The Jiangdong warship slowly leaned to the dock of Xiangyang City, Sun Shangxiang, as the third young master of Jiangdong, has the most noble status, so she walked in the front, but the people of the Gongsun family knew that she was just a disguise, and the real thing in this group of people was Zhou Gongjin, an iceberg beauty who walked behind Sun Shangxiang and had an expressionless face. As for Lu Su, Zhang Zhao, Huang Gai, and Zu Mao, they are obviously here to make soy sauce.

The person in charge of greeting on the dock was Gongsun Yue, the second head of the Gongsun family, and behind her stood a large number of civil and military generals such as Sun Yu and Zhuge Liang, but the soft girl did not come. This is the exquisiteness of the exchanges between countries, if the person who comes is Sun Jian, the soft girl must be present to greet her, but the person who comes is only Sun Shangxiang, so the soft girl can't come even if she wants to, otherwise there will be a taste of self-destruction in it.

Gongsun Yue is a big vinegar jar, and has always been unhappy with the women around Sun Yu, thinking that Jiangdong has been using means to make Sun Shangxiang and Sun Yusheng rice cook, she is a little dissatisfied, so she made a bad choice when she came to receive her, and the civil and military generals who came to greet her were all Loli-level. There are Xiao Zhao Yun, Xiao Chen Zhi, Xiao Xu Zhu, Tai Shici, Xiao Xu Shu, Xiao Pang Tong, Xiao Ma Tan, Xiao Huang Xu, Xiao Sima Hui...... Except for herself and Sun Yu, none of them are mature girls.

The two sides saluted each other according to national etiquette, and the Jiangdong girls saw the Gongsun Army Loli who came to greet them, and the sweat flowed down.

Zhang Zhao's mouth was the fastest, and she snorted and said, "Your country is really full of talents, such a young girl can preside over the affairs of welcoming foreign guests." ”

Gongsun Yue also snorted and said: "They are important ministers in my Gongsun army, if you are not convinced, you can compete with them in things such as military skills, military skills, and military skills, and see if you can win." ”

Zhang Zhao's mouth immediately closed, what are you kidding, competing with this group of monsters? Doesn't that make you feel uncomfortable?

Although Zhang Zhao closed his mouth, Xiao Zhao Yun and Xiao Chen's immature voices rang out at the same time: "What is a heavy minister?" Can you eat it? ”

Xiao Huang Xu immediately said: "The heavy minister should refer to a very heavy minister, if it is very heavy, it must be very fat, there is no such person in our Gongsun army, and the dead Changsha Taishou Han Xuan should be regarded as a heavy minister." ”

So that's the case, and the other Loli showed admiring expressions at the same time and said, "Xiao Shu understands the most." ”

Zhang Zhao: "......"

No, I can't talk to these outrageous guys, I will be stupid by them, Zhang Zhao broke out in a cold sweat. She tilted her head and saw the little tiger Xu Yu walking beside her, dressed in tiger skin clothes very cute, and the pointed ears on the little tiger's head were raised.

Zhang Zhao stretched out his hand and pointed at Xu Yu, and said to Gongsun Yue very seriously: "Okay, I recognize that they are all powerful officials, but when your officials come to welcome foreign envoys, is it unseemly to wear such clothes?" ”

Gongsun Yue shrugged his shoulders and didn't explain, but the little tiger heard it, she "bluffed" in front of Zhang Zhao, raised her furry paws, and said seriously: "You are mistaken, this is not clothes, it is my skin, I am a little tiger, my name is Xu Yu." ”

"!" Zhang Zhao said angrily: "You are clearly a person, if you are a tiger, I am a sika deer." ”

"Huh? You're actually a sika deer? The little tiger was shocked, hugged the tiger's head with both paws and took ten steps back, and screamed: "Oh my God, I am an unqualified tiger, I actually recognized your sika deer as a human ......"

Hmph, you just pretend, Zhang Zhao shook his head disdainfully, and then Xiao Ma Jian came over, she gently patted the little tiger's back to show comfort, and then sneered at Zhang Zhao: "Don't think that if you disguise yourself as a person, no one will know you, I have 800,000 sika deer at home, and they all look like you, so I can see at a glance that you are a sika deer." ”

Zhang Zhao didn't know that Ma Jian was bragging, and he was immediately furious, this little girl actually sarcastically mocked me for looking like 800,000 sika deer, how can this be reasonable! No, I'm an adult, I can't be like a child, she forced her anger.

She snorted angrily and said to Gongsun Yue: "This group of important ministers of your Gongsun Army, hum...... Maybe it's powerful, but the brain is really not very useful, and at first glance it's short-sighted. ”

When Xiao Pang Tong heard this, his face suddenly turned gloomy, and he cried: "I know that I am stupid, even the people in Jiangdong know it...... Woo......"

Xiao Pang cried in unison, and Zhuge Liang, who was protecting his shortness, was suddenly furious: "Zhang Zhao, why are you talking?" Do you think you're very knowledgeable? You'd like to come up with a question to test me! From astronomy and geography to astrological divination, there is nothing I can't answer. ”

Zhang Zhao is a face-saving person, how can he not accept this kind of challenge, not to mention that if he wins Zhuge Liang, Jiangdong will have more face, and it will be beneficial to their actions, she sneered and said: "Then I will choose the easiest question in the world to test you, the easiest!" ”

She pondered for a while, thinking about the most difficult problem she had ever encountered in her life, and it didn't take long for her to think of it, not long ago, she also encountered a big problem, but fortunately, she was in a hurry at the time, and confused this problem, and now she is just using this problem to test Zhuge Liang.

So Zhang Zhao wanted to ask: "Do you know how to identify a virgin?" But if Zhuge Liang also came up with an answer that seemed to be reliable but was actually unreliable, wouldn't she be very faceless?

That's going to have to be a harder one!

Zhang Zhao thought about it carefully, and asked a question that he didn't even know the answer to: "When men and women do that, are men more comfortable, or women are more comfortable?" ”

Si, this question suddenly made all the people around gasp, and even Sun Yu broke out in a cold sweat...... It's too hard, isn't that? Where is the standard answer?

Sure enough, the erudite Zhuge Liang was stunned by the question, although she was a female hooligan and dared to say anything, but the difficulty of this question was really beyond the times.

Sun Yu saw that she couldn't answer, so he was a little worried, if Zhuge Liang couldn't answer this question, he would lose the face of the Gongsun family, and now the Jiangdong girls are all working hard to gain the upper hand.

He sighed slightly, remembering a famous joke in later generations, so he hurriedly ordered nm01: "Go and tell Zhuge Liang to pick your nostrils with your fingers, is it comfortable for your fingers or your nostrils?" ”

Zhuge Liang was fluting when he suddenly heard a small voice in his ear, and he said the words of picking his fingers and nostrils.

Her whole body was shocked, and she glanced at Sun Yu with incredible eyes...... You're a man, are you really a bit level? Not only can you communicate in such a magical way, but also have such a shameless answer. Forget it, I'll talk to you later, since I have already got the answer from you, I'll solve Zhang Zhao first.

Zhuge Liang snorted and sneered, and said to Zhang Zhao: "It's very simple, I'll make a move for you, and you'll understand." After finishing speaking, Zhuge Liang stretched out an index finger, inserted it into his nostrils and dug it twice, and sneered: "Do you understand? ”

Zhang Zhaodaqi: "What do you mean by this action?" I don't understand! ”

Zhuge Liang snorted and laughed: "Men and women doing that thing are like picking their nostrils with their fingers, do you say that the fingers are comfortable, or the nostrils are comfortable?" ”

Zhang Zhao was shocked and subconsciously replied: "Of course it's the nostrils......"

Fluttering, there was a sound of vomiting blood everywhere, the Jiangdong girl fell to the ground in a daze, and even Gongsun Yue felt that her blood was a little uncomfortable, and she almost collapsed to the ground. What a cold old joke...... It's so cold! But this is an old joke in later generations, and it is definitely ahead of its time in the Three Kingdoms era, which shocked a group of girls dumbfounded.

Zhang Zhao screamed in his heart, it turns out that when men and women do that, women will be very comfortable, woo, the last time I was found to be true, I fell into the incense, and I didn't know anything, it's a pity.

Huang Gai and Zu Mao glanced at each other, and the two hurriedly followed Zhang Zhao and walked forward, and after walking for a short while, Huang Gai and Zu Mao quietly asked Zhang Zhao: "Master Zhang, is it really that women are more comfortable?" What did we do last time, we were in the incense, and we didn't know anything, so I really wanted to know the standard answer. ”

Hearing the question of the two, Zhang Zhao was depressed to death, but she was unwilling to lose face in front of these innocent girls in Jiangdong, she has always been known for her knowledge, although she wanted to cry without tears when asked this question, but she still had to pretend to be authoritative and talk nonsense: "Of course women are more comfortable than men, last time you all fainted, but I didn't faint, I was so comfortable that I was about to cry." ”

"Then why do women resist when men rape women?" Huang Gai and Zu Mao asked curiously, "We thought it would hurt to do that, so we had to resist?" ”

"Well...... this" Zhang Zhao broke out in a cold sweat, and she hurriedly asked Zhuge Liang: "Since women are more comfortable, why do women resist when men rape women?" ”

Zhuge Liang was flustered again, but the words of nm01 immediately came from her ears again.

Zhuge Liang read the words passed by Sun Yu silently first, remembered them to death, and then replied in a tone: "Aren't you talking nonsense? You are walking down the street well, and suddenly someone you don't know comes out and wants to help you pick your nose, can you not resist? ”

Zhang Zhao, Huang Gai, and Zu Mao suddenly realized and bowed together.

At this time, Gongsun Yue said loudly: "Please invite the Jiangdong envoys to the banquet hall for a banquet, and we will pick up the wind and wash the dust for the Jiangdong friends." ”

Hearing this, Zhang Zhao was not good at entangling Zhuge Liang again, and the Jiangdong girl and Gongsun Jun's greeting team walked towards the banquet hall together.

"By the way, Lord Zhang Zhao, you ...... Pregnant with a child? Huang Gai asked in a low voice, "It's been a few months since we did that with Xunzhen, but unfortunately my stomach hasn't changed at all...... Woo, it seems that I didn't get pregnant last time, and I really want a dark golden daughter. ”

Zu Mao nodded desperately beside him and said, "Me too...... I wasn't pregnant either, alas! I now wonder if Xunzhen was intimate with us at that time...... How do I feel that my body is not wrong at all? ”

Huang Gai also said in a low voice: "I also have this suspicion, I really want to find a mother-in-law to test it, but I'm a little embarrassed." ”

When Zhang Zhao heard this, he immediately snorted and said, "Your direction is wrong, men and women don't rely on doing that to conceive children." ”

"What's that for?" Huang Gai and Zu Mao asked urgently.

Zhang Zhao said in a low voice: "When I was a child, I asked my mother, and she said that after a man and a woman get married, there will be an eagle with a child to send ......."

Huang Gai: "......"

Zu Mao: "......"

Zhang Zhao added: "It is said that there are ...... picked up on the side of the road."

Huang Gai: "......"

Zu Mao: "......"

This time, Huang Gai and Zu Mao were not deceived by Zhang Zhao's foolery again, because Zhang Zhao was too unreliable. The two thought to themselves: Forget it, don't ask Zhang Zhao about this, she is obviously talking nonsense. Let's not think nonsense, how can a child be so easy to conceive? Some couples can't conceive children for decades, we only did it once with Xunzhen, and it's normal to not get pregnant, as long as you can kidnap him back to Jiangdong this time, hehehe...... Opportunities are always available.

Huang Gai and Zu Mao sighed, and the two exchanged in a low voice: "If you succeed in tricking Xunzhen into taking the medicine for three days this time, we will take advantage of him to fall asleep during those three days...... Hey, hey, hey...... Maybe you'll get pregnant. ”

Zhang Zhao hurriedly stretched out his hand and shushed: "Softly, you can't say anything about this here, even if you go back to Jiangdong, you can't say it, if the third young master hears that we are going to steal her man, she won't be angry?" ”

Huang Gai and Zu Mao were really frightened.

At this time, the banquet hall arrived, and the soft girl was waiting in the hall for the Koto envoys. Although she can't go to the pier to greet her, she will not insult the national dignity by holding a banquet. When the Jiangdong girls heard that the head of the Gongsun family was waiting inside, they quickly straightened their appearance and walked in with their feet raised.

I saw the soft girl sitting on the first seat, with a silver armor and white cloak, a plump figure, a heroic posture, a generous and generous figure, and a soft and gentle one, it was really a good lady's demeanor.

Iceberg beauty Zhou Gongjin This is the first time she has seen a soft girl, and when she saw it, she was suddenly a little ashamed of herself: No wonder this woman can find true love and respect, just her appearance compares me to me, I am afraid that only Jiangdong Erqiao can compare with her. Alas, this beauty trick is really difficult, no, I have to have confidence, Xunzhen wrote me a letter, the letter said that if you miss me, I will have a chance to capture his heart and trick him into drinking the medicine of Yu Ji Lao Immortal.

Everyone entered the table, each with a ghost for a while, of course, the Jiangdong girls could not be bad as soon as they arrived in Xiangyang, according to the usual practice to play for a few days, so that the people of Gongsun Jun relaxed their vigilance, so everyone picked up the wine glass, ate and drank.

Sun Yu sat next to the soft girl and picked up the wine glass for a moment.

But he soon couldn't sit still, only to see the eyes of the Jiangdong girls looking at him, full of rich feelings, Sun Shangxiang's eyes were full of admiration, the eyes of the iceberg beauty were a kind of love that wanted to talk, Zhang Zhaohuang and Gai Zumao were red-eyed, a picture of I want to eat you...... Tut! Sun Yu suddenly discovered that it was really hard to be the only capable man in the world.

(To be continued)