Chapter 50 The Imperial Examination
Li Yibai saw that this small cubicle was really small, the width of three people standing side by side, a horizontal plank was the table, the candidates were facing outside, this cubicle had no door, and it was open to the outside, the weather in autumn was already cold, if it was windy, this compartment was really cold.
The place where the examinees slept was another plank in the cubicle, and there was nothing on this 'bed', not even a straw, which was not as good as the conditions in the cell.
For these three-day exams, there is a saying that the three-day exams are boiled into ghosts, which shows how hard the exams are.
After the samurai gave the candidates pen, ink, paper, and inkstones, he left behind two wowotou and a bowl of porridge. Li Yibai said in his heart, I remember that the first few exams were not given two steamed buns? It is estimated that it was deducted by the officials of the examination room and replaced with a nest head.
Wu Fan was excited when he saw the wowotou and porridge that came down, and said in his heart, I finally ate the imperial grain, although it was a little worse, but it was always the favor of today's son, one day I will become an official, and I have been eating the imperial grain.
The candidates finished eating, the exam officially began, and many candidates were working on their essays. But Zhuang Yu and Wu Fan have already begun to write.
Li Yibai, on the other hand, was scribbling on the paper, and after a while, he saw the patrolling samurai walking away. I want to go back to the United States to enjoy life, and I won't stay in such a suffering place.
Li Yibai took the paper and pen in the examination room with him, and used his consciousness to open the space-time transmission system. [Level 1 transmission capability, shooting]
There was a blank slate
Li Yibai opened his eyes again, and he was already in the room of the villa in the Bay Area.
Li Yibai came to the living room, Niantong saw him and threw himself into his arms, "My dear, you're back." You come back every time you come back with a haunted spirit. ’
'Hehe, I'm a magician. So it's a little bit magical. Li Yibai said with a smile.
Niantong still wanted to stick to Li Yibai, Li Yibai let go of her and said, "My dear, I will copy the test papers of this imperial examination and then play with you." ’
'Imperial examinations. What are you talking about. Nian Tong asked, his eyes wide.
Li Yibai unfolded the Northern Song Dynasty rice paper he brought, picked up the brush and dipped it in ink, and then opened the photo of Li Chaoyang's article on his mobile phone, and said while copying the article,
'Honey. I'll tell you who I really am. I'm a magician, and I've been upgraded to a magician because I'm so good at magic. I have the ability to turn fake things into real things, you often see me auctioning off Song Dynasty antiques, in fact, those are fake, they are all made by me.
All I have to do is cast a spell on these fakes and they become real. You must not sue anyone for magic. Now I have to make a real Northern Song Dynasty imperial examination paper, and then sell it to make a lot of money from others, so that we can continue to live in villas and drive luxury cars. ’
'Hmm. Nian Tong nodded and said, "Husband, I will definitely keep it secret for you." ’
Li Yibai said in his heart, Nian Tong is really easy to fool, but she is the kind of person who obviously feels very strange, but she doesn't like people who know a lot of things.
After a while, Li Yibai copied this "Spring and Autumn". Li Yibai checked again to see if there were any typos. Li Yibai's fly-headed Xiaokai is very well written, which is all due to the diligent study and hard work in the previous life of rebirth.
Nian Tong was also amazed when he saw Li Yibai write such beautiful brush characters. 'Husband, your calligraphy is so beautiful, you are so cultured. I adore you so much. ’
Li Yibai said lightly, "I have been the representative of the calligraphy class since I was a child, and these are pieces of cake." ’
After the copied test papers were loaded on his body, Li Yibai began to play with Niantong. Anyway, the time for this exam is three days, and it is still early to hand in the papers, so there is no need to go back so early.
And the environment in the examination room is so difficult, do you go back and suffer the crime?
In the examination room of the Northern Song Dynasty, the samurai who patrolled the examination room with a saber saw that Li Yibai's compartment was empty. Xindao, I saw this person just now. Could it be that he left so early.
Early retirement is a common thing in the imperial examination, some people faint because of nervousness, some are malnourished and sick, in short, there are more people who leave early, it is not strange.
There are not only people who leave early, but also many people who hand in blank papers. The candidates who signed up themselves were uneven, and many of them were fishing in troubled waters.
At this time, the wind was blowing in the examination room. Facing the exit of these cubicles. Wu Fan's poor clothes are thin, and he only has this one dress. This gust of wind blew, so cold that he shivered, and the hand holding the pen was shaking, of course, this shaking hand could not write beautiful words, but he could not let the invigilator see the crooked words, so he had to rewrite from the beginning.
Zhuang Yu felt okay in a mink coat. This gust of wind was not enough to make him feel cold. But the night is hard to say, this autumn night, it was already frosty outside. Zhuang Yu could only curl up in the corner and remain motionless, only hoping that the three days would end earlier.
Wu Fan was even more miserable, and he could only jump around in the compartment to warm himself up. But after this jumping, I couldn't sleep, and I didn't have the energy to continue writing articles the next day. Therefore, this imperial examination is not only about literary style, but also about energy.
At this time, Li Yibai was lying in a heated Bay Area villa, leisurely eating chicken legs and drinking hot milk, Niantong was sitting next to him, and they were still watching American dramas.
'Master, do you still want pizza?' It's already done for you, have you sent it over? Big Mandy, the babysitter, said.
At this time, Li Yibai was lying on the bed eating. He nodded. 'Send it to you. I ate in bed today, and I was too lazy to go to the living room. ’
Nian Tong took a piece of cake and handed it to Li Yibai's mouth, "Come, dear, take a bite." ’
'Ahh Li Yibai opened his mouth and ate the cake, and sucked Niantong's fingers. 'It's delicious. ’
'Don't make a fuss. Nian Tong said with a smile.
I'm going to make a fuss. Li Yibai turned over and pressed Niantong under him. His action was so big that he knocked over the kang table, and a lot of cakes, milk, and chicken legs were all overturned.
At this time, Da Mandy sent Pizza over, and saw that Li Yibai and Niantong were happy, so he hurriedly retreated.
At this time, in the examination room of the Northern Song Dynasty, the cold wind was blowing even more.
There was a coughing sound coming from some of the cubicles. Wu Fan muttered, "This must be a worse physique than me, this freeze is estimated to be typhoid fever, I can't pass the test, and I get sick." Fortunately, I have experience with multiple exams. ’
Wu Fan was talking to himself while sitting on push-ups to increase his body temperature.
However, the food during the day was too bad. There are only two nests, and this bit of energy is not enough for me to consume when conceiving the article. Now my stomach is rumbling again, and if my stomach can be filled, it won't be so cold. Alas. I don't even have the strength to do push-ups now. ’
The next day, Wu Fan got two new nest heads, he was like getting the delicacies of the mountains and the sea, and swallowed them in two bites, he was so hungry.
And Zhuang Yu is the same, Zhuang Yu originally disliked the unpalatable wowotou yesterday. As a result, he swallowed it in two bites today, and he even imagined the head of the nest as a chicken leg.
Drumstick. Li Yibai was holding a chicken leg in his hand and gnawed on it, and after two bites, he said, "This chicken leg is too unpalatable this morning." Tomorrow it will be another one. ’
'Yes, master. Big Mandy bowed her head and confessed.
After Zhuang Yu finished eating two nests, he began to write hard, after his draft and draft the day before, today's article can be completed in one go, but after it is done in one go, it has to be copied on the side, so as to ensure the perfection of the final article.
Wu Fan also hurriedly used the energy brought by these two nests to write articles quickly. If he doesn't use it now, he will be hungry for a while, and he won't be able to write good articles.
Soon the day passed, and the exam entered its final day.
The exam arrived on the last day, and Li Yibai thought that he should go back, or he would be too late to go back, and the exam would be smashed.
Li Yibai said goodbye to Niantong, came to the garage, and used his consciousness to open the space-time transmission system. [Choose to return to the landing site, Lin'an Gongyuan, cubicle No. 50.] Return. 】
There was a blank slate
Li Yibai opened his eyes, and he had already appeared in the cubicle of the Northern Song Dynasty Lin'an Gong Courtyard. There were no patrolling samurai in front of him.
Fortunately, I didn't come back this time. Li Yibai took out the copied test paper and put it on the table, and then sat there quietly.
At this time, the patrolling warrior walked past Li Yibai's compartment and suddenly retreated.
'You. Didn't you leave early? How did it come back again. The warrior pointed at Li Yibai and asked.
I didn't leave early. I've been sitting here. Li Yibai said calmly.
"No way, I've been seeing you for the past two days, and there's no one here. The samurai said angrily.
'Brother Samurai, you must be dazzled, I haven't left the examination room for the past two days, I don't believe you go and ask the doorman. Li Yibai said calmly.
The samurai did not believe Li Yibai's words, and thought that Li Yibai must be a traitor. You wait for me, and I'll ask the doorman. ’
As he spoke, he quickly ran to the door of the examination room.
After a while, the samurai ran back. 'You've really been here. ’
Li Yibai smiled and said, "Alas, big brother samurai, I have been staying here all along. It's just that there is something wrong with your eyes, you have this disease, I understand, there is a famous doctor who specializes in treating your presbyopia, which is presbyopia caused by hallucinations, big brother samurai, have you been losing money recently. ’
The samurai touched his head and said, 'You're right, I've been losing a lot lately. Is it really because my eyes are old, and they keep coming out of the way? ’
Which of these samurai doesn't drink or gamble after getting off work, this gambling gambles nine out of ten and loses, Li Yibai casually nonsense, and he fell into the trap.
'yes. They know you have presbyopia, so they often treat you badly. Li Yibai said.
'Then please help me, childe.' Please tell me the address of the famous doctor. The samurai began to plead with Li Yibai.
'Don't worry. When I'm done with the exam, I'll take you there myself. ’
When the warrior heard Li Yibai say this, he happily continued to patrol.
(Ask for a recommendation ticket + collection.) Today, I can't open the starting point here and find someone else to help pass it, sorry for being late. )
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