Chapter 18: Drink Poisoned Water!
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Liu Minghua looked at Su Dingfang and Lan'er, who were shocked, and said with a smile: "Two, you don't need to be so exaggerated, right?" Haven't I drunk it yet? ”
Su Dingfang hurriedly said: "Minghua, you must not try it, the water in the pool is highly poisonous, how can you drink it?" ”
"Poisonous?" Liu Minghua shook his head and said, "That's not necessarily!" ”
Lan'er hurriedly said: "Minghua, anyway, I don't allow you to try!" Lan'er is now grabbing Liu Minghua's arm, for fear that Liu Minghua will run away to drink the poisonous water.
Liu Minghua patted Lan'er helplessly and said, "Hey, don't worry." As far as I can guess, the water isn't actually poisonous! ”
Lan'er was surprised and said, "Non-toxic? Non-toxic will poison war horses? ”
Liu Minghua glared at Lan'er and said to Su Dingfang: "Big brother, how much salt do we eat?" ”
Su Dingfang sighed and said: "The food can still last for five days, and most of the salt, water, medicine and other things are lost when retreating......"
Liu Minghua smiled bitterly: "There is no way, when you escape, everyone can only bring life-saving food subconsciously, and will not bring other items." ”
Su Dingfang said embarrassedly: "Minghua, it's me who doesn't govern the army strictly." ”
Liu Minghua comforted: "Big brother, don't blame yourself, I know that you haven't been in charge of these soldiers for a long time." Besides, we have been chased by the steppe people many times, and it is good that everyone can not throw away the food. It's okay, isn't there no salt and water? Let's just go find it! I feel like all the salt and water we need is going to fall on that little pool. ”
Su Dingfang was surprised: "Huh? ...... in that little pool"
Liu Minghua nodded and said, "Maybe salt and water can be refined." Big brother, you have a few stoves set up by the small pool, and prepare a few pots. I'm going to get something ready and I'll get over later. ”
"Good!" Su Dingfang didn't talk nonsense and did it immediately. He really regards Liu Minghua as a god now, Liu Minghua can take water from the stone, why can't he take salt and water from the "poisonous water"?
Seeing Su Dingfang leaving, Liu Minghua whispered: "Lan'er, you are a woman, don't be so startled in the future, okay?" Also, there are some words that you can ask me separately, in front of General Su, how do you let me answer you? ”
"Oh, I...... Got it. "Lan'er's little heart is beating fast now! Liu Minghua treats her as "his own person" and Su Dingfang as an "outsider", how can Lan'er not be happy?
Seeing Lan'er, who was older than himself but extremely well-behaved, Liu Minghua whispered: "Lan'er, I guess that that small waterhole is really not poisonous." It could be salt water, which is brine. ”
Lan Er fainted: "Salt ...... Salt water? How was the war horse poisoned? ”
Liu Minghua explained: "Although people and war horses need salt, it is also in moderation. If people and war horses drink too much salt water, then the cells in the body will be damaged, and the end will be death! You don't need to understand what a cell is, you just need to understand that people and war horses can't drink too much salt water! ”
Lan'er looked at Liu Minghua and muttered, "I see? Then, refining salt and water in 'poisonous water' is not an immortal method? ”
Liu Minghua said angrily: "What do you think?" Didn't I say that? I'm not an immortal, and there is no immortal law in this world! ”
Lan'er blushed and whispered, "That...... Did you inform General Su of this truth? ”
Liu Minghua shook his head and said, "I can tell you a lot of things, but I can't tell others." I need to give General Su a sense of mystery now, so that General Su will be more combative! Let's go back and get some gauze and jugs, and make a mysterious thing, and then we'll go to the little pool. ”
Soon, the news that Liu Minghua, the "son of God descended from heaven", was ready to take salt and water from the "poisonous water" of the small waterhole, spread, and everyone swarmed around the small waterhole, waiting for a miracle to happen.
This news was deliberately spread by Su Dingfang. Now Su Dingfang believes in Liu Minghua very much, since Liu Minghua said that he can take salt and water from the small pool, then Liu Minghua will definitely be able to do it! This kind of good thing of showing Liu Minghua's immortal method and stimulating the morale of the army, of course, Su Dingfang must take advantage of it.
Liu Minghua returned to his camp, passed through several layers of guards, took his camouflage bag from Le'er's arms, and then began to look for something.
Now, Liu Minghua's military camouflage bag, except for Liu Minghua, only Lan'er and Le'er can be contacted, and Su Dingfang doesn't dare to touch it, let alone others.
"Hehe, I remember this high-strength plastic paper! It seems that the drinking water problem has been solved! Liu Minghua held a layer of transparent white bright plastic paper in his hand and said with a smile.
"Brother Minghua, what is this? Is it a thing to draw water? Le'er asked curiously.
"How do you get water?" Lan'er looked at this plastic paper and couldn't figure out how to use it to get water.
Liu Minghua said with a smile: "Two young ladies, whether this thing can take water will be known later!" ”
Next, Liu Minghua found the bamboo tube used to store items in the army, and after opening it, he covered the end of the bamboo tube with plastic paper. This layer of plastic paper is protected with several layers of gauze to avoid breakage.
Then Liu Minghua filled a thin layer of charcoal in the bamboo tube, found a branch slightly smaller than the diameter of the bamboo tube, tied sealed gauze and plastic paper at the front end of the branch, and then inserted the branch into the bamboo tube, and it was done!
Actually, this thing is a large, sealed syringe.
"It's weird!" Lan'er and Le'er didn't know what it was, but they knew it might be something magical enough to fetch water.
Liu Minghua proudly waved the bamboo tube and said, "Go!" Look at how I, the 'Son of God', draw water from the 'poisonous water'! ”
Lan'er asked, "Minghua, is this ...... Can only take water? Can't get salt? ”
Liu Minghua nodded and said, "Yes, in principle, this can take water." To extract salt, it is necessary to use the method of steaming, step by step. ”
Liu Minghua really hopes that the "poisonous water" contains a lot of salt now, otherwise it will be miserable! If you don't have anything to eat, you can eat bark, branches, leaves, and grass; If you don't have water, you can try to get water from the stone or get a little dew, and you can't drink your own urine; But what if there is no salt? If you don't eat salt for a long time, your body will collapse quickly, what kind of combat effectiveness can you talk about?
Liu Minghua carried his military camouflage bag on his back, and said to Lan'er as he walked: "Hey, if you eat salt, you have to drink water when you are thirsty, right?" But at present, we are short of water, and it seems that we should eat less salt and drink less water, right? ”
Lan'er nodded subconsciously and said, "It should be like this......"
Liu Minghua said again: "However, if you eat less salt, you can't eat it, if you eat less, everyone's body will be weak, how to escape?" So, it seems like a contradiction, doesn't it? Hehe, there are a lot of things in the world that contradict each other. ”
Lan'er was stunned: "Ah, so, if you want to solve this contradiction, you need a lot of salt and water?" ”
Liu Minghua laughed and said, "The answer is correct!" So, we need to have enough food, enough salt and enough water! ”
"Hey, this ...... How easy is it to say? Lan'er was worried about Liu Minghua.
"There is nothing difficult in the world, but I am afraid of those who have a heart! There is no difficulty that we can't solve! Liu Minghua let out a long roar and pulled Le'er to walk quickly. Lan'er looked at Liu Minghua's back for a while, and quickly followed.
Liu Minghua and the others soon came to the small waterhole.
At this moment, the edge of the small waterhole was already full of people.
Liu Minghua waved his hand to everyone, and walked to the waterhole from the open branch passage.
Squatted down and took a closer look at the turbid pool water, sniffed it with his nose, and then Liu Minghua actually stretched out his hand and submerged his index finger into the "poisonous water"!
"Minghua can't! This water is poisonous! Lan'er was really frightened when she saw Liu Minghua like this.
"It's fine!" Liu Minghua turned around and smiled at Lan'er, and then he actually made a move that made everyone's hearts beat - Liu Minghua took out his index finger from the "poisonous water", and then licked the "poisonous water" on his index finger with his tongue!
Hundreds ......of onlookers were stunned! This is the "poisonous water" that has poisoned dozens of war horses!
"Minghua, how can you try like this?" Lan'er couldn't care about being reserved, so she ran to Liu Minghua's side and grabbed him tightly to prevent Liu Minghua from making some stupid moves.
When Lan'er was shocked and everyone was worried, Liu Minghua suddenly laughed!
Clapping his hands, Liu Minghua said to the extremely anxious Lan'er: "What are you afraid of? I just licked a little with my tongue, and I didn't drink it violently, how could I be poisoned? Well, this water really contains a lot of salt, and it should be possible to refine salt! ”
"Really?" Lan'er was also overjoyed when she heard this! This proves that, according to Liu Minghua, two life-saving materials of "salt and water" can be extracted in the small pool!
Liu Minghua said: "Nine times out of ten, I haven't done it before, but my method is theoretically okay." Well, let's get water first. ”
Everyone didn't know why Liu Minghua was laughing, and they didn't know what Liu Minghua and Lan'er said, but everyone knew that Liu Minghua, the "son of God from heaven" who was not afraid of "poisonous water", was very likely to create a miracle again!
Next. Liu Minghua asked people to make a jar of water, then filtered it with gauze several times, and finally put it into the mysterious bamboo tube.
Liu Minghua carefully fixed the bamboo tube, and made a clean water bowl under the bamboo tube.
Everyone looked at the busy Liu Minghua in confusion, not knowing what Liu Minghua was going to do. Could it be that the "Son of God from Heaven" wants to use immortal magic to turn "poisonous water" into "holy water"? It's unlikely, right?
Liu Minghua is also a little nervous now, he took a deep breath, and then inserted the branch into the bamboo tube with a heavy face, slowly pushed the branch, and used the lever principle to press the "poisonous water" in the bamboo tube.
"Ah, out of the water! Can...... Why is this 'poisonous water' so clear? Everyone saw that after Liu Minghua squeezed hard, the "poisonous water" in the bamboo tube slowly came out and dripped into the water bowl. However, the water is crystal clear!
"This ......" Lan'er, Le'er, and Su Dingfang looked at the bowl of clear water, and they didn't know what to say in surprise.
"Wow ha, boy Minghua, thank you for the immortal method!" Liu Minghua stopped his movements, suddenly knelt down, raised the bowl of water above his head, and thanked God!
Seeing Liu Minghua, the "Son of God from Heaven and the First Divine Stick of the Tang Dynasty", knelt down to thank the heavens, everyone around them was stunned for a moment, and they all knelt down, learning Liu Minghua to shout "Thank you for the immortal law!" ”
At this moment, Liu Minghua once again made a movement that made everyone's hearts beat violently - he suddenly stood up and drank the bowl of clear "poisonous water"!
"Huh? This...... Drinking 'poisonous water'? When everyone saw Liu Minghua's feat of "bravely drinking poisonous water", they were all stunned!
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