Chapter 10: Bastard Hero
Feng Ying Lou quietly looked at the content in the palm computer, and when he was watching, Xiao Xiaoxiao knew what Feng Ying Lou was doing, so he walked directly to Feng Ying Lou, raised his chin slightly, and looked directly at Feng Ying Lou with an expression mixed with envy and hostility.
When Fengyinglou finally finished reading the long content, handed back the handheld computer to Xu Tingting, and smiled a little chin raised higher, "After reading it, what do you feel, jumping clown?" ”
Fengyinglou looked deeply at the man standing in front of him, he was too unruly, so in the special world of the military camp, if he couldn't become a hero in the limelight, he would be trampled on to the end. And obviously, the god of luck did not favor him, but no matter what he encountered, no matter how many ups and downs, his temper was still as hard as a stone.
The most important thing is that such a man who has been confirmed by experts and has only four years left in his life, with such an exaggerated posture, appears in front of them, he really wants to be a clown who shakes his head and laughs again and again? !
"No," Wind Shadow finally spoke, "You're a hero." ”
"Hahaha......" smiled slightly, "Are you sure what you just saw is really my profile?" Please take a closer look, I'm sick and I'm about to hang up, that's why I'm so unscrupulous in doing things, and I don't take other people's feelings to heart, I put it bluntly, but I'm just unwilling, I want to return to the light and struggle, and you still say I'm a hero?! ”
"You do sometimes, do things like a jerk!"
Feng Yinglou stared at the small eyes of the smile, and said in a deep voice: "When you were a company commander on the border line, the superior sent a female soldier to your company to study in depth, I think the division commander who looks at you differently should have secretly greeted you, and asked you to treat the daughter of the deputy commander carefully, as long as you behave well enough, with your military merits, Tigan can be said to be captured, but the file said that you teased the other party on the spot, and finally made the girl cry and run away." ”
"There is such a thing," mentioning his disgraceful experience, Xiao Xiaoxiao nodded and admitted without shyness, "The division commander wants to take care of me, but I have done such a show, it can be said that the wolf's heart and dog lungs are extreme, which makes the division commander's face dull, and makes him angry enough." ”
Feng Yinglou looked curious, "You know that she is the daughter of the deputy commander, and you dare to flirt?" Can you tell me what you said at the time, didn't say anything about her running away, and went to the regiment headquarters to sue you first, and in the end she was still angry, and then ran to the division headquarters and cried for several hours?! ”
Xiao Xiaoxiao rubbed her nose and said casually: "It's nothing, I praise her for her good looks, her round buttocks are protruding forward and backward, her figure is first-class, and her face bag looks like the first woman who accompanied me to bed." Then I told her very seriously, don't blow your beard and stare at me like that, her breasts are already magnificent enough, there is really no need, and then practice qigong to drum higher, otherwise, before the age of forty, she will become a soft face bag hanging on her chest. ”
Hearing this, most of the people present looked at Xiao Xiaoxiao's eyes full of words: "You kid is a super bastard!" ”
Fengyinglou suddenly said: "If I'm not mistaken, on the Sino-Indian border, the number of our and the Indian army is one to eight. ”
Seeing Xiao Xiaoxiao nodded, Feng Yinglou continued: "Mountain warfare cannot use large-scale armored forces, so the most effective fire suppression is artillery and air force. In terms of artillery, the Indian army is equipped with 155 mm caliber guns imported from Sweden, which are at least five years more advanced than the artillery used by our army; The Indian Air Force has built several times more airfields along the border than we do; The only thing in which our army has absolute superiority is the large number of missiles deployed by the Second Artillery Corps around the border line. Once the war starts, of course, victory will be ours, but in a short time, the troops stationed at the forefront of the border line will inevitably suffer a big loss! ”
Xiaoxiao snorted lightly, "You did your homework well!" ”
"It's because of this understanding that you know that sending that female soldier to your company is the kindness of your superiors to promote you, and you understand more clearly how much it will help you in your future career if you marry that eldest lady, but you can't bear it, and you don't want to let a young and beautiful girl accompany you on adventures. The most ridiculous thing is that you obviously have good intentions, but because of your shyness, or because you are not good at expressing emotions, you use the mask of 'hooligan' to disguise yourself, and while driving the other party away, you also create a big trouble for yourself! ”
After saying these words, Feng Ying Lou made a final summary: "So, in my opinion, you are a hero who acts recklessly and acts like a bastard!" I believe that even if you are not terminally ill, when it is time to fight hard, you will still rush forward without hesitation, and there will be no difference from now! ”
Xiao Xiaoxiao must admit that he was really stunned, the man in front of him had just read his life history, and this less than ten minutes of contact had completely seen through him. Raised his head sideways, looked at Fengying Lou blankly, and after a long time, Xiao Xiaoxiao slowly raised his right hand, stretched out a thumbs up to Fengyinglou, and said sincerely: "You kid, awesome!" ”
has been seen through by Fengying Building, Xiao Xiaosuo gave up all his disguises, and said: "I'm not even a scout, purely from a military technical point of view, I am definitely not a strictly trained special forces opponent of you, but think about it, if we encounter the enemy's special forces when we are on duty on the border line, should we immediately raise our hands and surrender, or can only open one eye, close one eye, and let them swagger through the market under their noses?" ”
Speaking of this, Xiao Xiaoxiao patted the huge metal box at his feet, and said: "So I just want to represent ordinary soldiers and compete with you best special forces, and I want to state in advance that I am definitely not an opponent in a head-to-head duel, so what I want to make is 100% a bad move, if you don't agree, you can drive me out now!" ”
Hearing the small words, some young special combat team members showed a thick disapproval on their faces, but the faces of several captains slowly became serious. The greatest significance of special forces, to put it bluntly, is to defeat mediocrity with elites, and use their strong survivability and combat effectiveness to complete arduous tasks that ordinary troops cannot reach at all, and of course cannot complete.
But Xiao Xiaoxiao, a soldier who has dreamed of "special forces" since he was a child, but because of the tricks of fate, he passed by the group of special forces, did not sigh for a long time because of his life experience, and did not give up his own pace of progress, he has now cheered up, went the opposite, and put all his energy into studying how to win the elite with mediocrity.
To put it bluntly, he wants to use ordinary troops to defeat the most rigorously trained special forces.
Looking at the huge metal box at Xiao Xiaoxiao's feet, no one knew what was hidden inside, everyone present must admit that this bastard hero, who had already made them have a little respect in their hearts, was indeed prepared!
(To be continued)