The autumn wind and autumn rain are sad, the rain is not heavy but it has been raining for a whole day and a night. In the courtyard of a second-entry mansion in Jiangdu City, there was a wail from time to time drifting in the wind and rain, so it was not desolate.

"Childe, you are stupid! How can you take the step of seeking death, the old man has just died, and you have embarked on this desperate road again, and the Lu family will never be able to survive from now on......"

The rain was still falling outside, and the cries continued......

In the house, an old man on the bed held a pair of legs with both hands and cried bitterly, crying so miserably.

It was the legs of a burly young man of about seventeen or eighteen years old, with his body standing upright above the bed, and a ribbon hanging from the roof beam around his neck.

Although the stupid boy is dead, it's not too late for you to put it down and cry again, what's the matter of hanging in the middle of the sky like this?

Actually, the thing is very simple, this son seems to be a little lacking in heart, to be precise, his brain is slower. In the past, when his father was alive, he had a marriage contract with the Fan family, a prominent family in this county. No, when the county lieutenant's father died, people saw that the Lu family was now only left with this stupid son, and he couldn't push his daughter into the fire pit anymore! So he proposed to repent of the marriage.

This kind of thing is normal, in the past, people looked at the power of his father as a county lieutenant, and adopted the method of joint marriage to increase the influence of his family in the local area. Now, the old man is gone, and the Lu family has no use value, so they have to tear up the marriage contract.

Dasha Bird doesn't think so, there was originally a mother-in-law but now there is no one, and he can't think about it for a while and walks on a desperate road.

Dasha Bird's father's surname is Lu, his name is Shen, and his character is Tong, he was originally a military general of the Chen Dynasty, and later a general of the Sui Dynasty, and the county lieutenant of this county, and he is also considered to be authoritative in the local area.

After the death of his mother-in-law, the old man originally planned to renew the room, but he was worried that his stupid son would be wronged, so he hesitated a little in his heart. After coming and going, it was delayed, and it was not easy for him to be a father and a mother for many years. After all, he was old, and he suddenly fell ill a while ago, and the old man left a stupid son with his life and returned to the west.

Lu Chang, the word is musical, is the big stupid bird that is still hanging in the middle of the sky and is dead.

This name is good, in fact, few people really know, Guy is born with a big thing, especially the bird is bigger than the average person, and people are slow to react, so everyone is used to calling him Dasha Bird, and his real name has long been forgotten.

In addition to his brain, the big foolish bird is not very smart, and he is not useless, at least he learned a skill from his father, and he immediately made a very good lance, a magic bow with a hundred shots and a hundred hits, plus a six-stone bow with infinite strength, and he has never met an opponent.

It's a pity, the big stupid bird

Although the Dasha bird is dead, there is actually a person who is not dead, and is still hanging in the middle of the sky waiting for the one who cools into jerky.

However, it seems that he is almost dying, or that he is striding towards death.

Coincidentally, just when the soul of the Dasha Bird was scattered, a soul that had crossed over from the afterlife took possession of the body of the Dasha Bird. The guy in this new report is named Mei Jun, and you will know what it is by listening to the name!

Mei Jun, when someone calls him by his name, what he really wants to express in his heart is Mildew Jun.

Some people also call him the US military.

Actually, after all, he is an unlucky egg.

This guy didn't choose a good major when he was in school, plus he was short and ugly, and he didn't want to be seen everywhere he went, and he was still working hard to make ends meet. In addition, the work experience after graduation is always changing, and he is the kind of character who is often kicked by his boss.

In short, this guy is very busy, people who are almost forty years old are always busy looking for jobs and being laid off, and he has done a lot of work in his life.

, maybe he was a fool in his previous life. No, not stupid at all, even with some shrewdness, just a little bit of memorization......

The last job before dying was to work for a female boss, probably looking at the female boss young and beautiful, and performing an old-fashioned story, what story? Heroes save the United States! put his own life on the line

Fate is an innate thing that can't be resisted.

Probably want to wear it first, work its muscles and bones, and then ...... Hang up......

No, the little back is still going on, and the guy is unlucky again

Isn't it great to cross over? A rope will kill you.

The problem is that he has a ribbon around his neck to bear the weight of his whole body, and that's not all, there are people holding his legs below, this force is not small, right?

So, this kid is not far from death

When Mei Jun opened his eyes, it was now a situation.

Murder! Paralyzed, suffocated me, who is murdering me?

When Mei Jun woke up, he immediately realized that the situation was not good, his neck was very tight, his legs were dragged down, and his chest was about to explode, and Mei Jun, who was shocked and angry, couldn't help but scold in his heart.

Sky!

How can you play with me like this?

Nima, the bad luck is not over yet......

I didn't care about why I just hung up, but now I was hanging in mid-air inexplicably, Mei Jun's ** desire to survive was very strong, and he tried to struggle. Did it work? No use drops! Without oxygen, I had no strength at all, and my arms were crispy and soft like noodles.

Mei Jun really wants to take a breath, there is a lot of air, but he doesn't have his share!

Let me breathe...... It's going to suffocate people......

He was so anxious above, and Uncle Lu, the old family member below, didn't know, he screamed one son after another in his mouth, and he cried so badly! Mei Jun's face turned purple, and the whole person was hung on the roof beam, and there was a person dragging him below, and the situation was getting worse and worse.

Which bastard is pulling my leg down, don't you know it's going to kill someone!

Let go, or else, hum

If anger can kill people, Uncle Lu below will definitely finish playing at this time, but it's a pity that it's useless. The bottom is still the same, holding on to the legs.

I'm going to die, do you really want to play with me?

What a cheat! Dead, alive, and dead, and dead, not so playful

Dad is dead, and I can't pit my dad anymore

Oh, probably not popular in this era, popular pits!

Mei Jun was extremely sad and indignant, and he was unwilling to die beckoning to him

If you can't breathe air, your lungs will explode, your consciousness will become more and more blurred, and you will see that your soul is about to return to heaven. Mei Jun sighed in his heart, it would be good if he could breathe at this time

Turtle breath gong? Oh yes, this thing doesn't need to breathe.

Hmph, even if it's a dying struggling, give it a try

A thought in Mei Jun's heart really worked, and he felt that there was really a trace of true qi flowing in his body, and the feeling of suffocation suddenly eased a lot.

Hey, there are not only doors but also windows, Mei Jun focused her energy on that true qi, feeling that it was running in her body.

This predecessor doesn't know how to breathe turtles, and neither does Mei Jun, where did he come from? It was probably the Century Crossing Administrator who discovered the anomaly, and finally got a Crossing God, who knew that such an unexpected situation would occur. How could his old family hold on to their son's legs?

Accident, absolutely accident!

It's about the performance of the Century Crossing Administrator, well, now it's time to help. It's nothing more than using a pinch cheat

Mei Jun, who was still breathing, was using the turtle breath gong to hang for his life, when he suddenly heard a knock on the door outside, and then heard a rush of footsteps, and a person ran into the room.

"Ah, Childe hanged himself"

Nima, here is another two hundred and five, isn't it obvious that the matter is clear, you should save people first, what are you shouting, let people let go and put me down first

Mei Jun couldn't cry or laugh a little, her heart was extremely sad and angry, and she struggled to open her eyes and look at the people who came in. Well, it's a little girl, and she looks pretty good, but it's a pity that she's a little young, if you're older, hehe

Paralyzed, it's all like this, this guy can't forget Yiyin.

No, what kind of clothes is she wearing? Your sister, a bit like the clothes of the ancients, don't you say?

Not wanting to be useless, Mei Jun winked at the little girl.

Hehe, when he is dying, he has to secretly send Qiubo

The little girl didn't look up at all, you said this is not in a hurry......

Ah, look up.

There was no response below, and the maid ignored it at all.

Mei Jun stared desperately and wanted to threaten the girl below, Mu was useful, and made this guy angry to death.

Mei Jun is in such a hurry! The heart said, the little girl, looking at the outfit, is probably the family's maid. Hmph, after Master Ben is rescued, you must strip off your little girl's clothes, what's wrong? Hmph, first cheap and then killed, then cheap and then killed, let you know that I am powerful!

Threat, the threat of the red fruit. Not to mention, it really worked. The little maid finally looked up and saw the guy hanging in the middle of the sky with his nose and glaring eyes.

"Uncle Lu, the son is not dead yet, hurry up and put him down"

The little girl heard Mei Jun's heart so cool!

Well, the little girl's film is not bad, the crime is halved, and she is only cheap and not killed.

It's long overdue, isn't it fun to hang people in mid-air?

When Uncle Lu heard this, he was excited, and his hand did not relax, but he pulled hard.

Uncle Lu was sad at first, and then heard that Gongzi was not dead, so he was excited and made a mistake or hurriedly dragged it for a while. It didn't matter if he dragged it, the buckle tied to the beam was actually broken.

Okay, this time, Mei Jun's huge body fell down in the air.

"Bang", the sound is so loud. Mei Jun is really unlucky!

What is it called? This is called capital sin, and the living sin can be forgiven, hehe.

Mei Jun was smashed to pieces, and with a "buzz" sound, his brain was filled with countless information, and Mei Jun, who was in pain, fainted on the spot.

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PS: Officially released on Monday