Text 605, Xiao Qiao woke up [3/3]

Sun Yu has fantasized many times about what kind of expression Xiao Qiao will have when he finds out that he is not dead, surprised, angry, sad, etc., etc., and even often wonders if Xiao Qiao will be so angry that he will collapse to the ground when she finds out that this Liangjie who is pulling the girl of the country and remarrying at the same time is Sun Yu.

Hang yourself in grief and anger, jump into the river in frustration, or wipe your neck with a knife, hit your face with bacon, and clamp your head with a door.

At this time, Xiao Qiao's awakening was about to turn, and Sun Yu couldn't help but take a few steps forward and walked to Xiao Qiao's side, ready to stop her self-harming behavior at any time.

But seeing Xiao Qiao open his eyes, he glanced at Sun Yu blankly, and then after a few seconds to think about what might happen after he fainted, and after seeing Sun Yu's face clearly, Xiao Qiao smiled: "I finally came to the underworld without drinking Meng Po soup, hey, hey, don't look for a really bad guy, take me to see Gongjin, I want to kill her." ”

Sun Yu: "......"

This reaction is relatively normal, and it is still within Sun Yu's control, so he said funny: "Silly woman, you are not dead, I am not dead, we have won the battle of Jiameng Pass." ”

"What?" Xiao Qiao's face began to be wrong this time: "You said you didn't die?" ”

Sun Yu nodded.

"Gongjin was killed by you, why didn't you die?" Xiao Qiao's brain is not very useful, if ordinary people see Sun Yu, they must think that Zhou Yu is not dead, but Xiao Qiao didn't think in this direction at all, she jumped up from the chuáng brush, and actually pulled out a dagger from her arms, stabbed at Sun Yu fiercely, and said in her mouth: "Bad guy" I have fantasized ten thousand times if you don't die, what will I do, of course, I will send you to die. ”

I'm dizzy, it turns out that you found out that I wasn't dead, not self-harm, but trying to kill me? Sun Yu was so depressed that he couldn't do it, but Xiao Qiao's combat power was too poor, so he casually stretched out a hand and grabbed her wrist, and then pressed her backhand down on Chuáng.

"Let go of me, let me kill you and avenge Gong Jin!" Xiao Qiao struggled desperately, because she tried too hard, the clothes on her body quickly became messy, lù out of a small snow-white waist and abdomen, and the good-looking long skirt was also twisted up by her, lù out of the moon-white sè indecent, but she didn't care about it at all, just struggled desperately, wanting to turn over and give Sun Yu a knife.

"Don't you ask me why I'm not dead?" Sun Yu was very amused.

"I'm going to kill you anyway" I don't care why you're okay. Xiao Qiao said viciously: "Gong Jin's enemy, you must die!" ”

"I am Liang Jie", if you kill me, you will murder your husband! Sun Yu laughed.

"I don't care who you are, Gong Jin's enemies will die anyway." Little Joe continued to struggle: "It's a big deal that I killed myself." /./. ”

"How can you be sure that Gongjin is my enemy?" Sun Yu thought she was too funny.

, "Hmph, Gong Jin made a special trip to Xiangyang to poison you" What are you not her enemy? Xiao Qiao cried: "It's a pity that she failed, she didn't poison you to death, but compensated herself, I will help her fulfill her wish now, and after killing you, I will go to the underworld to tell her that I have helped her take revenge." ”

, "cough" actually you misunderstood. Sun Yu began to talk nonsense in a serious manner: "Sister Zhou Gongjin and I are not enemies, but lovers, she came to Xiangyang to have a tryst with me, not to poison me, I joined forces with her to fake my death, just to sī run!" ”

Sun Yu blinked and said seriously, "Do you know what sīben means?" ”

Xiao Qiao replied stupidly, "sīben, noun, verb." It means that two people who love each other escape from their families and society and go to the far north to live a hard life! ”

Sun Yu: "......"

Sī Ben for Mao has such an explanation? I'm dizzy! Sun Yu sweated wildly, "For Mao, I have to go to the north?" Why does Sīben have to live a hard life? Isn't it a sīben to go to the south with a large number of gold, silver and jewelry to live a good life?

Xiao Qiao was stunned for a long time, forgot about the struggle, and asked, "You mean Gong Jin is not dead?" ”

, "Nonsense, I'm alive, is it possible for her to be buried?" You're stupid! Sun Yu said angrily.

"Then why did she shave with you?" Little Joe still didn't get it.

"She likes me, I like her, so I have to sī run." Sun Yu was talking nonsense heartlessly.

"But if you like each other, you can get married, so why do you have to sīben?" Little Joe Khan.

Sun Yu spread his hands, shrugged his shoulders and said, "It's all forced by you, Sister Gongjin said that you pestered her all day long, and said that she loved her very much, if she announced her relationship with me, you might desperately oppose it, and then pestered her, and then it would be difficult for her to do it, so she had to use fake death to run with me."

Xiao Qiao's whole body stiffened suddenly, and after a long while, he hurriedly defended: "No, I will never be like this, I love Gongjin the most, as long as she is happy, I will be happy, how can I destroy her family?" She can let you put it at home to deal with your family and society, and then secretly sleep with me! The eunuch still has a marriage, Gongjin finds a man to fake a marriage, I don't mind. ”

Sun Yu: "......"

I'm dizzy, aren't you talking about falling in love with xìng and fake marriage? I fainted, you figure out the situation for me, only you are a lily, my iceberg beauty is not a lily.

At this time, Xiao Qiao also reacted to what Sun Yuri said, and couldn't help muttering: ...... You said that Gongjin likes you.

"Hmm! Sun Yu hummed angrily to show that he was right.

Xiao Qiao frowned and said, "I want to see her, I don't believe what you say!" ”

As soon as Xiao Qiao's words fell, the door of the tent opened, and the iceberg beauty dressed as a Wuxi barbarian girl walked in slowly, this time she didn't deliberately say something she didn't understand, but said seriously in her original voice: "Little Qiao girl, I really like him, I'm sorry, I don't like women, so I can't be with you." ”

With a flick of her hand, the Wuxi Man headdress covering her head was lifted, revealing a cold and pretty face without a trace of expression on it.

"Ah, it's really Gong Jin" Xiao Qiao's eyes froze, and then something in the well was blown up, and her tears flowed down in a hurry, like a faucet that suddenly turned on, and I don't know why the tears came so quickly: "It's so good that you're alive!" Woo I know you don't like women, I know all of you, I'm happy as long as you're not dead...... Woohoo......"

"Do you really like this badass?" Xiao Qiao stretched out his hand and pointed at Sun Yu, and said seriously: "He is a strong criminal, a fugitive, and a laundry demon, do you like such a person?" ”

"Ahem, those are all slanders against him, he's a good man, I like it." The iceberg beauty said this coldly in a voice without a trace of emotion, but her mother's eyes were full of pride, as if having such a man was something to boast about.

"So you're running? Ran away from Koto, escaped from my family and society, and escaped from me! Little Joe asked loudly.

"Hmm!" The iceberg beauty nodded coldly, although she fell into the hands of Sun Yu because she failed to use the plan by Zhuge Liang, "But she didn't regret it, and she didn't notify Jiangdong, but helped Sun Yu hide it as much as possible, and it was no different from sībenzhen."

"Now I can't hide it, Jiangdong will soon know that I am not dead, and maybe he will declare war on the Gongsun army." The iceberg beauty said calmly: "But I don't regret it, since I have already run away, it is also inevitable to break with my family." ”

Xiao Qiao's beautiful eyes widened and "looked at the iceberg beauty in disbelief for a long time"

She suddenly woke up, and as if she had made up her mind, she said loudly, "All right! You are the whole of my life, since you have chosen sīben "I also want to sīben, from now on, I will cut off with Jiangdong and live only for you." ”

At this time, Sun Yu had already relaxed and pressed Xiao Qiao's hand, and she turned over and jumped up from the chuáng"

got into the arms of the iceberg beauty, rubbed his head hard in the arms of the iceberg beauty: "I only have you, nothing else, we have to depend on each other, you let me sleep with you tonight." ”

Sun Yu: "......"

This, what kind of mess is this? Things seem to be moving in a very unscientific direction.

The iceberg beauty can't stand Xiao Qiao's set the most, and when she was in Jiangdong, she was forced by Xiao Qiao to use this trick to often flee in embarrassment.

Sun Yu couldn't help but reach out and grab the back of Xiao Qiao's neck, lift her up like a kitten, and said unhappily, "Have you made a mistake?" You are the woman who married me, and now you are molesting me with another woman in front of me? It's too unusual, Gongjin and I sleep tonight, you don't have your share. ”

Hearing Sun Yu's words, Zhong Qiao's mind flashed, huh? Gongjin slept with him? I married him with the girl of the country.,In other words,I'm also qualified to sleep with him.,Great! I finally found a reason to sleep with Gongjin.

Xiao Qiao was overjoyed: "Don't look for the truth, you finally did one thing right, hahahahahaha!" ”

"What's wrong?" Sun Yu and the iceberg beauty were startled by Xiao Qiao's wild laughter, is this woman crazy or what?

Xiao Qiao was very serious and said very solemnly: "Gong Jin is your woman, I want to sleep with you, right?" ”

"Hmm!"

"I'm also your woman, and I held a wedding banquet at Shuijing Villa, right?"

"Hmmm! Sort of! ”

"Then I'm qualified to sleep with you, right?" Little Joe hehehehe

"Hmm!"

"Then let's sleep together tonight, wahahahahahaha!" Xiao Qiao got carried away and laughed: "Hahahaha, great, hahahahahaha, I can finally sleep with Gongjin in my arms tonight." ”

"This Nima is okay too?" Sun Yu Khan: "That's not good.

Actually, I think this is also tǐn Mountain Beauty suddenly interjected, she leaned into Sun Yu's ear, and said in a very serious tone: "Seeking truth, didn't I tell you last time?" Drag her to there, let her know what is going on between men and women, maybe you can let her know what is good for men, and save her from always thinking that it is normal for women and women to be together. ”

"This is not good" Sun Yu pretended to be fishy, but a voice in his heart shouted: Wow, it's finally going to fly double, so yearning for it! @。