345, Sun Yu lobbied Gan Xingba [2/3]
Sun Yu was rowing desperately, Yan Yun, a big landlubber, was sitting behind the boat with Xiao Xu Shu, he wiped his sweat and said, "General, row slowly...... You're rowing like flying, and my stomach is shaking so much that I can't stand it. β
Sun Yu said angrily: "You can't help me row, just drag me back?" If you can't catch up with Gan Ning, I will punish you for running five laps around Fancheng County. β
Yan Yun said with a bitter face: "Running ten laps is better than taking a boat, on land, let's kill people and set fire without frowning, take a boat...... Oops......"
Sun Yu decided to ignore him and brushed a piece of wood pulp in the water as if it were flying. His strength was so great that with each stroke, the hull of the ship had to rush forward, and the force of each wave was at least equal to the strength of ten sailors. Paddled a small boat like a flying fish, and almost flew off the water.
In just a short time, Sun Yu caught up with the Jinfan thief fleet in front, and in the cool river breeze, the light copper bell came from afar.
A large group of brocade sail thieves shouted from the ship: "What a quick sampan! β
"What kind of weirdo is this?"
"He's rowing faster than ten!"
"God! If I can row like this, who the fuck can catch up with me on the water? β
In a large number of strange screams, Sun Yu rowed two more strokes, only a dozen zhang away from Gan Ning's ship.
The fleet in front suddenly stopped, and Gan Ning walked to the stern of the boat, waving at himself, as if shouting something loudly, but the voice was too small for Mao to hear a single one.
Sun Yu sweated profusely, thinking: This is only ten zhang, and the distance in the future is only more than thirty meters, normal people will definitely be able to hear clearly if they open their throats and shout. Seeing that you shouted with a red face and a thick neck, but you didn't make a fart sound, aren't you disgusting?
Then Sun Yu heard Meng Xiang pull his throat to help Gan Ning speak: "The man who is chasing, are you going to join the old lady's Jinfan thief?" Hahaha! β
I fainted, that's it? This sentence has a fart use, shouting in a voice so thin that the ghost can't hear it clearly, you know that your voice is small, don't shout this useless nonsense.
Sun Yu rowed a few times angrily, and finally pulled the boat to the side of Gan Ning's big boat.
Gan Ning looked at Sun Yu proudly, and thought: The old lady's brocade is still a little useful, no, someone has come to take refuge in me, hahaha, it seems that the old lady is still able to move on this river.
Sun Yu saw her with a strange smile on her face, and he didn't know what she was laughing at.
The rope ladder hung down from the big boat, Sun Yu easily climbed up with Xu Shu in his arms, but Yan Yun was not used to this thing, and it took him half a day to climb it clumsily.
When Sun Yu got on the boat, Gan Ning said with a smile: "Man, are you here to take refuge in me?" β
Sun Yu hurriedly said: "It's not ......"
"Isn't it?" Gan Ning said angrily: "Could it be that I don't have a water village and think that my Jinfan is not majestic?" β
Ahem, what the hell are you thinking? Sun Yuda is depressed, woman, don't have such a rich imagination, is it okay to have such a jumping surname? Give me something reliable.
Sun Yu hurriedly said: "I'm not here to join in, but ...... I would like to ask where the king is going to set up camp? β
When Gan Ning heard this, he frowned vigilantly: "What are you asking for?" Do you want to bring officers and soldiers to encircle me or do you want to find another bandit to annex me? Is my Jinfan not working now? β
I'm fainting, broken woman, don't you dare to mention your Jinfan if it's okay! Sun Yu really wanted to fan her head-on with the sole of her shoe, but now that she was on the boat, if she really fought, Sun Yu knew that she was definitely not the opponent of this water monster, so it was better to spare her life.
Sun Yu hurriedly said: "Miss Gan, I guess you went north this time because the Yangtze River was crowded with Liu Biao and Jiangdong's warships, so you didn't have anywhere to stay, so you came to the Han River, right?" β
"Huh? How do you know? Gan Ning was shocked: "Now any passer-by in Jingzhou also knows about this?" No wonder my Jinfan has no deterrent power, grandma's, my mother is going to cut off all these tongue-chewing people! β
It's Jinfan again, Sun Yu almost couldn't help but take off his shoes and beat her, and finally couldn't help this impulse, wiped his sweat and said: "No one passed it on, but I guessed, if Miss Gan has no place to set up camp, I have a good idea......"
Gan Ning heard him say that he guessed, so he breathed a sigh of relief, reached out and flicked the copper bell on his waist, making a jingling sound, and then said seriously: "What idea?" Let me explain first, don't make a mess of bad ideas, if you damage my prestige of Jinfan, I will have endless ties with you. β
Broken woman, brother can't bear it, you mention your Jinfan again, brother puts you in a look like eighteen. Sun Yu was so depressed that he couldn't do it, but the business was important, so he still had to endure it, Sun Yu hugged his fists and said: "Since Miss Gan has no family, why don't you go all the way, a certain official body, these brothers under you can also follow you to become a pure white family, and you don't have to bear the name of thief in the future." β
When Gan Ning heard this, the joy on her face suddenly disappeared, she turned her back to the sky, thought silently for a while, and suddenly said, "Are you from Liu Biao in Jingzhou?" β
Sun Yu smiled and shook his head: "No, I have nothing to do with her!" I don't think you like to take refuge in Liu Biao, this person has no great ambitions, and he is a good person, and a hero like you will be useless when he enters her house. β
Gan Ning said again: "Then you are Jiangxia Huangzu's person?" β
Sun Yu said with a smile: "Jiangxia Huangzu attaches great importance to being born in a noble and lowly manner, and with your identity as a Jinfan thief, you will definitely not be reused after joining Liu Biaojun." What's more, Huang Zu is a vassal of Liu Biao at all, you can't even look down on Liu Biao, so naturally you can't look down on Huang Zu. β
Gan Ning said again: "Then you are from Han Xuan in Changsha?" β
Sun Yu laughed and said: "Han Xuan is just a rat, how can he be a hero in the world." β
Gan Ning said again: "Then you must be from the Sun family in Jiangdong." β
Sun Yu still shook his head and said, "The Jiangdong Sun family is not a good destination for you. β
Gan Ning said in surprise: "Why? I see that the Jiangdong Sun family is strong and has no second prestige, why is it not a good destination for me? β
Sun Yu said with a smile: "The Jiangdong Sun family has a strong navy and famous generals, if you join the Jiangdong Sun family, it is just the icing on the cake, and you will not be reused." β
Gan Ning was surprised and couldn't help asking: "Strange, according to what you say, don't I have nowhere to go?" Could it be that my Jinfan is so useless? β
I wipe, it's Jinfan again, Sun Yu shook his head and said: "I'll just say it directly, the most suitable force for you to join now is the Hebei Gongsun clan." β
Gan Ning didn't react for a long time when she heard this, she picked her head, and then took a closer look at Sun Yu's face to make sure that he was not a fool. Gan Ningcai said loudly and angrily: "Are you mistaken? This is the Han River, connected to the Yangtze River, we are not the Yellow River here, do you want me to vote for the Gongsun clan in Hebei? Unless my sail can fly, how can I get there? Did you let the fleet go ashore and walk through? β
Gan Ning said angrily: "It turns out that you are here to entertain me!" Can my sail be used for fun now? Come on, drag this man down and cut him down! β
Although Gan Ning was furious, her voice was too quiet, and none of her subordinates heard it, and no one came to drag Sun Yu away.
Sun Yu smiled: "You know the situation in the world, right? Dong Zhuo usurped the country, the world was in turmoil, Cao Ying had been annexed by Dong Zhuo, Gongsun Army gave up Hebei, and the whole army moved south......"
Gan Ning snorted coldly, pointed to the north impatiently and said, "Move? Can you move here? The cities along the way are all blind? Liu Biao's army was still stationed in Nanyang County, and Wei Yan and Wen Ping, two generals, had led the army north a few days ago. When Gongsun Jun touched the edge of this Han River, the spring of a thousand years of demons had arrived. β
Sun Yu smiled and said, "If you can move over, are you willing to vote for Sun Jun?" β
Gan Ning snorted: "I won't vote if I move over, what's good about voting for Gongsun Jun, a group of Hebei turtles, I'm afraid I can't even row a boat, and with them, I don't even know how to die." β
When Sun Yu heard this, he suddenly laughed and said: "King Gan, why are you so unenlightened, it is precisely because Gongsun Jun has no water army and can't row boats, you can be reused if you go to vote for them!" If you go to join the Sun family in Jiangdong, there are so many generals in the navy, will they want you? On the other hand, Gongsun Jun, there is no navy at all, as soon as you go, you will be a lone seedling, wouldn't you immediately become the governor of the navy? The icing on the cake is not as good as sending charcoal in the snow, which is the truth. β
"Huh?" Gan Ning heard this, his heart moved, and he secretly thought: It makes sense, the icing on the cake is not as good as sending charcoal in the snow, this is true, if I vote for Jiangdong or Liu Biao, I will not be reused, if I vote for Gongsun Jun, maybe I will really become the governor of the navy.
She thought about it for a while, and the more she thought about it, the more excited she became. However, I thought about it again: Gongsun Jun has not seen a single ghost shadow now, and he has not even skimmed the eight characters, so I want to do so much.
So she raised her head and sneered at Sun Yu: "This lobbyist man of Gongsun Jun, your mouth is not bad, but this can't change the situation that Gongsun Jun is still separated by 108,000 miles, even if I want to vote for Gongsun Jun, I have no place to vote, now I have to find a water village for myself to live in, otherwise I don't have to wait for Gongsun Jun to come, I will starve to death on the Han River first." β
Sun Yu saw that she was already moved, and she was overjoyed, haha, the level of my brother's abduction of my sister is getting higher and higher, and now even a 20-year-old girl can turn her lips and succeed in abduction, what will be the future, a girl, a royal sister, a wife...... You can come with your hand, hahahaha! Ahem, wives don't.
He smiled and said to Gan Ning: "Actually, the problem of Shuizhai is easy to solve. β
"Oh?" Gan Ning tilted his head and stared at him.
Sun Yu said: "Water thieves, let's just rob their water village." Anyway, Mei Shiki is already dead, and the water thieves have no leader, so it is a good opportunity to break through their water village in one fell swoop and collect it for use. β
Gan Ning's heart moved, what a plan, why didn't I think of it? Oops, since I was a child, I didn't say that I wanted to fight, and thinking about things is not my forte.
Gan Ning coughed and said, "You said that you robbed the water thief's water village, but do you know where the water thief is?" Our Jinfan thieves are mixed with the Yangtze River, and Hanshui is the first time to come, so I am not familiar with the waterway situation here. β
Sun Yu smiled: "It's not enough to follow the water thieves who escaped just now, they should be on the water not far in front of us." β
"If you say you're tracking, you're tracking?" Gan Ning said angrily: "There is no land on the river, there are no big trees, there are things like stones to hide, if the enemy ship follows our small boat, people will not see it?" With us following, will people stupidly lead us to their water village? Sure enough, it was a Hebei turtle, and his eyes were black on what was on the water. β
Sun Yu laughed and said, "You can't follow the enemy ship from a distance, but I can!" β
"Can you?" A group of water thieves under Gan Ning laughed together when they heard Sun Yu's words, and Meng Xiang laughed: "You're only afraid that you can fly, right?" You can also use martial arts, right? Will you still have children? β
Sun Yu also laughed and said: "I can't fly, and I can't have children, but what about martial arts skills...... Barely a few! β
At the moment when everyone's faces showed disbelief, and they didn't have time to speak.
A green light flashed on Sun Yu's body, and two huge green words jumped above his head: "Divine Eyes".
Sun Yu stretched out his hand and pointed in front of him, and said with a smile: "The defeated army of the water thieves is on the water ten miles in front of us, fleeing in embarrassment towards the upper reaches of the Han River, as long as you follow the guidance of my 'divine eyes', you will not be lost." β
It turned out that Sun Yu had secretly ordered nm01 to fly up to the sky to reconnoiter just now, and mastered the movements of the fleet of the water thieves.
The moment the green word jumped up, the Jinfan thieves next to him were all stunned!
"Do you really know martial arts?"
"Damn, how can a man use martial arts?"
"Is this a man or a woman?"
The voices of discussion immediately resounded, and even Gan Ning's eyes widened with a look of disbelief. She remembered that because the lobbyist was a man, she hadn't asked for his name...... After half a sound, Gan Ning was the leader after all, and she reacted relatively quickly, and she shouted loudly: "The old lady knows, you are ...... You are the world-famous Hebei Sun Xunzhen, the only man in the world who can use martial arts! β
Sun Yu laughed and said: "Congratulations, you guessed it, I am Hebei Sun Xunzhen, otherwise I will lobby you to join the Gongsun Army for what you are doing?" Are you panicked when you're full? β
"Oh my God, this man is Sun Yu."
"It's the guy who killed Huaxiong with Tiger Prison Pass and Sun Jian."
"I've heard of him, he beat Cao Ying in Xuzhou."
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The thieves almost exploded, and many men craned their necks to see what the legendary strongest man in the world looked like.
Gan Ning looked at Sun Yu stupidly for a long time, and finally woke up, reached out and slapped the copper bell on his waist, making the copper bell jingle non-stop.
Then she exclaimed loudly: "What kind of fame? When you name it, everyone will be screaming! Is the old lady's Jinfan not as effective as a man's name now? β
It's too quiet to hear! If you have a small voice, don't ring the bell while talking, okay? Sun Yuda was depressed.
At this time, Meng Xiang, the repeater next to him, began to speak, and he was shocked as Gan Ning looked: "What kind of fame?" When you name it, everyone will be screaming! Is the old lady's Jinfan not as effective as a man's name now? β
Sun Yu finally heard what she was talking about this time, Jinfan again? You broken woman, can you not always mention your Jinfan! Brother doesn't beat beautiful women, but brother wants to beat men. Sun Yu flew up and kicked Meng Xiang into the water.
(To be continued)