One hundred and eighty-one Good brother
The two of them went out of the Gui Garden, Li Ce looked at the moon, the time was almost close to midnight, but he didn't expect this poetry meeting to last for three or four hours.
Zhao Qin'er was also a little sleepy, and quickly got into the carriage, and Li Ce drove towards the palace.
In the quiet of the night, the lights of the shops and houses on both sides have long been turned off, and there is no one on the spacious street, and only the sound of cars and the chirping of summer insects can be heard in the ears.
Zhao Qin'er rarely had the experience of walking at night, especially in the quiet of the night, when she was sitting alone in the carriage, and it was dark all around, and she couldn't help but be a little scared.
"Li Ce, you ...... What are you doing? Zhao Qin'er shouted through the door curtain, at this time she just wanted to find someone to talk to.
"Oh, my princess, what do you think I can do but drive?" Li Ce pouted.
"Oh......" Zhao Qin'er responded obediently.
"Huh?" Li Ce's eyes rolled, no, why is this girl suddenly so well-behaved? With a slight glance, he found that Zhao Qin'er had lifted the curtain of the door, and actually moved to the carriage, looking like he wanted to sit side by side with him.
Li Ce continued to drive quietly, but his heart began to bloom, could it be that this girl wants to seduce me? Isn't it because of my lyrics that you idolize me...... This lonely man and widow, **, if you want to talk about Zhao Qin'er's appearance, it is naturally not true, hehe...... This guy is obscene.
Sure enough, Zhao Qin'er slowly got out of the carriage and walked side by side with Li Ce on the longboard of driving.
Zhao Qin'er's face was a little red, but the light was not good in the middle of the night, but she couldn't see it very well, if it weren't for the fear of a person, she wouldn't have chosen to sit side by side with Li Ce, she hadn't sat with a man so close to her when she was so big.
Li Ce smiled and said, "Princess, in the middle of the night, you don't sit in a comfortable carriage, run here and sit with me, do you want to take advantage of me?" ”
Zhao Qin'er glared at him angrily and said, "I'm bah! This is not the main ...... Without...... I'm not going to sit with you. ”
"Or what?" Li Ce asked.
"Hey, I love to sit here, can you handle it?" Zhao Qin'er said with a glaring big eye.
Li Ce laughed and said: "This Weichen can't take care of it, I'm just curious." He looked at Zhao Qin'er's recklessness, and guessed that this girl must be sitting alone in the back and being afraid.
Zhao Qin'er looked at the surrounding scenery, it was dark where the moonlight could not shine, and suddenly the bushes in front of the left moved, and a huge mouse ran out, looked at the two of them, and jumped over the street.
"Ahh What is it! Zhao Qin'er shouted, and immediately hugged Li Ce's right arm, and covered his face on Li Ce's right shoulder......
Li Ce was taken aback by her sudden move, and he was about to complain: In the middle of the night, you will be scared to death like this. But there was a warm feeling in his right hand, which felt familiar...... He quietly looked sideways and saw that Zhao Qin'er was holding his right arm vigorously.
God, it's dark and windy this month, **, you can't test me like this......
Zhao Qin'er held Li Ce's body and kept shaking, Li Ce obviously felt that he couldn't sit still, he kept reminding himself that this was a princess, he couldn't touch it, with Zhao Qin'er's ruthlessness, if he suffered a loss, he would definitely castrate himself, but he couldn't ruin his life's sexual happiness because of a momentary impulse......
But the soft feeling on his right hand is as soft as jade, and it is impossible for any normal man to be indifferent......
This guy was entangled and enjoying, Zhao Qin'er heard that there was no sound around her, and her courage gradually grew, she cautiously showed one eye, looked at the road ahead, and made sure that there was indeed nothing, and then slowly breathed a sigh of relief. But when she saw Li Ce's face that seemed to be smiling, her intuition told her that this guy was so happy, and he must have gained some kind of cheapness.
Zhao Qin'er didn't realize that this guy's right arm was still being held in his arms, but he felt something strange on his chest, and the hands holding Li Ce's right arm couldn't help but loosen.
Seeing that she seemed to realize something, Li Ce hurriedly said, "Princess, my hands are almost numb. ”
"Ahh Zhao Qin'er looked down and saw that she was actually holding one of someone's arms, and she was hugging it so tightly...... She screamed, like throwing a hot potato, and pushed Li Ce's hand out at once.
The atmosphere was a little awkward for a while, Li Ce secretly looked at her with his spare eyes, Zhao Qin'er was so ashamed that her face was flushed, and there was an indescribable temptation in the hazy moonlight.
Li Ce's experience of picking up girls tells him that the more he can't be silent at this time, he must break the silence and break the embarrassment, this is the most critical moment for picking up girls.
Li Ce grinned and said, "Princess, why don't I tell you a joke?" ”
Zhao Qin'er raised her head slightly and said, "You still tell jokes?" Then you can tell you about it. ”
Li Ce drove the carriage and said, "I said that there is a person who married an old daughter-in-law, and when the two of them were in the cave room that night, he was ...... each other."
As soon as Li Ce said this, Zhao Qin'er said lightly: "Sure enough, there is no good story, shameless!" ”
"I ......" Li Ce finished for a while, I only said a "cave room", and did not describe the process of the cave room, which is actually shameless?
"Don't interrupt, I'm not done yet." Li Ce complained.
Zhao Qin'er snorted coldly, but did not stop him from continuing.
Li Ce continued: "When he saw that she had a lot of wrinkles on her face, he asked: How old are you? And the woman answered, Forty-five or six years old.
His father-in-law said: But your marriage certificate clearly says that you are thirty-eight years old! And in my opinion, you are not more than forty-five or six years old, you have to be honest with me.
And the woman replied, "Fifty-four years old."
He interrogated him again and again, but she only insisted that she was fifty-four years old.
After the two went to bed, the husband was even more unsure, and suddenly had a plan, saying: I have to get up and cover the salt bowl, otherwise I will be stolen and eaten by mice.
The woman laughed and said, "It's ridiculous, I've lived sixty-eight years, and I haven't heard of a rat stealing salt!" ”
After hearing this, Zhao Qin'er covered her mouth and said, "His father-in-law has a lot of ideas." ”
Li Ce saw that she was smiling a little reluctantly, and said in his heart that he didn't expect your laughter to be quite high, it seems that it is not possible to come up with some material at the bottom of the box, thinking of this, he said: "It doesn't look like this joke is funny, why don't I tell you another one." ”
Zhao Qin'er smiled and said, "Why don't you read the song "Water Tune Song Head" to me again?" After speaking, he looked at Li Ce expectantly.
Li Ce was slightly stunned, he had prepared a meat joke, but he didn't expect people to listen to it, and they wanted to listen to the poetry, what is there to chant about...... But he suddenly remembered a song, didn't Faye Wong once sing a song "When Will the Bright Moon Exist", isn't this the song.
Thinking of this, he laughed and said, "What's the meaning of light reading, why don't I sing it to you?" ”
Zhao Qin'er became interested when she heard this, turned sideways and asked, "Do you still write the lyrics and compose music by yourself?" ”
"I know a little bit about it." This guy Tian said shamelessly.
Li Ce cleared his throat and sang in a low voice: "When is the bright moon, ask Qingtian for wine......"
Li Ce only sang four sentences, and Zhao Qin'er was stunned by this beautiful melody, she looked at Li Ce with surprise in her eyes, and her eyes were full of deep admiration.
"I hope that people will last a long time, thousands of miles together, Chanjuan......" Li Ce sang the last sentence in a long voice, I have to say that this guy does have a good voice, a song of Mingyue made him sing like a cry, and it has the essence of Faye Wong.
"That's so good! I've never heard this tune, Li Ce, can you teach me? Zhao Qin'er did not hide her inner excitement, she also understands the rhythm, this kind of mournful and euphemistic, catchy tune is something she has never heard, although the tone is simple but extremely melodious, and she believes that she will sing better than this.
Li Ce laughed, he waved his hand and said: "This is not good, I still expect to not be able to eat in the future, relying on this to sing to support my family, won't it be leaked if I teach you, no, no." ”
Zhao Qin'er was already deeply fascinated by this song, and naturally she didn't believe his nonsense excuse, she took his hand and begged: "You teach me, you can't eat in the future, just look for me, I'll ...... I'm sure I won't let you go hungry. ”
Li Ce shook his head like a rattle and said, "I don't believe it, last time you said that I won the Keju Tournament, and you called me a good brother, but until now you haven't fulfilled your promise." ”
This guy is really shameless, in the middle of the night, the meaning of this "good brother" in the lonely men and widows, in the wilderness, is worth playing......
Unexpectedly, Zhao Qin'er didn't even think about it, so she said: "Good brother, good brother, what can you teach me......" Wu Nong said softly, and his voice was indescribably delicate and charming.
Li Ce swallowed his saliva with a grunt, and a burst of blood rushed straight to make a fuss, he didn't expect this girl to be so obedient! He looked at Zhao Qin'er's soft and moist lips, and suddenly had an impulse to say: You let me kiss it.
When a person is still measured, he saw that Zhao Qin'er was as docile as a kitten at this time, and couldn't help but be secretly proud in his heart, it turned out that the unruly princess also has a weakness, this time I let Li Ce touch the knife, and you want to scare me in the future? Hmph, then I don't know who will clean up who......
Zhao Qin'er's voice was crisp and delicate, and Li Ce also wanted to hear what it was like to sing this song by her, so he pretended to be embarrassed and said, "Okay, since you are so sincere, then I will teach you." ”
"Uh-huh." Zhao Qin'er nodded hurriedly.
"When is the bright moon, ask the wine to the sky......" So on the quiet and empty street, I thought of two songs, the male voice was low, and the girl was delicate, which was quite compatible.
Li Ce only taught it once, Zhao Qin'er learned it, Li Ce listened to her silver bell-like singing, and secretly said that sure enough, this song is still suitable for women to sing, and the long night of silence was accompanied by Meijuan, Li Ce slowly slowed down the speed of the carriage......