Chapter Seventy-Three: Who Told You to Test Me?
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After Liu Minghua said this, he knew that it was a little too much, this is a bit of a ** people's meaning, right?
"Phew! Childe, how can you talk such nonsense? I mean, I told you to sit down on the bed and listen to me play, didn't you say it takes a little distance? Xiao Ji was made a little blushing by Liu Minghua.
Liu Minghua sneered: "Oh, is it sitting on the bed? Hehe, it's my misunderstanding, don't blame me. ”
Xiao Ji blushed, and then said quietly: "Childe didn't understand wrong, this is a flower building painting boat, didn't a man come here to look for flowers and ask willows?" Childe was the first man to enter my boudoir, and I'm flattered to be so polite to me now. ”
"Ah, I...... There should be no nonsense. Liu Minghua blushed a little when Xiao Ji said.
Seeing Liu Minghua like this, Xiao Ji smiled and said: "Son, don't be nervous, it's just you and me here, you can talk freely." Hey, don't blame Xiaojiao for saying bluntly, in my opinion, if a man has to enter a woman's boudoir, he will definitely think about it, right? Therefore, Childe has some ideas, and Xiaoji can completely understand it! ”
"Stop! You understand, I don't understand, okay? Xiaoji, don't wronged me, I really have no idea! Liu Minghua now has a feeling of wanting to cry, what is this little girl going to do aggressively?
Xiao Ji looked at Liu Minghua in a daze, and suddenly said a little disheartened: "Hey, no idea? Doesn't the son want to embrace Xiaoji? And in the future, how will you and the flower of Chang'an City be in the future? How about Wushan clouds and rain? Isn't this exactly what men think they are proud of and show off? ”
Liu Minghua opened his mouth and stammered for a while, then sank his face and said a little annoyed: "Xiaoji, I think you really misunderstood." This son doesn't think about you now, it's not that you're not beautiful, I just don't want to see a beautiful woman and can't wait to pounce on it, that food looks too ugly! This son disdains it! Besides, between people, you always have to talk about feelings, right? ”
Liu Minghua's words made Xiao Ji a little surprised, she looked at Liu Minghua with disbelief, and then said with resentment: "Feelings? You noble sons, will you talk to me, a woman in a flower house? Just now my little maid told me - you don't look down on me at all, don't want to enter my boudoir, but let the eldest grandson Jiaqing replace you, right? In your eyes, I'm just a plaything, am I? You just want to give me this plaything to the eldest grandson Jiaqing, don't you? ”
"You...... Aren't you messing around? Damn, what's going on in your head? Well? Lao Tzu is kind to you, you chirp crookedly and say that Lao Tzu wants to you! Lao Tzu said that he was not interested in you, and you chirped crookedly and said that I treat you as a plaything? What the hell do you want to play, you crazy woman? Isn't it fun? "Liu Minghua is really hot now. Lao Tzu doesn't beat women, is it okay to scold women?
"You...... How do you insult me like this? Xiaoji was a little stupid, she didn't believe that the polite Liu Minghua would speak so rudely. At this moment, there were tears faintly flashing in Xiao Ji's beautiful big eyes, but along with the tears, there was also a strange light.
Liu Minghua sighed and said, "How can I scold you? Besides, it's better to scold than to hit someone, right? Oh, you don't have to panic, I usually don't do it, my shot fee is very expensive, unless you take a few hundred taels of silver first, otherwise this son will definitely not beat you! ”
"You...... Haha, I'm mad too! Xiao Ji was suddenly laughed at by Liu Minghua. And he smiled happily, and there was a feeling of raising his eyebrows and exhaling heartily.
Liu Minghua found that this damn little girl has mastered the rhythm again! So he snorted, "Wrong words, wrong words!" Are you angry or laughing like this now? Okay, if you don't want to play cotton, this son will leave, I can't hide if I can't be provoked? ”
Xiao Ji couldn't hold back and laughed again, and then gave Liu Minghua a very tactful little white eye and said: "Childe, Xiao Ji is not playing cotton, my playing skills can be described as superb, don't you want to listen to it?" Also, you really don't have anything else in mind? ”
"Yes! I want to go to the bathroom to pee right now! Do you think that's an idea? "Liu Minghua is on fire, I really don't believe in this evil, I can't handle you as a little woman as a big man?
"Bah, you disciple!" Xiao Ji blushed in shame.
Liu Minghua smiled bitterly: "Well, it's a disciple again?" ”
"Well, why do you say that?" Xiao Ji was very curious.
Liu Minghua shook his head and said, "Hey, because, I'm so bad!" The person who called Ben Gongzi to become a disciple went forward and succeeded. Ah, someone screamed again in the distance. In this way, my son will retire first, every inch of time is an inch of gold, and my son's time is precious. ”
After Liu Minghua finished speaking, he waved his hand to Xiao Ji and wanted to leave. It's really boring, what are you doing here? How should I be thinking about how to survive in Datang now, where can I have time to talk nonsense with you?
Seeing that Liu Minghua was leaving, Xiao Ji was obviously not mentally prepared, she gritted her teeth and stomped her feet: "A dignified man, you actually played a little woman's temper?" Mr. Liu played well! ”
"You...... Can I curse? Liu Minghua turned his head, but his eyes seemed to be able to kill.
Xiao Ji said proudly: "Scolding? Be my guest! Why don't we go to the public and let the son scold him? ”
"Damn, count you ruthless!" Liu Minghua looked up to the sky and sighed, and continued to walk out.
Xiao Ji was so anxious that she grabbed Liu Minghua and said, "Son, are you willing to go back empty-handed?" ”
Liu Minghua said angrily: "Of course I don't want to go back empty-handed." But you're too poor, and there's nothing of value in this room for me to take. Why don't I take something from you? Well, it's been a long time since I've eaten steamed buns, especially the small steamed buns with meat! ”
"Phew, Dengzi, you're talking nonsense again!" Xiao Jiaojiao said angrily, and said softly: "Hey, son, don't be angry." Just now, the little woman didn't know how to advance or retreat, which annoyed Liu Dagongzi. The little woman apologized to you for this! ”
After speaking, Xiao Ji blushed and gave Liu Minghua a salute.
Liu Minghua reluctantly returned the salute to Xiaoji: "Hey, woman, what a pervert!" ”
"Perverted? What do you mean by that? "Xiaojiao is very curious.
Liu Minghua shrugged and said: "It's the meaning of changing attitudes......
Xiao Ji was surprised, and then said coquettishly: "Yes, I am a pervert!" Hasn't Childe heard that women are fickle? Xiaojiao is a woman, and of course she can't be out of the ordinary. Xiao Ji smiled and groaned at the moment, the previous grudge was long gone, replaced by a happy smile.
"Well, I wish you were a little more fickle and get me out!" After Liu Minghua finished speaking, he sat down helplessly. Now in this atmosphere, it is not appropriate to leave.
"What, Childe isn't leaving?" Xiao Ji was very proud.
Liu Minghua snorted: "With such a beauty, a fool will go!" ”
Xiao Ji smiled and said, "In the eyes of the child, am I a beauty?" "Xiao Ji is gentle like water at this time, and she is definitely charming.
Liu Minghua couldn't bear it. This woman is so changeable, she's a goblin!
"Why is Childe blushing? Could it be that you are still afraid that the little girl will not succeed? Xiao Ji found the feeling of playing with cat and mouse at this time, and looked at Liu Minghua with burning eyes.
"Hey, what kind of vision do you have? I can see that I am on fire, drink saliva first! Liu Minghua felt that he must cherish life and stay away from Xiaoji. It's a waste of brain cells to talk to this little lady.
Seeing Liu Minghua look like this, Xiao Ji smiled proudly. But she was suddenly stunned, and her eyes widened and said, "Ah, no! How do I feel that this is the first time you have come to this kind of fireworks place?
Liu Minghua looked at Xiao Ji, took out a look of admiration and said, "You can see this?" The little lady is really good eyesight! ”
"Wouldn't it? Is it really your first time? This is really ......" Xiao Ji looked at Liu Minghua with wide eyes, a look of disbelief.
You must know that Liu Minghua is a handsome and chic rich son at first glance, and it stands to reason that Liu Minghua should often go in and out of this kind of fireworks place. Besides, the eldest grandson Jiaqing, who is with Liu Minghua, is a frequent visitor here!
Liu Minghua was puzzled: "What are the questions?" Isn't it my first time to come and you're not welcome? Why so surprised? ”
"Ah, I'm naturally welcome. The gaffe just now made Gongzi smile...... "Xiaoxiao is very excited now, it turns out that Liu Minghua is not the one who messes with flowers and grass?"
The happy little aunt immediately ordered the maid outside to bring tea and snacks in.
After a while, several maids rushed in, holding tea in their hands, as well as a few antique chairs and a coffee table, placed in the middle of the room.
Looking at the style matching, Liu Minghua knew that this chair turned out to be something in her room. Deliberately made such an empty room? Xiao Ji didn't seem to have planned to let Liu Minghua take a sip of tea before.
After Liu Minghua thought it through, he glared at Xiao Ji, picked up the tea and took a few sips.
Xiao Ji still looked at Liu Minghua with a smile, and a trace of excitement and joy flashed in her eyes from time to time.
Next, Liu Minghua and Xiaoji chatted slowly.
Xiao Ji knows a lot, so the two of them talk a lot. Liu Minghua couldn't understand why there was such a bewitching woman during the Tang Dynasty?
Who is Liu Minghua? Whatever he said was shocking for this era. So when Liu Minghua chatted with Xiao Ji, Xiao Ji exclaimed and sighed from time to time, she was really conquered by Liu Minghua's talent, and now she is becoming more and more enthusiastic about Liu Minghua.
Looking at the time, Liu Minghua felt that it was almost over, so he smiled and said: "We haven't talked about pi just now, I really admire your calculation results." But a more accurate calculation result I have here, that is: 3.1415926535, followed by 897932......"
Liu Minghua was ready to leave after speaking, could he still spend the night in someone's room? Even if Xiaojiao agrees, Liu Minghua won't agree!
For this little concubine, Liu Minghua feels that she is too mysterious, and she seems to be unwilling to be accused of being accused, if such a woman is placed in **, I'm afraid it will be a disaster, right?
"Ah, and a few more decimal places than my calculations?" Speaking of business, Xiao Ji got serious, looked at the long number of pi, and fell into deep thought.
Liu Minghua got up and was about to say goodbye, but after thinking about it, he suddenly took out a beautiful packaging box and said with a smile: "Xiaoji, no matter what, we are all friends." I have a small gift here, I don't know if you will like it. ”
After Liu Minghua finished speaking, he handed the small box to Xiao Ji. This was originally intended to be given to the eldest grandson Jiaqing, but Liu Minghua felt that this kid might not know the goods. Just for the pi result of Xiaojiao, Liu Minghua was convinced, and felt that this thing should belong to Xiaojiao.
The box is from the future era, so it's definitely super fine in this era. When Xiao Ji saw such a beautiful box, her eyes widened all of a sudden. She held the box in both hands, her eyes full of surprise and asked, "Is this ...... What is it? Is it for me? ”
Liu Minghua smiled: "Of course it's for you." Inside is a bottle of refreshing and magically scented things. I think women will like it! ”
This thing is used by astronauts to wake up their brains and get rid of body odors. You must know that astronauts have to take a bath, but it is troublesome. Therefore, this thing taken by Liu Minghua is the best in the 21st century, let alone the Tang Dynasty?
Xiao Ji held the exquisite box, her face was excited, but she said, "Childe, this gift ...... It's too expensive, so I still don't accept it, right? ”
Liu Minghua waved his hand and said: "When I am a friend, I will accept it!" ”
Xiao Ji looked at Liu Minghua warmly: "Okay, then I'll accept it!" ”
Liu Minghua nodded and said, "Okay, it's not early, I'll go out to find the eldest grandson Jiaqing." ”
"Childe...... Do you want to leave? "Xiao Ji is very reluctant.
Liu Minghua pointed to the embroidered couch and said, "I can't sleep in your boudoir, right?" ”
Xiao Ji blushed and whispered, "That...... Childe walks slowly......"
Liu Minghua smiled and walked towards the door.
Xiao Ji was reluctant to send Liu Minghua out.
Liu Minghua went out of the door, and suddenly turned around and said: "Xiaojiao, since we are friends, you always have to tell me who I am to let you test me, right?" ”
"Ah......" Xiao Ji was shocked when she heard this!
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