Chapter 421: Two Little Foxes Battle Wisdom

In the small courtyard, Uncle Jiang was lying on the couch, covered with a thin quilt, holding a small teapot in his right hand, and touching Xiao Hei lying beside him with his left hand.

Animals are much more sensitive than humans!

Wang Shihua wanted to make a joke with Uncle Jiang and scare him, so he walked over lightly - when he was a child, he didn't scare Uncle Jiang like this. Unexpectedly, Xiao Hei's ears were sensitive, and as soon as Wang Shihua walked into the door, he opened his eyes. When Wang Shihua's figure appeared in front of the small courtyard, Xiao Hei was already looking forward to it.

As soon as he saw Wang Shihua, he immediately let out a "woo" soft sound, wagged his tail, and ran towards Wang Shihua happily.

Wang Shihua squatted down, rubbed the little black head a few times, and whispered: "The more you look at it, the more it is the ingredients for the hot pot." ”

got up and walked to Uncle Jiang, who had already stood up and saluted.

After Uncle Fu Jiang continued to lie down, he said with a smile while covering him with a thin quilt: "Uncle Jiang, although this kind of tranquility under the moon is beautiful, but after all, it is late autumn and early winter, and the weather is cold, I hope you will pay more attention to your body...... Why is the quilt so thin? ”

"The old slave's body is getting worse and worse, so I want to take a look while I can still move."

Wang Shihua nodded with a smile, and instructed the second dog behind him: "Didn't Zhangjiabao send two golden cicada quilts a few days ago?" Ask someone to go to Cuiyun and get a bed. ”

Uncle Jiang looked at Wang Shihua gratefully, nodded, did not say kind words, and did not refuse: an emeritus person like him has lived in the Wang family all his life, and he has truly done his best for the Wang family.

"Master of the house, do you have something to do with the old slave?"

Wang Shihua took the teacup handed by Uncle Jiang, sat on the edge of the couch, nodded with a smile, and explained the matter and intention carefully.

As soon as he finished speaking, the second dog was held by the golden silk cicada. Wang Shihua hurriedly covered Uncle Jiang in person, and asked with concern: "Uncle Jiang, how is this quilt?" ”

"It's light and soft, like lying in a cloud, without a little weight, it's really comfortable." Uncle Jiang gently stroked the quilt, and after finishing with a smile, he sighed: "Master of the family, after the old slave dies, can you cover this?" There is also a thought that guides the old slave to join the Wang family in the next life. ”

"This is your quilt, you can do whatever you want."

Uncle Jiang touched a golden thread a few more times, nodded, and said to Wang Shihua: "The old slave Xie is rewarded by the master of the family." ”

Wang Shihua nodded and did not speak: Uncle Jiang is his right-hand man and a mentor on the road of life, and politeness is not good.

After taking a sip of tea, Uncle Jiang put down the small teapot and said: "Family master, in fact, you don't need the old slave to do this at all, you just need to send a messenger to the county magistrate Fang with a message, and we can't give the 100,000 catties of grain that are about to be shipped overnight." The old slave dared to conclude that the county magistrate would immediately come to ask the reason. ”

Wang Shihua figured it out after a little thought, and smiled at Uncle Jiang: "Uncle Jiang, what you mean is: I have reversed the priority of this matter, it shouldn't be me who is in a hurry, but the weasel who came to beg me." Right? ”

"The head of the family is really a genius, and he can draw inferences from everything, and he can understand it at one point." After patting Wang Shihua's ass, Uncle Jiang showed that fox-like smile again, and said: "The grain is in our hands, and the county magistrate Fang is eager to get the grain, so no matter what the county magistrate Fang does, as long as we keep the grain, it is equivalent to keeping everything." ”

After consulting Uncle Jiang for a short while, Wang Shihua said goodbye and immediately sent a telegram to Uncle Da of Flying Shark Village, asking him to ensure the safety of the waterway of this batch of weapons and ammunition. At the same time, a messenger was sent to the magistrate of Fang......

Sure enough, before dawn the next day, Fang Jue came to the door in a hurry.

was about to shout as usual and wake up Wang Shihua to express his dissatisfaction. But before he opened his mouth, he saw Tie Niu standing up against the pillar, holding an iron rod in his left hand, raising his fist in his right hand, and looking at it with a sneer, the meaning was very straightforward: surnamed Fang, I have been waiting for a long time, just waiting for your voice to shout, I will beat you...... In fact, this was really specially arranged by Wang Shihua. has been explained carefully: If the county magistrate Fang dares to shout and make me dozing, you will beat him, but don't really hurt him, it is enough to scare him.

County Magistrate Fang took two steps back with great discernment, lowered his voice, and asked very politely: "Tie Niu, has your head of the family gotten up?" ”

"Nope."

"Can you help me report it?"

"Can't!"

"Why?"

"Humph!" Tie Niu snorted coldly, looked up at the sky, but suddenly thought of something, looked down at Fang Jue, and said, "Do you shout?" ”

"Shouting what?"

"Tell my head to get up?"

"Why should I wake him up?"

Tie Niu smiled a little hideously, and said with a grin: "When you shout, I will beat you." ”

County Magistrate Fang looked at Tie Niu in astonishment, then became angry and opened his mouth, but he saw that Tie Niu's eyes gradually showed excitement, and his big fist was clenched, and he couldn't shout.

Since he guessed that the county magistrate Fang was going to come to the door early in the morning, Wang Shihua deliberately got up early today, and now, he was watching Tie Niu and the county magistrate Fang arguing along the crack in the door.

Seeing that the county magistrate Fang was deflated, Wang Shihua laughed silently, laughing extremely happily - finally revenge!

But as soon as he saw that the county magistrate Fang turned around to leave, Wang Shihua hurriedly opened the door, and the county magistrate hugged his fists and smiled: "Oops~!" Before dawn, the county magistrate Fang came, Wang missed the distance, forgive the sins, forgive the sins! ”

County Magistrate Fang took a closer look at Wang Shihua, and saw that he was neatly dressed and cleanly washed, and immediately guessed that Wang Shihua must have been hiding behind the door just now to watch the play, and immediately shouted angrily: "Wang Papi, are you deliberately humiliating me?" ”

Wang Shihua's smile immediately turned into a sneer, and he also shouted: "Weasel, do you still have the face to say that I humiliated you? You wake me up every time I doze off, if you don't teach you a lesson, you still think that Lao Tzu is a place for you to yell and scream casually? ”

"Humph!" Fang Jue snorted coldly and turned his head to look at the sky.

"Humph!" Wang Shihua sneered, turned around and left.

Fang Jue suddenly remembered the purpose of this and hurriedly followed.

Tie Niu saw it, and also followed closely behind Fang Jue - he was very interested in being able to publicly beat a county magistrate.

Come to the study and serve tea.

After Wang Shihua took a sip of the teacup, he put down the teacup and said coldly: "It's probably not good to come to the door early in the morning." Tell me, weasel, what are you trying to do with me? ”

"You and I say good things, how can you change your mind temporarily? This is also too unkind. ”

"You also know that temporary change of fortune is very unkind, right?" Wang Shihua said angrily: "What do you mean by looking at me like this? Yes! Early in the morning, I have to go back to make up for sleep, so I won't talk to you. Give me a list of weapons and a salary. ”

Don't look at the forest face, look at the Buddha face! Even if you don't take the county magistrate seriously, in order to continue to get the supply of weapons, ammunition and military salaries from the county magistrate's father, you can't offend the county magistrate too much.

Fang Jue was a thief, as soon as he heard that Wang Shihua withheld the food that should be given to him, but he didn't say the reason, and he was informed that the weapons and ammunition were being shipped, Wang Shihua reacted, and he had already guessed eight or nine. Now that he dares to come, it shows that he is ready.

Now when he heard that Wang Shihua was straight to the point, he didn't hide it, he took out a piece of paper from his pocket and handed it to Wang Shihua: "This is the list of weapons you want, give me my food now." According to what we said before, I don't care about the things on the road, I will only wait in the granary of the county town to be counted. ”

The last time he was attacked on the grain, he deeply realized the rampant and bold behavior of the 'bandits' here. And he didn't explain why he didn't give it before, and Wang Shihua didn't ask, because both sides knew that these things were all false, as long as they weren't forced to ask each other on the table, otherwise, if they asked too clearly in private, it would seem inferior, and the actual interests were the key.

"Look at you, wouldn't it be better to give me the list of weapons earlier? You just want to play tricks with me......" Wang Shihua smiled and complained while opening the list: "Hey~! Your kind of self-seeking hardship has made me and me deeply understand four words -- working hard and hurting money! ”

"Wang Papi, you have never been a soldier, you definitely don't know about this list of weapons, tell me, which master instructed you?"

Obviously, he was seen through the trick, but he could still ask the bottom of it so confidently, and he asked in person, which shows how thick Fang Jue's face is.

"I've never been a soldier, but I can't bear the fact that my men are full of talent, and you can know the answer if you ask anyone. What's so strange? ”

This list of weapons made Wang Shihua not know whether to be excited, or to scold his mother: the guns and ammunition are given according to the equipment of the five battalions, but Wang Shihua is not short of these guns and ammunition now, he values the kind of heavy weapons that are as lethal as possible, but the heavy weapons on this are stingy and make people have a toothache: ten light machine guns, just two in a battalion, two heavy machine guns, and the cannons that Wang Shihua has high hopes for are not mentioned at all...... In fact, Fang Jue's father really worked hard. Now the national army is losing ground one after another, and both soldiers and weapons and ammunition are suffering heavy losses. Under this premise, if you are a local armed force attached to the provincial government, you can be equipped with enough guns and ammunition, which means how hard Fang Jue's father has worked, and he still wants to get artillery? Isn't that? Unless you're willing to spend money on it, they'll probably give you some on the smugglers - of course, Wang Shihua doesn't really know that there is such a rule in place at the moment.

Fang Jue's skin is thick enough, Wang Shihua's skin is not thin, Fang Jue can ask face to face, he can naturally be shameless.

No, after carefully looking at it twice, and making sure that there were no cannons and medicines, Wang Shihua asked with disappointment: "Weasel, your father is too good at perfunctory me, why don't there be medicines and cannons?" ”

Fang Jue, who was drinking tea, heard this, and opened his mouth, fortunately, his head was biased quickly, otherwise, Wang Shihua's head should be splashed with a sip of tea.

Pressed the teacup down on the table, got up and walked out.

Wang Shihua hurriedly stopped and said with a smile: "Don't get angry~!" I'm just asking......"

He smiled while pressing Fang Jue back to his seat: "There is no cannon, there is no cannon, but, old Fang!" You should always give me some of this medicine, otherwise, the soldiers will have to die if they are sparse. ”

Fang Jue glared at Wang Shihua angrily, took a deep breath, restrained the urge to beat Wang Shihua, and said viciously: "If you don't know the rules, don't ask nonsense, lest others say that I am also an idiot." Medicines are replenished locally...... Additional ......"

As he spoke, Fang Jue suddenly came to his senses, jumped up and pointed at Wang Shihua's nose, and roared: "Damn Wang Shihua, how fucking do you dare to set Lao Tzu?" ”

Wang Shihua was waiting for this, and he was smiling extremely brightly at the moment, even a little showy. Touching his chin and looking at Fang Jue with a smile, he then hugged his fists and smiled: "Thank you County Magistrate Fang for your help, and finally solved the problem of my Baojing group eating, thank you." ”

Who knows, Fang Jue gritted his teeth and glared at him for a while, his momentum suddenly relaxed, sat down, cocked Erlang's legs, and drank tea leisurely, even looking at Wang Shihua's eyes were full of deep smiles, and Wang Shihua's heart immediately raised his vigilance......