Chapter 123: Humiliation in front of the Poetry Society
[Today's first update! Yesterday, I was not satisfied, and I revised the new content, so please look back at it. 】
Li Shimin waved his hand to let the hundred horsemen withdraw, and then lowered his voice and said: "The Turks are my great enemies in the north of the Tang Dynasty, and it is not surprising that you can guess that it is the Turks." But how do you know that my Datang will win? ”
Liu Minghua pointed to the sun in the sky and said: "This sun is in the north, and the Turks in the north of the Lord are like the time when the sky is comparable to my Tang Dynasty, but if you are not in a hurry, you must rebel, and the Turks will be destroyed like the second false sun in the sky!" ”
"So?" Li Shimin looked at Liu Minghua with surprise and joy. You must know that as soon as he mastered the Tang Dynasty, Jieli Khan came. forced him to engage in the "Weishui Alliance"! In fact, it is the "alliance under the city". This is a great shame for the arrogant Li Shimin! Therefore, Li Shimin dreamed of destroying the Turks and destroying Jieli Khan! Although he was determined to conquer the Turks north, he really didn't have much confidence in his heart. Hearing Liu Minghua say this now, how could he not be surprised?
Liu Minghua nodded vigorously and said, "Minghua dares to fight with his life!" ”
"Good! Liu Minghua, then you will go with the army to the Turks! If you are talking nonsense today, then don't blame you for killing the Turks! If you can destroy the Turks, only rely on your good words today, and I will make you wait! To dare or not to dare? After Li Shimin finished speaking, he subconsciously grabbed Liu Minghua's collar. How much he hopes that what Liu Minghua said is true!
Seeing that Li Shimin suddenly grabbed Liu Minghua's collar, Lan'er and Le'er were shocked again. Empress Eldest Sun stretched out her hand to stop her daughter, signaling not to panic.
Liu Minghua said murderously: "Why don't you dare? The eldest husband should sacrifice his life for the country, so why die? ”
"Good! It is worthy of being the 'Son of God from Heaven'! I'm waiting for you to return triumphantly! Li Shimin patted Liu Minghua on the shoulder and laughed loudly. Liu Minghua was superb, commanding hundreds of people to break through the siege of the Turks, and thousands of people besieged it. Li Shimin was amazed by this! Therefore. He decided to let Liu Minghua go with the army to the Turks!
Liu Minghua is also proud now, and said in a loud voice: "The bright moon of the Han Dynasty and the Tang Dynasty." The Long March has not yet been returned. But let the Son of Heaven be in the army, and do not teach Humadu Helan! I, Liu Minghua, swear here - I will loyally assist Datang, let Datang conquer the world, and sweep the world! History will engrave this monument! Future generations will remember the great achievements of His Majesty and the Tang Dynasty! ”
"Okay, good Liu Minghua! Haha......" Li Shimin's blood was boiling at the moment, patting Liu Minghua's shoulder and looking up to the sky and smiling!
Liu Minghua was dazed, and suddenly pointed to the sun in the sky and said: "The world, can I dare to call the Tang Dynasty like the sun!" Only I, Datang, dare to call the center of the world! Other. Who would dare to fight me? Little Turks, not self-sufficient, dare? Perish! ”
As soon as Liu Minghua said this, Li Shimin followed Liu Minghua's finger and looked at the sun in the sky...... A miracle happened - a sun in the sky suddenly flickered, and then it broke in an instant!
"Ahh Look, it's only one day in the sky! "Everyone around was stunned!
"Hahaha, what a 'god son from heaven' Liu Minghua! What a 'son of heaven' Liu Minghua! God bless the Tang Dynasty! Li Shimin was stunned for a while, suddenly picked up Liu Minghua, and circled in the air like crazy. and then kept laughing, which shows how happy and excited Li Shimin is at this moment!
At this moment, Li Shimin officially recognized Liu Minghua's identity as "the son of heaven descending from heaven" and "the son of heaven"! At this moment, an incomparably wide door opened in front of Liu Minghua. Straight to the sky!
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Liu Minghua was lucky enough to pass the test and temporarily resolved the crisis.
However, after returning to Wenhua Pavilion, Liu Minghua, who was undecided, began to think about it behind closed doors.
A few days passed. Lan'er then ran out of the Poetry Club and came to Wenhua Pavilion. Look at Liu Minghua like this. He took her out to the monthly poetry competition.
Liu Minghua didn't like the clothes of this era very much, so he didn't spend money to buy good clothes before. Besides. At this time in the Tang Dynasty, there were also rules on what identity to wear and what clothes, so Liu Minghua didn't want to break this rule. Otherwise, if it is used by people with ulterior motives, it will also be very troublesome.
But Lan'er thinks that now Liu Minghua has basically been approved by her father, so what are you afraid of wearing a little luxurious clothes? Therefore, Lan'er is going to take Liu Minghua to the best place to sell clothes in Datang this time, and she wants to dress Liu Minghua up thoroughly.
Women are the ones who please themselves, and men are similar. Since Lan'er wants to be personable, of course Liu Minghua has to follow Lan'er's meaning.
"Minghua, this dress is really good-looking, you can try it." Lan'er took a long gown and gestured on Liu Minghua's body and said happily.
Liu Minghua said helplessly: "Lan'er, I said a long time ago, I don't want to dress too luxuriously, it's like acting!" You see I'm not very old now, so I should wear a normal dress. Dressed so luxuriously, how do you make me do things? You don't really want me to be the kind of young master who stretches out his hand to eat and open his mouth! ”
"You're an excuse! Sometimes it's a little more luxurious, so what's the point? Today is the Poetry Competition, and all the talented and beautiful people in Chang'an City will go there. Your clothes are just ordinary people's clothes, if you go to the poetry club with this one, it will make people laugh to death! Come on, try this outfit! Lan'er didn't give up.
Liu Minghua was speechless for a while, and then smiled bitterly: "Okay, then I'll try." ”
"Hurry up, then!" Lan'er excitedly pushed Liu Minghua into the fitting room, she really wanted to see what Liu Minghua would look like in these luxurious clothes!
"How's it going, okay?" Liu Minghua said with a smile after coming out. Although people rely on clothes and horses to rely on saddles, Liu Minghua thinks that he is so handsome, he actually looks good in anything.
Lan'er's eyes lit up and said, "Okay! Come on, try this one again! ”
Liu Minghua took the clothes in Lan'er's hand and had no choice but to continue to be a male model.
In this way, Liu Minghua wore a lot of clothes back and forth.
In the end, Liu Minghua said helplessly: "Okay, no Lan'er?" You've been tossing around for an hour, haven't you? ”
In the Tang Dynasty, the clothes were all long shirts, and it was really troublesome to take them off and take them off. At this moment, Liu Minghua is really sweating, and he misses the taste of air conditioning very much.
"Okay, I think these sets are good! Clothes so be! Lan Er smiled with a smile.
Liu Minghua breathed a sigh of relief and said, "It's finally done?" It's not easy! ”
"If you want to do a good job, you must first sharpen your tools! Dress up well at this time. You'll be killed at the poetry competition! Lan'er looked at the extremely chic Liu Minghua, and her heart was drunk.
The two of them were just about to leave. Just see two people coming in?
When that person saw Liu Minghua, he was stunned for a moment. Then he said in a strange manner: "Liu Minghua? It's really a narrow road! ”
Who is it? It turned out to be Pei Chengye!
"Minghua, Mo Li, let's go!" Lan'er pulled Liu Minghua and left. Li Shimin and Lan'er said that the Pei family is deeply rooted, so let Liu Minghua not fight with the Pei family first. Therefore, Lan'er didn't want to do much, so she wanted to go through the thirty-six plans.
"Ouch, where did Tian Shelang come from, and he can also come here to buy clothes? Ay. Isn't this Princess Li Lan'er? Princess, why did you find a Tian Shelang to face him? The woman beside Pei Chengye suddenly had a strange yin and yang aura.
Liu Minghua is dressed more casually today, and he really looks like a redneck who has just entered Chang'an City, which is what the Tang Dynasty called Tian Shelang. As for what a noodle is, everyone knows this. In the Tang Dynasty, many princesses would keep male lovers, and these lovers were called faces.
"The surname is Cui, believe it or not, Princess Ben slapped you?" Lan'er stopped, and wanted to step forward and reason with the woman. Lan'er. Although she is Li Shimin's daughter, she does not have the title of princess. Therefore, the children of some big families do not have much respect for Lan'er. Of course, he will not deliberately go against Lan'er.
Liu Minghua knew that the identity of this woman with Pei Chengye must be extraordinary. Otherwise, Qi is so mocking Lan'er? At the beginning of the Tang Dynasty, some big families were helpless even emperors. Therefore, Li Shimin later tried every means to get rid of these families, or eliminate the power of these families.
Liu Minghua didn't want Lan'er to be a shrew. So he grabbed Lan'er and said, "Lan'er, I didn't expect to hear dogs barking here?" Let's go. We don't have time to beat dogs. ”
Lan'er heard Liu Minghua say this. laughed, and then was pulled out of the door by Liu Minghua.
"You...... You call me a dog? You are! You ......" the woman was furious.
Pei Chengye pulled her for a moment, and then gloated: "Liu Minghua, I heard that His Majesty almost killed you today?" Hey, that's a delight! Cousin, cousin is happy today, buy you clothes to ......"
After Pei Chengye finished speaking, he pulled the woman inside.
Liu Minghua pulled Lan'er and asked her not to be impulsive, and then said: "The Pei family is quite powerful now, let's take a step back at this moment." But the Pei family actually wanted to put me to death? Hmph, if people don't offend me, I won't offend anyone, but if people offend me, I will offend people! Wait, Pei Lin is dead! ”
Lan'er nodded and said, "Well, I believe you have a way to deal with the Pei family!" Let's go, let's pick up someone and go to the poetry club together. ”
"Oh, male or female?" Liu Minghua asked suddenly. After I asked it, I felt a little inappropriate.
"Oh, man. And with my childhood sweetheart, I was in the same bed as a child. Lan'er laughed.
Liu Minghua rolled his eyes and didn't speak.
"What? Angry? Lan'er said.
Liu Minghua said: "Angry? No, it won't. I still have confidants like Yang Nayun and Xiaojiao, aren't you also angry? ”
"Minghua, are you deliberately angry with me?" Lan'er gritted her teeth.
"Well, I didn't mean to! Is it intentional? ”
"You...... I'm! ”
"Hey, Princess Li Lan'er, this is Suzaku Street, you want to make trouble, and wait for the lonely men and widows in the dead of night."
Liu Minghua and Lan'er fought along the way, and soon arrived at Lan'er's "childhood sweetheart" friend.
"Sun Xiaoniang, come up quickly." Lan'er was in the carriage and said to a girl who was looking around and looking fat too much.
"Ah, Lan'er, why are you here? I've been waiting for a long time. Sun Xiaoniang said as she got into the car. Then Liu Minghua felt that the carriage was shaking, and Liu Minghua sighed that the weight of this fat girl was really spectacular.
"Ah, there's anyone else in the car? Or a man? Lan'er, who is he? Sun Xiaoniang got into the carriage and saw Liu Minghua.
Liu Minghua said: "Hello." ”
Sun Xiaoniang looked at Liu Minghua's smile, and also smiled and said, "Okay, you...... What's your name? ”
"Liu Minghua."
"Liu Minghua? So what is the relationship between you and Lan'er? ”
"Me? It's Lan'er...... Cousin. Liu Minghua said with a smile.
"Cousin? When did Lan'er have a cousin like you? Sun Xiaoniang's eyes widened and she looked puzzled.
"I'm really her cousin." Liu Minghua saw that Sun Xiaoniang was funny, and continued to joke.
"Oh. It must be your kind of brother! Lan'er, where have you arrived? Sun Xiaoniang smiled meaningfully.
Lan'er said angrily: "Sun Xiaoniang." What gibberish? Shut up. ”
"Ah, annoyed? You're a princess. How could you share a ride with a man who has nothing to do with you? Sun Xiaoniang smiled.
"Okay, Sun Xiaoniang, what you say we are, that's what we are!" Lan'er smiled.
"Huh? What is said to be what? You really found a husband? Sun Xiaoniang looked at Lan'er with her small eyes open in shock, and then shifted her gaze to Liu Minghua, pouting: "Although Lan'er doesn't have the title of princess, she is also a princess, what is your identity?" I don't think you're worthy of Lan'er! ”
Belch! Liu Minghua was embarrassed for a while. This Sun Xiaoniang is really tough? If you hit people like this, you will come with your mouth open?
"Sun Xiaoniang. What nonsense are you talking about? Lan'er said angrily. She was afraid that Liu Minghua would be angry, so she was unceremonious to Sun Xiaoniang. This Sun Xiaoniang can't talk more than a brain. Even if she is telling the truth, don't tell it in front of Liu Minghua. Besides, where is Liu Minghua not worthy of himself?
"You're right." Liu Minghua smiled. "I know I'm not worthy of Lan'er, so Lan'er took the initiative to pursue me, isn't Lan'er?" Liu Minghua's last sentence was full of confidence and domineering.
If Sun Xiaoniang hadn't been sitting in the car, she would have fallen! She was stunned for a moment and laughed: "Haha, you are really cheeky, thicker than mine!" I like it though. You're more fun, although you're worse and can't be worthy of Lan'er for the time being, but you're much better than those sons who are full of lies and benevolence. When they were talking to Lan'er. All of them are like gentlemen, and I hate them when I look at them. Sun Xiaoniang patted Liu Minghua on the shoulder familiarly, looking very intimate.
"Sun Xiaoniang, don't seduce Liu Minghua." Lan'er threatened.
Liu Minghua smiled: "I also call you Sun Xiaoniang." Sun Xiaoniang. What I just said is true. ”
"What really?" Sun Xiaoniang is a little strange.
"It's really Lan'er pursuing me." After Liu Minghua finished speaking, he slapped Lan'er on the thigh. Lan'er's body trembled, and she turned her head sideways and gritted her teeth at Liu Minghua.
"Wouldn't it? Lan Er...... How, exactly? Sun Xiaoniang felt that this was very strange.
"Alright, alright. Minghua, do you have to be difficult for me? I confess that I made a personal promise to you! Are you satisfied? Lan'er puffed up.
"Oh my God. I'm so dizzy! "Sun Xiaoniang is crazy.
"Haha......" Liu Minghua and Lan'er laughed together.
Next, Lan'er took Liu Minghua to do the hairstyle of the Tang Dynasty again. Before. Liu Minghua's hair was not carefully combed.
After that, Liu Minghua took a shower and changed into new clothes.
When Sun Xiaoniang saw Liu Minghua in a long robe, her mouth couldn't close: "God, Lan'er, this is Liu Minghua?" Minghua, you are so worthy of Lan'er. ”
Liu Minghua rolled his eyes and said: "It is said that women are fickle, and it is true." ”
Lan'er said proudly: "How? Can I have poor vision? Let's go, go to the poetry club! ”
It didn't take long for Liu Minghua and others to come to a beautiful manor, which was the place where the poetry competition was held.
Standing at the door of the Poetry Club, looking at the luxurious carriages that kept coming over and the young ladies who came in and out, Liu Minghua was really full of emotion! I didn't think that there would be such a high-level party in the Tang Dynasty? At this time, Lan'er and Sun Xiaoniang went to verify their identities. This place is not something that can be entered casually.
Suddenly, a woman stood in front of Liu Minghua, she looked at it carefully, and then said disdainfully: "It's you?" You think I won't recognize you when I change my clothes? What is this place? Are you a noodle head, qualified to come? ”
Liu Minghua looked back in surprise, and then said: It turned out to be you? When did the world of dogs become so powerful? By the way, did you run over on four legs, or in a carriage on two wheels? Liu Minghua smiled sweetly. There was a crazy woman standing in front of him, and next to the woman stood Pei Chengye. It turned out that this woman was the woman who was selling clothes in the clothing store and sarcastically mocked Liu Minghua as Tian Shelang.
The woman is very beautiful, but her face is a little distorted because of her anger, and this distortion is very weird! Liu Minghua scolded her twice for being a dog? It drove her crazy! She really wanted to point at Liu Minghua's nose and scold at the door of the Poetry Club! But she looked around at the curious sons and ladies and gave up again. She is a lady, how can a lady scold her?
It's just that Pei Chengye made a move! He arrogantly pointed at Liu Minghua's nose and scolded: "Liu Minghua, what are you?" Don't think it's great to rely on Lan'er! I sue you - there is not a single ordinary man who comes to the Poetry Society! Even a face like you, Tian Shelang is also qualified to come? ”
Liu Minghua clasped his hands on his shoulders and said coldly: "I don't think this is a Longtan Tiger's Den, can't you come?" Do you think you're superior? If you go where you can, others can't? ”
Everyone in China likes to watch the excitement very much. Seeing someone arguing, it didn't take long for a lot of people to gather around the door. They don't know what's going on here, but there's something to see, and they naturally won't miss it.
Wuhou, who was in charge of maintaining order, also came over. This is the Poetry Society, and no one dares to go wild here.
The woman next to Pei Chengye became active again at this time, and he pointed to Liu Minghua and said to the people around him: "What kind of place will the poetry be?" He's just a face, a Tian Shelang! What qualifications does he have to come in? Wuhou, you have to check his identity, he must be unqualified, you have to drive him out! ”
The onlookers were not familiar with the situation, they looked at Liu Minghua and felt that Liu Minghua was not Tian Shelang? On the contrary, it is more than enough for him to be a face head with a personable demeanor, but it is still debatable whether Liu Minghua is the face head or not.
"I'm sorry Childe, do you have an invitation to the Poetry Club?" Wu Hou had to ask at this time. There are more and more people at the door, and if it goes on like this, it will not be good for Saishi.
Liu Minghua shrugged and said, "No! ”
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