Chapter 142: Martial Arts
Seeing that Wang Yuan was speechless, Liu Jun said proudly: "I'm afraid, don't bother the master if I'm afraid, tomorrow my mother will personally invite you to our house, what kind of apprenticeship will be arranged for us, you have to refuse her, do you hear it." ”
Wang Yuan smiled and said: "It turned out that your mother was going to officially invite me to teach you, so you came to greet me in advance and threatened me not to agree." ”
Liu Jun said: "So what? You have to promise me, my mother promised you the money, and the master will give you double, you should be satisfied. ”
Wang Yuan shook his head and said: "It's not a matter of money, I promised your mother's matter, how can I regret it halfway?" You don't understand the importance of this matter, so I can't do what you say. ”
Liu Junleng said: "You actually rejected me. ”
Wang Yuan smiled: "I told you a long time ago, I am not a cowardly person, I am afraid that your threats are useless to me." ”
Liu Jun's little face turned red, and he said fiercely: "Since this is the case, you can't blame the master." I know you're a Hanlin Scholar now, and I can't touch you easily. But there's one thing I want to know, how can you be my teacher? My mother said that you are both civil and military, but I don't see anything special, you want to be my teacher, you have to convince me to succeed. ”
Wang Yuan smiled: "How can I convince you?" ”
Liu Jun said: "You always have to compete to know, do you dare?" ”
Wang Yuan knew that he couldn't underestimate this nine-year-old child, he didn't look like a nine-year-old naughty boy at all, full of flowery intestines, and arrogant and stubborn. Judging from the act of sending someone to deceive him today, this is not something that an ordinary nine-year-old child would dare to do. Maybe he was brewing a big pit for himself to fall into at the moment, but even so, Wang Yuan didn't plan to retreat. Judging from the experience of his later life, dealing with such a stubborn student, one retreat will forever lose the opportunity to submit this naughty boy, so Wang Yuan decided to face the difficulties.
"But I don't know how to compete? Is it like writing poetry? I'm afraid none of you are my opponent. Wang Yuan said with a smile.
Liu Jun pouted and said: "Writing poetry and writing is naturally strong for you, and I have also ordered someone to inquire about your affairs, it seems that you do have some ability, so there is no need to compare this item, I admit that you are powerful." My mother said that you are both civil and military, and you are the most suitable for me to be my teacher, and you are qualified in literature, but I don't know how martial arts are? Today's comparison is how your martial arts skills are, if you can win, you can convince me, what about recognizing you as a teacher? ”
Wang Yuan felt slightly tricky, martial arts was his weakness, although he practiced with Gongsun Lan, but after all, the time was still short, I don't know how much I learned, and I really used it to compete with others, and I still didn't know the bottom in my heart.
Seeing Wang Yuan's embarrassed face, Liu Jun laughed and said, "Are you afraid again?" If I'm afraid, I admit defeat, and admit that I am not qualified to be my teacher in front of my mother, so don't appear in front of my master in the future. Actually, I'm also quite worried, if these big slaves under my command hurt you, it's not good, after all, what kind of bird bachelor are you, although it doesn't matter if you hurt you, but my mother is afraid that she will scold me. ”
Wang Yuan's heart moved, and he asked these Kunlun slaves to do it with him, these Kunlun slaves were tall and strong, and they looked a little scary, but Wang Yuan suddenly had some confidence.
Because the characteristic of Gongsun Lan's martial arts is not to win with strength, but to be superb in skill and tricks. Gongsun Lan once said that the most fearful of her martial arts is this kind of brute force opponent, and the Kunlun slave in front of her must have no superb tricks to speak of. Liu Jun asked them to do it with him, obviously with the mind of a child, he must be very powerful in height and strength, but he didn't know how to break the clumsiness.
"If I just admit defeat like this, won't I be ridiculed if I spread it, no matter if I win or lose, I always have to give it a try." Wang Yuan slowly rolled up the corners of his sleeves, lifted the hem of his clothes, and took off the valuable and fragile jade pendants and other things hanging on his waist, so as not to be damaged.
"That's what I said, losing has to lose with backbone, interesting, and the master has some admiration for you. But since you are competing, if you are beaten with a blue nose and swollen face, don't blame others for being too heavy. If someone else is held accountable afterwards, especially if my mother asks......"
"I'll just say that I fell while riding a horse, you can rest assured." Wang Yuan interrupted.
"Okay, happy!" Liu Jun clapped his hands and shouted: "Big turtle, you go first, if you lose, you will be punished for standing on the stone lock for a day." You are not allowed to eat meat for a month. ”
A dark-faced Kunlun slave came out of the queue when he heard this, and took off his shirt with a tear, revealing a body of muscles with black bumps, and the two muscles in his chest trembled three times, slapped his palms, and let out a loud shout in his mouth, and the momentum was really impressive.
"Dead big turtle, there are no rules like this, take off your clothes in front of us, and I won't call Zi'er if I don't reward you with dozens of whips when I turn around." Qing'er and Zi'er, who were standing on the side, turned their backs and cursed repeatedly. Although the customs of the Tang Dynasty are arrogant, it is offensive for a man to be half-naked in front of a woman.
Wang Yuan stepped forward slowly, facing an opponent who was a head taller than him and had long arms and legs, and his heart was slightly hairy. You must not be caught by this guy named the big turtle, and if you are caught, it will be difficult to get out.
Liu Jun's face showed excitement, his eyes lit up, and he shouted: "Up, up, down with him, down with him." ”
The big turtle roared, stepped forward, and Pu Fan's big palm poked out and grabbed Wang Yuan's face. These five fingers are bigger than Wang Yuan's face, giving people the feeling that they will pull off Wang Yuan's nose, eyes and mouth if they are caught.
How could Wang Yuan let him catch it, his body was short to avoid the front grab, his body rushed out of the oblique stab, the big turtle held the wind in his other hand, and Wang Yuan shouted: "It's good." The pace quickened, and his body slid out of the armpit of the big turtle like a swimming fish, and he heard a tearing sound, Wang Yuan's robe was torn open, and pieces of cloth flew down from the big turtle's hands.
Liu Jun's face turned red with excitement, and he jumped on the chair and screamed: "Okay, the big turtle is good, go on, catch him." ”
Before he could say anything, he saw the big turtle's body shake, support his forehead with his hand, and suddenly bend down and spit out a lot of filth in his mouth, and suddenly the smell was terrible.
"What's going on? Big turtle, what are you doing? Hit. Liu Jun said in astonishment.
The big turtle reluctantly got up, and turned around and pounced on Wang Yuan with filth on the corner of his mouth, Wang Yuan stood in place and smiled: "Are you still strong?" With that, he kicked the big turtle and reached out to block, but as if he deliberately slowed down his motion to hit the kick, he slowed down a full beat.
"Poof." "Poof!" "Whew."
Three sounds sounded at the same time, and the 'poof' sound was the sound of Wang Yuan kicking the belly of the big turtle. 'Poof' is the sound of the big turtle kneeling down, and 'Wow' is the sound of the big turtle vomiting again.
"What the hell?" Liu Jun shouted.
The maid Qing'er leaned over and whispered a few words in his ear, and Liu Jun said in shock: "How is it possible?" ”
Qing'er said: "That's true, the big turtle can't fight anymore, and if you beat him again, he will even vomit out his intestines." ”
Liu Jun gritted his teeth, reached out and grabbed a rattan out of nowhere, rushed forward and whipped it at the back of the big turtle, and scolded in his mouth: "Eat a few catties of meat at a meal on weekdays, it's so useless to fight, what use do you want?" From today onwards, you will be punished to clean up horse manure in the stable, and you will only be allowed to eat gruel at each meal. Useless dog stuff. ”
The big turtle lay on the ground, the flesh and blood on his body were blurred, he was hunched and did not say a word, and he was aggrieved to death. Obviously, he has the upper hand, why did he suddenly feel sick to his stomach and his whole body was weak, what the hell is going on, and it is too bad to have a stomach trouble.
He knew that when Wang Yuan slid through his armpit, his elbow hit back and hit an acupuncture point on the back of the big turtle. That is Wang Yuan learned not many hand-to-hand combat techniques, this acupoint is called the stomach Yu acupoint, the main gastrointestinal peristalsis digestion, although Wang Yuan's impact force and angle are not good, but it still has the effect of making the opponent's stomach uncomfortable and vomiting. If Gongsun Lan hits this hole, the big turtle is afraid that it will vomit blood.
Wang Yuan sorted out the torn robe and said distressedly: "The newly made robe has been scratched like this, and the money has always been gone." ”
Liu Jun said angrily: "Losing you is, you win this game, come again." ”
Wang Yuan was stunned and said, "Do you want to play wheel warfare?" It's not fair. ”
Liu Jun said angrily: "It's a best-of-three game, if you lose this game just now, I will still give you a chance to get it back." ”
Wang Yuan laughed and said: "It's so cunning, and I blame it for not asking it clearly beforehand, but now I have to ask it clearly." Two wins in three games, and if I win one more game, I win. After you win, you will be my student obediently, and you are not allowed to play tricks anymore, and you are not allowed to secretly make mistakes. Isn't that the case? ”
Liu Jun sneered: "How can you win again? If you win, I naturally have nothing to say, and if you lose, you must keep your promise and stay away from me and my mother, otherwise I want your life. ”
Wang Yuan smiled: "Okay, gentleman's word." ”
"It's hard to chase a horse." Liu Jun's voice is childish, but it is also categorical.