Guo Ye's "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" didn't take long to talk about it, and the kitchen sent someone to inform that it was time to eat.

Princess Shanhua politely invited Guo Ye to dinner, and her good impression of her deepened again.

After finishing the meal, Princess Shanhua asked Guo Ye to continue talking, obviously unfinished.

At this moment, the old man Jin Dabin could be regarded as listening, his eyes narrowed, the corners of his mouth curled, and he stroked his beard with his hands from time to time, listening with relish. Zheng Feifei also brought a small stool, supported her chin with her hand, and her eyes did not blink, for fear of missing a word.

Only Princess Shanhua listened attentively, but she didn't seem to be addicted, and under her light and breezy face, her brows were slightly furrowed, as if she was thinking about something.

After Guo Ye finished the classic Taoyuan Three Knots, he paused slightly, saw that Princess Shanhua seemed to have a knotted brow, and asked, "Princess, I don't know what Bai's text says?" ”

Princess Shanhua said: "Mr. Bai's text is very good. However, it seems to be different from that contained in the "Romance of the Three Kingdoms". ”

Guo Ye nodded and explained: "The so-called text change is a means for many monks to make a living. The main purpose is to attract people to listen, and what you want is to have a wonderful story. As for the historical facts, it doesn't matter! ”

Who knew that Princess Shanhua shook her head and said more seriously: "Mr. Bai's words are wrong!" Since many people love to listen to it, they should take on the responsibility of edification. The villagers are ignorant, and it is inevitable to spread falsehoods. Mr. Dacai, why don't you follow the "Three Kingdoms"? ”

Guo Yexin said, if I follow the "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", there will be a ghost person to listen. However, he didn't expect that this princess Shanhua was still a female Wenqing, and he didn't want to see things like us.

Of course, he was not stupid enough to argue with Princess Shanhua about winning or losing, so he changed his method and said, "Since the princess doesn't like to listen, let's change the text." Bai will tell you another variation of "Romeo and Juliet", how about it? ”

"Romeo and Juliet, where is this story taking place?"

"Happened in the Far West!"

"But Datang?"

"No, to the west of the Tang Dynasty are the countries of the Western Regions, and further west of the countries of the Western Regions is the Great Eclipse, and after the Great Eclipse, two thousand miles to the west, there is a continent called Europa. This is where the story of Romeo and Juliet takes place! ”

"I didn't expect Mr. Bai to be so talented and understand the geography of the mountains and rivers in the world. Shanhua was also conceited and erudite in the past, and today I listened to what Mr. said, and I realized that I was a little sitting in the well and watching the sky. Okay, Mr. Bai, please tell me, this princess has some interest in this land of Obaro. ”

"Gotcha!"

Guo Ye was overjoyed in his heart, and he talked eloquently......

The story of "Romeo and Juliet" is not long, and Guo Ye finished telling it in an hour.

This time, the old man Jin Dabin was drowsy, and Zheng Feifei's little girl also seemed to understand. But it doesn't matter, because Guo Ye's target customers are not them!

As the so-called right medicine, watch the person cook. Guo Ye is now on the right pulse of Princess Shanhua.

After listening to it, her eyes were a little red, and her voice choked up: "Mr. Bai's change of text is really good, it's so touching!" Zhanglang and I are also hindered by the world and can't stay together. I don't know if I can still have the fate to become a lover in this life and fly together? Or like Romeo and Juliet, they can only be martyred! ”

Zhanglang? And the rats!

Guo Ye felt tired of having a personal affair with such an outstanding beauty as Princess Shanhua and Fuyu Zhang.

Alas, this year, the good cabbage has been arched by the pigs!

However, he did not forget the purpose of his trip, so he knowingly asked, "Cockroaches? ”

Princess Shanhua didn't expect his dirty thoughts, and said with her head bowed: "Yes, it is His Majesty the Martial King of Baiji Fu Yu Zhang." ”

Guo Ye pretended to be stunned and asked with a blank expression: "I heard that Baekje and Silla are enemy countries, how did Her Majesty the Princess and King Mumu of Baekje meet?" ”

Princess Shanhua said: "Zhang Lang admired Shanhua that day, came to the capital, in order to see people, he taught the children in Jincheng to sing 'Princess Shanhua is beautiful, marry only potato boy'." When my father heard that he thought I was having an affair with Zhanglang, he was furious and demoted me to a commoner. In this way, Shanhua can get acquainted with Zhang Lang! You see, is this the 'romantic' that Mr. Bai said about the Europa just now? Isn't Zhang Lang very caring? Later, his father regretted it and forcibly took Shanhua back to the palace. Although he is now clothed and fed, he can't meet Zhang Lang, which really makes Shanhua break his liver and intestines, and live like a year! ”

Guo Ye was dumbfounded, is this okay?

Needless to ask, this cockroach's pickle girl plan must have come from a monk who quit sex. First knock the fairy down to the mortal dust, and then go up to shush the cold and ask for warmth, and win the heart of the beauty. That's nothing, it sounds good. The problem is that Fuyu Zhang's grandson also told the beauty clearly, yes, you have suffered so much, it is I who have harmed you, because I love you too much!

How stupid does this have to be a young woman to believe that this is because of love?

If it were a modern society, a beautiful woman would have been shaved with a big ear, and she would have to sue him for slander.

Who would have thought that Princess Shanhua, a fairy-like character, would actually eat this set!

Guo Ye stabilized his mind and said: "Princess, in Bai's opinion, the princess is certainly deeply affectionate to Fuyu Zhang, the king of martial arts. That Fuyu Zhang has some scheming for the princess, if he really thinks about the princess, he shouldn't ......"

"Shut up! Don't speak ill of Zhanglang. Originally, I thought that the person who told "Romeo and Juliet" would definitely understand the love between me and Zhanglang. I can't believe you're so vulgar, huh! ”

Originally, Princess Shanhua has always been polite and empathetic, which makes people feel like a spring breeze. I didn't expect Fuyu Zhang to be her reverse scale, as soon as she heard Guo Ye say bad things about Fuyu Zhang, she immediately went crazy!

It seems that love is the most hurtful and stupid, and she has been brainwashed by Fuyu Zhang.

However, the strange thing is that Jin Dabin originally looked at Guo Ye unpleasantly, but at this time, he did not help, let alone angrily reprimanded Guo Ye for being bold and presumptuous.

Zheng Feifei saw that Princess Shanhua was angry, and was afraid that Guo Ye would be affected, so she hurriedly pleaded: "Princess, Mr. Bai is also kind......

Princess Shanhua covered her face with frost and said coldly: "Kindness? The father also said that he had good intentions, and it was these good intentions that separated Shanhua and Zhanglang. Do you know how torturous it is to not see each other for a day? Do you know the pain of the separation of the mandarin ducks? ”

Zheng Feifei was also frightened by Princess Shanhua's crazy appearance, and didn't dare to squeak anymore.

It seems that Princess Shanhua has a deep love for that cockroach, Guo Ye felt bored for a while, and said: "Princess Shanhua, in the continent of Europa, that is, where Romeo and Juliet live." There is a famous saying that is called: Love is not to possess, nor to be possessed, love is only to be satisfied in love. The princess asked herself, can what Fuyu Zhang did to the princess be called 'love'? ”

Princess Shanhua was stunned at first, then pointed to the door and shouted angrily: "Get out!" ”

, it seems that we can't talk anymore, otherwise this girl will be angry, and the buddy may not be able to keep it.

So, Guo Ye pretended to be frightened and ran away with his head in his arms.

Seeing this, Zheng Feifei took the opportunity to get up and said, "Princess, I'll send Mr. Bai!" ”

Princess Shanhua waved her hand and motioned for her to go out.

At this time, Jin Dabin was also thoughtful, seeing that the princess was a little distracted, he slowly got up and quietly walked out of the room.

Suddenly, the room was empty, leaving Princess Shanhua alone to sit on the chair, and whispered: "Love is not possession, nor is it possessed, love is only satisfied in love." ”

I couldn't help but be crazy for a while......

As soon as Guo Ye left the room, his face turned alive again, where was the panic and horror just now?

As he walked, he hummed a tune happily, and said in his heart that as long as the hoe was swung well, there was no corner that could not be dug down. I offer the famous sentence of Western love Saint Tagore, how can it be enough for Princess Shanhua to drink a pot, right?

Granny balls!

Fuyu Zhang, you turtle grandson! Your good flower princess, little brother, I'm going to decide!