Doctor Hu raised his head and said embarrassedly, "Son, are you here to make fun of me again?" ”

Li Xiang pulled him up and whispered, "How could I make fun of you?" It's too late to envy you! I ask you, what was last night? If you don't say it, I'll call those three girls over, tell you in detail about last night's events in front of everyone, and then find someone to make up a song and sing it for you everywhere! What do you call this song? ”

Doctor Hu is afraid that the more he talks, the more outrageous he becomes, he has seen this son's methods, if he really does this, he will not only not be able to protect his night, maybe his life will not be guaranteed, the tigress in the family just heard that she rested in a brothel for a night, and there is no evidence to prove that she is nonsense, so she is angry like this, if she knows that she sleeps with three girls at a time, she will not beat him to death!

Dr. Hu wiped his sweat and said, "Last night...... Last night...... Not bad! The little old man was busy until dawn...... Just rest! ”

Hearing this, Li Xiang's eyes widened, and he looked at Dr. Hu like a monster, and he was very embarrassed! For a long time, Li Xiang seemed to have made up his mind, and whispered to Dr. Hu: "Old beard, how about this son make a deal with you?" ”

Doctor Hu said vigilantly: "Son-in-law...... You...... What do you want to do? The little old man is a lot older, and please be gracious! Spare the little old man! In his impression, Li Xiang's image has risen to the level of a demon! And it's the kind of demon that whoever encounters it will be unlucky!

Li Xiang sighed faintly and said, "This son was originally going to persuade my eldest sister, that is, your wife, to let her agree to you marry a few more aunts!" You don't like the old beard, that boy has to give up! Ay! Why is it so difficult to be a good person? It's better to continue to do my bad things, after all, it's easier to do your job! With that, Li Xiang turned around and wanted to leave. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Doctor Hu was dumbfounded, hurriedly grabbed him, and said excitedly: "Son-in-law, do you really want to help the little old man's tigress and let me marry a few more aunts?" ”

Li Xiang smiled: "Of course! Don't believe me? Don't you know the means of this son? However, I have one condition! ”

Dr. Hu nodded again and again, "That's, that's!" If you want to do something, you can definitely do it! Of course the little old man believes it! He was very clear in his heart: "The prince in front of him is thick-skinned, shameless enough, ruthless enough, and scheming!" If you want silver and silver, and you want talents and talents, is there really nothing he can't do? When the tigress in the family saw him, didn't she immediately smile and match his sister and brother? With his help, isn't it a trivial matter like marrying a few aunts and wives by himself? Immediately laughed as if flattering, Li Xiang's image in his heart has also become a demon who occasionally does something good! At least last night, that night made him unforgettable for the rest of his life, and the aftertaste is endless!

Li Xiang said in a low voice: "No matter what method you use, you just want to make this son's kung fu in the fastest time and in some aspects only a little better than you!" Also, can you mix some big tonic medicine, which can increase your strength, and make this son a martial arts master! With your eyes closed, you can defeat thirty or fifty strong men. ”

"Huh?! ......" Doctor Hu was shocked when he heard this, thought for a long time, lowered his head again, and said dejectedly: "Son-in-law, I think the little old man is not destined to marry his aunt's wife!" ”

Li Xiang also felt that the conditions were a bit too much, smiled embarrassedly, and said: "Don't worry about the old beard, the conditions can be discussed, just tell me which one you can do?" ”

Doctor Hu thought for a while, and said with a bitter face: "Go back to the prince!" Little Old Man...... The little old man can only complete half a strip at most! Li Xiang asked, "Let's hear it!" ”

Dr. Hu said: "Xiao Lao'er has been practicing medicine for more than 30 years, and he has secretly collected a lot of precious medicinal materials. As for Childe who wants to become a martial arts master, he can only practice hard, but if he uses medicine and food every day, he can also get twice the result with half the effort! ”

Li Xiang was overjoyed when he heard this, and said: "It's okay, just let you take advantage of it, my son will make a deal with you!" Come in, everything depends on the eyes of this son! ”

After that, he dragged Dr. Hu into the brothel and sat with Mrs. Hu.

Li Xiang and Dr. Hu sat down, and Lady Hu laughed and said, "Little brother, you just teased those poor scholars, it's really interesting!" Big sister likes bad people like you! If there is revenge, you will take revenge, it is bold enough! ”

"Holy! What do you mean? How can anyone praise people like this? Li Xiang was secretly depressed, but said with a smile on his face: "Thank you eldest sister for the compliment!" These poor scholars are idle all day long! If you are idle and don't do your job, it doesn't look good! After a while, the younger brother asked them to write a hundred poems in praise of the eldest sister, write one, and award one or two silvers. The little brother is making a book! Let the eldest sister be famous! ”

Woman Hu said excitedly: "It's still the younger brother who cares about the eldest sister and is considerate of the eldest sister!" This bastard surnamed Hu couldn't have imagined this! In vain, the eldest sister slept with him for decades! ”

Li Xiang hurriedly answered: "It's not! Sister, you're going to suffer a big loss! Look at you, these skillful hands are grinding out of cocoons! The eldest sister often cooks, washes clothes, and does housework at home! ”

The Hu woman sighed, nodded aggrievedly, and said, "It's not! The woman is just this life, the eldest sister and I are busy working in and out of the house every day, and even go out to bully people...... No...... It's a chivalrous thing, and I don't have time to do it! Ay! What a pathetic! ”

Hearing this, Dr. Hu almost vomited blood! Looking at Li Xiang again, I saw that the expression on his face was excited, as if he was very sympathetic to this tigress. I wonder what the hell he's doing?

Li Xiang encouraged: "Eldest sister, younger brother is really not worth it for you, you are in the prime of life, how can you live such a life of waiting for death?" How tired! What a waste of youth! A strange woman like the eldest sister should stretch out her hand for clothes, open her mouth for food, bully whoever she wants, and roar in all directions, even the sea will flood. Even the earth has to shake three times! ”

Hearing this, Woman Hu was fascinated and nodded: "Yes, yes, the younger brother really knows the eldest sister's thoughts, and the eldest sister likes to live like that!" But...... If the eldest sister doesn't do housework and cook, won't she have nothing to eat? ”

Li Xiang said casually: "What's so difficult about this? Wouldn't it be nice to have some rings? The little brother has nothing else, but there are a lot of silver taels! The eldest sister just needs to open her mouth as much as she wants! Don't hide it from the eldest sister, the younger brother still has 200 people under him, all of them are first-class men, and the silver is spent, so don't you grab a few corrupt officials and rich businessmen on the road? ”

Mrs. Hu was overjoyed when she heard this, she had fought a lot, and she really hadn't robbed her house! Listening to Li Xiangyi's words, it was inevitable that her heart was itchy, and it reminded her of what she had always wanted to do but didn't dare to do! She said happily: "The younger brother is really like the eldest sister!" Good! In the future, the eldest sister will never be the same as before! The eldest sister and the younger brother fight together, rob together, and bully others together! Hahaha! Eldest sister is so happy today! ”