"Where there is wine, there is poetry, and if there is wine, there is no poetry? Good wine, good wine, poetry, poetry~"

Bang dang~

Guo Ye was drunk, and there was a breaking sound when he shook his hand, and the wine jar fell to the ground and shattered.

Everyone held their breath and looked at Guo Ye, who was singing a one-man show by Meng Lang, and secretly looked forward to his second poem.

"Hiccup, don't worry, don't worry, it's coming~"

Guo Ye staggered along, looking up at the sky and meditating, and couldn't help but say:

"Weicheng is light and dusty,

The guest house is green and willow-colored.

Persuade you to drink a glass of wine,

There is no one in the west out of Yangguan. ”

"Guys, how's that?"

Guo Ye thought about it, to be exact, it should be plagiarism, he asked everyone present, and then bent down to lift the fourth jar of old wine from the ground, and held the wine jar high with both hands and poured it violently.

At this time, he seemed to be addicted to the wine country, and no longer paid attention to the disturbances and buzz in the garden.

However, everyone in the garden immediately exploded the pot, and the sound rang out, and it boiled.

Everyone present thought that Guo Ye should be shoddy in such a hurry, but unexpectedly, the second poem he improvised was such a high-quality masterpiece.

"Okay, a good persuasion gentleman to drink a glass of wine, there is no reason to go out of Yangguan in the west! Brother Guo is only eight buckets high! ”

"The old friend left, gave wine to each other, the sun set, a piece of afterglow sprinkled, adding a bit of sorrow and reluctance. Good artistic conception, good poetry, and another masterpiece. ”

"Others are drunk and frivolous, but Brother Guo is drunk and poetic, he is really a weirdo, no, he should be called a weirdo!"

Suddenly, the whole garden was full of praise, praise, one after another, under the attention of everyone, Guo Ye drank and disdained, really a romantic maniac.

After Li Tai, the king of Wei in the pavilion, and Princess Wencheng glanced at each other, they fell silent in an instant, what kind of person is this guy? Incomprehensible, incomprehensible.

Only Princess Wencheng still had a smile on her face, nodded frequently to herself, and continued to look at Guo Ye in a drunken state with appreciation.

To say that the most uncomfortable and painful thing in the garden at this time is Lu Chengqing, Xiao Shen and others, everyone complained bitterly in their hearts, and they wanted to humiliate Guo Ye, but they didn't expect him to be out of the limelight.

Suddenly, Pei Yuanhan, the grandson of Pei Lian, squeezed through the crowd and said a few words in Xiao Shen's ear, Xiao Shen's face suddenly changed greatly, his eyes widened with a little shock, and he nodded again and again: "Yuanhan said it in time, why didn't I expect it?" ”

Immediately, he stepped forward, pointed at Guo Ye angrily with a righteous and awe-inspiring look, and shouted: "The surname Guo, you behave like a splash on the street, and you have a reputation for not learning and not knowing how to do it." Hehe, you can also make such a high-quality poem? Isn't it true that these masterpieces are all plagiarized from the sages? ”

Airplanes~

As soon as these words came out, a stone stirred up a thousand waves, and the whole garden was in an uproar again, and the whispered commentators frequently exchanged heads and ears.

However, the object of this discussion is not Guo Ye, but Xiao Shen, who questioned it.

Most people looked at him with a kind of contempt, because no one had heard of these two poems written by Guo Yelian, where did the plagiarism come from?

And the title of today's impromptu poem is still proposed by Xiao Shen's dog friend Lu Chengqing, if you want to say that you are prepared to plagiarize the sages in advance, it should be Xiao Shen, how can you get Guo Ye's turn?

Even Li Tai, the king of Wei, who was silent and thinking in the pavilion, couldn't help frowning when he heard this, looked at Xiao Shen with disgust in his eyes, shook his head and cursed: "Idiot, you actually fanned your own face, you can't afford to lose so much, isn't it shameful enough?" ”

Princess Wencheng called softly: "Brother Wang, this palace advises you to have less dealings with these people in the future, and you will defile your identity in vain." ”

After that, he glanced at Lu Chengqing in a thoughtful manner, so frightened that Lu couldn't help but feel excited, and also looked at Xiao Shen with hatred, and said in his heart, what a fool.

At this time, Chen Zhongda, who wrote for Guo Ye, said unfairly for Guo Ye: "Brother Xiao, you can actually say such a thing, alas, it is really in vain to be the champion of the new department last year." “

The eldest grandson next to him didn't do it anymore, he didn't have such a good face towards Xiao Shen as Chen Kang and Chen Zhongda, and scolded directly: "Xiao Shen, can't you afford to lose?" It's really a shame for your father's old face, I don't think you should call yourself a scholar, because everyone in the world is ashamed of repeated villains like you. ”

However, Xiao Shen had already entered the demon barrier at this time, listening to Chen Kang and the eldest grandson Chong hugging the grievances for Guo Ye, a ** spirit rushed from the asshole to the Tianling Gai, and couldn't help laughing: "Look at it, you are angry, right?" Let me get right, right? Guo Ye, if you have the ability to compose another poem, let Xiao lose convincingly. ”

"Hahaha......"

Guo Ye was not annoyed when he heard this, he raised his hand at Xiao Shen with a wild laugh, and scolded: "Xiao Shen, Xiao Shen, I am annoyed and ashamed of your mother, you are also so virtuous, you can't afford to lose, right?" Your father and I will convince you to lose today. So, let's make a bet, and every time I make a poem, you slap yourself twice in front of everyone. And vice versa, how? ”

Xiao Shen shuddered coldly, and said, "Coarse, vulgar, is this a gentleman's doing?" ”

"Gentleman, your mother's legs, you can't afford to lose, you can't afford to gamble, don't chirp crookedly, hurry up and wash and sleep, get out of the calf!"

"You, you, you have no words, you have repeatedly insulted me, and you are too simple to deceive people!"

"What's wrong with bullying you? To bet or not to bet? Don't bet, fuck off! ”

"Bet, I'll bet with you, if you have the ability, you will make a hundred poems today, so that Xiao will slap himself two hundred times, hahaha......"

Xiao Shen looked at Guo Ye with red eyes, and his mouth responded to Guo Ye's gambling contract, and there was a howl like madness.

Guo Ye looked at Xiao Shen at this time like a stinky maggot in a pit, not only disgusted with his stomach, but also extremely disgusted.

This is not just Guo Ye's opinion, everyone present seems to have the same idea in their hearts as if they have the same hatred as him.

The people next to Xiao Shen took the initiative to retreat, fearing that getting close to Xiao Shen would cause a fishy smell and filth.

However, everyone couldn't help but worry about Guo Ye and secretly sweated. It is rare that this improvisational poem can make a high-quality masterpiece, and now Guo Ye's two poems are already miraculous.

But listening to Guo Ye's words, it seems that he has to continue to improvise poems, and the meaning of the gambling contract is not one or two, is it possible that these high-grade poems are as simple as eating and drinking water in Guo Ye's eyes?

This, this, it's incredible.

Guo Ye saw that everyone's eyes were full of doubts, and he couldn't help laughing again, picked up the wine jar in his hand and poured a few sips, and shouted at Chen Kang and the eldest grandson: "Brother Zhongda, brother eldest grandson, grind, lay paper, I will let Xiao Shen lose this dog thing convincingly today, and slap his face swollen like a pig's head!" ”

"Okay, let his Xiao family's door stink all over Chang'an City today. My eldest grandson Chong sacrificed his life to accompany the gentleman and grind for Brother Guo to the end. ”

"Okay, Zhong Da is better to be respectful than to obey his fate, and he is willing to write poems for Brother Guo, so that the masterpieces can be passed on to future generations. Come on, re-prepare pen, ink, paper, and inkstone! ”

The eldest grandson Chong and Chen Kang spoke out one after another and prepared again.

Guo Ye shook the empty wine jar in his hand and said with a smile: "I've drunk it again, let's have another jar." ”

After that, he bent down and lifted the fifth altar on the ground to burn the knife, simply sat on the ground, and drank to his mouth, and the whole garden resounded with the sound of continuous drinking

"Glow-in-the-dark glass of wine,

If you want to drink the pipa, urge immediately.

Drunk and lying on the battlefield, Jun Mo smiled,

How many people have returned to the ancient war? ”

"Okay, what a drunk and lying on the battlefield!"

"It's a good sentence to fight a few people in ancient times!"

"Good poetry!"

A poem ushered in a full garden of appreciation, and Guo Ye was not moved by the rave reviews, but opened his eyes angrily at Xiao Shen, and scolded: "The surname Xiao, slap your mouth, twice!" ”

Xiao Shen was horrified in his heart, and wanted to retreat into the crowd and not admit it, but there were already good people who surrounded him and couldn't move.

In front of everyone's eyes, Xiao Shen couldn't afford to play tricks, so he had to lower his head and gently slap himself twice.

"Smack, smack!"

Suddenly, there was a burst of laughter.

At this time, even Pei Yuanhan, who had a bad idea about him just now, and the closest to him, involuntarily retreated, pinching his nose as if Xiao Shen was a piece of smelly shit.

And Lu Chengqing, who was wearing the same pants with him outside the pavilion and was a raccoon dog, turned his head away in disgust, for fear of burning himself and implicating himself.

Seeing this, Guo Ye hummed in his heart, you can't live if you don't do evil, you won't die if you don't die, there are three hundred Tang poems, how can Lao Tzu memorize dozens of poems, and you will have your big ear scraper to eat in a while.

Immediately, he drank two sips of wine in a row, moistened his throat, and shouted: "Lao Tzu's inspiration is like urine collapse, and I thought of a poem, you can listen to it!" ”

I only heard Guo Ye sitting on the ground playing with the wine jar, and continued to chant:

"Lanling wine tulips,

The jade bowl brings amber light.

But that the master may be drunk,

I don't know where it is. ”

Guo Ye roared again: "The surname Xiao, open your mouth yourself, twice!" ”

Xiao Shen's mind was already full of chaos, and he was coaxed by everyone to set up a seedling, and he raised his hand and shook his ears twice.

"Smack, smack~"

"Okay, you can do what you say, you Xiao Shen is still a person, there is no scum in the end! However, you can listen well, Lao Tzu is going to prepare the next song. ”

"What?"

Xiao Shen's face was as ashen as death, his eyes were so shocked that he almost fell to the ground, and he looked at Guo Ye with a look of panic.

Guo Ye sneered, ignored him anymore, shook his head and said:

"Persuade you to have a cup of wine

Persuade you to have two cups of glasses

Persuade the gentleman to know three cups

On the face of today and yesterday,

When the heart is drunk, it is better to wake up

Heaven and earth come from a long time

White rabbits and red birds walk together

Behind him Venus hangs Beidou

It's better to have a glass of wine before you die. ”

"The surname Xiao, slap your own mouth, don't think about cutting corners, heavier, twice!"

"Bang Bang ......"

"Also, listen up......"

"Smack!"

"Bang Bang!"

"Bang bang bang!"

In the following time, everyone in the entire garden, in addition to listening to and appreciating Guo Ye's poems of persuasion one after another, can also listen to Xiao Shen's undulating and endless slap sounds.

Every time Guo Ye finishes a poem, people no longer judge it, but have a common voice in their hearts: "Is there anything else?" ”

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