Chapter 209: Catching Rats
Follow Yoshitsuka Hawkdog to the sixth floor, which is a residential area, and the doors of the same color and material make it feel like every room here is the same. Only those who have actually entered each room know that the layout inside is completely different. Take the house where the ordinary officials live and the house where the generals live, there is a world of difference between the two, the house where the generals live does not seem to be strange on the outside, but when you open the door, the space inside is very spacious, and the room is divided into four rooms, kitchen, bedroom, living room, study, and the layout of each room is comparable to the pattern of the house where ordinary officials live.
When he came to the door of a room, Yoshitsuka Eagle Dog didn't knock on the door, so he pushed the door directly and entered, and he didn't see Yoshitsuka Yuo himself in the room, and Yoshitsuka Eagle Dog was also stunned, muttering to himself: "Wasn't it still in the house just now?" Why did you disappear after a while, where did you go? ”
Zhang Dongbei said: "Uncle is not here, did the misunderstanding downstairs just now attract his attention, and he went downstairs?" ”
Yoshitsuka Hawkdog waved his hand and said, "No, my father is not a person who will personally inspect this little thing." ”
Zhang Dongbei was very unimpressed, and the gun rang out at the door of the headquarters, if this kind of thing is a trivial matter, then what is a big matter? Is it a big deal that the aircraft cannon blew up this flying building?
Yoshitsuka searched around the house, but still didn't find Yoshitsuka, so he shouted, "Father, where are you, father?" ”
When the Yoshitsuka Eagle Dog was looking for it in the house, Zhang Dongbei also checked it casually in the house, because there was a Yoshitsuka Eagle Dog by his side, Zhang Dongbei could only pretend to look around casually. However, he didn't notice that Yoshitsuka was in the room. I secretly wondered in my heart: Yuo Yoshitsuka is clearly not here, what is he still called here? Wouldn't a big living person go out of the house for a while?
But just when Zhang Dongbei was about to despise the Yoshitsuka Eagle Dog in his heart, a voice suddenly came from the direction of the bedroom: "Dog, am I here?" ”
Hearing the voice, Zhang Dongbei followed the voice. I glanced at the bedroom at random just now, there was no one there at all, but now there was a voice from there, which made Zhang Dongbei a little curious, could it be that there was a secret door in that bedroom? But the next scene that caught his eye made him forward all the words that he had come up with to despise Yoshitsuka Taka to his father, Yuo Yoshizuka. Because Zhang Dongbei found that Yuo Yoshitsuka actually crawled out from under the bed.
No wonder Yoshitsuka Hawkdog firmly believed that his father would be in the house, it turned out that Yoshitsuka Yuo was such a greedy and afraid of death, just a few gunshots, and even let him go directly under the bed. It's really a knowing father.
Yoshitsuka Eagle Dog saw that his father was crawling out from under the bed with difficulty, and hurriedly ran over to help.
"Uncle, what are you doing under the bed?" Zhang Dongbei also walked over and deliberately asked Yuo Yoshitsuka, who had just crawled out from under the bed.
Yuo Yoshitsuka's face turned embarrassed and said: "Just now I was preparing a meal in the house, and suddenly I found a big mouse, so I caught the mouse, but I didn't expect the mouse to escape from the kitchen and get under the bed in the bedroom, so I went under the bed to catch it." ”
Zhang Dongbei nodded and said suddenly: "Oh, it turned out to catch mice." To tell you the truth, the rat thing is really hateful, you said that if you didn't find the big mouse, and then the big mouse pulled a few grains of rat feces in any dish, then the uncle would have worked hard all morning. ”
"Yes, yes, yes! That's what I thought, there is an old Chinese saying that a grain of mouse droppings can spoil a pot of soup, and I am the one who spoiled the meal I prepared for your nephew, so I wanted to catch it. Yuo Yoshitsuka looked at Zhang Dongbei as if he was looking at his lover, his eyes were full of fire, he felt that he could deceive Zhang Dongbei with such a casual lie, this feeling was simply wonderful. He likes nothing more than to talk to those dumb people who can't tell the difference between tigers and mice, because then he thinks he's amazing.
But the next sentence from Zhang Dongbei directly made Yoshitsuka Yuo depressed. I only heard Zhang Dongbei ask: "Then the uncle got under the bed and caught that damn mouse?" ”
Yoshitsuka was speechless for a moment, because he suddenly realized that Zhang Dongbei didn't actually believe his words at all, but was just following his words and entertaining him. Yoshitsuka suddenly felt a wave of anger in his heart, but he couldn't attack, at least not now, because he couldn't afford to offend the young man in front of him at this moment, so he could only suppress the fire in his heart.
Maybe it was because he saw that Yoshitsuka didn't speak for a long time, and thought that his father's mind was stuck, and Yoshitsuka wanted to lie for his father, so he said to Zhang Dongbei: "That damn mouse is too cunning, and it disappeared after getting under the bed, and my father didn't catch it." ”
Zhang Dongbei glanced at the Yoshitsuka Eagle Dog in surprise, and said in surprise: "Brother Eagle Dog, how do you know if your uncle has caught a mouse?" You were in the house with me, not under the top of the bed, so how do you know what's going on under the bed? ”
Yoshitsuka thought for a moment and said, "When I pulled my father out just now, I found that there was no mouse in his hand, so I knew that the mouse must have escaped. ”
Zhang Dongbei suddenly realized: "Oh! I see. But brother, I have one more question. ”
Yoshitsuka didn't know whether he thought his answer was perfect and was complacent or because of the reflex of the surname, so he just asked directly: "What question, you say." ”
Zhang Dongbei deliberately put on a puzzled look, and then asked Yoshitsuka Eagle Dog: "But Brother Shi, you just said that the mouse is very cunning, how do you know that the mouse is very cunning?" You can see the animal's original surname, this is a big skill, can the world brother teach me? ”
As soon as Zhang Dongbei said this, he directly stunned Yoshitsuka Eagle Dog, stood there for a long time speechless, and involuntarily looked at Yoshitsuka Yuo, only to see Yoshitsuka Yuo with a black face at the moment, and thought that his answer was wrong, and he didn't dare to say anything more.
Zhang Dongbei also noticed Yoshitsuka's displeased expression, but he didn't have time to pay attention to the stupid donkey, and asked Yoshitsuka Eagle Dog: "Could it be that the food cooked by Uncle is delicious, and that mouse often comes to steal the food cooked by Uncle, and you haven't caught it several times, so you know that it is very cunning?" ”
Yoshitsuka thought to himself, this statement is good, and this lie should be able to be fulfilled, so he nodded and said, "Yes, yes, yes!" The nasty rat had been here several times, and every time it ran under the bed, and each time it disappeared, presumably familiar with the area, so my father didn't catch it. ”
Zhang Dongbei smiled meaningfully: "Oh, I see. But it's funny in my heart: these two fathers and sons are simply the best in the world, and the straw bales are speechless. can make up such a lie, this son is the best in straw bags, and he was tricked by himself for a long time without noticing.
Seeing that Zhang Dongdong's smile was full of mockery, Yuo Yoshitsuka finally couldn't bear it anymore, and tried his best to make his voice appear calm: "Okay, don't talk about the rat anymore, Taro, you sit down for a while, I'll continue to cook, and we can eat after a while." With that, he walked into the kitchen with a gloomy face.
Seeing that Yuo Kuzuka's shoulders kept shaking because of anger, the corners of his mouth turned up, and he let out a subtle sneer.