503, Zhuge Liang Erqi Zhou Yu [1/2]
I went to my relatives today, and I set up an automatic update, and it will be automatically updated in the next few days-
Early the next morning, the autumn sun shone down through the clouds, neither hot nor cold, warm.
Zhang Zhao was the first to wake up, although she was the one who inhaled the most incense, but she woke up the earliest, it is estimated that her physique has the highest resistance to incense.
When Zhang Zhao woke up, her mind was still in the moment before she fell into a coma, and what she was thinking at that time was: Wouldn't this white smoke also be an aphrodisiac?
So the first thought she had when she woke up was: Oh no, I smoked a lot of aphrodisiacs last night, so ...... What happened next?
Zhang Zhao hurriedly roared and looked at himself, it was broken! Her gorgeous clothes were torn into strips, revealing white skin everywhere.
Poor Zhang Zhao was so frightened that he almost jumped up, wouldn't it, could it be that I was so scared by Sun Yu? She looked down and found that there was some faint blood stains on her dirty pants, even on the inner thighs...... Although Zhang Zhao is blind to the affairs of men and women, she often pretends to be the eldest sister in front of the Jiangdong girls, so she desperately understands some relevant knowledge, and knows that women are going to bleed! Seeing the blood stains on the inner thigh, Zhang Zhao's first reaction was: It's over, I'm really scared of Sun Yu.
"Ahh Zhang Zhao let out a desperate scream, which went straight to Yunxiao, waking up all the sleeping girls in the cabin.
Huang Gai, Zu Mao, Gu Yong, Han Dang...... A large group of girls rubbed their eyes and crawled up with sleepy eyes.
Huang Gai also muttered dissatisfiedly: "Why are you screaming so loudly early in the morning?" Disturbing dreams......" Then Huang Gai found that his clothes were also torn one by one, and there were some blood stains on his pants and inner thighs.
"Ahh
So a second scream came out of Huang Gai's mouth, and then Zu Mao also began to scream.
The other girls were startled when they saw the appearance of the three of them, they quickly touched the clothes on their bodies, and found that there was nothing abnormal, so they breathed a sigh of relief, and thought: Sun Yu ooxxed Zhang Zhao, Huang Gai, and Zu Mao in a row last night, and it is estimated that they are unable to do it, so they let us go.
After half a ring, Han Dang reacted, and she said angrily: "Sun Yu, this guy is so disagreeable, he actually took advantage of our fascination and insulted Lord Zhang, General Huang and General Zu, no, we must ask the Gongsun family for justice in this matter." ”
"No way!" Gu Yong hurriedly stopped: "This matter is our plot against Sun Yu first, if the truth of this matter is announced, what do people in the world think of us Jiangdong?" ”
"That'...... The three sisters were insulted by that Sun Yu in vain? Han Dang was so depressed that he couldn't do it.
Gu Yong sighed and said, "It seems that it can only be like this." After she said this, she suddenly glanced at the three girls who were still screaming, and lowered her voice and said to Han Dang: "Don't look at the three of them pretending to be miserable, maybe you are secretly happy in your heart, you can have an affair with an excellent man like Sun Xunzhen overnight, and you don't have to worry about the notoriety of robbing the three young masters, the three of them don't know how happy they are...... If you don't get it, you can get a dark golden daughter. ”
When Han Dang heard this, he was stunned for a while, and said in a big sweat: "Oh, Sun Xunzhen, this bastard, why did she choose the three of them?" Is my Han Dang bad? Why didn't you choose me? I hate it! ”
Gu Yong really guessed correctly.
Huang Gai and Zu Mao are so happy in their hearts! actually made a mistake, and successfully talked to Sun Yu about it, if he gave birth to a dark golden daughter, alas, even if it is not dark gold like Sun Dou, he is satisfied with having a golden color.
The two glanced at each other, and they both saw through each other's eyes that they had the same thoughts. But this kind of secret joy can't be said, otherwise it will be too embarrassing for a woman.
Huang Gai pretended to flatten his mouth, sighed, and pretended: "I just lost the first time for such an inexplicable reason, woo...... I don't even know what it tastes like to be intimate with a man, I'm not reconciled. ”
Zu Mao also nodded, and said depressedly: "I don't feel it at all, I don't feel any pain in my lower body, I see a little blood on my thigh, I heard my mother say that a woman's first time hurts, why don't I feel it at all?" ”
Both of them were a little blind, and they were embarrassed to ask others about this, and finally the two saw Zhang Zhao standing next to him in a daze, and thought: Isn't Master Zhang the most knowledgeable about the relationship between men and women? She even understands the difficulty of telling whether a man is finished, so let's ask her. She is in the same situation as us, and it is not ashamed to ask her.
Huang Gai and Zu Mao came to Zhang Zhao's side and asked in a low voice, "Lord Zhang, how did you feel last night?" ”
How else can it feel? I don't know anything. Zhang Zhao rolled her eyes, a blush flashed on her delicate face, she just wanted to say that she didn't know, but suddenly she said: "No, I usually act as the boss in the eyes of the girls, pretending to know everything, if I don't know anything, wouldn't I be ridiculed by them?" ”
Zhang Zhao raised his head stiffly at Huang Gai and Zu Mao, and snorted: "It's not just about men and women, I feel very normal, I'm tired of it for a long time." ”
When Huang Gai and Zu Mao saw her confident look, they immediately admired her and thought to themselves: What the two of us don't understand, Master Zhang Zhao is actually tired of it, Dacai, hurry up and ask her.
Zu Mao said with a bitter face: "Lord Zhang, last night...... I passed out, so I didn't feel the most important moment of my life very well, and when I woke up in the morning, I didn't feel anything, my lower body didn't hurt at all, I just bled a little...... I don't understand, Lord Zhang has a few words, right? Can I conceive a baby like this? ”
When Zhang Zhao heard this, he thought to himself: I am the same as you, I fainted and didn't know anything, and I didn't feel any pain when I woke up, it seems that ...... Legend has it that the first time a woman will be in pain, it is simply misinformation, and it is true that it does not hurt at all.
Zhang Zhao thought about what he said, so he sneered: "It won't hurt in the first place, and those who say that it will hurt for the first time are fools." As for whether you can conceive a child, there is no certainty, and it is not possible to conceive after making out with a man once, you have to make love a few more times, and the chance of getting pregnant is great. ”
Huang Gai interjected from the side: "Master Zhang, I also fainted last night, and I don't know what it's like to do that with a man, you said." ”
"Humph!" Zhang Zhao snorted arrogantly and said: "Stupid, I actually fainted at this time, I was awake the whole time, and I never fainted, so ...... I know the whole process. ”
"Wow!" Huang Gai and Zu Mao were impressed, and hurriedly said in unison: "How did you do it?" ”
Zhang Zhaoqiao's face was slightly red, she was now on Liangshan, and she couldn't talk nonsense if she didn't want to. So he coughed dryly and began to talk nonsense: "At that time, Sun Yu took off his clothes, and when I looked at it, I revealed that thing......"
"What does that thing look like?" Huang Gai and Zu Mao asked innocently.
"Ahem!" Zhang Zhao was blind this time, and continued to talk nonsense: "That thing is shaped like a rolling pin, one foot long and five inches ......thick."
"Isn't it? So big? Huang Gai and Zu Mao were shocked.
"If it's not so big, how can it make you bleed?" Zhang Zhao snorted, "Don't interrupt me...... Are you still listening? ”
"Listen, of course." Huang Gai and Zu Mao nodded stupidly, thinking: No wonder we bleed, it turns out that the man's thing is so big, but ...... How do you usually hide such a big thing in your trousers?
Zhang Zhao didn't wait for the two stupid people to react, opened her mouth and began to talk nonsense, this nonsense was all she saw from some messy side door yellow books, and heard Huang Gai and Zu Mao constantly wiping sweat ...... - the boat was lively, but the iceberg beauty hid in her tent, quietly licking the wounds on her soul.
She didn't fall asleep all night, thinking about the relationship between herself and Sun Yu over and over again, which was really a thousand thoughts and unspeakable distress.
At this time, a maid came in and reported: "Governor, Zhuge Liang asks to see." ”
The iceberg beauty snorted coldly: "No! ”
The maid said in a low voice: "Zhuge Liang said that she knows that you don't want to see her, but what she wants to say is related to last night." ”
Something to do with last night? The iceberg beauty couldn't disappear now, so she had to coldly order: "Call her in." ”
After a while, Zhuge Liang, who was wearing a Taoist robe and was small, walked in slowly, and the maid knew that the two bigwigs had something important to discuss, so they hurriedly retreated, and drove all the guards around the camp out of the camp half a mile away.
The iceberg beauty said coldly: "Zhuge Liang, you want to be angry with me, right?" Last night, you took advantage of all the advantages, and I was humiliated enough, and no matter what you say, I won't be more angry. ”
"Oh, really?" Zhuge Liang smiled and said: "I actually came to tell you that you used your body to take care of other girls last night, this spirit is very worthy of my admiration, but ...... You were busy in vain, even if you didn't go at that time, Xunzhen wouldn't do anything to them. ”
"What?" The iceberg beauty trembled in her heart, did Zhuge Liang mean that even if I didn't let Sun Yu do anything to me, he wouldn't do anything to the sisters? How is this possible? This sentence must have lied to me.
The iceberg beauty said calmly: "You don't talk nonsense here, when I rushed over, Xunzhen had already insulted Zhang Zhao, Huang Gai, and Zu Mao, if I went one step late, the consequences would be unimaginable." ”
"Haha, you're concerned about it." Zhuge Liang said with a smile: "Think about it carefully, when you arrived, did you really wear clothes or not?" ”
"Dressed, of course." The iceberg beauty felt a slight feeling in her heart, as if something she hadn't expected.
Zhuge Liang Thief smiled: "Think about it carefully, if a man insults three women in a row, and then plans to attack the fourth woman, should he be wearing clothes or no clothes?" ”
Iceberg Beauty: "......"
Zhuge Liang shrugged his shoulders and said, "Xun Zhen didn't attack any woman at all, he just tore the clothes of Zhang Zhao and the three of them, pricked his finger and wiped some blood on their thighs...... It's as simple as that. As for you, it was you who took the initiative to ask for truth and make love to you, but it wasn't for truth-seeking! ”
The face of the iceberg beauty suddenly changed greatly, a burst of red, a burst of white, a burst of blue, she was not a fool, on the contrary, her intelligence could be regarded as a top level, and it only took three blinks of her eyes for her to figure out what the whole thing had happened.
At that time, Sun Yu's original words were: "I have only done three ...... I also want to find other girls to vent my anger."
The word "do" in this sentence can be understood as ooxx or prank, and the word "venting fire" can be understood as lust or anger. As for how to understand it, it's the iceberg beauty's own problem, she misunderstood the meaning, who can blame her?
After careful reasoning, it is clear that at that time, she really sent it to the door by herself to ask Sun Yu ooxx herself.
The iceberg beauty snorted and screamed in her heart: I'm angry with me!
The churning blood gushed up from her heart, and a mouthful of blood spurted out of her throat!
(To be continued)