Chapter 81: The Wine Releases
Once you open your mouth, it's hard to close, especially if you're in a happy mood and someone next to you is courteously persuading. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ γ The commander of the Xiao cavalry guard in the info camp tent finally couldn't help but take the first sip of wine, and Li Jiang seized the opportunity and hurriedly persuaded him to drink one after another. This Commander Zhao thought to himself, "With such a small wine cup, it doesn't hurt to drink a few more cups." Besides, I ate a lot of meat today, and it was really greasy, so it would be good to drink a few cups to relieve the oil. "I did three or four cups in a row, and the line of defense in my heart was to retreat again and again.
Sometimes, a big bowl of persuasion often scares people away, and if it is persuaded little by little, they end up drinking more. So if you meet someone who advises you to drink at the wine table, and only pour a drop of wine at a time to persuade you to drink, then be careful, this person is definitely an old fritter. As soon as you open your mouth and drink the first drop, there will be two, three, four, five, six follow. If someone takes a glass (generally a full glass of liquor will not exceed three or three wines) to persuade you to drink, then don't be afraid, this person is a real person. According to his own amount, take a sip or a drink, and the person will not be persuaded again. A veteran in the wine field, if he encounters a person who persuades him to drink and only pours a drop of wine to persuade him, he generally decisively refuses.
The experiences I mentioned above are all good under normal circumstances, and there is a situation where no means work, and you can only rely on the amount of alcohol you have to fight. In this case, you are forced to go to a banquet with the leader, and the table is full of officials who are bigger than you. I've encountered this kind of thing, those big-bellied leaders are all massive, and I'm not an opponent at all.
Below, Han and Qian saw that Li had already torn apart, and took advantage of this opening to quickly persuade the other generals of the cavalry guard to drink. The generals of the Xiao Cavalry Guard have long been hungry for this wine, and they have eaten a stomach full of meat until now, and they all want to drink two sips to relieve their greasy, but they are afraid of the strict military law, so no one dares to pick this head. Although they didn't dare to take the wine, they all glared at Commander Zhao, who was drinking wine one cup after another with sad eyes.
This Zhao commanded a few cups of belly, and he had already opened his mouth, and his mouth was not so tight. Besides, the people who went to the banquet were all their old subordinates, how could they just drink and drink happily, and not let them drink a little too, you have to take into account the mood of your subordinates. In the end, the commander finally nodded and said: "Today's Weibei Battalion is very gracious, and it is indeed worth celebrating to be able to receive a militaristic weapon like 'Explosive Arrow'." You can make an exception to drink some wine, but you can't drink too much, so as not to make a mistake, if anyone is drunk and misses a big thing, don't blame my military law! Given that he himself has been drinking, the latter few words can be regarded as fart and simply ignored. All in all, it's finally time to drink with an open heart!
As soon as he finished saying this, the atmosphere in the tent suddenly rushed to the top, and everyone came and went, drinking cup after cup. After a few glasses of wine, it didn't take long for some people to dislike such a small cup and drink it without enjoyment, and shouted for a big bowl. Mr. Han immediately shouted, "No! Never! Today's drinking is an exception, if you change the big bowl, you will definitely get drunk and make a mistake. You are here today on the orders of the military, so don't drink too much! "I just feel sorry for my wine, can I tell you the truth.
"What the general said is that only small cups are allowed to drink today, and no one is allowed to change large bowls! lest you get drunk and make mistakes. The commander of the cavalry guard replied loudly. Li stretched out his thumb: "Well said, just rush this sentence, which shows that Zhao commands the army strictly, and the order must be carried out." With these two points, the future of the commander is certainly immeasurable, and I wish the commander that the commander will rise step by step and win every battle. Come on, come on, drink a 66 Shun! As he spoke, he poured six glasses of wine in a row, and the commander was also unceremoniously, and drank them one by one.
Looking at the Weibei camp, how real it is, knowing that we have military affairs in our body, we still refuse to change the big bowl to drink. is really an honest and reliable good person, the two families fought before, it must have been a misunderstanding. The lord's son, I have also seen, is very good, it must have been because he had a dirty relationship with Weibei Ying, so he fought. This is what this Commander Zhao is pondering in his heart now. Seeing it, more than a dozen cups of wine were swallowed, and the whole person couldn't even hold his position firmly (liΗo). You are Wang Songcheng's soldiers and horses, you actually think that the Weibei camp is real, and you still say that you haven't drunk too much?! The power of wine is so magical, things that can't usually be done can often be miraculously done on the wine table. There are many unreasonable things in the world, and wine is one of them.
Below, Han and Qian also used various names skillfully, and began to earnestly persuade wine one cup after another. Anyway, as long as you hold up the cup, you won't have to drink a cup to finish, you have to drink a few cups to finish.
The generals in the tent had all drunk, and the soldiers who were waiting outside could not entertain them. The Weibei battalion has already prepared food for them, ordinary soldiers can't get wine to drink, and the Weibei battalion can't get so much wine, but the broth is enough to eat on the flatbread.
Here, Li Deyi and Xiao Liu, the medical officer, hurriedly counted the money and grain transported with the soldiers, released the prisoners to exchange, and then seized the time to load the money and grain into their own carts and sent people to transport them directly into the city.
As soon as the banquet opened, it didn't stop, and the men in the army drank wine, which was not massive. Han has always saved up more than half of the good wine over the years. At the end of the drink, Han Jiang's face became more and more ugly, and a junior colonel of the Xiao Cavalry Guard next to him was still concerned: "What's wrong with this general?" The face is so bad, but the body is not right? Come on, come on, drink more wine, drinking alcohol can cure diseases! This wine is a grain essence, and the more you drink it, the younger you become. Come on, this cup! Han drank it all with joy, and he wanted to jump up and beat this person violently. I poured five or six cups of wine for myself in one go, anyway, it's all my own wine, and I can drink one more sip is a sip! The little colonel next to him looked at it and stretched out his thumb: "Cool!" Simply! Joyfully! "Everyone in the tent is happy, only Han is dripping blood in his heart, it is all the good wine that my old Han has saved over the years, and it has all been ruined by these donkeys.
The wine was drunk until it was dark, and the generals of the cavalry guard finally began to be unable to resist it. One by one, they were already drunk, and they completely relaxed their vigilance, and the hidden buckles of the stainless steel bright light armor on their bodies were also loosened, and people were also staggering, lying everywhere. Old Doctor Sun saw that the time was almost up, and secretly glanced at Wang Zhuangbiao. Wang Zhuangbiao understood, went outside and took out the medicinal powder prepared in advance and poured it into the wine jug beside him, and then sent the wine in. The three generals obviously also got the hint from the old doctor Sun, and when these wines were served, they only earnestly persuaded them to drink, but they didn't drink a sip of them.
When the wine was drunk to this point, the people of the Xiao Cavalry Guard were already drunk and couldn't distinguish between east and west, north and south, and the three of them only had to persuade them to drink, and they were all dried up one cup after another. As soon as this batch of wine was drunk, it didn't take much effort, and the people of the Xiao Cavalry Guard began to pass out one after another, unconscious. After overturning the people, the old doctor Sun hurriedly walked outside the tent, and Wang Zhuangbiao led the people to wait outside at this time.
"Come in, be quick, we have to hurry!" Old Medic Sun beckoned them all in. These people are the most refined veterans of the Weibei Battalion, and they are usually responsible for cleaning the battlefield, and they won't even leave you with a broken hemp rope. These veterans have a clear division of labor, Wang Zhuangbiao has the most strength, so he is responsible for picking people up one by one, and other nimble veterans are responsible for taking off the stainless steel Mingguang armor on the Xiao cavalry guard. It didn't take much time for the group to strip off the twenty-three sets of armor, move them all outside the tent, and rest them on a board cart that had been waiting outside. "Are you all done?" "It's all here, let's go!" Syllable! He gently whipped his horsewhip and drove the cart to Dingbei County.
As soon as Li De saw the cart coming, his eyes rolled and he stopped the car. I found a horse guard with a size similar to myself and put the armor of the officer on my body, and then ran to the soldiers of the horse guard and walked over. Doctor Xiao Liu grabbed him and asked, "Why are you going?" Li Deyi patted his chest and swore and said, "Senior brother, you prepare another hundred soldiers to wait here, and I will try to see if I can get more armor." β
Doctor Xiao Liu said uneasily: "Is it safe?" Don't have an accident, our twenty-three sets of armor are already in hand, so there is no need to take any more risks. Li De said in a sullen voice: "I'll try, if it doesn't work, turn around and leave, they won't be able to stop me anyway, don't worry, senior brother." Doctor Xiao Liu nodded and said, "Okay, I'm waiting for you here, go and come back quickly!" Don't let it happen again. β
Li De was sure to calm down, and walked towards the gathering place of the soldiers of the Xiao Cavalry Guard. The soldiers of the cavalry guard have been on the road for the past few days, and they are already a little tired. After eating the hot broth and big pancakes prepared by the Weibei battalion, the soldiers were very satisfied, and they all felt that the Weibei battalion was quite upright and understood the rules. The generals all went to the banquet and drank, and they didn't come back until dark, so the soldiers had to sit in place and wait in iron armor, anyway, they had enough to eat in their stomachs and just rested.
Walking to the periphery of this group of soldiers, Li Deyi used his hand to randomly point his anger, deliberately said in a thick voice, pretending to be a middle-aged man's emphasis: "Weibei Camp sent us a lot of cowhide and tendon, you go and move back with me now, let's go." Since it was already dark, the soldiers didn't have time to see Li Deyi's appearance clearly, but they saw the general's armor he was wearing, so more than 50 soldiers stood up and followed Li Deyi.
When I walked to the ground, it was Dr. Xiao Liu. Li Deyi motioned to the soldiers of the Xiao Cavalry Guard to move back these large boxes that had been prepared in advance to be given to Wang Songcheng as gifts. There were more than twenty large boxes on the ground, each of which was heavy and sealed. You don't have to look at it, there must be a lot of good things in it, otherwise why put a seal? These soldiers were wearing dozens of pounds of armor all over their bodies, and it would be a lot of effort to bend down to carry these boxes. Li Deyi said deliberately: "First remove the armor on the upper body before moving, otherwise it will be too difficult." These boxes are full of gifts for Wang Xianggong, and if one of them is broken, you will have to take your life. As soon as these soldiers heard the commander's order, they took off the breastplate of their upper bodies, and went to carry these boxes, which was indeed much easier.
When the soldiers were about to go back with the boxes, Li Deyi didn't forget to say: "After putting the boxes on the car, remember to come and retrieve the cuirass, I'll show you some first, don't fall behind." The soldiers had just walked away with the suitcases, and Li Deyi hurriedly asked his senior brother to load these cuirasses into the car, and drove the car to turn around and run away. Well, I did show people the cuirass, but in the end, I went to see my own home.
Over there, the old medical officer Sun and the three generals also disappeared without a trace, and they all withdrew, leaving the drunk and drunk cavalry guard officers in the tent.
When he returned to Dingbei County, Li Deyi saw Master and asked, "Master, is the amount of medicine enough?" "Don't worry, the medicine prepared by the teacher himself, they won't be able to get up until tomorrow morning."
"Then I went to keep vigil with my senior brother, Master, you and the three generals have drunk a lot of wine, so let's rest quickly." After waiting for the master to lie down, Li Deyi came to the city wall and joined the senior brother who was keeping vigil there. Medical Officer Xiao Liu was really a little happy to see his junior brother coming up, and said, "It's really not easy today, but I finally got some armor." Unexpectedly, you ended up getting fifty pairs of cuirasses, even though you only have the upper body, you can still make up for it. β
Doctor Xiao Liu originally wanted to say that this day was not in vain, but he finally managed to get a lot of armor, and he was happy with his junior brother. Unexpectedly, Li Deyi was not in a high mood, lowered his head and said in a muffled voice: "Senior brother, I feel uncomfortable." You said that if our elite veterans were still here last year, could we leave these five thousand stainless steel Mingguang armor and those war horses? β
"What's the matter? Hungry? There are a lot of armors that can be obtained, don't be so greedy, people's hearts are not enough. Besides, even if our old brothers are here, there are only a thousand people, and they are almost full of people when they collide with this elite horseman. As he replied, Dr. Liu tightened the felt wrapped around his junior brother.
Seeing that the junior brother was still a little unable to let go, Medical Officer Xiao Liu then comforted: "What? Feel sorry for those veterans? How can there be immortals in war, we dared to poke the nest of the Tuliao people, that is, we are ready to take revenge. Besides, the Pingzhou court was still there at that time, and no matter how we say it, they were all soldiers and horses of the Pingzhou Dynasty. No matter how bad the court is to us, there is no reason for us to look at the fact that the Divine City in the court is besieged by the Tuliao people, and we have to do something for the court. β
"Hey, but at that time, the world's Qinwang soldiers and horses had not yet arrived, so we were the only ones who really made the effort. As a result, the revenge of the Tuliao people was provoked, and the battle almost wiped out our old foundation, so we were able to keep our breath in the air. Up to now, in the face of only 5,000 elite armor, they dare not make a move, and they can only make these crooked and evil methods back dozens of sets of armor. Senior brother, I don't have a taste in my heart. As soon as Li De said, his eyes were a little red, he twisted his head to the side, and secretly reached out and rubbed his eyes.
"What is this, you weren't there when our Weibei camp was miserable, and at that time, there were only a dozen pairs of armor in the whole battalion, and they were all rags that no one wanted. Those veterans are also new recruits, your senior brother and I am still a hairy boy, at that time, our Weibei Camp was really miserable, and I was about to be unable to suppress the bandits. Now this is a good situation, we have to live a good life, we can't let those brothers die in vain, we must get over as good as possible, so that we can be worthy of them. As he spoke, Doctor Liu patted his junior brother on the shoulder.
Li Deyi said, "Senior brother, I'm thinking about it." Although this elite soldier has to be trained for three or five years to take shape, we can still train it. Now look at these recruits, it's kind of a little bit of a look. But this armor is very difficult, I asked the old blacksmiths of the sword and armor battalion, and they said that if they can't find good iron of good quality, and can't find a large number of skilled armor craftsmen, just rely on a few of them, it's all you think. If we want to grow stronger in the future, we can't just point to dozens of sets of armor from others like today, we have to make it ourselves. β
After listening to his junior brother's words, Doctor Liu sighed and said, "This is not something that can be done in a while. Tie Miao is now looking for Luo You, although he is slower to find it himself, but he will always find it. This armor maker is very difficult to do, if there is a war today, the blacksmith who can make armor is a treasure. You didn't see the Tuliao people attacking the city and plundering the land, killing people like killing chickens, but the blacksmith didn't kill a single one, and all of them were brought back to Tongwan City. β
Hearing this, Li De didn't squeak for half a day. Doctor Liu only thought about it anymore as a junior disciple, so he inspected the city wall. The reason why Medical Officer Xiao Liu and Li Deyi personally kept vigil tonight was to guard against the elite of the five thousand Wang Songcheng outside the city. After all, it was someone else's armor, although the Weibei camp gave them a "blast arrow" in exchange, but the arrow was broken. In case they woke up in the middle of the night and found that their armor was gone, all the people in the Weibei camp were gone. When he reacted to what was going on, he was angry at that time, and once the Xiao cavalry guards ordered the siege of the city, someone had to stand up to it. The three of them are old and drunk, so the matter of guarding the city at night can only be topped by Li Deyi and Xiao Liu, two young people.
As soon as Li De proposed to use this "exploding arrow" as bait, the old medical officer Sun asked him why he didn't exchange with Wang Songcheng's men and horses in person, and directly exchanged this "exploding arrow" for their armor, wouldn't it be very troublesome. Li Deyi said that if it was exchanged face-to-face, I was afraid that Wang Songcheng's people would ask for inspection, and this "explosive arrow" was a bad one, in case they felt that this broken "explosive arrow" was useless, they should not think about getting the armor. So later, Old Doctor Sun weighed it and still used Li Deyi's method.
In fact, not only Li Deyi and Dr. Xiao Liu didn't sleep all night, but Han Jiang also didn't sleep all night. He had been wandering around Curry's twenty-three sets of stainless steel armor all night. Touching this, rubbing that, the corners of his mouth still let out silly laughter from time to time, which if the uninformed person saw it, he would have to think that this person was crazy. "Hey, good armor, really good armor. I haven't seen such a good nail in many years. It's worth it, it's worth it! Those wines were not taken out in vain, and they can be exchanged for these good nails, which are worth it! Baby, it's all baby! As he spoke, Mr. Han picked up a suit of armor, kissed it fiercely, and then let out a smirk. He has drunk too much now, and when he wakes up, he can forget his appearance, if he still remembers, he will have no face to see people at that time.
There was nothing to do all night, and the old doctor Sun had enough medicine, even if the commander of the Xiao Cavalry Guard was a master of the Juwu Tong Realm, he slept all night before waking up. When he woke up the next morning, the first thing the commander did was to touch the "explosive arrow" that he had kept close to him was still there, and he was immediately relieved. Looking around, I found that there were only my own people, and all the people in Weibei Camp were gone.
The commander kicked his subordinates awake one by one: "Get up, get up, don't sleep, put on your armor, let's hurry back." With the great credit of "exploding arrows" in his hands, now he is like an arrow, and he can't wait to rush back one day and offer this treasure. After the commander woke up his subordinates, he also staggered to find armor to wear. I drank too much from yesterday to later, and my brain is still groggy to this day. He only remembered that he drank the wine to the end, and often drank seven or eight cups in a row, and now he pondered it carefully, and this way of drinking was not at all less than drinking in a large bowl, and drinking more if he couldn't get it.
The commander didn't find his armor for a while, but he thought that he had drunk too much last night and forgot where to take it off, so he lowered his head and looked for it carefully. As a result, he still couldn't find it after looking for a long time, and when he looked up, his generals didn't find where to put the armor. At this time, the Zhao commander finally came back to his senses, and said loudly: "If you look for it, you must let the Weibei camp pick it up, we must withdraw immediately, gather the soldiers, set off immediately, and rush back!" His subordinates were still shouting to go to the Weibei camp to get it back, but he kicked him directly to the ground, and no one dared to make noise anymore, and they all honestly carried out the military order.
When I finally left, some people were still unwilling, and a fire burned the tent set up by Weibei Ying. On the city wall of Dingbei County, Medical Officer Xiao Liu saw the light of the fire from a distance, and said to the soldiers around him: "They have withdrawn, you all go down to rest first, and I will stare at it for a while." β
On the way back, the commander of the Xiao Cavalry Guard pondered: "This trip not only brought back the prisoners, but also got this 'explosive arrow', even if you lose dozens of armors, it is nothing." When you go back, as soon as the arrow is handed in, it will be a great achievement. Although the Weibei battalion took away its armor, it was quite kind and left this 'explosive arrow'. There is no need to go back to them for dozens of sets of armor to find their bad luck, then the Weibei camp has a criminal record, what if you don't agree with each other and fight again. β
The words are good, and they sound reasonable, but the truth is that now that he has no armor, the commander is also a little weak-hearted. He heard from the soldiers who fled back from defeat that there was a fierce general in the Weibei camp who could single-handedly rush into the formation of ten thousand armies, and he also captured Wei Chiyong alive. He had fought with Wei Chi Yong, and he knew the ability of this black-faced man, and even Wei Chi Yong was captured alive, and he didn't think he could be favored by that man.
In the city, Li Deyi, who hadn't slept all night, found his senior brother, leaned into his ear and whispered: "Senior brother, I thought about it all night last night and came up with a trick, can you take a look?" β