Chapter 32: There are accidents
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It was very unexpected for Lu Da Fat and Li Tianzhi that Shang Wanzhen stayed in Chenghai City for one night, and there was no accident or abnormality, so that Lu Da Fat Man and Li Tianzhi took turns to squat outside Shang Wanzhi's room for a night, and they were blown by the wind and mosquitoes and did not dare to close their eyes all night, which was miserable. As a result, at the dawn of the day, the fat man Lu who insisted on his beliefs could still hold it, and a few of the fat men began to complain. So much so that when it was all dark, Li Tianzhi had just come over to inquire about it, and Xiao Erlang immediately complained to Li Tianzhi.
"I said, General Li, are you deliberately harming people?" Xiao Erlang smeared himself with mosquito repellent wine, and hummed: "This line is obviously protected by so many troops, and you and the young master still want us to keep watch here all night until dawn, wasting our strength in vain, and we are covered in bags with mosquito bites." You see, my arms are getting thicker. ”
"yes, yes, we've got bags on our arms." The three tigers of Guangzhou nodded together, and they were also very dissatisfied with the errand given by Li Tianzhi and Lu Da Fatzi.
"If you don't want to do it, you can do it." Li Tianzhi said with a smile: "As long as your young master says that he doesn't want to do it, I will no longer assign you the errand of protecting Xiao Gege." ”
As soon as they heard this, Xiao Erlang and Liu Zhen and the other dogs were all deflated - to make such a request to Lu Da Fat, Lu Da Fat had to lift a stick and whip them. Lu Da Fat, who was also stung all over his body, said to Li Tianzhi: "General Li, I don't think there was an accident last night, it doesn't mean that we are safe, the next few days are the key, we should be more careful." ”
"yes, I think so too." Li Tianzhi nodded, and said in a deep voice: "The impact of doing it in the city is too great, and some people can't escape the involvement, and it is dangerous outside the city, and after passing Chenghai City all the way to Zhao'an, there is no decent city on the road to provide us with accommodation and protection, we all have to sleep in the wild, and we have to be more careful during this period." ”
"Then don't hang on, let's go." Lu Da Fat Man urged: "Leave Chenghai immediately, hurry up the time, and strive to rush to Zhao'an before tomorrow, as long as we enter Fujian, we will be much easier." ”
Li Tianzhi nodded in agreement, and at that moment Li Tianzhi and Lu Da Fat joined forces to see Shang Wanyan, under the pretext that it was inconvenient to bother the people of Chenghai too much, and asked Shang Wanzhen to go on the road immediately, because the excuse was good, Shang Wanzhen, who didn't like to disturb the people everywhere like his brothers and sisters, naturally agreed. Li Tianzhi and Lu Da Fat Man did not hesitate anymore, immediately asked the team to pack up, and went to say goodbye to Fu Honglie and others together, Fu Honglie and others only symbolized the surname to retain a few words, and then agreed to Li Tianzhi and Lu Da Fatzi's request, and led the local officials of Chaozhou Mansion to send Shang Wanyan's team out of the Ten Mile Long Pavilion, and then waved goodbye to Lu Da Fat and his party.
"Master Fu, can the last general ask you for one thing?" Looking at the back of Shang Wan's team walking away, Yang Guotai quietly leaned into Fu Honglie's ear and whispered: "Since it is to create the illusion that Lu Fatzi will kill Shang Wanyan, then when it comes to doing it, Shang Kexi's little daughter, can you let the last general have a taste?" I didn't expect that Shang Kexi that old thing was old and ugly, and the daughter he gave birth to was so beautiful, and the last general was really itchy. ”
"If you want it, you can go on it, you can't afford to take advantage of others." Fu Honglie said with a low smile: "To be honest, I'm also quite itchy, if I have the opportunity, I have also thought about trying this fresh." ”
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Hurried out of Chenghai City, and hurried all the way north, until it was dark before stopping to rest a little, and then set off immediately before dawn, the horse and whip people stepped up, and went north to Fujian at full speed. In this way, the guards, soldiers and maids and servants who protected Shang Wanzhen were very angry, and the unscrupulous family members under Lu Da Fat were also full of headaches, and they all said that it was not an urgent matter, why should they be in such a hurry? Eager to go to Fujian to eat fish balls? And Li Tianzhi, who knew the inside story, and Lu Da Fatzi, who guessed the inside story on his own, couldn't say anything, so they could only stubbornly resist the complaints of their subordinates, and urged the team to go north.
Li Tianzhi and Lu Da Fat seem to have seriously overestimated the severity of the matter, from Chenghai to the most dangerous road of the water divide, Shang Wanxian's team did not have the slightest accident, not to mention that someone assassinated Shang Wanzhen, not even a small thief who blocked the road and robbed did not appear, and because of this, Li Tianzhi did not need to carry out Shang Zhixin's orders against his will, and the hidden insiders among Li Tianzhi's subordinates who received orders directly from Shang Zhixin did not do anything - after all, Shang Zhixin's real purpose is to use Shang Wanxian's murder to get rid of his younger brother Shang Zhixiao, and now Shang Zhixiao's people don't even have a ghost, so Shang Zhixin's people naturally have no reason to make things bigger.
After passing the water dividing pass between Guangdong and Fujian, the team officially stepped into Fujian, and after a little relaxation, Li Tianzhi let the tired team rest well in Zhao'an City for a night, but Lu Da Fat still refused to rest assured, and still carried the quilt to Shang Wan's house to lay on the floor, which naturally attracted Shang Wan's eyes. But fortunately, the little girl probably understood that the fat man Lu was thinking about her safety, so she finally didn't ask anyone to take the brazen fat man away.
In this way, the team finally entered the territory of Quanzhou, which was heavily guarded by the Fujian army, and it was getting farther and farther away from Chaozhou. There are two conclusions drawn, one is Shang Zhixin's intelligence error, Shang Zhixiao did not arrange any plan to assassinate Shang Wanzhen to take the opportunity to overthrow Shang Zhixin, and the other is that although Shang Zhixiao arranged this plan, because Li Tianzhi and Lu Da Fat were closely guarded, the killer arranged by Shang Zhixin could not find a chance, so he did not do it.
Although I don't know whether the two conclusions are right or not, Lu Da Fat and Li Tianzhi don't know whether they are right, but in any case, in the territory of Fujian that Geng Jimao currently controls, Lu Da Fat and Li Tianzhi no longer need to be as grass and trees as they are in Chaozhou, the speed of the team's march has slowed down, and the guards of Shang Wanzhen have also relaxed, and they even rest and play for a day in the city of Quanzhou Mansion with confidence and boldness, enjoying the supply of Zhang Zhongju, the prefect of Quanzhou. Only the fat man Lu was cautious and always entangled with Shang Wanzhen in the name of guarding, Shang Wanyan looked at him coldly and continued to turn a blind eye to the big fat man Lu.
After leaving Quanzhou Mansion, passing through Hui'an, and arriving in the northern part of Quanzhou, where there are eight mountains, one water and one field, the official road gradually became difficult to walk, and the speed of the procession became more and more slow, and it only walked more than 30 miles in a day. However, as the distance from Chaozhou is getting farther and farther, there has been no accident on the road, including the most suspicious Lu Da Fat Man has completely relaxed his vigilance, and the so-called protection action has completely become a pickle girl chasing a girl.
On the evening of October 26, because there was still a considerable distance from Putian, Li Tianzhi asked his team to find a flat grassland with water in the hilly basin early and stationed them to rest for the night. As soon as the team settled down, Lu Da Fatzi, who didn't have to worry about setting up camp to pay the tent, rushed to meet Shang Wanzhen with two grapefruits, and Shang Wanyan's sleeping tent had not yet been paid, Shang Wanyan had no choice but to reluctantly agree to meet with Lu Daxian Ling.
"County lord Niangniang, this is the Putian grapefruit that Xia Guan bought on the road." Lu Da Fat said with a kind smile on his face: "This kind of pomelo in Putian is very famous, called Wendan pomelo, also called honey pomelo, there are no pomelo seeds, sweet and sour is better than honey, compared with the pomelo in Guangdong, there is another flavor, please try the county lord's mother." ”
"I don't like to eat grapefruit." Shang Wanyan replied expressionlessly.
"County Lord, you can taste a little." Lu Da Fat Man refused to give up and said: "These two grapefruits are specially left for you by Xiaguan, otherwise, they would have been robbed by Xiaguan's gang of jackals and tigers." In order to eat an extra grapefruit, two little bastards fought. ”
Saying that, the big fat man Lu also asked Liu Zhen next to him to take a knife to break open the grapefruit, and personally peeled the grapefruit, ignoring the sneering eyes of the maids next to him, he handed the pomelo petal to Shang Wanxian, and urged: "County Lord Niangniang, you taste it, just taste it, and keep it if you like it." ”
Shang Wanyan couldn't resist the enthusiasm of the fat man Lu, so she had to taste a bite of Wendan pomelo, feeling that this kind of pomelo was indeed sweet and sour, tender and juicy, and she was quite happy in her heart, and said toughly: "Grapefruit is general, the taste can only be regarded as barely eating, but it is just a smell." ”
"Smelly? What stink? Lu Da Fat Zhang's second King Kong couldn't figure it out, and he tasted a mouthful of grapefruit, saying that he didn't taste any smell.
"When it passes through your hands, it stinks." Shang Wanyan threw a pair of hygienic eyeballs to the fat man Lu, stood up and led the snickering maid away.
"Fuck it!" The fat man Lu was furious, threw the grapefruit on the ground, stepped on it with both feet, and kicked the other intact sleeve out of the way, roaring in his heart: "Stinky girl, give you two points of color and open a dyeing workshop!" Isn't it great to be pretty? Kong Sizhen's bitch is much prettier than you, as long as Lao Tzu is willing, he can coax her into bed with a casual word! What are you? ”
"Young master, don't be angry." Xiao Erlang saw the bitterness in Lu Da Fat's chest, and came up and said cautiously: "Since she is so ruthless to you, why do you bother to stick your cold ass with a hot face?" Anyway, Young Master Feng, you are a well-known wanderer in Dali City, and the beautiful little daughter-in-law and little widow can't walk when she sees you, even if she doesn't succeed, the young master will become an official in the future, and it is not easy to find someone who is more beautiful than her. ”
"Yes, young master, the little county lord has too strange a temper, don't pay attention to her." Liu Zhen also came up to convince him, and pointed to the distance and said: "Young master, look, it's time to eat, I heard from the people in the room just now that tonight we are eating dried squid and roast meat dumplings enshrined in Hui'an County, as well as wine, let's go have a few drinks to relieve boredom." ”
"I'm not hungry, I don't want to eat yet." The fat man Lu, who was nesting the fire, waved his hand, strode to the edge of the creek and sat down. Here, Xiao Erlang and Liu Zhen and other four big dogs are very loyal to Lu Da Fat, afraid that Lu Da Fat will have any accidents, and they don't dare to let Lu Da Fat be alone, so they hurriedly followed, just let the other family members leave food for themselves and Lu Da Fat, and wait for Lu Da Fat to lose his anger before going to eat.
The smell of wine and food wafted in the air at night, and there was also the sound of soldiers drinking and guessing fists, but the fat man still had no appetite to eat dinner, and he was still sulking. It's not that Lu Da Fat Man's heart is so small that he really wants to be humiliated by Shang Wanzhen for so long, but that after Lu Da Fat Man was sulking for a while, he unconsciously remembered his current situation - Lu Da Fat Man himself was determined to expel the Tartars and oppose the Qing Dynasty and restore the Han Dynasty, but until now it is still a Qipin county order the size of a sesame mung bean, people are soft-spoken, and they are very passive in doing everything.
"Well, I don't know where the road is." I don't know how long it took, after sighing, the hungry Lu Da Fat Man stood up, looked at the soldiers who were having dinner in the distance, and then looked at the four loyal doglegs behind him, and said in a slow voice: "Let's go, I'm in a much better mood now." ”
"Yes, yes." Xiao Erlang agreed repeatedly, and reminded: "Young master, it's already dark, the road is not easy to walk, be careful of your step." Forget it, it's better for the little ones to help you. Saying that, Xiao Erlang really went to hug Lu Da Fat, Lu Da Fat Man smiled bitterly, and he went.
With a heavy heart, he led the four big dogs back to the camp, most of the soldiers in the camp had already finished dinner, only Li Tianzhi led a group of soldiers on duty in rotation who were still eating, and when he saw Lu Da Fat coming back, Li Tianzhi hurriedly greeted: "Lord Lu, why didn't you see you when you were eating just now?" Have you eaten, today's meal is good, come over and have a few drinks together. ”
"Okay." Lu Da Fat beat his spirit, showed a smile, and was about to step forward, but a soldier next to him shook his body and fell to the ground with a bang. Lu Da Fat Man was stunned and wondered, "What's wrong?" Is this guy drunk? ”
"Probably." Li Tianzhi casually agreed, and then ordered: "Come on, go and put that drunk back to the tent to sleep, if you dare to play drunk, throw him into the water to sober up." ”
"Pierce." A few soldiers who had already finished eating had the strength to agree, and they were about to take a few steps forward, but two soldiers fell to the ground and fell asleep, and the remaining two or three soldiers also swayed as if they were drunk, and then fell down one after another.
"What's wrong? How so? In this way, even Li Tianzhi, who has always been calm, couldn't help but be shocked and jumped up all of a sudden. But at this moment, the soldiers who had already eaten before next to them also began to fall one after another, and there were screams and falling to the ground everywhere, "Brother, what's wrong with you?" Drunk? ”
"General Li, don't eat it, it's poisonous in the wine and food!" The fat man Lu Da woke up for the first time, and hurriedly shouted, and then ran as soon as Xiao Erlang and Liu Zhen turned around, shouting as they ran, "Liu Xu, Shen Xin, you follow me, don't leave my side!" Weapons, get ready! Liu Xu and Shen Xin agreed, and drew their knives together and followed.
led the four dogs to the door of Shang Wanyan's tent in one breath, and sure enough, the guards at the door of the tent had already fallen to the ground and fell asleep. Lu Da Fat was not polite, he rushed directly into the tent and looked inside, and saw several of Shang Wanqin's personal maids sitting at the table eating, and Shang Wanzhen himself was sitting alone on the bed, holding a peeled and peeled grapefruit in his hand, eating with relish.
"Daring, who told you to break in?" Seeing that the big fat man Lu broke in, Shang Wanyan's face turned red, and she hurriedly hid the grapefruit that the big fat man Lu had given to him before, but was rejected by him and sent someone to quietly pick it up.
"County Lord, you haven't eaten, have you?" The big fat man Lu asked anxiously.
"I didn't ...... Didn't eat it. Shang Wanyan's face was even redder, her meal was very small and she was only vegetarian, eating a grapefruit sent by Lu Da Fat, she was basically full, so she naturally didn't need to eat. After blushing, Shang Wanyan quickly rolled her eyes, put on a cold appearance and asked, "Why are you asking this?" ”
"It's good if you haven't eaten it." The fat man Lu breathed a sigh of relief, rushed forward and picked up Shang Wanyan by the waist, so frightened that Shang Wanyan and the maids in the tent were screaming. Lu Da Fat didn't care about it, he carried Shang Wanyan on his shoulder, and then pulled his legs and rushed out, "Erlang, Liu Zhen, you guys are careful, the enemy is about to move, go find the horse!" ”
"Kill ——!" Almost at the same time, the camp was surrounded by murderous voices, and one after another men in black rushed out of the darkness, brandishing steel knives to pick and slash the soldiers who did not faint. Fortunately, because of Lu Da Fatzi's timely reminder, Li Tianzhi and a small number of soldiers who took turns to eat did not eat too much poison, and they were able to organize to resist the enemy attack, which gave Lu Da Fat and others an opportunity to escape in chaos.
"Kill! Kill the Tartars! Shouting slogans, the men in black rampaged through the camp, killing people everywhere and setting fires, and another team went straight to Shang Wanyan's tent. Lu Da Fat Man carried Shang Wanzhen to escape in the dark, fortunately, Shang Wanyan's weight was probably only one-third of Lu Da Fat's weight at most, and Lu Da Fat Man had no difficulty carrying her, so he quickly fled to the place where the war horses gathered.
"Quick, lead five horses, and kill the rest of the horses." Lu Da Fat threw Shang Wanyan into the saddle of a war horse, panting for orders.
"Kill all the rest of the horses?" Liu Zhen was a little confused.
"Stupid! Don't kill more horses, and leave them for the enemy to ride after us? The big fat man Lu jumped three feet high, and shouted: "Also, from now on, no one is allowed to come near us, including Li Tianzhi's soldiers and the guards of the little county lord, they are all unreliable!" ”