234 secret missions
After three rounds of drinking, Luan Yi, Xu Shu, Mao Jue, and Guo Jia's vision became blurred. The atmosphere at the scene was much more relaxed than just now.
At this time, Luan Yi's understanding of the bustard suddenly turned around, and he made a 180-degree turn. Who said that the bustard has no culture, and no culture can cultivate such a good girl?
Let's not talk about others, let's talk about Xiao Hong next to me, that Xiao blows...... The sound of the glamour is fascinating and comfortable.
If you use one word to describe it, there is only an afterword.
At the end of a delicate piece of music, a table of men and women praised in unison and clapped their hands.
Xiao Hong pulled the skirt with her shoulders down again, exposing most of her fragrant shoulders and breasts completely, she twisted her willow waist and asked delicately: "Is the slave song good?" ”
"Wonderful, wonderful!"
"Then Shen Gongzi would like to have a drink for this song?" Xiao Hong handed the wine cup to Luan Yi's lips.
&nb≡sp;Luan Yi hugged Xiao Hong's willow waist and said with a smile: "This song should only exist in the sky, how many times can I hear it in the world" to hear such a beautiful song, it is really a blessing for three lives. Drink three cups! ”
Seeing Luan Yi toast three times in a row, Xiao Hong praised, "Shen Gongzi is really a hero!" Then he pecked Luan Yi lightly on the face, and then lowered his head with a red face.
Seeing Xiao Hong's shy posture, Luan Yi couldn't stop laughing.
Looking at Guo Jia, Liu Rushi, as well as Xu Shu and Su Xiaoxiao, these two pairs have already entered the topic.
Guo Jia and Liu Ru must have met more than once, and they are not strangers to each other at all, and they are chatting about each other. Guo Jia has been to many places over the years, and he has seen and heard all over the place, and Liu Ru is fascinated by it, and from time to time he inserts a few personal opinions at critical moments. Xu Shu doesn't talk much on weekdays, but when he sees a woman, he talks a little less. So when he got along with Su Xiaoxiao, most of them were Su Xiaoxiao talking, he stayed aside and listened quietly, answering from time to time. Luan Yi secretly listened to a few words, and it was Su Xiaoxiao who was asking Xu Shu for poetry.
Just listening to Liu Ruis and Su Xiaoxiao's conversation, the logic is clear, methodical, quoting classics, rich in connotation, and the small poems written are also quite charming, and when you hear it, you can know that the second daughter has read a lot of poetry books.
Look at Mao Jue again. Among all of them, Mao Jue is the most twisted. It was very difficult for Chen Yuanyuan to communicate with him.
Fortunately, Chen Yuanyuan is a smart woman, and when she heard Luan Yi call her Lao Mao, she said that she grew up with Lao Mao since she was a child, and immediately guessed that the Lao Mao in front of her was the place to save the world. decided to do what he liked, invited pen, ink, paper, inkstone, and invited Mao Jue to paint together.
One person hooks the line, one person paints, with tacit understanding, a mouthful of food, a mouthful of wine, and a lot of fun.
It's just that Mao Jue is still in the way of his wife, and he can't let go of his hands and feet. Chen Yuanyuan stuck on Mao Jue's body vigorously, Mao Jue didn't dare to rely on it, but he hesitated to hide. A man and a woman circled around the bookcase, and Luan Yi wanted to laugh when he saw it. Luan Yi said: "Lao Mao, you hide." If you don't worry about the hot spots, don't go home tonight. ”
Mao Jue glared and said, "That's not good!" Your sister-in-law won't let me spend the night outside! ”
Luan Yi said: "What's not to do? If your sister-in-law asks me tomorrow, you will say that you will be with me tonight! We...... Well, I discussed the fortifications with Jia Di and Fu Geer in the church, and talked about the dawn all the time. With me, sister-in-law can rest assured! ”
Mao Jue smiled, "Hey, I said that I was with you, Xiaoyu didn't feel at ease!" Xiaoyu said, among our brothers, there are the most wives of yours, and each one is more beautiful than the other. With so many wives, you know that you have a lot of bellies. Let me go out with you less. ”
"Yay? This is the image in the eyes of my sister-in-law! Luan Yi rubbed his face violently and said abruptly: "I don't want to marry so many wives!" They were all forced to marry me, and you don't know that. ”
Even Mao Jue had to admit that what Luan Yi said had a certain truth. The marriage between Cai Yan and Diao Chan was unilaterally set by Cai Yong and Wang Yun at Yuan Kui's birthday banquet eight years ago. As for Princess Changping, it was given to him by Emperor Ling's Chrysostom. In several marriages, Luan Yi didn't have any say at all, so he married a bunch of daughters-in-law into the door in a daze.
After thinking about it, I heard Luan Yi say: "Sister-in-law is not at ease with me!" She should always believe in Fu Ge'er, right? ”
Mao Jue nodded violently, "Xiaoyu believes that Brother Fu is an honest person!" ”
"That's right! When the time comes, I'll find a few more guards as witnesses to prove that we've been on the side of the church, won't the matter be settled? Luan Yi smiled and took a sip of wine, "I'll take you to take a shower tomorrow morning, and then let someone wash your clothes, so that the femininity on your body will be gone." Then, a few of our brothers went to my study to drink tea for half an hour, and by the way, let the incense in the room smoke for a while. At that time, the smell of the study was all over the body, and the woman's nose could not smell it. ”
Mao Jue sighed, "Brother Yi is really thoughtful!" ”
Guo Jia smiled and said: "At first glance, it is experienced!" Say, how many times have you used this method to hide from your sister-in-law? ”
was exposed by Guo Jia, Luan Yi was suddenly very embarrassed, and he couldn't hold back a word for a long time. "Stinky boy, you are talking nonsense! Drinking, drinking......"
"Cheers!"
After a few glasses of wine in a row, Luan Yi and the others were a little swaying. Although the girls drank less than the old men, they were still their daughters' house after all, and the amount of alcohol was much worse, and they were soft, half paralyzed on Luan Yi and them, gasping for breath.
With Luan Yi's complete plan, Mao Jue let go a lot, no longer regarded women as tigers, and kept rubbing oil with the strength of wine.
Luan Yi rubbed his confused brain melon, and secretly laughed at himself, even if he had taught Mao Jue badly. With a wine burp, he staggered and stood up, "Brothers, drink first, I'll go for convenience!" ”
Xiao Hong drank a lot, her hair was in a mess, and half of her sleeves fell on her elbows, revealing half of her white breasts, which was so sultry. She bared her tongue and said, "Hmm! Leader, ...... Do you want me to go with you? ”
Luan Yi stroked Xiao Hong's crisp breasts and kissed Xiao Hong's lips fiercely, "No need." Hong'er is waiting here, and I'll go and go back. After speaking, he walked around, walked drunk, and walked out of the door with the support of the wall. glanced around, but because I drank too much, I forgot the direction of the toilet for a while, and I couldn't find the toilet, so I didn't look for it.
Halfway through the pee, a female voice came from my ear, "Howareyou?"
"Huh?" Luan Yi was excited, and the remaining half of the urine was immediately held back. Lifting his pants and turning his head to look back, it was Liu Ru who followed, "You? How do you know the S.H.I.E.L.D. code? ”
Liu Ru glanced around, saw that no one was passing by, raised his hand, and said, "S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent 398, meet the sect leader!" ”
"You're from S.H.I.E.L.D.?" Luan Yi slapped his head and secretly scolded himself for making a mistake after drinking, how could he ask such a childish question. Since she knows the code of S.H.I.E.L.D., of course she is a member of S.H.I.E.L.D.! "Are you responsible for the intelligence of Yihong Courtyard?"
"Yes!" Liu Ru said with a regretful face: "It's just that Guo Gongzi has to take the slave family away." I'm leaving, and there will be no one in Yihong Courtyard to collect intelligence! ”
Luan Yi suddenly woke up for three minutes, rubbed his head and said, "It's okay, someone else will take over." You just have to go home with Guo Gongzi, and you don't have to meddle in the affairs of S.H.I.E.L.D. in the future. You're free! ”
"But the slave family doesn't want to go with Guo Gongzi yet...... Three years ago, when the slave family was almost starving to death on the streets, it was the sect leader who sent someone to save the slave family, and it was thanks to the brothers and sisters of S.H.I.E.L.D. to raise the slave family, so that the slave family can survive to this day. Now that the slave family has grown up, they have also learned a skill, ask for advice not to abandon the slave family, give the slave family a chance to repay the great kindness of the master, and hope to continue to serve the holy religion, carry forward the way of the master's mother, and add bricks and tiles to the kingdom of God. Speaking of emotion, Liu Ru was already crying.
"Good boy! Mistress will see the light in your heart, and the gates of heaven have been opened for you! Luan Yi pressed Liu Ruye's forehead with his right hand and said.
"Really?"
"Our Lady never speaks!" Even Luan Yi didn't believe this sentence, and just now he taught Mao Jue to fool his daughter-in-law. But Liu, who has been brainwashed by the Church of the Virgin Mary since childhood, firmly believes it, tears of excitement welled up in her eyes, closed her eyes, and reverently drew a cross on her chest, "Ah...... Heaven's Gate! ”
"May the Mistress bless you!" Luan Yi smiled slightly, and said, "Actually, it's very simple to repay me. ”
"Sect Master, please. Even if you go to the soup and fire, the slave family will not give up! Liu responded firmly.
"Stay by Guo Fengxiao's side and wait for him well!"
Liu Ru was shocked and said, "It's so simple? ”
"It's that simple!"
Liu Ru was eager to try: "Do you need the slave family to monitor his movements?" For example, who do you associate with on weekdays and what do you say? ”
Luan Yi looked up to the sky and laughed, "You don't have to do these superfluous things. In terms of who I believe most in this world, Guo Fengxiao is one, and there is no need to monitor at all! So...... In the future, I will leave S.H.I.E.L.D. in his hands......"
Liu Ru's mouth opened widely, "You mean...... Guo Gongzi is the Aegis Cardinal Archbishop? ”
Luan Yi nodded, "In order to prevent Jia Di from having any scruples about learning your true identity, I will have someone delete your file in S.H.I.E.L.D. tomorrow." You're no longer a S.H.I.E.L.D. person! ”
"This ......" Liu Ru looked reluctant, "but the slave family still wants to continue to stay in S.H.I.E.L.D. and wait for the master!" ”
"No, your first task now is to wait on Brother Hao. That's an order! Luan Yi felt that his tone was a little tougher, and added, "As long as you wait for Brother Jia well, it will also be a great achievement for the Holy Sect!" ”
Liu Ru's eyes lit up, and she nodded obediently, "The slave family obeys orders!" ”
Luan Yi thought for a while and said, "In addition, I have some requirements for you!" ”
"Sect Master, please speak!"
"After following Jia Di. I ask you to strictly control Jiadi's daily life, no matter what method you use. He was forbidden to drink excessively and indulge excessively, and was regularly induced to go to church once a quarter for a check-up. Luan Yi vaguely remembered that in history, Guo Jia was because he overconsumed pills when he was young, which led to his body being in a state of heavy metal poisoning for a long time, which greatly overdrew his body and damaged his internal organs, so that he could not bear the fatigue of the journey when he followed Cao Cao's Northern Expedition to Karasuma, and died young. So, he reminded Liu Ru and said: "There is another point that is very important, you must not let Jia Di touch drugs such as pills, if you dissuade you ineffectively, report to me immediately." I'll convince him! By the way, did Wang Yue teach you tai chi? ”
Liu replied: "The agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. know Tai Chi!" ”
"Good!" Luan Yi bowed his head with satisfaction, "When you are busy for the past few days, you will find an opportunity to teach Jia Di to learn Tai Chi." After learning, you must ensure that you pull him up early every morning to practice boxing in order to strengthen his body! ”
"Whoa!"
Luan Yi asked, "Have you written down what I just said?" ”
"Write it down, promise to complete the task!"
Luan Yi said without pity: "Brother Jia's body will be handed over to you." If he doesn't live to be 38 years old, you can wait to be buried with him! "Historically, Guo Jia died young at the age of 38, Luan Yi couldn't bear to let his friend die at such a young age, so he gave Liu Ru such a death order. He said quietly: "I hope you are here...... Jia Di can live a long life! ”
"Sect Master, rest assured! If so, it will definitely live up to the high expectations of the sect leader! ”