Chapter 2033 - limerick
The four treasures of the study are now ready-made, Li You immediately turned to the side and said, "King Qin, please!" ”
The pen is a good pen, produced in Xuancheng. The bristles are exquisite, and the barrel is light. However, it is such a Xuan pen that is not much heavier than Hongmao, but it seems to have a thousand weights in Guo Ye's hands.
Result...... What should I write?
Seeing that Guo Ye was slow to write, the crowd stirred again.
"Why hasn't King Qin written it yet, haven't you thought about it yet? Or was King Qin frightened by King Qi's previous work and didn't dare to write? ”
"Hey! What do you know? King Qin, this is called Bu Ming, it has been a blockbuster. Wait, as soon as he moves his pen later, he will be shocked, and he will definitely be able to write a famous story through the ages. Today, we are honored to participate in this Hibiscus Garden Cultural Meeting, which is really honorable. ”
"Oh? According to what you say, can King Qin still win? ”
"That's nature. Let's put it this way, if the poems written by King Qin are not as good as those written by King Qi, you will dig up my two tricks! ”
"Stop talking nonsense, what do I want your eyes for? If you really want to bet, let's bet 10,000 yuan. ”
"What is 10,000 yuan? There is a kind of part of you who bet on two treasure mountains. I won, and no matter how many shares you get, you have to give it all to me for free.
"Oh! I understand, you protect King Qin so much, or because of those two treasure mountains. Treacherous, too treacherous. ”
"Without further ado, do you gamble or not?"
"Bet! Why not gamble? I think, it's a bit suspenseful whether King Qin can make a peerless sentence today! Even...... It is also unknown whether those two treasure mountains exist. ”
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People's words have reached Guo Ye's ears. These words, whether they showed support for him or expressed opposition to him, put a lot of pressure on him.
It can be written, and it will be honored in front of people. If you can't write it, I'm afraid that King Guo Ye of Qin will become a laughing stock for people!
What to do? What to do?
Guo Ye only felt that his head was messy at this time, and he was at a loss!
At this critical moment, suddenly a male duck's voice sounded: "Your Majesty has arrived, and Yin Guifei Niangniang has arrived." ”
"See long live my emperor, long live long live, long live the Yin noble concubine Niangniang thousand years old and thousands of years old!" People hurriedly knelt down and saluted His Majesty Li Er and Concubine Yin. As for the game, it can only be over.
"No courtesy, flat!" His Majesty Li Er was full of spring and said: "I heard that there is a literary meeting in this Hibiscus Garden, so I came to join in the fun, and all Aiqing don't have to be formal." ”
He strode into the Qujiang Pavilion and naturally sat on the main seat, accompanied by Concubine Yin sitting on the side. As for the others, they can only stand with their hands down.
His Majesty Li Er frowned slightly, and said, "What are you standing into?" Didn't I just say that? I'm here to have fun with the people today, so I don't have to set those rules, sit down, sit down. ”
"Yes!" People sat down in twos and threes.
His Majesty Li Er said again: "How far has this article been carried out?" ”
Li Zhi said: "Let's ask the host of this meeting, Mrs. Xu, to explain it to you." ”
Xu Hui was slightly blessed and said, "Concubine Xu Hui, please see Your Majesty." ”
I have to say that Xu Hui's beauty is very amazing, even if His Majesty Li Er saw it, he couldn't help but lose his mind for a while, and said: "I saw the shadow of Guanyin from your body." ”
"Your Majesty has praised it falsely, and the concubine dares to compare with the queen?"
"It's not a comparison, you two do have some similarities in temperament. It's just that Guanyin's maid is more rich and noble, and your books are more angry. ”
Concubine Yin said softly: "Your Majesty often misses the eldest grandson's sister, and it is difficult to sleep and eat. It's better to connect Sister Xu into the harem and talk about the pain of lovesickness. ”
"What's this......" His Majesty Li Er was quite moved, but he didn't want to be too anxious, and said: "Let's talk about it again, I will only talk about the Wenhui today, not anything else." Xu Hui, where is this article going now? ”
"Your Majesty, now the Wenhui has reached the final step, and the King of Qi and the King of Qin will fight the poems."
"Dou Shi? What topic? The result? ”
"With Hibiscus as the theme, King Qi has a masterpiece, but King Qin hasn't had time to write it, and the winner is not decided."
"What did King Qi write?"
Xu Hui brought Li You's poem again and said, "Your Majesty, please take a look." ”
"The green peaches and dew seeds in the sky, the red apricots on the side of the sun are ......planted by the clouds," His Majesty Li Er read it again and said, "It's okay to write." But...... Li You! ”
"Erchen is here!"
"How can I listen to this poem, which is full of depression that does not need to be used? Where have I done you wrong? Well? ”
"Erchen doesn't have any resentment, he is wronged!"
"Wronged? Hmph, Hibiscus was born on the Qujiang River, and she didn't complain to the east wind. What is the meaning of this complaint? Is it born at the wrong time? Or is it not a talent? As my son, I still wronged you? Are you still dissatisfied? Do you still want to be an emperor? ”
Li You has really suffered from an unwarranted disaster now. Yes, the implicit meaning of this poem is indeed that Huai Cai is not encountered, but it was not written by Li You himself at all.
Li You has a gunman named Gao Zhan, who writes very good poetry. At that time, Li You asked people to write poems about Hibiscus, and Gao Zhan took the opportunity to express his hope that Huai Cai would not meet the nobles.
However, the literary quality of His Royal Highness the King of Qi is really a little worse, and he didn't hear the off-string sound of this poem, but he just felt that this poem was well written. When I got the title today, I borrowed this poem to offer it to the Buddha.
Now that His Majesty Li Er asked like this, Li You also understood. He had to say, "Uh...... Erchen didn't mean that. Erchen is to write good poems and write grievances, but in fact, this is not the original intention. ”
Yin Guifei hurriedly gave her son a round and said: "How old is You'er, and she grew up in a honey pot, what kind of grudge can she have?" That is, in order to write poems and express sorrow, just imitate the ancients, and have no other meaning. ”
His Majesty Li Er's expression gradually eased at this time, and said, "I hope so." You'er, the poem is not written like this, write a hibiscus for your father, you should study it well. ”
"Thank you, Father."
His Majesty Li Er immediately picked up the pen and wrote a five-character poem: Accompany Fangtang and join hands in carving. The boat moves and divides the waves, and the wind scatters the fragrance. The warbler has no definite song, and there is chaos in the frightening. The sound of lotus is broken, and the water is wide and long. The habitat is also dense, and the flood is returned to the chapter.
In all fairness, His Majesty Li Ertian's poem is far worse than Li You's.
First of all, Li You's is "Yong Hibiscus", and this poem by His Majesty Li Er is at best "Picking Hibiscus", and even the title is not quite right.
Secondly, it is obvious that His Majesty Li Er's poem is written about the hibiscus at the turn of spring and summer. In other words, the poem is likely to be an old work.
Finally, in terms of its own literary nature, His Majesty Li Er's poem is also far behind.
However, despite these three inferiors, "Picking Hibiscus" still holds the top of "Yong Hibiscus".
The crux of the matter lies with the authors of these two poems. One is His Majesty Li Er, the son of today, and the other is Li You, the king of Qi. Let the people present evaluate the quality of these two poems, so do you still need to ask about the results?
For a time, people were like a tide of sycophants, blowing this poem so that they did not see the ancients before and did not see the comers, which was peerless and the first in the world.
Although he knew that people might exaggerate it, His Majesty Li Er was still very happy to hear it, and said, "King Qin, you also write a poem and compare it with me." ”
Guo Ye was a chicken thief, so he immediately knelt on the ground and recited a limerick poem: "The scenery in the Furong courtyard is good, and I will fight with the king of Qi." There is a scene in front of him, and His Majesty writes poems ahead. ”
Hahaha~ People burst into laughter.
Admit defeat in front of Your Majesty, there is no shame in that! No one thought that Guo Ye was a literary talent, and deliberately used limericks to make up the numbers. I just thought that he was trying to shoot His Majesty Li Er's ass, so he had to do it.
Patting the emperor's sycophant, is that still called patting the horse's ass? Of course not. If so, what did you do just now?
His Majesty Li Er listened to this limerick poem, and couldn't help but laugh and said, "Slippery head!" ”
Then, he said to Xu Hui: "What's next?" ”
Xu Hui said: "There is no next, this is the last question of the Furong Garden Cultural Meeting." Since the King of Qin abstained, and the King of Qi is far inferior to you, then the first in this article will be Your Majesty. ”
"That's ......" His Majesty Li Er glanced at Concubine Yin and said, "I heard that whoever wins the first place in the Wenhui will marry whom, I don't know if it's true or not?" ”