Chapter 308: Aunts and sisters
The tedious canonization ceremony was finally over, Yang Lin held a bunch of holy decrees that couldn't distinguish the content at all and his son hurriedly ran out of the palace, he felt that the palace was not a place for people, everyone looked at them with a little strange eyes, and the women were okay, that was because they were handsome, but the men also looked at you with a pair of squinting eyes, and they were constipated, I am not a.
Human-powered five-wheeled car, I haven't sat in it for a long time, a family of three happily sat in it and watched the street scene of Chang'an, as if the colder the winter, the more lively the street was.
"Son, have you missed your father during this time!" Yang Lin hugged his son's round face and kissed him fiercely and asked, his eyes couldn't help but look at Bai Zhihan's chest who was holding her arm at her side, lactation, that product is big, and it is said that Xiao Beisheng is newly married, because Yang Lin, who has been pregnant and abstinent for almost a year because his two wives have been pregnant, he really can't hold back his feet at the moment.
"Yes." Yang Tianyang's round eyes rolled wildly, and he didn't know what he was thinking.
"Where did you think about it?"
Yang Lin just asked, but he didn't want Yang Tianyang to immediately point to his ass and say, "Butt think." ”
"Oh my stupid son, how can a fart think about people! He only farts, isn't he going to stink! ”
"Giggles, he's really thinking about it, you've only been away from home for two or three months, and his little ass has been beaten by his mother several times." Without waiting for Yang Tianyang to say a two, five or six, Bai Zhihan replied for him with a giggle on the side.
"Why, such a cute little guy she also gave her hands, is it her own?" Yang Lin was stunned for a moment, Yang Tianyang came out of his mother's womb and Yang Lin didn't ask anyone to spank him once, of course, Yang Tianyang is not big now.
"Of course it's my own! But compared to her three biological sisters, it's much worse, and those three girls are still in a mood at home today! What do you say that the queen of the Tang Dynasty is only one of their mothers, and they will not go to worship that wild woman, but it makes me angry, but unfortunately my sister is all the way with them, not only does not punish them, but also protects them. Wang Xiyue is a good sister from her art troupe, she naturally does not allow others to insult her, seeing Bai Zhihan's pouting and feigned anger is very cute, Yang Lin quickly kissed her on the lips, which made Bai Zhihan blush for a while.
"Well, kiss, kiss."
Murdered in front of his son, his son quit, and he also clamored to kiss, Yang Lin had to give his son another kiss, who knew that the little guy avoided one side of his face, and shouted: "Well, aunt kiss, aunt kiss・・・・・・"
"Get out, you want to kiss your own daughter-in-law, my daughter-in-law is the only one I can kiss." Yang Lin was not happy, looking at the two fathers and sons laughing, Bai Zhihan felt extremely happy.
"Well, I want my aunt to kiss me, I want my aunt to kiss me・・・・・・" Yang Tianyang continued to make noise, Yang Lin looked helpless, this little guy shouldn't be a pervert! So, the two fathers and sons argued on the five-wheeled bicycle about the ownership of Bai Zhihan. Yang Tianyang thinks that Bai Zhihan is his aunt and has the right to kiss, Yang Lin thinks that Bai Zhihan is his wife, and he has the exclusive right to kiss, in the end, no one can convince anyone, Yang Lin had to slap him and pretend to beat his ass, which let him know why his son thinks about himself with his ass, it turns out that once Yang Tianyang was spanked during this time, he began to think that his father would never let others beat his ass when he was there, so as soon as he was spanked, he thought of Yanglin's father, Who knew that this guy would spank himself as soon as he came back.
The people of Chang'an, especially the Han people in Chang'an City, have a face that is not bullied, because they are confident, since the defeat of Tubo, even more so, these two Asian giants finally divided a victory, the ending is very gratifying, Songtsen Gampo is very sad, Yanglin's manpower five-wheeled vehicle has not yet gone out of the city, the streets have begun to spread the news that Li Shimin will canonize Songtsan Gampo as the commander of the horse, and the whole territory of Tubo will be included in the Tang Dynasty, and I don't know which princess will be so unlucky.
The first semester of the junior high school of Chang'an Academy has ended, although Yang Lin, as the chief tutor, has only given them an enlightenment class, but it has not stopped them from completing their studies to the letter, returning from the palace to the Furong Garden, they will definitely pass by the gate of Chang'an Academy, an old pedant looks like he smells the whereabouts of Yang Lin, and happened to squeeze into Yang Lin's car at the gate of the academy.
"Hey old fellow, don't you see me having fun! Why is it so blind. "Seeing the people, Yang Lin has some impulses to escape, and a low-level scientific madman talks day and night about some of the mathematics, physics and chemistry knowledge that Yang Lin was tired of listening to in junior high and high school, it is a very painful thing, yes, the Tianshen appeared in the field of vision of the people of Chang'an, the guy who had been the first to see the Tianshen on his own mountain was very angry, for the information of the Tianshen, even if it was the first time to take off, the people of Chang'an City were eager to take it out and study it well, Who called Chang'an City now has more than 5,000 junior high school students! For the Tianshen, they have begun to seem to understand whether they understand it or not, and the degree of acceptance is faster than when Yanglin put folk music and pop music in the Tang Dynasty more than ten years ago.
"Tell me honestly, what's going on with the Celestial spaceship, such a bombardment invention, and how I still don't know anything about it as your teacher." Yang Lin failed to knock Gu Yue Daowen out of the car, but was grabbed by someone and pressed into the car by the shirt on his chest, no way, without wearing the Iron Man suit, he was not Gu Yue Daowen's opponent.
Yang Lin thought for a while, Yang Tianyang looked at Gu Yue Daowen with the eyes of the original master, and he thought that the master was a bully for a long time.
"Well, you know, I invented electricity many years ago, and through electrolysis, I produced many kinds of gases, one of which I call helium, which is lighter than air, I made an air bag to pack these electrolyzed helium, and the air bag can float in the sky, and the rest of the things are simpler, just like tank fighting vehicles and steel armoured ships, in the cabin of the airbag hanging, I installed a few steam thrusters, isn't this a spaceship that can fly in the sky." Yang Lin explained the flight principle of the Tianshen as simply as possible, and Gu Yue Daowen suddenly realized.
"It's that simple, it's so simple, why didn't I think of it! Do you have anything else to teach as a teacher, disciple? Gu Yue Daowen figured out the trick, and a sense of pleasure from body and mind to body emanated, shaking Yang Lin's shoulders and continuing.
"Well, with your ingenuity, do I have anything to teach?" Yang Lin asked angrily.
Who knows that Gu Yue Daowen looked very useful and said: "That's right, in fact, if you don't say it, I can quickly know the mystery, in the past few days, I have found more than one way to make people fly, such as using hot air, hot gas is also a light gas than ordinary air, Kong Ming Lantern is to use the principle of hot gas to fly into the sky, if I can make a large enough airbag to store hot gas, I can also fly to the sky with a big boat, plus a steam thruster, this can create a hot air spaceship." ”
"That's right, it's perfectly doable, I said you were smarter than I am, so why bother asking me! It's better to go back to the academy and prove your talents to the students! Well, I haven't been home for a few months, and I have to see my wife and children first! Yang Lin was very speechless, and could only muttered in his heart: Zhuge Liang, an emotional person, invented the Kong Ming lantern hundreds of years ago, and you now know that heat is lighter than air! If you have figured out this truth, you would have been able to ascend to heaven a long time ago, pay attention, it is not flying, it is ascending to heaven, there is no precise calculation, and those who dare to run rashly to the sky, especially those who are afraid to run to the sky first, are basically looking for the rhythm of death.
Gu Yue Daowen jumped off the five-wheeled car and walked away, he could finally show off in front of tens of thousands of students in Chang'an Academy, no, he felt the need to do a field experiment to open the eyes of the students, so he gave up the helium, which was more difficult to master, and directly used hot gas.
It was already dusk when he returned to the Horse Mansion, and the whole family of thousands of people held a small welcome ceremony in front of the door, according to the regulations of the Tang Dynasty, Yang Lin was the general who went out to fight, and the flag was erected at the door, and now he returned victoriously, and the flag was replaced by the triumphant flag, anyway, Yang Lin didn't care about these, but a few children in the Horse Mansion were honored, and they clapped their hands vigorously, and they didn't know whether it was good to win the battle, or the flag-raising ceremony was not too serious to be fun.
Since Li Zhi began to salute, and then there were three aunts, Chengyang was about eleven years old, Jinyang was less than ten years old, and Xincheng was even younger than eight years old, as the saying goes, an aunt is half a wife, but Yanglin saw that they didn't see their wives at all, more like seeing the creditor's enemy.
"Brother-in-law, did you kneel to that woman in the palace?"
"Uh, you're talking about the woman?"
"It's that woman in the Western Regions, I heard that he is still a member of your art troupe, and said, did you ask her to seduce her father?"
"Wronged! What good is it for me to tell her to seduce your father! The good thing is that in turn I will be made to kneel to her? "Yanglin is depressed, children are love and hate, they now agree that it is because Li Shimin went to the Western Regions, which is the cause of a series of accidents in the royal family, and the culprit who seduced Li Shimin to the Western Regions is the current queen Wang Xiyue, for the things that the children have identified, I am afraid that it will be difficult for the cow to pull back, I have to say that it is wise for Li Shimin to put these girls in Yanglin Mansion for foster care, which has to save him a lot of heart! But the headache is Yang Lin himself.
"Ha, you're really kneeling, soft bones." Although Princess Li Mingda of Jinyang is more than a year old, her figure is the youngest of the three daughters, God made her born weak but also gave her another compensation, the little girl's facial features are very exquisite, and she looks smart and clever. (To be continued.) )