Western part of the Federation, the city of Vega. In a residential area called the southern suburbs, but not at all, in a featureless house, there is a glimmer of a television and an intelligible republican language in the living room, and on the opposite side of the television, a woman is watching TV on the sofa.

But what we want to focus on is not the living room, but the bedroom. Some huge creature squeezed out all the pillows and quilts on the bed, and lay peacefully on the bed, rising and falling smoothly as if the part of the chest represented the thing in a deep sleep. There was an alarm clock on the bedside table next to it, and the time was 3:39:55 a.m.

We count to five seconds.

At 3:40, the alarm clock began to scream like a chicken.

The giant creature shuddered, then began to shrink. When it contracted to a certain extent, a human hand reached for the alarm clock, tapped it, and the screaming stopped.

The huge creature that was on the bed before has turned into a man rubbing his eyes on the bed.

After rubbing for a while, the man began to grope on the bed, groping for a long time, "Honey, did I squeeze you out of bed again?"

In front of the TV in the living room, a female voice appeared, "Uh-huh~" didn't seem to be angry.

"I'm sorry. I promise, I'm going to go buy a bigger bed today. The man got out of bed and began to put clothes on his human body.

"Then you'll just swell to a bigger one~" The woman still didn't look angry, but in a funny tone, "Bigger bed, bigger bedroom, bigger house~hehe~"

The man poked his head out of the bedroom, "I'll give you a big house, I promise." ”

"I'll wait~" The woman looked back at the man who was about to finish dressing with a smile on her face, and was stunned for a moment, "What are you doing?"

"Get dressed. ”

"I can see it. The woman lifted the blanket that had fallen on her, meaning to let the man come over, "But isn't your 4 o'clock commission over? ”

The man was stunned for a moment, "Uh...... I forgot. He took off his coat and walked to the sofa, picked up the woman with the blanket, and then lay down on himself, and then put the woman and the blanket on top of him, "lest I fall asleep." ”

The woman smiled and continued to stare at the TV.

"What's being broadcast. The man apparently couldn't understand the republican language on TV.

The woman smiled and replied, "It's the New Year's party on the Republican side." ”

"Is it pretty?"

"Uh-huh~"

After a while, the man's eyelids closed and his breathing began to flatten.

I don't know how long it took, without warning, the man squirmed, and subconsciously hugged the woman on top of him, "Am I getting bigger?

"No~" The woman patted the man's hand to protect herself, "Relax, I didn't fall either~"

"I'm sorry. The man relaxed, and turned his head back to the TV, "A republican gala?"

"Uh-huh~"

"Is it pretty?"

"Hehe, you should go back to bed. ”

The man seemed to be waiting for the woman to say this, but he didn't get off the sofa, only lifted his upper body, "You and I are with you." ”

"No~ I have a morning shift, and I'll go to work after watching it for a while~"

"Then I'll accompany you. The man lay down again, put his arms around the woman's head, and touched his lips lightly.

The woman smiled, adjusted her position, and continued to watch TV.

The man held on for a moment, and his eyelids closed again.

I don't know how long it took, but the man suddenly woke up again and protected the woman on his body, "I've grown ...... bigger"

"No~" The woman began to laugh, "Hehehe, you didn't press me, and I didn't fall down~"

"Hug, sorry. ”

The man rubbed his face and stared at the TV as much as he could. The two readjusted their positions, and the TV was still a republican party.

The man's eyelids began to close again......

"What was your previous commission?" the woman rolled over on the man, looking at the man whose eyelids had just touched each other and reopened.

......The man just didn't react, but soon, he understood the woman's intentions. Men accompany women to pass the time before work, no, now is the time for women to help men accompany women to pass the time before work. We usually call this kind of thing for, love.

Although the love is strong, this topic doesn't seem to be what men want to share, "not a ......"

"Tell me~" The woman blinked, there was no other topic, so she could only hold on.

"Well, it's a boring commission, I'm calling someone from the east. ”

"Wow~Every day?4 o'clock in the morning?" Now the woman is really a little curious, "What kind of phone call? Can't the person who entrusted you make it himself?"

"Uh......" The man was a little embarrassed.

"Say it~Anyway, the commission is over~"

"Okay, curse call. Every day at 4 a.m., I waited for the guy to pick up the phone, and then, and then started scolding him. ”

"Huh?" the woman looked confused.

The man brushed the hair on the woman's forehead, "Don't ask me, I don't even know who the client is." ”

"Ugh. And the check that gives you every day?"

"Lily, do you remember, you should have seen it once. ”

"The mayor's secretary?"

"Yes. ”

"Hah!" the woman's eyes sparkled, "the mayor's ...... The secretary gave you a check~"

The man was a little helpless, "I know what you're thinking, but I don't think our mayor is that boring." ”

"Don't speak for that blood-sucking monster!" the woman suddenly became serious.

The man pursed his lips and turned his head away from speaking.

The woman realized that she had said the wrong thing and quickly remedied it, leaning against the man's chest, "You are not a monster, I love you." I hate the mayor because he's just like you, but he's always on top of his actions. He's the one who makes you have no place in this society, and you have to wake up at four o'clock in the morning for a few cents!"

If the topic is about the social status of the alien race in the West, and more specifically, the status of vampires and other aliens, then no one has a better say than a man who is an alien race and is clearly not a vampire. But he didn't seem to want to say. Gently caressing the woman's back.

The woman spoke again, continuing to divert the bad atmosphere, with a curious smile on her face, "How did you curse people on the phone?"

The man curled the corners of his mouth speechlessly, refusing to be informed.

"Tell me!" said the woman, earnestly, "You're the gentlest man I've ever met!

"Okay. Are you ready? It's—*you. The man said a short sentence with a wrinkled face.

"That's it?" the woman was stunned for a moment, then her eyes flashed, and she couldn't help but start laughing at the man, "Haha! That's it?!"

"Yes, that's it, repeat for ten minutes. The man also seemed to think that he was ridiculous, and shook his head with a helpless smile, "I want to thank the client for not using the commission to show the reward, otherwise, hehe, I wouldn't even get the check for a few cents a day." ”

The woman cleared her throat to stop laughing, and sat up solemnly on top of the man, "Sir, I'm disappointed in you! I guess it's my duty to teach you some words that have gathered the essence of human language, in order to expand your meagre expressive abilities!"

"That'...... Teach me. ”

Sorry, I can't repeat it, let's make it up. But don't make up for it too fast, we didn't come to Viga City, our protagonist, to watch a couple do 'dirty talk'. Something bad is coming......

The door to the living room was slammed open, and immediately afterward, one of the people who entered commented on the teaching that was happening on the couch, "You are a disgrace to humanity, die with him." ”