Chapter 10: The Pseudo-Girl of the Monster Concentration Camp
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A "person" who has been in his life for three years, and the weight is getting heavier and heavier, suddenly left his life, for a homebody who stays at home every day, rarely interacts with the outside world, and rarely has friends, this sudden loss is even more uncomfortable and more at a loss.
One day, two days, three days......
Time, as the days passed, the depression and emptiness in the heart did not slowly fade with time. The wild mouse became more and more anxious, when he was in a trance one night, in a trance, subconsciously pressed a series of numbers in his mobile phone, and pressed the broadcast button, looking at the familiar phone number, the wild mouse was stunned. That number was used when Apple Taste sent him a text message that day. Although the apple taste has only been used once, but in these days, the wild mouse has been outside of its own consciousness, I don't know how many times it has been repeated, and now this string of numbers, familiar and even carved into the bone marrow of the wild mouse.
Just as the wild mouse stretched out its trembling fingers and wanted to hang up, the phone was quickly connected.
"Hey, who's that?"
In just one week, his voice had become hoarse, as smart as a mouse, and as long as he heard this voice, he could sketch in his mind how haggard he was now. But even so, his voice is still so good.
"Wild mouse, it's you!"
He used an affirmative tone, and it turned out that he had keen senses, and he could tell who the other party was just by the sound of his breath, and it was not just a wild mouse.
The wild mouse opened its mouth, but at this point, he really didn't know what to say. On the other end of the phone, he cried like a girl who had been wronged. Perhaps it was the inertia accumulated in three years, hearing the cry of the taste of apples, the wild mouse subconsciously opened his mouth and said: "Don't cry, be good." If you cry again, your husband won't hurt you. ”
The crying on the other side disappeared. Over the phone, both of them froze.
I don't know how long I was stunned for the phone before the wild mouse finally said: "I'm normal, I like girls." ”
Apple Flavor replied, "Me too." ”
The two men fell into a long silence again. The power of habit is terrible, they have all tasted the loss of each other, the focus of life seems to be gone, knowing that there is nothing between them, let alone contact, but they have no courage or reluctance to hang up the phone.
Eventually, the wild mouse finally broke the deadlock, and when he said this, he was purely open-minded, "Or, let's meet again." ”
In front of the taste of apples, talk about it sensibly, and then break up as friends, and from then on, clean up their hearts and find their own happiness, this is the plan that the wild mouse set for himself.
But when he set foot on the land of Hangzhou again, and found the taste of apples in that pavilion again, the wild mouse was suddenly stunned. Standing in front of him is a girl with light makeup, standing there quietly, mixed with the West Lake behind her, as beautiful as a landscape painting, the man who walked around the pavilion, whether he secretly looked at "her" sideways, may not be used to these scrutiny with a hint of ** gaze, her face is ruddy and cute, and she looks even more delicate and lovely. The only thing that made the wild mouse dare to determine "her" true identity was the three ribbons tied into the shape of roses on "her" right arm.
The wild mice were already dumbfounded. In his dumbfounded gaze, the apple taste had already seen him, and the apple taste bit his lip slightly, and the look of love in the hesitation was more moving than any language. "She" hesitated slightly, but still in full view of everyone, walked over, and reached out to hug the wild mouse for the second time.
Perhaps it is the joy of being lost and regained, which has surpassed everything; Maybe the beauty shown by "her" is too thrilling; Perhaps it was the amazed and envious eyes of the men around him that greatly satisfied the self-esteem of the wild mouse as a child, as a man...... This time, the wild mouse no longer had the courage to push away the person in front of him who was holding him tightly.
It is often said that women are the ones who please themselves. In fact, the same principle applies to men. Although she has no hobby of transvestism, and is not used to exposing her too "charming and natural" side to the public, in order to save a relationship that has invested too much time and sincerity, "she" still does it.
As for what the future of the two of them will become, the wild mouse has no energy to think about it. Perhaps, he didn't want to think about it anymore.
……
After the story brought by the wild mouse was finished, the two men were blinking, but Pei Tongtong's eyes were shining with excitement. No matter how strong a woman is, when she hears this kind of story that integrates beauty, true love, and the same sex, she will have the possibility of transforming into a "rotten girl", and the philosophy of this sentence has been verified by Pei Tongtong again.
With a long sullen breath, the wild mouse was full of distress in the face of the unpredictable future, "You say, what should I do?" ”
"Pseudo-lady with otaku," Lu Zhenzhong supported his chin with his right hand, pondered for a second, then patted the wild mouse on the shoulder, and said earnestly: "Brother, the road is long, let's taste it slowly." Whatever decision you make, I will support you, but there is one thing I must mention first, and in the future you will never regret your decision today! ”
Pei Tongtong's face was firm, "True love is invincible, little brother of the wild mouse, sister, I support you!" ”
Liu Sanxi, who has lived in the mountains since he was a child, obviously has a respectful attitude towards this alternative love between the same sex, he thought about it for a long time, and under the gaze of the wild mouse, the balance in his heart finally tilted slightly, "I respect your choice." ”
"So everyone agrees?"
The wild mouse suddenly cheered, "Then I'll let 'her' in?!" ”
There was silence in the audience, and everyone looked at the guy in front of them who had just turned eighteen years old and could take legal responsibility for his actions.
The atmosphere is terrifyingly weird.
I don't know how long he was silent, Lu Zhenzhong sighed, "You kid is really not a hit, it's a blockbuster, this trick is played beautifully!" ”
Pei Tongtong's face was full of praise, "For love, cowards can become warriors, wild mice, from today onwards, I am impressed with you!" ”
As a bystander, Liu Sanxi can also rationally raise an unavoidable question in reality: "Our single tribe has rules that do not allow cohabitation to occur......"
Since the wild mouse has even brought people back, it is obvious that he has made a detailed analysis of the rules formulated by Shi Shaoying himself, and found a solution, he waved his hand vigorously, not to mention that the action looks, it really has a bit of manly spirit, "The original text of the teacher's regulations is, 'Don't want to find a nest of love with the opposite sex'." Please, my apple taste is a man, I'm a man too, we're all men, not the opposite sex, and we'll live in two houses and won't live together, so this one, doesn't work for us! ”
Although this explanation is ridiculous, after thinking for a while, Liu Sanxi still nodded, which can be regarded as reluctantly accepting. But he asked a second question, "Master also stipulates that only people with one skill are eligible to join our single tribe, can your 'girlfriend' pass this assessment?" ”
"Apple is a boy, but after makeup, he is more beautiful than a girl. Pseudo-mother, isn't this a skill?! ”
Wild Mouse stared at the last obstacle that dared to hinder him from bringing his girlfriend home, and he fearlessly blew the horn of the charge, "Apple has been afraid that I will suddenly ask him for a phone number, and even more afraid of voice calls with me, in order to deal with problems that may occur at any time, when he watches TV, he will always learn and imitate the voices of those actresses, and now, as long as he wants, he can easily imitate the voice of any person, and even the other party's relatives and friends can't distinguish it." , how about it, is this considered a skill? ”
If it is said that making yourself more beautiful than a girl is just a "personal hobby", then outstanding ventriloquism can already be called a unique skill. Although, the reason for the success of this unique skill is really speechless.
At this point, the addition of a new member of the single tribe is inevitable. The wild mouse opened the door with a cheer and waved his hand outside, "Come in, come in, Apple, come in quickly." They are all very welcome to you, rest assured, with me, no one dares to bully you! ”
Seeing that the wild mice were so happy that even their eyes were glowing, Lu Zhenzhong shook his head and sighed, but the wisps of things at the corners of his mouth couldn't hide it with a smile like a gathering, "In our house, there is a mouse that walks around the Internet every day; There is a super violent woman who has been a secretary nine times and has beaten her boss eight times; There is a Paula clan who is more dedicated than a professional cowherd; There is a big fool who no one else wants to send money to him; There is a dead soldier who rushes wherever the gun sounds; Now there is another pseudo-mother, this is really the case of the queen mother's opening of the peach, gathering 'essence' and gathering 'gods'......"
Before Lu Zhenzhong's words were finished, Liu Sanxi and Pei Tongtong stood up together and walked quickly towards the door. Lu Zhenzhong couldn't help but be stunned, even if the taste of apples is wonderful, it can make the people around them look at it without turning their eyes or even forget to breathe, and it won't make Pei Tongtong and Liu Sanxi, who are both monsters, greet each other, right? !
"Smack!"
A heavy object was thrown to the floor.
"Smack!"
"Smack!"
The two boots, which looked so stylish and beautiful on the outside, but were absolutely sturdy, were rudely thrown aside.
Lu Zhenzhong Huo Ran turned his head, the wild mouse opened the door, and the person who walked directly into the hall was not the "girlfriend" he finally brought back from Hangzhou, but a woman who was wearing a thick denim suit and a cowboy hat on her head even in summer. She walked to the table and sat on a chair in a "lying" posture, and lifted her feet directly on Lu Zhenzhong's thigh.
"Don't move, I'm tired."
She only used one sentence to silence Lu Zhenzhong, and let her use the most presumptuous attitude to put her feet on her knees.
"Dandan, can you work hard and help me make something to eat? I really miss your craft. ”
Pei Tongtong nodded, put on his apron again and returned to the kitchen.
"Wild mouse, come over and help my sister pinch her shoulder."
With her order, the wild mouse trotted all the way over, regardless of the fact that her "girlfriend" had just entered the house, and began to "had" rub the woman's shoulders and press her back.
"Comfortable." She caught the teacup handed over by Liu Sanxi, and let out a sigh of satisfaction that was easy to make a man want to crookedly, "I can use the keyboard to type one hundred and nineteen crosses per minute, and the hand speed is particularly A-level, press the friction, this hand strength and the degree of grasp of details, even a professional technician in a five-star hotel can't compare with it." ”
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