readx;?readx; Chapter 325 Tong Zi Gong Da Fang Zhong Shu

On the eighth day of the first lunar month, the main streets of the north and south cities were full of crackling firecrackers, but the teahouses and liquor stores of each family opened their doors. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 The owners of the info shop, dressed in new red silk shirts, stood at the door in a friendly manner, personally greeting customers from the north and south.

There are shops that buy and sell well, and they also distribute porridge and rice at the door, but the beggars and refugees are still blocked outside the city and starving, and they are not blessed to consume these life-saving things. On the contrary, it cheapened the scoundrels in the city, who painted their faces with ashes from the bottom of the pot and deliberately wore tattered clothes, so they went to the front of the store to receive alms. When the rice store and grain store open, the rice received will be sold at a low price, and the wine money will be exchanged for gambling money or something.

At the end of the day, they can even fill the broken rice jar with missing teeth and holes at home. These guys who got cheap still had to sell obediently: "Bag ball, why are you opening the door so early?" People can't stop celebrating the New Year. "That's it, after fifteen, there will be a wave, and we can't open the door together!" "Ball, open the door together, can your broken rice jar fit?"

Listening to the chatter of a few lazy men with broken rice bags on their backs, Qin Lei couldn't help but shake his head and sighed: "Poor and hateful! Today he was wearing casual clothes, a royal blue silk jacket on the outside, a moon-white silk shirt on the inside, a jade pendant sachet hanging from his waist, and a ...... in his hand Sweet bars.

If you replace the half-eaten sweet stick with a folding fan, whoever sees it will praise it: the best son of the world. Qin Surabaya kindly took the time to buy him a sandalwood fan depicting a picture of the splendid mountains and rivers, and wanted him to replace the sweet stick, but he heard Qin Lei roll his eyes and say, "Surabaya, your brain is in water, isn't it?" It's dripping into ice today, and you let me take a fan and snort, isn't it cool enough? Neuropathy. ”

Qin Surabaya's fart slapped on the horse's leg was nothing, and a few scholars on the left side of the road listened to it, and quickly withdrew the folding fan in their hands into their sleeves, lest they be regarded as a neuropath.

Le Buyi on the side was wearing a white-washed white robe, with an indifferent and leisurely expression, and a sweet bar in his hand. After listening to Qin Lei's 'pitiful and hateful' exclamation, Le Buyi smiled and said: "Poor people must have their hate, and hateful people also have their pitiful." ”

Qin Lei took a bite of the sweet stick, it felt too hard, and it hurt to tear the lobes of his lungs, so he threw it back casually and said, "I'm rewarding you." Qin Surabaya, who hadn't shown up for a long time, hurriedly caught it, and said with a smile: "I can't bite it, keep it for my son." With that, he took the sweet stick into his arms.

suffered that time, but Qin Lei escaped a lot of entertainment, which can be regarded as a blessing in disguise. From the beginning of the first year, it took a few days to turn around the palace, the Shen family, the boss and the three families, and even went to the Li family, of course, the Li family in Dongcheng. It's just that Lai sat there for a day, and he didn't see the shadow of Shiyun, but was preached by Li Guangyuan. What is 'prudence in words and deeds', 'moderation and humility'. Until I was sleepy at night, my brain was buzzing.

Early this morning, when I caught up with Qin Sishui Fuli to ask for peace, Qin Lei called Le Buyi, who was also idle, and followed Qin Surabaya, the 'Zhongdu Tong', to go to the street to breathe together, and also relieve the grievance of not being able to do strenuous activities for half a month.

Qin Lei said in his heart, the store often doesn't open until fifteen, and the street is deserted, how can there be any excitement to see? It was a deliberate problem for Qin Surabaya. But it was difficult to fall to Qin Surabaya, who was born and raised in Beijing, and the tooth thief smiled: "What the prince said is from previous years, but this year is a little different." took Qin Lei a few paths to the Iron Lion Street, and sure enough, there was the sound of firecrackers, people coming and going, and it was a lively scene.

Seeing Qin Lei's inexplicable face, Qin Surabaya no longer sold Guanzi, and explained softly: "This year is the year of the big competition, and the lifters from the nine provinces of the country entered Beijing last year in order to catch up with the exam. These people and their entourage scholars, who live in the middle of the house, are not allowed to eat or drink? Emperor Wu made a decree to open the teahouses, taverns, inns and hotels in the middle capital in advance to the eighth day of the first month, but he was sympathetic to the students. ”

Only then did Qin Lei understand, and suddenly remembered something, so he leaned into Le Buyi's ear and asked softly, "Have you ever taken the imperial examination?" Seeing Le Buyi's disdainful face, he said: "Even if I win the exam, I can't make my reputation greater, so what's the use of taking the exam." ”

This was said arrogantly, Qin Lei snorted, and before he could speak, a few young and middle-aged people dressed as scholars on the side didn't like to listen to it, and a young man with a red face said strangely: "What a good one who regards fame as dung, this brother has a big mouth, but I don't know if it's a disciple of the Divine Machine or a master disciple of the Ghost Valley?" ”

Qin Lei said in his heart: "You guessed correctly, don't take a shower before the exam, so as not to rush your luck." ’

But listening to Le Buyi, he said with an indifferent face: "I have no door and no faction, the lake and the sea are scattered, the world is big, my heart is the biggest, why do I need to climb the high branches of others." ”

Seeing that the more he talked, the more shameless he became, they wanted to frustrate his spirit, and the red-faced Wensheng walked up to Le Buyi, looked him up and down for a while, and suddenly sneered: "The lonely frog at the bottom of the well, I don't know the small world, I prefer to be arrogant!" ”

Le Buyi smiled: "Interesting," said and said with a smile: "The strange stones in the toilet are not clear, and they are smelly and hard." This is the red-faced man who laughed at the scholar.

Wen Sheng's face was stagnant, his face was like a sun-dried jujube, and he said angrily: "In the picture, the dragon does not groan, the tiger does not roar, and the madman in white is ridiculous and ridiculous. ”

Le Buyi looked down at the white shirt on his body, shook the sweet stick in his hand, and smiled: "In the chessboard, the car has no wheels, the horse has no food, and the little Wensheng is lewd and lewd. ”

Na Wensheng glared and said angrily: "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven!" ”

Le Buyi didn't blink, shook his head and smiled: "Filial piety, loyalty, courtesy, righteousness and honesty." "The two of them, one Wang Ba and the other shameless, are also right. Knowing that Qin Lei couldn't understand, Le Buyi specially whispered to explain it to him.

Wen Sheng didn't expect this person to be so venomous, and he couldn't help but sweat profusely. An older scribe in Tsing Yi stepped forward and said, "Brother Changbai, rest for the time being, and wait for the great talent of the brotherhood." ”

Le Buyi said modestly: "Where, where." ”

When the other scholars saw him so shameless, they all said to the older scholar: "Fang to the king, destroy this madman who insults Sven, so that he can know what the sky is high, what the earth is thick, and what is the prince of horses with three eyes." ”

Qin Lei watched it with great pleasure, and couldn't help but say: "Mr. Le, stew those babbling lifts, and let them know what the moon is hazy, what birds are hazy, and what is Le Buyi who practices children's skills hard!" caused the group of scholars to laugh, and Le Buyi was naturally embarrassed.

Qin Lei hurriedly apologized in a low voice: "Fang Cai is running out of words, in order not to leak the secret of the battle, Mr. forgive." Le Buyi rolled his eyes and said with a wry smile: "If you don't help each other, you can do it." ”

Qin Lei had no choice but to scratch his head, and said with a smile: "I'm silent, silent......"

The 'Fang to the king' Chaole Buyi arched his hand and said: "This gentleman is invited, the student is a student in the northern part of the mountain, he has been fond of couplets since he was a child, and he has been immersed in this road for 20 years, but he has only gained a little, and the so-called 'to the king' is a friend who praises it." ”

Le Buyi also said seriously: "Very good, people are valuable and self-aware." ”

'Fang to the king' face was stunned, and he said in his heart: 'This person can kill people when he opens his mouth, but he can't fight with him, so let's see the truth in the couplet.' Said loudly: "A big Qiao, two small Qiao, three inches of golden lotus and four inches of waist, five boxes and six boxes of colorful colors, eight points and nine points ten times Jiao." "This link contains the numbers one to ten, and if you want to be right, you also need to be one to ten. It is better to reverse ten to one, so that there is no suspicion of duplication.

"Good!" Those scholars didn't have a mouth, and muttered in a low voice: "'Fang to the king' is domineering, and he can often beat the opponent as soon as he comes up, and he doesn't need a second hit at all." ”

Unexpectedly, the madman in white only took a bite of the sweet bar, and said vaguely: "Ten bachelors, nine jinshi, eight writers and seven sages, six countries, five tyrants and four sons, three tripods and two Han dynasty all unified Jin." ”

Fang Zhongshu sweated on the ground on his head, his upper couplet was known as absolute, and it spread throughout Shanbei, and no one has matched it so far. I didn't think that he would be cracked by this madman in the blink of an eye, how could he not be frightened?

"Listen to the rain, live in the rain, live in the rain building, listen to the sound of the rain, the sound drops, listen, listen, listen." This is also an absolute that he can't understand.

"Watch the tide, the tide comes, come to the tide pavilion to watch the tide waves, the waves are surging, watch, watch, watch." Le Buyi wiped out the sweet stick, clapped his hands, and replied with a smile.

"Big wood forest, pine, cypress, sycamore, willow!" Fang Zhongshu's throat trembled, and he groaned in a trembling voice.

"The water is miao, the rivers and streams flow the lakes and the sea." Le Buyi put his hands behind his back and shook his head.

Fang Zhongshu already knew that he was by no means this person's opponent, but with the shelf of 'against the king', he couldn't easily admit defeat, and said in his heart: 'Force me out of school!' ’

Saying that, he bowed his hand to Le Buyi and said respectfully: "Mr. is indeed talented, Zhongshu admires and admires, as long as you can take this pair, Zhongshu will bow to the wind, and never say the word 'couplet' for the rest of his life." ”

Le Buyi smiled: "There is no need. But he said that he did not mean to dissuade.

Fang Zhongshu's last trick has a name called 'backgammon', which means that the couplet is composed of three layers. Throw the first layer first, and after the opponent is up to the top, the more difficult second layer will follow. If the opponent matches it again, the third layer of higher difficulty will follow.

The other party didn't know in advance that there were two floors, and they were led by the nose all the way down, and the room for maneuvering was greatly reduced, and they often walked into a dead end after the first two floors. When the third layer comes out again, it is powerless.

Therefore, the real killer feature is not in the couplet itself, but in this step-by-step way of killing the problem.

Fang Zhongshu also had an extra heart, lest the madman on the other side happen to hear his own topic, and decided to chant something he had never heard of.

In other words, he wanted to solve the problem on the spot, pacing around the street with his hands behind his back, searching his stomach and trying to raise the difficulty, and suddenly saw a pot of blooming begonia flowers on the counter of the teahouse on the side, and suddenly came to inspiration, and smiled with a smile: "Spring begonia!" ”

Le Buyi laughed and said, "What's so difficult about this? I'm interested in 'Summer Yam'. "Spring to summer, sea to mountain, although indecent, but more appropriate.

But Fang Zhongshu sneered: "Take Ye Chun Begonia!" "Obviously, this madness has fallen into the trap, although it is right, but it is very vulgar, and it will be more difficult to follow.

"Rensu Natsu Yam!" Le Buyi grinned and said, "Make it up." ”

Everyone said, 'Aren't you practicing Tongzigong?' Do you want to make up a sac? But seeing that Fang's topic was so simple about the king, he couldn't help but secretly sweat and said: "You won't be poor in donkey skills, will you?" ’

"A branch of spring begonias with leaves." Fang Zhongshu sneered in his heart: "Let you be arrogant again, the more you are arrogant, the more ugly you will be!" ’

Le Buyi seemed to be unaware and said: "Half a summer yam with a beard." ”

'Here we are! Fang Zhongshu felt a burst of ecstasy in his heart, and threw out the long-planned killer feature: "Jiangnan pink beauty Su Xiaoxiao has a leaf spring begonia on the sideburns!" He laughed and said, "Please sir!" If it comes out, the student will admit defeat in the champion building. "The trembling appearance of the flower branches is extremely underwhelming.

The lifters next to him also tasted it, and it turned out that the 'Fang to the king' had spotted the madman's dog mouth and couldn't spit out ivory. At first, it was simple and straightforward, but it was a plan to lure the enemy deeper, in order to make the crazy life full of firewood and expose his flaws.

The madman was really fooled, and he played against 'half a hairy yam' as if he was playful, but he couldn't go any further.

The morale of the lifters, who had been suppressed by Le Buyi, rose up and shouted: "Fang Zhongshu is the best in the world!" "Fang Zhongshu is amazing!" "We love Fang Zhongshu the most!"

Fang Zhongshu raised his hands slightly, and the lifters quieted down, it seemed that this beautiful hand had increased his prestige a lot.

Seeing that the madman on the other side was finally silent, Fang Zhongshu humbly arched his hand and said: "If it weren't for Mr.'s high talent, even if Zhongshu won Mr. by tricks, it would not be glorious." These words made Qin Lei's eyes light up, and he said in his heart: 'I want to be a bitch and build a memorial arch, and I can't live with resentment, this person has a great future.'

I only heard Le Buyi laugh and said: "This link is actually not difficult, but it is a little indecent, I am afraid of annoying the old brother of Zhongshu." ”

Fang Zhongshu only said that he cooked the duck with a hard mouth, and said unbelievingly: "But it doesn't hurt to say it, it's just a text, as long as it rhymes appropriately and fits the scene, no matter what Mr. says, the student can only laugh at it, but he won't hold a grudge." Seeing that the victory was in hand, he pretended to be a big-tailed wolf.

Le Buyi arched his hand to everyone, and said with a smile: "Everyone should be a notarization." At this time, the surroundings were already surrounded by people and passers-by who were watching the excitement, and they laughed when they heard the words: "Don't worry, he will pull it with a few hands, just say it." ”

Le Buyi cleared his throat and said with a weird smile: "Listen, my next link is ......" After a long pause, he said leisurely: "Shanbei Tsing Yi genius Fang Zhongshu has a summer yam under his waist. ”

Everyone was stunned at first, and then the others also understood, and immediately laughed back and forth, tears flowed like a thousand ducks going down the river.

Seeing everyone looking at him below his belt with malicious intentions, Fang Zhongshu's old face turned red and purple, and he couldn't wait to find an ant nest to get into. But he was so full of words that he became a cocoon and bound himself, and he couldn't leave or stay for a while, and he stood there speechless.

Le Buyi raised his hands, and everyone quieted down all of a sudden, they loved this oriental man-like figure, and they had already regarded him as an idol in their hearts.

I only heard him smile and said: "Fang Cai was forced into a corner by the Zhongshu brother, and he had to make this decision, which is really insulting to Sven, and I'm sorry for the Zhongshu brother." As he spoke, he bowed his hand to Fang Zhongshu and said seriously: "Brother can't compensate you." ”

Fang Zhongshu looked embarrassed and said, "Fang just said...... Laugh...... How can you say that it doesn't count? Speaking of this, the words also flowed smoothly: "Yes, sir, you can't break the appointment of the champion building." ”

Qin Lei nodded slightly, walked into the middle of the field and said with a smile: "Both of you are great talents, let me feast my ears, this meal is still made by me, you must appreciate it." ”

Le Buyi also smiled: "Brother Zhongshu, this is the owner of the elder brother, there are a few negative households in Beijing, let's eat him." "'Negative' is Qin Lei's self-deprecation, the meaning of 'negative', or did he teach Le Buyi.

It's just that when you say it at this time, people think it's 'rich' out of ten.

Fang Zhongshu excused himself a few times, and when he saw Qin Lei's resolute attitude, he smiled and said: "It's better to be respectful than to obey your fate, and it would be hypocritical for the student to push it back." ”

Seeing that he agreed, Qin Lei smiled happily: "Everyone go together, there are more people." A group of Shannan students wished that someone would take care of the food, so they followed Qin Lei and walked to the champion building not far away.

Qin Sishui touched his arms, turned back to Shi and said, "Have you brought enough money?" ”