5. Pretending to be crazy and stupid, making a big fuss about the princess's banquet (medium)

Just as Long Ling'er was leaving, Hengye got up and asked, "Shadow, what did you find?"

In the next second, the shadow that appeared in front of Hengye said coldly: "Young Master, just when Her Royal Highness the Second Princess left, she leaked a trace of killing light to you. [This chapter was updated by Wanshu ^Ba]"

"I know!" Yokoha commanded: "Shadow, you follow, try to be careful, wait a few days, I will teach you a good set of stealth techniques." ”

"Yes, young master!" Although he had never seen the young master use magic and martial arts in front of him, he knew the terrifying shadow of the young master, so he withdrew from the room and hurriedly followed.

Hengye, who has always only believed in his own strength, naturally will not let go of any opportunity to cultivate.

But just as Yokoha was about to cultivate, the 'door' was opened again. As soon as she walked in, Anne hurriedly asked, "Wu'er, have you found anything?"

"Mom!" Hengye, who didn't want his mother to 'worry' about himself, said with a hint of dissatisfaction in his tone: "Mom, I'll handle my affairs myself, so don't help me!"

Ignoring Yokoha's protests, Anne said⊥79,m.,"Silly boy, you are the 'meat' of your mother's heart, if your mother doesn't help you, who will help you? Tell your mother, what did you find today?"

Knowing that he couldn't get Anne, in the face of Anne's maternal love, there was no way to do it, so he could only honestly 'hand' say: "Mom, I think the previous assassination of me may be a 'yin' conspiracy, although Long Ling'er is the messenger, but I always feel that this matter is not simple." ”

Glancing at Yokoha, a hint of surprise leaked from her eyes, Anne said, "Wu'er, have you found it too?"

"En!" Hengye, who had already regarded Anne and Long Tian as relatives, said: "Mom, this matter is the best, you know, I know, God knows, and the earth knows, because the fewer people who know, the more powerful they will be to us, I want to see, who wants to deal with our Long family?"

Anne asked, "Wu'er, what are you going to do?"

'Yin' 'Yin' smiled, and Yokoha said, "Mom, I'm going to investigate from Long Ling'er." ”

After all, Yokoha is an ordinary person who has never learned martial arts and magic, and Annie, who is afraid that Yokoha will be hurt again, said with a worried face: "Wu'er, this matter is dangerous, why don't you let your mother help you investigate?"

Yokoha refused: "Mom, no need! I don't want to grow up under your protection for the rest of my life, let the child investigate this matter!"

"No!" said Anne, "Son, if you have three longs and two shorts, what do you want your mother to do, so let your mother investigate this matter." ”

If the hard ones don't work, I'll come to the soft ones. Seeing Anne's resolute appearance, Yokoha immediately changed his attitude and said coquettishly: "Mom, let's let the child investigate this matter, right?" The child assures you that the child will be fine, isn't there a shadow behind me to protect me?"

Anne, who didn't have any relief, said disdainfully: "How can a mere mid-level thief protect you, if you meet an enemy at the Sword Saint level, what will you do with your mother in the future?"

Hengye, who must not let Anne 'interfere' in this matter, rolled his eyes, moved his mind, and said with a smile: "Mom, how can there be so many sword masters in this world, there is a shadow to protect me, I will never be hurt." ”

Hearing Yokoha say this, suddenly, Annie, who had changed her attitude, asked with a serious face: "Wu'er, do you really think that the Sword Saint master is the strongest person in the Tian Yuan Continent?"

"No!" Hengye, who never underestimated how people were, said: "Mom, I know that the real masters are hidden in the ordinary, but I haven't offended them, they shouldn't be ......"

"Heh!" With a sneer, Anne interrupted Yokoha's words and said, "Wu'er, do you really think that if you didn't offend them, they wouldn't want your life?"

"No!" Although they are real masters, they are also human beings, as long as they are human, they will have 'selfish' intentions. Don't look at them, they usually have five people and six people, but when they become evil, they are definitely more terrifying than demon cultivators. Because each has a degree, and as long as it goes beyond that, they will not care about anything. Hengye, who wanted to put pressure on himself, said resolutely: "Mom, no matter what you say, I have investigated this matter!"

Seeing Yokoha's resolute look, Anne, who knew that even if he stopped Yokoha from letting him 'intervene', he would secretly investigate, chose a compromise and said, "Okay, Mom promises you, but ...... Before I promise you, you must promise my mother one thing, otherwise my mother will never let you investigate this matter. ”

"What's the matter?" How can you say that Yokoha used to be a character named after the Four Great Heavens, and he was not an idiot, so he would only agree to it depending on the conditions that Anne said.

Looking at Yokoha, Anne said word by word: "Wu'er, in everything you do in the future, you must ask Mas Dorn to be by your side to protect you, otherwise I will never let you investigate this matter." ”

After thinking about it for a while, Yokoha agreed: "Okay, Mom, I promise you that I will take Mas Dorn with me in everything I do in the future." ”

Hearing Yokoha's assurance, Anne, who was a little relieved, said: "Child, you must be careful when you go out to do errands in the future, otherwise how will you let your mother live!"

"I know, Mom, you can rest assured, I'll be careful. "With the Yokoha of the Immortal God Stone, even if he wants to die, he can't die.

For the safety of Yokoye in the future, Anne, who had to go down to prepare, said: "Wu'er, you haven't been good for long, you have to rest for a while, Mom, if you have something to do, you will leave first." ”

"En!" Hengye, who was 'forced' to go to the 'bed' to rest, could only helplessly guess what would happen to Long Ling'er's banquet at night?

......

In the evening, under the service of the subordinates, the horizontal leaves who wore the dress wore that smirk on their faces again.

Mas Dorne, who had been waiting outside for a long time, saw Yokoha come out and hurriedly helped him up.

After getting into the carriage, Yokoha whispered to Mas Dorn outside the car, and ordered: "Mas Dorne, no matter what happened at the banquet today, you can't do it, you know?"

"Yes, young master. ”

After about ten minutes, Maas Dorn stopped the carriage and said, "Master, we have arrived. ”

"Yes. Yokoba, who decided to make a big deal about the banquet tonight, walked into the princess's mansion accompanied by Mas Dorn.

Regarding the arrival of Yokoha, the nobles who were invited by Long Ling'er looked at Yokoha with a trace of envy and contempt in their eyes. Because in their opinion, Her Royal Highness the Second Princess has a marriage contract with this fool, and it is simply a fresh 'flower' 'inserted' on dog shit, not cow dung. Cow dung people can still cultivate fresh 'flowers', but dog shit is useless at all!

The horizontal leaves, who clearly felt that the temperature around him had suddenly risen by several hundred percent, bowed his head as reminded by Mas Dorn.

Seeing that Hengye had already come, Long Ling'er, who was wearing a sky-blue 'colored' aristocratic clothes, hurriedly gave up his companions and greeted him.

With a 'fascinating' smile on her face, Long Ling'er shouted sweetly: "Brother Long, people have been waiting for you for a long time, why are you here now?"

Originally, the male nobles present were already very dissatisfied with the arrival of Hengye, but now listening to Long Ling'er say this, it was like adding fuel to the fire, and it instantly ignited the fire in the hearts of the male nobles present.

At this moment, all the male nobles who looked at Yokoha had a trace of cold murderous aura in their eyes.

10. Pretending to be crazy and stupid, making a big fuss about the princess's banquet (II)

Such a vicious stinky girl, she dares to arouse the anger of the people around her. Feeling the murderous aura around him like a wolf pack again, Hengye, who was secretly bitter in his heart, didn't dare to leak any dissatisfaction on his face, and said, "I'm sorry, Ling'er, in order to prepare a banquet gift for you, so I'm late." ”

Long Ling'er, who didn't realize that the current 'Long Wu' was different from before, thought that this line was something that Mas Dorn had already told him to memorize, stretched out his hand, and said, "Brother Long, what about the banquet gift you prepared for Ling'er?"

Gift?' 'Yin' 'Yin' smiled, Hengye took out a copper plate from the space ring, and said, "Ling'er, this is a gift prepared for you by Brother Long, I hope you can like it?"

"Haha...... Hehe...... "Seeing that the gift Yokoha took out was actually a copper plate, the nobles present at the banquet all laughed.

As if he hadn't heard the ridicule around him, Yokoha asked stupidly, "Ling'er, don't you like the gift that Brother Long prepared for you?"

"I like it!" Hardly spit out two words from his mouth, Long Ling'er made an iron face and accepted a copper plate gift from Hengye.

can endure to accept the gift, and can barely be regarded as a character. With a smirk smile, Yokoye said, "Ling'er, as long as you like it, Brother Long is willing to do anything for you." ”

"En!" Long Ling'er smiled shyly, and there was a trace of 'yin' ruthlessness in his eyes, and said, "Brother Long, hurry up, the banquet is about to start." ”

Although holding Long Ling'er's 'jade' hand was as smooth as 'touching' white tofu, Hengye, who didn't have any thoughts in his heart, just let Long Ling'er lead him.

I have to admit that Long Ling'er is a very scheming 'girl' child, and with this one action, the surrounding 'perverts' began to have thoughts about Hengye. Among them, several aristocratic sons who thought they could accompany Long Ling'er kept their eyes on Hengye's body.

Very satisfied with his masterpiece, Long Ling'er also deliberately used his body to lean more on the horizontal leaves.

Hengye, who is silent, has already scolded Long Ling'er in his heart at this moment! Damn, you girl, stinky girl! Isn't it just 'playing' you? Do you need to fix me with such good intentions? Young Master Ben cursed you, the longer you grow, the uglier you become, marrying a husband is a beast, and having a child is not **......

Taking a glass of red wine from the next person and handing it to Hengye, Long Ling'er deliberately said in a voice that was not too loud and could be heard clearly by the people around him: "Brother Long, do you know? ”

"Oh!" Without speaking, Hengye drank the red wine handed over by Long Ling'er with difficulty. What kind of wine, it's so undrinkable, it's not as good as horse pee!

"Miss Fei Fei is here!" a loud and 'excited' voice came from outside the 'door'.

Suddenly, the hall was eerily quiet, and everyone stopped breathing and talking, and their eyes were all gathered at the big 'door'.

glanced at Long Ling'er beside him, with a hint of curiosity, Hengye also turned his gaze.

Su Feifei, Tianyuan Empire: The second lady of the Su family of the four major families, her identity is noble and special!

At the age of thirty, Sophie Fei successfully became the youngest Great Magician and the youngest Great Magician on the Fengyue Continent! There are very few magicians, and there are even fewer people who can become archmagicians, and it is not possible to find a person who becomes a great magician at the age of thirty for hundreds or thousands of years. At the same time, Lin Ya also has a special identity, that is, she is the most famous singer in the Tian Yuan Continent.

Su Feifei walked in, with waist-length golden hair, which was as elegant as the wind because of the breeze; under the slender willow eyebrows was a pair of deep eyes, watery and tender like water, which made people couldn't help but be deeply attracted by it; the bridge of the nose was not high or upturned, but it was very 'fine', like a 'fine' handicraft; the small and a little naughty 'lips' made people want to bite hard; under the snow-white 'jade' neck were high and towering doubles Milk', as if about to break out of the clothes, has an absolute visual impact; willow thin waist sets off the round "straight" beautiful "buttocks", no need to guess the feel must be a first-class "good", the best, the absolute best "female" person! No wonder everyone will stop everything and appreciate her.

After slowly looking around for a week, Su Feifei said softly in her voice of 'seducing' people to 'commit crimes': "Hello everyone. ”

This 'woman' is not simple! Because Yokoha saw a glimmer of 'essence' in Sophie's eyes when she spoke. It's better to stay away from her if she is not a 'woman' who is not a 'flower' vase, and a 'pervert' who has no strength, this 'woman' can only watch from a distance, not play closely.

Su Feifei came, Long Ling'er looked at the horizontal leaf beside her apologetically, and said, "Brother Long, Sister Feifei is here, you take a rest here first, and I will go to greet Sister Feifei." Before Hengye could answer, Long Ling'er greeted him with a smile and said, "Sister Feifei, welcome to your arrival." ”

Stinky girl! How dare you make fun of me. With a shallow smile, Su Feifei said: "Sister Ling'er's personal invitation, how dare you not come to participate?"

......

Everyone who woke up from Sophie's beauty found Yokoha standing alone next to him, and they all secretly approached Yokoha. Because as soon as Yokoha leaves, they can get close to Long Ling'er.

"Idiot, you're eating!"

An arrogant voice came from behind Yokoha.

Turning his head to look at the fat man behind him, ignoring the 'lustful' idiot, Yokoha went on to eliminate the food on the plate. Yadi Kali, the second son of Earl Yadi Qiyuan, belongs to the noble son of the powerful faction, a scumbag, there is nothing to say.

Yadi Carry, who came over, slapped Yokoha's back fiercely, pretended to be very affectionate, and said in Yokoha's ear: "Fool, you don't dare to go back to Lao Tzu quickly, otherwise Lao Tzu will make you look good for a while!"

Glancing at Yadi Cari with the eyes of an idiot, Yokoha said, "Who are you?

"Grandpa?" The change of Long Wu made everyone who was used to 'Long Wu' idiots stupid. In their memory, the previous 'Long Wu' didn't dare to say a word to them at all.

After being surprised, Yadi Cari asked with a puzzled look, "Fool, are you okay?"

Putting down the food in his hand, Yokoha scolded angrily: "Fool? You are still a fool, your whole family is a fool." ”

Yokoha's scolding immediately attracted everyone's attention.

Yadi Cari never dreamed that Yokoha would fight back against him in front of everyone, and an embarrassed expression instantly appeared on Yadi Cari's face, but ...... Soon, Yadi Kari returned to normal and said, "Long Wu, you dare to insult my family, I want to duel with you!"

Duel?Feeling funny, Yokoha looked at Yadi Cari. It seems that the news that the shadow has found out about Yadi Cari is fake, and Yadi Carli is not a waste at all, but a smart person who hides deeply. Although Yadi Kali's demeanor and movements are very 'realistic' at this moment, for Yokoba, who has lived for thousands of years, Yadi Kali's little disguise can't deceive him at all.

11. The madman who causes the wrath of the crowd, the banquet goes crazy

Duel?Feeling funny, Yokoha looked at Yadi Cari. It seems that the news that the shadow has found out about Yadi Cari is fake, and Yadi Carli is not a waste at all, but a smart person who hides deeply. Although Yadi Kali's demeanor and movements are very 'realistic' at this moment, for Yokoba, who has lived for thousands of years, Yadi Kali's little disguise can't deceive him at all.

Looking at Yadi Carry with a look of disdain, Yokoha said puzzled: "I insulted your family, why should I duel with you, idiot!"

Clearly feeling that today's 'Longwu' is different from the previous Yadi Carry, I wondered in my heart. Could it be that the previous 'Long Wu' was like himself, pretending to be crazy and stupid to hide himself.

Yadi Carli, who felt that there was such a possibility of 'sex', had a hint of timidity in his eyes when he looked at Yokoha. If it is really what he guessed, then 'Long Wu' is really terrifying, pretending to be crazy and stupid to hide himself for more than ten years, what is he going to do......

"Hehe......" knew that he had made Yadi Cari vigilant, and he smirked, and Yokoha said: "You are a fool, he is a fool, he is also a fool, we are all fools, hehe...... Fools, fools, fools......"

Originally, when everyone heard Yokoha scolding them for being stupid, there was a trace of anger on their faces, but when they saw Yokoha's antics and movements, everyone laughed unconsciously. Long Wu, the Shenlai Empire is a notoriously foolish, so after everyone laughed over, they forgot about him scolding himself for being a fool just now.

Long Ling'er, who was talking and laughing with Sophie, saw that Long Tian was proposed to a duel by Yadi Kali, although he was very happy in his heart, but how to say that Long Wu was still his fiancé, and Long Ling'er, who still had to do enough kung fu on the surface, came to Hengye's side and said sternly to Yadi Kali: "Yadi Kali, what are you going to do? Don't you know the situation of Brother Long? Do you have a little knight 'spirit' spirit, and you actually have to duel with Brother Long!"

Long Ling'er is a figure he can't afford to offend, Long Wu doesn't know his true thoughts now, after careful consideration, there is no need to offend the two of them for a trivial matter, Yadi Kali, who said goodbye, and left the banquet in a gloomy manner.

For Yadi Carli's departure, those present did not leak any regrets, but leaked a look of schadenfreude. In their opinion, with one less strong opponent, they could spend more time close to Long Ling'er and Sophie.

To avoid the trouble of others looking for Hengye, Long Ling'er brought Hengye to Sophie's side.

Su Feifei, who had always been curious about Long Ling'er's lover, glanced at Long Ling'er with a hint of doubt, and then turned her gaze to Hengye's body.

Smirking at Sophie, Yokoha lowered his head.

Pulling the horizontal leaves, Long Ling'er introduced: "Sister Feifei, this is my fiancé who has been married since childhood: Viscount Long Wu. ”

Su Feifei, who never believed in the rumors, stretched out her hand and said, "Hello, Viscount Long Wu, my name is Su Feifei." ”

Knowing that Sophie Fei was definitely not a 'flower' vase, Yokoha looked at Sophie with a smirk on her face again. You want to set my bottom, girl, you're too tender!

Everyone present was dumbfounded when they saw that Sophie Fei was about to shake hands with Long Wu. Seeing that Long Wu didn't return the salute for a long time, all the 'perverted' wolf compatriots were eager to kick this fool away, and they came to shake hands with Sophie Fei instead of Long Wu.

Anyway, Su Feifei, who always felt wrong, withdrew her hand, looked at Hengye, and said, "Viscount Longwu, don't you look down on the little 'girl' and think that I am not worthy of shaking hands with you?"

If it were someone else, under the voice of Sophie's 'seductive' reverie, she would definitely 'reveal' whether she was pretending or not, but unfortunately, Sophie Fei met Hengye. I think that when I was still in the fairy world, even the extreme 'temptation' and 'confusion' of the demon 'girl' in the demon world couldn't make Yokoha 'lost', let alone Su Feifei, who hadn't even learned the simplest 'temptation' and 'confusion' techniques. Glancing up at Sophie, Yokoha lowered his head again.

In their opinion, being able to talk to Miss Sophie and shake hands was definitely the favor of the god of luck, but Long Wu, a fool, actually let go of this opportunity and ignored Miss Sophie.

Several handsome and dignified noblemen who thought that their family background was no worse than Long Wu appeared in front of Sophie Fei and said to Hengye: "Long Wu, I Keduo * Shackle proposes a duel to you!"

"Long Wu, I'm Sihu Tern to propose a duel to you!"

"Long Wu, I, Edward, propose a duel to you!"

Keduo * Shackles, the precious grandson of the fire demon master Keduo * fierce power, has the strength of a high-level magician, and belongs to the nobles of the powerful faction, after all, no one wants to provoke the anger of a fire demon master for a little thing, so he was directly classified by the nobles of the Shenlong Empire as a person who should not be provoked when it is absolutely necessary. Sihu * Tenn, the favorite son of the Sihu family, has the strength of a high-ranking samurai and belongs to the nobles of the powerful faction. The Sihu family controls one-tenth of the mines of the Shenlong Empire, and the head of the family, Sihu Baduo, is also a duke. For Sihu Teen, who has a super strong backstage, he is also classified as a person who cannot be provoked by the nobles of the Divine Dragon Empire. Edward, whose ostensible identity is the only son of Prime Minister Zuo, is actually the hidden family of the Shenlong Empire: the eldest son of the Ai family, who controls one-tenth of the mines and two-tenths of the weapon shops in the Shenlong Empire.

In order to dispel Sophie's temptation, Yokoha once again looked at Kedo Shackles, Sihu Turn, and Edward, and said, "Fools! Fools! Fools! You are all fools! Only fools make decisions to others. Hehe...... You are fools! fools! fools......"

After all, I want to show my gentlemanly degree in front of the beautiful 'woman', and I didn't get angry on the spot, so I took off the white gloves on my hands, threw them on Hengye, and said coldly with an iron face: "Viscount Longwu, I, Keduo *shackles, propose a duel to you!"

Duel with gloves off is the oldest duel in the Tian Yuan Continent, and it is said that this duel will be followed by the gods, and it is one of the fairest duels in the Tian Yuan Continent. If someone cheats in a duel, the gods will condemn him and make him a waster. Similarly, the losing side is cursed by the gods unless the losing side can give the winning side enough ransom for the winning side to ask the gods to revoke the punishment for the losing side.

Thinking it was a hidden weapon, the body subconsciously caught the white gloves thrown by Keduo * Shackles. At this moment, Yokoha didn't know that he caught the white gloves thrown by Keduo * Shackles, which means that he agreed to the duel of Kedo * Shackles.

"Long Wu caught the white glove of Keduo *shackle?" For a while, everyone present couldn't believe what was happening in front of them, Long Wu caught the white glove of Keduo *shackle!

Of course, Sihu Turn, Edward, who didn't want to let Kedo * shackles take advantage, at the same time, also took off the white gloves in their hands and threw them to Yokoha.