whole army is on the same page, the tactics of the sea of people!" Damn, it doesn't matter where he's a monster, I don't believe that 10,000 people and four generals can't let him go. ”
(To be continued)