Chapter 396: Beware of it
Playing gongs and listening to sounds, talking and listening to the sounds, you don't have to look at the dignified appearance on the face of the leopard, let alone look at the nine masters' panicked style, the players in the Sijiu City gathered in front of the gate of Yijiazhuang Courtyard, and they all felt a cool air in their hearts......
Counting on the scenes of various price comparison techniques in the four or nine cities, seventy percent of the scenes of serious handicraft speaking and serving people with skills have been opened, and the remaining thirty percent of the scenes of comparing handicraft have inevitably led to some people knowing that their skills are not as good as others, and all kinds of meat tricks have naturally been called!
There are price comparisons and diligent practices of various crafts, and quietly smeared a layer of meat oil under the human frying spoon. ☆ →, just waiting for the master in charge of the spoon to put the frying spoon towards the stove, a stream of fire with oil smoke immediately splashed. Speaking lightly, he can scare the master who didn't pay attention at all, and he can also use oil smoke to stain the oil, salt, sauce and vinegar next to the stove.
The master who was in charge of the spoon had gathered his mind and replaced the various concoctions that had been stained, and the people on the opposite side had already brought out a plate of fried dishes. Regardless of the color, flavor and shape for the time being, this dish has already lost three points in terms of speed and slowness!
If you want to count it again, there is the ruthless master, and the meat oil at the bottom of the pot is also mixed with the tiger and wolf medicine that is written down indiscriminately. A thick smoke with a blue-green color is about to come up, and Shengsheng chokes the lung cavity of the master in charge, so that the master can no longer smell a little smoke and fire in the stove, and he will break the craftsmanship and meal rut that people have learned from the fifth watch and slept in the middle of the night!
There is also the price of rolling tin sticky pot kung fu, taking advantage of the unpreparedness of people to replace the tin ingots prepared by people with a bit of Burmese iron. Just wait for the scene to show their abilities, at a glance, you can see that the opponent is anxious to scratch his ears and cheeks - the tin ingots mixed with Burmese iron are dissolved and spread on the iron kettle to be bonded, and the hot and cold are not even calculated. No matter how good the craftsmanship is, it can't stick a watertight white iron kettle......
At present, all the things brought by the main gate of the fire have not yet reached the scene of price comparison technology. It's already bad for people's blatant meat tricks, and the winning side has been reduced by three points!
Sighing slightly, Mr. Yi raised his arm and bowed his hand to Xiang Youbao, who had a solemn face: "Xiangye, this incident today is all to blame for my poor thinking and improper preparation, you can atone for your sins!" Now...... Let's hurry up and send these things into the manor. And then think about a safe way to deal with it? ”
Nodding helplessly, Xiang Youbao hurriedly raised his hand towards Mr. Yi and replied: "Listen to your ......"
Before Xiang Youbao finished speaking, in front of the wide open door of Yijiazhuang's courtyard, a somewhat hoarse voice suddenly came: "Since everyone at the main gate of the fire has arrived, then...... Should the original competition also start on time? I, the Imperial Beast Master of the Tokugawa family, have been waiting for you for a long time! ”
As soon as he heard the Beijing film with a few twists, the players in the Sijiu City who gathered in front of the gate of Yijiazhuang Courtyard suddenly turned their heads and shouted at Mitarai Qian and others who were standing at the gate of Yijiazhuang Courtyard and wearing a kimono: "What a miscellaneous!" Just asked someone to use the next three indiscriminate means, and this came out as a big clove of garlic? Do you want to be embarrassed?! ”
"This is his grandmother's Japanese. But is it true that there are no rules at all? That's the one that no one has to set off artillery to disturb the things, and those things that just entered the courtyard of Yijiazhuang have to make some preparations and adjustments, so they can compete on the scene, right? ”
"Speaking of which, when did these Japanese get into the courtyard of Yijiazhuang? We waited at the door in the middle of the night last night, and we didn't see these Japanese show their faces, did we? Could it be ...... They're all going into dog holes? ”
With a calm face, Mr. Yi turned around and looked at the people standing in front of the Yi family manor, and his voice, which was always as warm as jade in the past, was rarely a little cold: "Although my Yijia Zhuang Courtyard is not a palace forbidden and a forbidden place. But relying on the faces of the masters on the scene in the Forty-Nine City, no one can never enter uninvited! Dare to ask Your Excellency. Are you people from Japan all so unruly and unruly? ”
Just finished cleaning up those Tianjin Wei gangsters who came out to make trouble, and these Japanese who quietly slipped into the courtyard of Yijiazhuang appeared in front of him, and the second master Mei and Xu Ye of the Qing and Hong gangs who were in charge of the Yijiazhuang courtyard only felt a fever on their faces, and they all hurriedly stood beside Mr. Yi. Reaching out and touching a six-wheeled cannon in his arms, Second Master Mei roared in a low voice towards Yute Xiqian: "Is this going to turn the sky upside down?" Okay. Didn't you put the two gangs of Zhongqing and Hong in Sijiu City in the eyes? I don't have to say - after you have finished with the scene at Huo Zhengmen, my Green Gang wants to talk to you about the reason for this scene today! ”
With his hands back, Xu Ye's face was also full of anger: "You have rewarded me with this heart of Hongmen today, and I have written it down!" The coming day is long, let's take it slowly! ”
Wooden with a face. As if he hadn't heard the words of Mr. Yi and the two gang leaders of Qing and Hong, he just bowed deeply to Xiang Youbao and the others: "If Your Excellency can't start the fight with us on time, then according to the agreement, Your Excellency will lose!" Please also keep your promise and deliver the agreed bet! ”
The sound of clamor suddenly rang out from the crowd gathered in front of Yijiazhuang again, and all kinds of shouts and scolding were endless. There are players in the Forty-Nine City who are more temperamental, and they even rolled up their arms and sleeves to squeeze out of the crowd, obviously to reward the royal hand wash and others for cleaning up - I have seen the cheating and cheating on the scene, but I have really never seen such a completely shameless master!
Almost at the beginning of the noise, Xiang Youbao, who was standing next to the cart and always had a solemn face, suddenly looked up to the sky and shouted: "The price comparison craftsmanship on the scene, that is naturally the agreed time, the set tenon, our masters in the city of Sijiu spit a nail, even if they bump into someone to use three indiscriminate means to calculate our masters, then our masters are also ...... Master Gui, bother you to show your face? First, it's your craft, how can you get these gentlemen on the scene to give you a meeting. Secondly...... Anyway, let those unseen things take a look, in these Forty-Nine Cities, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, which way the housekeeping skills of the characters are not something they can figure out! ”
When the words fell, from the tarpaulin-covered car next to Xiang Youbao, an old and hoarse voice came: "Xiangye, my old man has a problem brought from his mother's womb, and it is easy to see a lot of people and a lively scene!" What's more, outside the caravan right now, there must be a lot of gentlemen walking on the scene in Sijiu City, all of whom are characters who can make the ground tremble by stomping their feet, my old man's heart ..... But I'm a little scared......."
Following the old and hoarse voice, the movement of a middle-aged man who was full of anger when he heard it also came out of the cart: "Old man, you can just say this narrowly, right?" On an ordinary day, you would like to see these many famous people in Sijiu City once, but it is not easy to do it, right? Besides, from the entrance of the main gate of the fire to the present, it is also boring to stay in this tarpaulin car, so let's just go out to breathe, right? ”
Before the masters of Sijiu City, who gathered in front of the courtyard of Yijiazhuang, could figure out what was going on, in the tarpaulin-covered car, a woman's cowardly voice came again: "You gentlemen went out to meet people, but asked me to stay in this big car and feel aggrieved?" From the morning to the present hour, the water and rice have no teeth, you don't know how to feel sorry for people, do you? That is, you don't care about me, and you don't take care of your children? ”
As soon as the woman finished speaking, a crisp children's voice answered the woman's words in the cart: "Auntie, I want to pee ...... I've been holding it all the way, and I can't hold it anymore...... I'm going to pee my pants......"
"Hey...... This hapless kid...... These are the new pants that were made for you last month...... You see I don't beat you hapless boy......"
"Ouch....... Auntie, second uncle, he beat me......."
"A little bit of a big child, you can do it too? Isn't it just peeing your pants? Is it worth it when you are so ruthless? Old man, you take care of it too?! ”
"But don't make a fuss! No one in this big family is worry-free...... But I'm mad at my old man......"
In front of everyone's eyes, on the tarpaulin-covered car, there was a sudden sound of a family arguing and tearing, and even the movement of smashing pots and bowls, beating dogs and chickens, and even the tarpaulin-covered cart shook from side to side with this inexplicable noise!
Just when everyone was dumbfounded and watched the cart swaying endlessly, and the sound of disputes in the car intensified, after a crisp startling sound, the tarpaulin covering the cart was slightly lifted, and a half-old man who was so thin that he looked like a stick with reed firewood, the thief leaned out half of his body and made a gesture to everyone present: "Ladies and gentlemen, Gui Laoba, who is begging for life under the overpass, has given you a salute!" This part of the work that I have just served you has a clear eye, so that the wall has ears to hear the truth, and what you see is true! Ladies and gentlemen, you have to feel that my Gui Laoba's work is quite good at training, you have money to hold a money field, and you have a face to hold a personal field......"
As soon as he saw the half-old man revealing his true face, he was still looking at the dumbfounded gentlemen of the Forty-Nine City who were covered with tarpaulin, and suddenly someone shouted at the top of his voice: "This ...... Isn't this Gui Laoba, who is playing ventriloquism under the overpass? Behind a broken screen, there was a table, a folding fan, a piece of wood, and a mouth shouting out all kinds of movement in the world...... Why didn't I the figure out that there was a man hiding in this big car? (To be continued.) )