Chapter 49: Aunt Gongsun
Du Fu's surprised appearance surprised everyone, usually a group of birdmen is the same as Yan Zhenqing, gentle and graceful, why is he so out of shape today?
Xiao Shiyilang patted Du Fu's shoulder: "Zimei, what's wrong?" A bewitching woman, did she ever have a leg? β
The word "one leg" is still passed out from Liu Hao, after all, as a crossing man, it is an unshirkable responsibility and sacred mission to popularize some necessary knowledge and terminology to the ancients, hehe!
Du Fu came back to his senses at this time: "Don't laugh, this person saw her once in Xingyang more than ten years ago, and she was like this at that time, and she didn't want to change for more than ten years." β
Lu Yue snorted lightly: "Wearing a veil, I can't say that my face is now yellow." I still don't believe it, can this person be the snake demon in the mouth of the Taoist chief? β
As he was talking, a guy ran over and said to Liu Hao: "Boss, a guest said he wanted to see you." β
Yan Zhenqing asked curiously, "Oh? But which family's son can't make it? β
The fellow replied, "It's a woman, and as soon as you enter the private room, let the little one call the owner over." β
Cen Shen, the little Zhengtai, looked nervous: "I'm afraid it's the snake demon just now, Brother Hao, why don't you invite the fairy chief to come over." β
Xiao Shiyi Lang patted Cen Shen's head: "Such a bewitching snake demon, Zhicai can take it if he goes to a little beautiful man's trick, why do you want to invite the immortal chief?" After a pause, he said to himself with a ** face: "The figure is so good, even if it is a yellow face, it's fine, it's a big deal to cover her face." β
Ignoring this scum who has been on the brain all day long, Liu Hao asked the guy to lead the way to see if it was a human or a demon.
When I got to the door, I somehow remembered Lu Yue's words, if it was really a withered yellow face, it would be too disgusting, what did this birdman say about it, it made him always sick to his stomach now.
"Since you're here, come in." There was a sound of talking inside, and Liu Hao went in hard.
The woman inside was lying lazily on the couch, the veil on her face was still hanging on her face, one leg curled up, and it could be seen from the lines that the woman's legs were well-proportioned and slender, and her waist was slender. On the low-cut outfit, a large area of creamy skin was exposed, but Liu Hao always had a withered yellow face in his mind, and he couldn't get rid of it.
When the woman saw Liu Hao coming in, she laughed softly: "Little brother, why don't you close the door?" Afraid that my sister will eat you? β
It's a day, this woman can read minds? Liu Hao was thinking just now that if she did something to herself, would Lao Tzu resist? If you don't resist, what if it's really the face that Lu Yue said?
At that moment, Liu Hao's heart was crossed, and he turned around and closed the door. When she turned around again, the woman had already taken off her veil and stood up.
Liu Hao looked at her face boldly, it's sunny, how can there be a withered yellow face? It is clearly a delicate face comparable to Baguio, but the faint crow's feet at the corners of her eyes reveal that she is indeed not young.
The woman smiled at Liu Haoyan: "Little brother, why are you standing so far away?" Will the slave family eat you? There is endless charm in the voice, and the sexy red lips make people can't help but want to get close to taste it, is it really a snake demon?
Liu Hao swallowed his saliva and said, "I'm afraid I can't help but eat you." β
"Yo! Does the little brother still want to eat his sister? Slave, look at what is going on in your head. After speaking, he didn't see her move, so he stood in front of Liu Hao, reached out and grabbed the "little Zhicai" who he had just raised his head a little, and smiled at Liu Hao charmingly: "Little brother is not well-behaved, my sister will punish you." After speaking, her soft and boneless little hands gently rubbed up and down on Liu Hao's lower body.
Liu Hao's breathing immediately became a lot heavier: "My sister is not very well-behaved like this." β
She asked Liu Hao with a smile: "My sister is not well-behaved, does my brother want to punish my sister?" After saying that, he blew lightly in his ear.
It's sun! Liu Hao hurriedly took two steps back and arched his hand and said, "This girl doesn't know what to call me over?" Please also be explicit. β
Seeing Liu Hao's serious face, the woman pouted and said angrily: "It's really not fun, and I don't know how this girl Baguio fell in love with you." β
Well? What does this mean? Liu Hao asked softly, "Do you know Baguio?" Who are you? β
The woman sat cross-legged on the couch and motioned for Liu Hao to sit down as well. Then he said to him: "The slave family's surname is Gongsun, and he is good at dancing. In my early years, I did a period of teaching in the workshop, and at that time, they all studied with me in Baguio, and the slave family was strange and pitiful when they saw them, and they usually tried to take care of them as much as possible. A few years ago, the slave family was bored, so they went around to play, but after they came back, the people in the workshop said that they had been bought, and Baguio was also included in the house. β
Liu Hao listened to her words and couldn't help but say, "You are Aunt Gongsun?" β
She nodded, and then said angrily: "Where is the slave family old?" Don't call me aunt again. The slave family didn't want to hear it no matter what it meant, and called the slave family old. β
Wow day! It's really Aunt Gongsun, according to Du Fu's meaning, she should be in her thirties at this time, how can she look about the same size as Baguio? And sell germination, is this what people in their thirties do?
Liu Hao asked curiously, "How old is Lady Gongsun in Chinese New Year's Eve this year?" β
Who knew that as soon as she finished asking, she was like she had practiced Ling Bo micro-steps, and she stood in front of Liu Hao in the blink of an eye, holding his "Xiao Zhicai" tightly in her hand, gritting her teeth and saying, "Little brother, are you talking about trying again?" Is the slave like a man in his thirties? β
This time it was not gentle at all, Liu Hao hurriedly begged for mercy: "Sister, let go!" You're less than twenty lines this year, but you're also Baguio's master, so you can't be more steady? β
The goblin smiled: "What you mean by 'steady' is to be grasped steadily and strongly?" β
After saying that, she had a little more strength in her hands. Liu Hao was in pain, he raised his hand and pushed her to push her away, and in a hurry, Liu Hao's hands tightly held the two soft flesh on her chest, and he didn't expect it to look big, and Liu Hao's hand couldn't cover it at all, and then his two hands subconsciously tightened.
"You scoundrel, don't let it go. Baguio will be here later. Aunt Gongsun said urgently.
When he heard the word Baguio, Liu Hao involuntarily let go of his hand, who knew that this girl was holding Liu Hao's "Xiao Zhicai" and smiled proudly: "I didn't expect that the little brother was quite afraid of guilt, and he was deceived by the slave family." Now Baguio doesn't know the news of the slave family. Hee-heeγ»γ»γ»γ»γ»γ»"
Depend on! was tricked, Liu Hao immediately ignored her hand grabbing her lower body, dragged her over and held her in his arms, raised his hand and hit her buttocks fiercely: "It's fun, isn't it?" β
Her hand didn't know when she let go, her face was flushed in Liu Hao's arms, and every time he hit it, he subconsciously made a ** sound, and the ** bone-eroding sound almost made Liu Hao turn into a werewolf.
After a long time, Aunt Gongsun was still blushing, and her voice was a lot lower: "Little brother, my sister is joking with you, everyone in the teaching workshop has been telling me for the past two days that Baguio married a good Langjun, and the slave family came to take a look when they were curious, but I didn't expect to beat people as soon as they met, hum!" I'll complain to Baguio later! β
Liu Hao doesn't know if the activity of spanking a beautiful woman's ass will be addictive, anyway, every time he beats someone, he is refreshed. Seeing the grievances of Aunt Gongsun, Liu Hao said proudly: "My sister is not well-behaved, of course my brother has to be punished, and I have a clear reward and punishment." By the way, I happen to be short of a dance lesson here, so you might as well stay. β
Who knew that this girl twisted her face to the side with a "hum": "The slave family will not stay for you to fight every day, the slave family will be treated as a guest no matter where you go, who is like you, you will beat people as soon as you meet, and it still hurts, what do you say?" β
Liu Hao smiled: "Do you want to rub it for you?" β
"Get out! Baguio has a crush on you as a bad boy! β
Liu Hao found that he was very thick-skinned at this moment, so he leaned in with her and said, "Sister, how old are you?" You know what you don't say. After speaking, Liu Hao raised his slap.
"The slave family is thirty-one years old this year, and I'm afraid that in two years, they will be old and yellow, and no one wants it." Aunt Gongsun smiled miserably, looking very depressed.
Pretend, just pretend with me. Liu Hao sneered: "Say it as if you have someone to ask for it now." Which of the people around you isn't there to coax you to bed, am I right? β
Aunt Gongsun stopped talking at this time, and nodded as a tacit acquiescence. After a while, he said as if deprecating himself: "If it weren't for the luck of knowing Ziyang Immortal Chang in his early years and learning a light martial arts method, I'm afraid that he would have become someone else's forbidden body by now." β
This is the sorrow of ancient women, no matter how beautiful it is, it is just a man's plaything, think about the famous beauties in history, which one has a good end, or it will fall into the dust, or it will become someone else's plaything.
Liu Hao took out the imperial gold medal and comforted her and said, "If you stay, I can guarantee that no one in the entire Tang Dynasty will force you to do anything." β
Unexpectedly, she kindly comforted her, and this girl actually "spitted": "Who rarely stays, I'm afraid that I will be beaten by you all day long." Although she said this, Liu Hao still saw the emotion in her eyes, but she was spanked by Liu Hao just now, and her mouth was hard.
When Aunt Gongsun calmed down, Liu Hao took her to Baguio.
She wore a veil and followed Liu Hao to the backyard. Along the way, I was very curious about the high heels and cheongsam of the goblins in the heavens and the earth.
Liu Hao entered Baguio's room and saw Lilac and Baguio talking about something, Baguio was talking brightly, but Lilac was haggard. Liu Hao didn't think much about it, and when he got up, he saw the Arabic numerals written on the paper that taught Baguio that night.
Liu Hao couldn't help but admire, Baguio is really a smart girl, and he actually thought of using these numbers to keep accounts. If you think about it, it's a lot simpler and more clever than Chinese character notation. It's just that they don't know how to do arithmetic yet, and Baguio's writing is crooked, it seems that they have to teach it themselves, hehe!
Without waiting for Liu Hao to speak, Baguio and Lilac looked up and saw Aunt Gongsun behind him, and they were stunned for a moment and immediately screamed: "Wow! Sister Gongsun! What are you doing here? β