Chapter 433: Distant Guest, Please Stay
Shen Mo took the wine glass, looked at the Su Xue girl playfully, and said in his heart Is this intentional or unintentional? It's better to be unintentional, if it's intentional, then ...... It's pretty good, too.
was thinking wildly, when he heard the girl Su Xue, her voice like a cold spring dingdong said: "The little girl pays tribute to the adult." As he spoke, he stretched out his green jade fingers, held the white jade wine jug on the table, and poured wine into the two cups on the table...... One is for silence, and the other is the one with lip prints.
"Your Excellency, please." Su Xue said softly.
"Oh, oh......" Shen Mo came back to his senses and looked at the table, but seeing the two glasses lying side by side on the table, his lip prints had been dissolved by the wine, and he couldn't tell which one was which, he couldn't help but hesitate a little, not knowing which one to end...... If it's wrong, how ambiguous it will be? Isn't it a loss of honor in front of everyone? Makes people look at the joke?
His stalemate, the girl Su Xue over there was embarrassed, so she had to whisper: "My lord, don't you dislike the concubine?" ”
"No, it's not ......" Shen Mo said in his heart, come on, choose one of the two, get one. He picked up the wine glass near him, raised his head, and drank it all!
I felt the crisp liquor enter my throat, in addition to the intoxicating mellow and gloomy, there is also a faint rouge aroma...... Even more intoxicating.
Glancing at the empty cup after drinking, it seemed that there was still a lingering fragrance, and he sighed silently, saying that he was lucky.
Looking at Su Xue again, she had already lowered her head, as if she was unaware of everything.
"Su family, don't you want to toast us?" Although Huang Jin has no eggs, he is very lively, and said with a smile: "If you don't toast, you don't have a golden shower." ”
Before Su Xue could speak, the person on the side first played a round for her and said: "Father-in-law doesn't know, Su everyone only plays one song at a time, sings one, and toasts a glass of wine, and it is already a great politeness to come out to meet each other this time." ”
"Hehe, that's it, let's make it up next time." Huang Jin smiled and spoke.
"It's all a joke from everyone, but it's actually nothing," but Su Xue said: "The little girl toasts her father-in-law with a cup." He filled Huang Jin's cup with wine and gently brought it to him.
Huang Jin snorted, and said in his heart that this little girl's skin is quite face-saving, but the wine glass smiled: "Hey, the rules must not be abolished, otherwise there will be big trouble in the future." So saying, he put the glass of wine on the table, and really didn't drink it.
If the Qinglou woman wants to be alone in the dust, she has to have some unreasonable rules, and after a long time, she can form a kind of protection, and once it is broken, it will not be far away.
Everyone said in their hearts, they couldn't imagine that Huang Gonggong was still a master who cherished the fragrance and cherished the jade, but it was a pity, a pity...... Su Xue was also surprised, and smiled gratefully: "Thank you father-in-law for your understanding." ”
"Hey, hey." Huang Jin suddenly became energetic and said with a smile: "Miss Su, I have an idea, if you listen to me, this time the Oiran will be yours." ”
"I don't know what my father-in-law wants Su Xue to do?" Su Xue said coldly with some caution.
"Don't worry, I won't let you do anything." Huang Jin said with a smile: "Those of us who have no roots are most willing to look at others well, and now that we meet is fate, we will take care of you." ”
Su Xue had never seen such a kind eunuch, so she blessed him and said, "Please advise my father-in-law." Everyone was also very curious, and they all looked at Huang Jin, wondering what kind of medicine he was selling in his gourd?
"It's easy to say, it's easy to say." Huang Jin smiled and pointed silently: "You choose a good tune, ask Lord Fuzun to fill in a word for you, and sing it when the time comes, who can compete with you for the first place?" ”
Everyone suddenly laughed and said: "Gonggong Huang is really scheming, so the first place in the Su family will be decided." ”
Peng Xi also smiled and said: "Yes, Su family took the oiran, and they can still leave a good story, don't shirk such elegant things!" Everyone smiled and said: "That is, the adult is the champion of the six grades, Suzhou Taishou, how can you let Hangzhou's Su Taishou and Bai Taishou be beautiful?" I have to give us Suzhou a way to get back this game. ”
Although the parties have not yet expressed their position, they have said that it is impossible not to agree.
Shen Mo had no choice but to smile bitterly: "You don't have to coax, the Su family is among the immortals, and the words sung are beautiful and graceful, without the fireworks of the world." I can't write about it for someone like me. ”
Everyone looked at Su Xue, and saw her fall and said generously: "Unless the adults dislike the concubine." ”
"Where, where." Shen Mo shook his head and smiled, so he had to go on this errand and asked, "Would you like to ask Su to order a music card?" "Although I'm not good at this, but Baguwen is doing well, if you want to write poetry, you want to be endowed, fill in a song or something, and you won't be smiling and generous.
Su Xue smiled slightly: "Any song is fine, adults are not in a hurry, just write it for the little girl when it is ready." ”
"That'...... All right. Shen Mo bowed his head and said: "Let me go back and think about it, at least it must be worthy of everyone's singing voice." ”
"The little woman thanked her first." Su Xuefu was blessed, poured another glass of wine for Shen Mo and said, "Thank you, my lord." ”
"Isn't this a bad rule?" Shen Mo took the wine glass, and the fingers of the two inadvertently touched it, which made his heart furious.
"It's not a toast, it's a thank you." Su Xue smiled: "It has nothing to do with the rules. ”
When he returned home, Shen Mo left Su Xue and the matter of filling in the words behind, for adults, it is inevitable to act on the spot, but it can be taboo to go too deep into the play.
After two days, it was the period of rest for the yamen, because of the hot weather, the two of them did not go out, so they sat side by side on the carpet in the house, and on the left hand side was a mixed fruit plate, with more than a dozen kinds of fruits; On the right-hand side are stacks of books that are a little scattered, all of which are perfect for resting.
Shen Mo took a copy of Liu Sanchang's "Collection of Movements" and rummaged through it at random, while Ruohan held a copy of "The Harmonious History of the Laughing Forest", chuckled while reading, and when he saw the funny place, he fell on Shen Mo's shoulder and giggled.
Whenever this happens, Shen Mo can't help but ask, "Is it so funny?" ”
Ruohan wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, pointed to Shen Mo and said, "This is extremely funny." ”
Following Ruohan's point, Shen Mo saw that the joke was that the Song army won the battle and obtained many weapons, melted them back into the furnace, cast them into the statues of Qin Hui and his wife, and made them both kneel in front of Yue Fei Temple, allowing them to be spurned by the hangers.
Qin Hui's face was covered with phlegm all day long, and he was naturally depressed, so he scolded his wife while there was no one: "Cough, the servant is heartbroken, how can he have a good wife?" Who knew that the Wang family was not a good stubble, and immediately replied: "Sigh, although the woman has a long tongue, she is not an old thief today!" ”
Shen Mo couldn't help but smile: "But it can be regarded as a couple in distress." As he spoke, a sentence suddenly came out and said: "If I am also cast into a bronze statue in the future, let thousands of people spurn, you must not accompany me." ”
"Why?" Ruohan looked up at him and asked, "What else can I do without you?" ”
Shen Mo stroked her blown-up face, and smiled: "You love cleanliness the most, I can't bear to let you do that." ”
"Then ......" Ruohan propped his chin and said with his eyes flashing, "Then I will turn my back on them." After thinking about it, he said, "Yes, I will hold you with my back to them." ”
"What are you holding me for? Aren't you shy? Shen Mo laughed.
"Hold your mouth spat!" Ruohan clenched his fists tightly and said: "My husband is a good person, no one is allowed to spit on him......" Saying that, he suddenly came to his senses, beat his chest with a small fist and said: "You are necrotic, who is not good to learn, you have to learn from Qin Hui, who has only produced one in five hundred years." ”
"I can't come out of a silent ...... in a thousand years," Shen Mo shook his head lightly and said, "Qin Hui may not be able to compare." ”
"Okay, why are you talking about this?" Ruohan pursed his lips and said, "You compensate me for my good mood." ”
"Okay, okay, I'll pay you." Shen Mo hurriedly turned a few pages, found a joke at random, and read it: "A certain old man is old and continues to listen to it at night, but he even shouts 'happy' and frequently calls 'cool'. Zi Daxi said: "My father is old, and he still has such energy, and this longevity is also." ”
Shen Mo turned the page and praised sincerely: "It's really enviable! I don't know if I envy the old man's energy, or envy my son for having a healthy father.
Ruohan's face turned red when he heard this, and he covered his ears and said, "What kind of joke is this?" ”
At this time, Shen Mo had already seen the next page, but when he saw the joke and the last ten words, he read: "If you look at it carefully, you will order your wife to grab her back." ”
Ruohan was stunned for a moment, then fell into Shen Mo's arms with a smile, laughed and laughed, and actually retched.
Shen Mo hurriedly patted his wife's back lightly, and said with a smile: "I've never heard laughter crying, but I haven't heard that I can laugh and retch." ”
Ruohan was not in the mood to laugh with him, so he got up with his mouth covered, and vomited vigorously towards the white porcelain net bucket with the best fruit peel on the side.
This frightened Shen Mu, and he said helplessly: "What's the matter?" ”
Ruohan also vomited at this time, wiped her tears, pointed to the tea cup on the small machine, and quickly took it silently, and caressed her back while letting Ruohan rinse her mouth. Seeing that she had returned to normal, Shen Mo couldn't help but sigh: "Look at you, you only eat fruit all day long and don't eat, this time your stomach is cold, right?" ”
Ruohan glanced at him, but he really didn't have the strength to refute.
At this time, Rou Niang also heard the sound and came in, and said in surprise: "What's the matter?" ”
"It's okay, it's okay." Shen Mo said: "It may be that you have a bad stomach, you ask Sanchi to invite Master Shui Jing of Ciyun Nunnery to come and give Mrs. a number to see if this is the case." "At the end of the day, he's not the kind of person who cares about it.
"No, I'll just eat some diet tablets" Ruohan also felt that what Shen Mo said made sense, shook his head and said, "It's shameful." ”
"Let's take a look, let's see." Shen Mo shook his head, then carried her to the bed, covered her with a silk quilt, and said softly: "Take a rest, be obedient." ”
"Hmmm......" Ruohan said in a happy little nasal voice.
Rou Niang and Sanchi went to invite a nun who knew how to heal, while Shen Mo sat on the edge of the bed and accompanied his wife.
Ruohan whispered apologetically: "I don't know what's going on lately, I'm always sleepy, I can't lift my spirits, I can do the work that I can do in half a day, and now I can't do it for an extra hour." ”
Shen Mo gently held her little hand and smiled: "Didn't you hear that people said that spring is lacking and autumn is sleepy?" Then let's stop doing it for now, and then talk about it when you have enough spirits. ”
Ruohan smiled and nodded, and was just about to speak when he heard a slight knock on the door outside.
Shen Mo frowned, and said to her softly, "You can sleep, I'll go out and have a look." ”
"Hmm." Ruohan obediently closed his eyes.
After sitting for a while, he got up and went out in silence, and when he opened the door, he saw that it was an iron pillar.
"What's the matter?" The two walked away, and Shen Mo asked.
"Mao Haifeng is here." Tie Zhu whispered.
"When?" Shen Mo's eyes lit up, and his heart said, looking forward to the stars, looking forward to the moon, you can be regarded as looking forward to Xiaomao.
"Just got the news." Tie Zhu said: "This kid also knows each other, and he lives directly in the inn he found last time, and he didn't come to the door in person, but sent an entourage to deliver the letter." ”
"He's not an acquaintance, it's a temptation." Shen Mo shook his head and said, "He doesn't worry about us." ”
"Your Excellency...... Do you want to see him? Tiezhu asked.
"See," pondered silently for a moment, nodded fiercely, and said: "Not only do you want to see it, but you also have to see it with great fanfare, and you don't shy away from it!" ”
"That's ...... Not suitable, right? Tie Zhu whispered: "He's a wolf." ”
"Wrong, he is now an officer of the Ming Dynasty, why can't he see him?" Shen Mo laughed, and then lowered his voice and said: "Don't worry, I have already discussed the plan with Hu Zongxian this time, and reported it to His Majesty, with the approval of these two, what else is there to be afraid of?" As he spoke, he clapped his hands and said, "This kind of plan to kill three birds with one stone can only be come up with a genius like me!" ”
"Oh......" Tiezhu never had many questions, so he nodded to indicate that he understood.
The lack of curiosity of the audience greatly hit the performer's positive surname, and he said silently: "Don't you ask which three birds?" ”
"Which three birds?" Tie Zhu said with a smile.
"I won't tell you." Shen Mo rolled his eyes, then patted him on the shoulder and said, "Go and prepare the honor guard, so that Mao Haifeng can also see the majesty of our Ming Dynasty." ”
"yes, got it." Tie Zhu nodded and left, really not curious.
When Shen Mo came to the inn with full honor guards, he searched inside and out, but he couldn't find Mao Haifeng, and he asked the store and said that he didn't know, which was really strange.
So where did this guy go? The answer is on the roof--just now, as soon as he heard the movement outside, Mao Haifeng's subordinates rushed in and reported: "The officer-in-charge, the officers and soldiers are waving flags and holding old blades, and the brigade has already killed the door!" ”
"Fuck, in this world, I can't be mixed up with a real person!" Mao Haifeng scolded angrily, and was about to escape from the back door, but when he saw that there were also officers and soldiers at the back door, he was afraid that he would fall into a heavy siege, and Mao Haifeng didn't dare to rush out, so he climbed to the room with his followers, lying on the roof tightly, staring at every move below.
Seeing so many flags and plaques outside the wall, as well as the bright axe and golden gourd, Mao Haifeng's attendant whispered: "Master, I said that we are throwing ourselves into the net......"
"Throw yourself a fart!" Mao Haifeng saw the team outside, he was not as brainless as his subordinates, and said in his heart that this is the army that came to arrest people? Angry, he slapped the pig's head under his command and said, "This is the honor guard to greet me!" ”
"Ah, is it?" The subordinate said with a demented face.
"I've never eaten pork, I haven't seen a pig run, my father's honor guard every time he travels, isn't it like this?" Mao Haifeng was angry, and said in his heart that the quality of those who go to the sea now is too poor, how can it be like us at that time, they are all half of the gentlemen...... What he said was not all bragging, he went to the sea to make a living back then, he was engaged in smuggling at sea, settling accounts, sailing, and trading, and he couldn't do it without ink in his stomach. But now those who go to the sea to beg for a living are all aiming to be pirates, and the pursuit is low-level first, so naturally they will not be strict with themselves, let alone learn cultural knowledge.
How else to say that the pattern determines the achievement! Mao Haifeng said secretly proudly.
After complaining about the human head pig brains under his subordinates, Mao Haifeng began to think about a very serious question...... Am I going to stay on my stomach, or am I going to go down now?
Fortunately, the silence did not let him continue to suffer from the pain of choice, and after a while, he found Mao Haifeng lying on the roof.
"Brother Haifeng, why did you run to the roof?" Silently put his hands on the pergola, looked up and smiled.
"Well, haha......" Mao Haifeng smiled embarrassedly: "It's too stuffy in the house, the roof is bright, and you can bask in the sun." "It's pitiful, although it's August, the sun at noon can still tan human skin.
"Oh, Brother Haifeng is really extraordinary." Shen Mo smiled and said, "But it's not a problem for the two of us to look at each other like this." Do you think I'm going up? Or do you come down? ”
"I'd better come down." Mao Haifeng said with a smile: "It's up to the host." That's a good word.
Mao Haifeng came down infinitely embarrassed, went in and changed his body, and then came out to greet Shen Mo.
After greetings, Shen Mo invited him to share a sedan chair and go to the government for a banquet.
Mao Haifeng was flattered, the treatment this time was too different from the sneakiness when he came last time!
I only heard Shen Mo and said very affectionately: "The last time Brother Haifeng came, something big was about to happen here, and I couldn't keep you, brother, I have always felt very guilty in my heart." After speaking, he took Mao Haifeng's hand and continued: "Brother Haifeng is here again this time, and if you say anything, you will stay for two more days, let the brother accompany you well, if you don't eat and play all over Suzhou City, I will never let you go!" ”
(To be continued)