Chapter 85: Earned a Major General

When Zhang Dongbei rushed down the hill to the white wolf's side, he found that the white wolf was staring at an officer with his teeth bared. Zhang Dongbei looked at him coldly, and suddenly Zhang Dongbei felt a burst of excitement in his heart. I saw a star painted on the epaulette of this officer. For this logo, Zhang Dongbei is very familiar.

Zhang Dongbei didn't expect that he would rob a material this time, and the little devil would give himself a major general for nothing. Zhang Dongbei laughed, and even bent down and stretched out his hand to touch the white wolf, ignoring the little devil major general who was standing on the side.

"That's good for me, you know to leave this guy to me. Go back and reward you well. The white wolf seemed to really understand what Zhang Dongbei said, the terrifying light in his eyes disappeared, he lowered his head meekly, and let out a whining moan in his throat, as if he was enjoying Zhang Dongdong's caresses.

The little devil major general saw that the person in front of him didn't take himself in his eyes at all, and his heart was furious, which made him more uncomfortable than killing him. With a loud roar, he raised the general's knife in his hand and rushed towards Zhang Dongbei.

Zhang Dongbei sneered, didn't get up at all, just turned the muzzle of the gun in his hand. The figure of the little devil major general Chong Ra paused for a moment, looking at the muzzle of the black hole, the little devil major general swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and his feet involuntarily retreated a few steps.

The corners of Zhang Dongbei's mouth rose slightly, and he said coldly: "You are rushing again, you are really a thing that does not know life or death, and those who know each other will throw the official knife in my hand to the ground and surrender obediently, otherwise, I don't guarantee that the gun in my hand will not go off." ”

Although the little devil Major General was timid in his heart, he didn't want to surrender like this, at least he pretended to be righteous and awe-inspiring.

"You're talking about yourself?" The little devil was very surprised that Zhang Dongbei was able to speak fluently, and the reason why he thought that Zhang Dongbei was himself was mainly because Zhang Dongbei's language had a strong local accent.

"You are big, my brother is a purebred Chinese. Don't fuck out there. Hurry up and put down your arms and surrender, or you will be careful of your brother beating you all over the ground. Zhang Dongbei gave him a roll of the eye.

"Baga, we say that this imperial army is the most heroic warrior in the world, and with the blessing of the great god, I will not defeat you. Do you dare to compete with me alone? If I lose to you, I surrender unconditionally. The little devil knew that he had made a mistake, and he was embarrassed in his heart, but the anger in his heart made his embarrassment disappear in an instant.

"Yo hey, you dwarf donggua, you don't know how thick the sky is. He also said that according to the great god, if you have the ability, you can call him for me to see, grandpa and I still beat him so that his mother doesn't know him. Don't you want to give it a try, okay, grandpa, I'll let you know what Chinese kung fu is today. Saying that, Zhang Dongbei directly threw the gun in his hand on the ground. Pick up a dead branch from the ground, then hold it with both hands, divide it into two with your knees, and hit one with your left and right hands.

"Are you going to fight me with two dead branches?" The little devil was a little puzzled, but more of a suppressed anger.

"That's right, clean up you little devils, and these two branches will be enough. Let the horses come. As he spoke, he stretched out his right hand and beckoned to him, his eyes full of contempt.

Looking at Zhang Dongbei, who was so arrogant, the little devil Major General was almost mad, and roared angrily: "Since you are looking for death, then I can't blame you." Let you know that only the bushido of our empire is the strongest martial art in the world. As he spoke, he rushed towards Zhang Dongbei again with his official knife. He had barely taken two steps when the white wolf's mouth suddenly let out an extremely unfriendly growl, and his eyes flashed with a fierce light. The little devil major general suddenly stopped again, and looked at the white wolf with a nervous expression, the fierce posture of the white wolf when he attacked and killed his soldiers just now left a deep impression on his mind, and he had no doubt that if the white wolf pounced on him, he would definitely become the soul under its teeth.

"Damn, aren't you, the great god is watching you from the sky now, you can't do it, otherwise the great god will not have the face to come out to protect you eight lambs in the future." Zhang Dongbei once again gave him an extremely disdainful white eye.

"Awesome? What do you mean? Although the little devil Major General didn't understand the meaning of Zhang Dongbei's words, he knew that Zhang Dongbei's words were definitely not a good thing. has been ridiculed and ridiculed again and again, even the best tempered person is on fire, let alone this little devil major general.

With a roar, the little devil major general finally made up his mind to fight with Zhang Dongbei, and the sword on his head was shining brightly in the sun. The little devil major general's face is full of murderous aura, if you only look at his momentum at this moment, it is enough to deter the enemy, but what is the real ability in his hand is only known if he has tried it. As the saying goes, as soon as the connoisseur makes a move, he will know if there is one.

"Ahh Looking at the little devil major general who rushed towards him in anger, Zhang Dongbei suddenly screamed, his body jumped slightly, and when his body landed again, the whole person was already like a vicious wolf attacking at any time. I saw that his right leg was stretched forward, his left leg was supported by half a step behind his body, and he held two dead branches in front of his chest with both hands, and his whole body leaned forward slightly, like a strong bow full of strings.

Seeing him suddenly make such a strange move, the little devil major general was stunned, the martial arts competition is about either opening and closing, or being smart and light, but no matter what, the body's movements and streamlines should be coordinated, like Zhang Dongbei's posture at the moment, it can be said that it has violated the intent of martial arts, especially in the face of attacks such as swords, we must be on the defensive, and Zhang Dongbei's posture at this moment is simply flawed in the eyes of the little devil major general. The little devil major general was snickering in his heart, it turned out that this guy was a dumbfounded, he didn't know anything at all, he would only bluff people there, and he arrested him today, and he escaped his surname first.

The little devil major general made up his mind in his heart, and the official knife in his hand was even tighter, and he rushed towards Zhang Dongbei quickly, and he rushed to Zhang Dongbei. Seeing that the blade was slashing on Zhang Dongdong's left shoulder, the excitement in the heart of the little devil Major General was even greater. With one successful blow, the great god Zhao really blessed me in heaven. The little devil Major General was already celebrating his victory this time in his heart.

But at this moment, Zhang Dongdong's shoulders suddenly sank, and his whole body drifted to the right, easily dodging his knife. At the same time, a scream sounded again, Zhang Dongbei swam quickly around the little devil major general, and the double sticks in his hand were like a dragon out of the sea to the little devil major general's body, only to see Zhang Dongbei holding the double sticks in his hands, starting from the top of his head all the way to the calf knees, and humming while hitting his mouth: Beat the drum tightly, play the gong slowly, stop the gong, stop the drum, listen to the singing, all kinds of gossip, also sing, listen to me sing, eighteen touch, reach out and touch the sister's face, the silk clouds fly for a long time, reach out and touch the front of the sister's head, the heavenly court is full of addiction, reach out and touch the sister's hairy bay, scattered outside, reach out and touch the sister's small eyes, black eyes, white and white vision, reach out to touch the sister's little nose needle, burn gas, reach out to touch the sister's small mouth, baby baby's eyes, smile slightly, reach out and touch the sister's lower tip, each dagger on the chest, reach out to touch the sister's ear, the side of the protruding head ear, swing, reach out and touch the sister's shoulder, the shoulder of the same Ruan, reach out and touch the sister's flank limb bay, the shoulder bend the shoulder, reach out to touch the sister, the little hairy race, the wool pen, reach out and touch the sister's chest, my chest is close to you, reach out and touch the sister's palm, the palm is bent inReach out and touch my sister on both sides** On the cage buns, there is nothing like reaching out to touch my sister's big belly, like a district planting seedlings, reaching out to touch my sister's small belly, my little belly is soft and soft, my brother's eyes are good, I am quite young, I am fat, I stretch out my hand to touch my sister's buttocks, I seem to be raising a big white cotton, I reach out to touch my sister's thighs, I feel like a winter melon, I stretch out my hand to touch my sister's white knee, I am good, I plough the ox and pull the mud dust, I reach out to touch my sister's calves, don't have to open, I have to touch my sister's small feet, my brother's shoulders are all over my body, I have lost my two sides, I touched the middle, I touched my son, I raised my head, I came to the west, I looked on the sorghum, the swallow became a nest, and the needles and thorns on both sides seemed to be a mechanic, and the weaving shuttle was like a mechanic, the left was coming, the right was cold, only the hot family was hot, the beard was drinking, the body was born white as jade, and the palm was leaning onOn the edge of the basin, the beard is good, drink the soup Er's buttocks, the big is like grinding Santan, half a catty of sesame wine, and the two sides are planted among the willow trees, and the horses and boats are planted on both sides, and the two sides of the path are set aside in the middle of the road, and the old man hears the eighteen touches when he is young, and he also hears the eighteen touches the night when he is a young man, and he also hears the eighteenth touch, and the wife and widow listen to the eighteenth touch, and the pillow cries and cries the wife, and the monk listens to the eighteen, touches and hugs the apprentice, calls the brother, and the nun hears the eighteen, and sleeps until the middle of the night, and the future generations will listen to it, and they will also be greedy for flowers and beg their wives to sleep until the middle of the night, and look at the heartbeat, and the five fingers rub on the high, and dial up to buy and sell, prosperous and noisy, and Zhang Northeast now hums this tune, which he learned in his previous life"Eighteen Touches" is more than 108,000 miles away from the current situation. When Zhang Dongbei sings a sentence, he will hit the little devil Major General with a stick, and he will hit wherever he sings. Zhang Dongbei sang happily and played even happier, but this was a bitter little devil Major General, from the time Zhang Dongbei hit him in the face, he began to beg for mercy, but Zhang Dongbei didn't care about him, since it was eighteen touches, it had to be touched.

After singing the song, the little devil Major General was already paralyzed to the ground, and he was really beaten to the point where he couldn't even recognize his mother.

"Hey, I'm tired, these eighteen touches are really strong, it seems that it is better to use less in the future." Zhang Dongbei exhaled a deep breath of turbid breath in his chest.