After the salute was finished, Ye Mingzhi then set his eyes on Ye Yu's body, and then snorted lightly; "Ye Yu, isn't it too arrogant to see that my brother is not polite?"

Ye Mingming's words immediately caused everyone to discuss, most of the guests knew the secret, but there were also many people who didn't know the reason.

Even Liu Quan, who was impatient before, couldn't say anything after hearing these words, because after all, this was a family matter of the Ye family, and it was not appropriate for him to be an outsider to point fingers. Therefore, for a while, everyone's eyes fell on Ye Yu.

"Ye came to see the congratulatory gift, not to recognize his relatives. Back then, your father and son drove me out of the Ye family, so I shouldn't have been brazen in public today! Ye Yu smiled coldly, and looked at Ye Mingming in front of him with slightly narrowed eyes.

"You! ……”

Ye Mingzhi was so choked by Ye Yu's affectionate words that he couldn't speak. Then he suppressed his anger and smiled with a smile: "That's it! People have their own ambitions and can not be forced, today is the day of your opening of the big day, in the next by the father entrusted to send a pair of couplets, in order to congratulate! ”

Ye Yu raised his eyes and looked at the two house slaves behind Ye Mingming, and saw that the two house slaves were each holding a square brocade box, so he smiled and said, "Oh? Since Ye Dashao brought two couplets, why didn't he send them to Ye together? ”

Ye Mingzhi didn't pay attention to Ye Yu's suggestion, but opened the brocade box from the hand of the house slave on the left, took out the couplet and sneered: "This is the choice you made, then connect it!" ”

"Dong Cheng, open it!" Ye Yu immediately understood the deep meaning of these words, but since he had already rejected Ye Mingming's olive branch, he had to face this couplet with difficult significance.

When She Dongcheng opened the couplet with everyone, there were only four words that caught everyone's eyes:

The upper link is: long and short

The lower link is: Shade

There are only four words in the upper and lower couplets, which has to be said to be a very strange couplet, although each couplet has only two words, but it is also a relatively neat battle, which is a very rare thing.

While everyone was commenting, Ye Yu's face was cold and silent, and his face, which was still fair and ruddy, suddenly became iron-blue.

Ye Mingzhi looked at Ye Yu with a gloomy face on the other side, and said with a somewhat mocking smile: "I don't know if this couplet, Ye Dongjia is still satisfied?" I thought about it for a long time before I came up with this wonderful couplet! ”

"This couplet is not simple...... Liu Yuanshan glanced at Ye Yu thoughtfully after reading the couplet.

Although Liu Quan on the side knew a little about the literati couplet, after all, he was born in the army, so he naturally couldn't see the deep meaning, so he came to Liu Yuanshan's side and asked: "There is nothing complicated about this couplet, why does my uncle say that this couplet is not simple?" ”

Liu Yuanshan didn't reply, but Yue Lin nodded slightly and said to himself: "This couplet seems simple, but in fact, it is deliberately ridiculed by others, and it is not good!" ”

Among the guests, there are people with profound literature and ink, and after reading this couplet, they can't help but say gloomy: "From the surface meaning, the upper link points out the size of the dyeing workshop cloth by length, and the lower link points out the color of the dyeing workshop cloth by the shade, which seems reasonable, but it is a metaphor for mocking Ye Dongjia!" ”

"Oh? How so? Someone didn't know what he meant, so he asked.

"Hey, don't you see that Ye Dongjia's legs and feet are inconvenient? If you don't use a wheelchair and use crutches, doesn't it look like you can walk on long and short legs? And the legs can't exert their strength, and the stumbling footprints are not the same depths? ”

Someone asked, someone answered, and for a while, everyone suddenly understood the deep meaning, and suddenly all kinds of expressions and mentalities filled the entire scene.

Su Yueyun behind her naturally saw this, glared at Ye Mingzhi with apricot eyes, and then tugged Ye Yu's sleeve, and said in a low voice: "Brother Yu, we won't accept his gift!" ”

"Yo! Tut-tut, I really didn't expect it, after so long, there is still no shortage of beautiful people around you, I really envy others! Ye Mingzhi found that there was a beautiful woman standing next to Ye Yu, and he was suddenly in a trance and a little jealous.

Ye Yu said lukewarmly: "Since someone came to congratulate you, how can you turn away the guests' congratulatory gifts?" Come on, put pen and ink on paper and inkstone! ”

Under the command, after a while, someone brought a pen, ink, paper, and inkstone, and put a simple table in front of Ye Yu.

When it was ready, Ye Yu showed his pen and ink in front of everyone. However, he didn't reopen the paper, but added a few words to the couplet sent by Ye Mingming!

Then Ye Yu said to himself: "Since it is a couplet, how can there be no banners?" As he spoke, he wrote a banner on the existing paper.

After Ye Yu finished rewriting a qiē, when everyone looked at the couplet again, they couldn't help but show a strange look, because this couplet was really too unique.

The upper link is "entering regardless of length or shortness",

The next link is "take it out to see the depth",

Horizontal batch is "Womanizer comes!" ”

The people who watched the excitement were attracted by this couplet, and they debated the content of this couplet.

Some say that the content is otherworldly, far-reaching and unique; But some people say that this word is too lewd between the lines, and it reminds people of unspeakable things between men and women......

After Su Yueyun on the side saw this couplet, her pretty face couldn't help but turn red to the jade neck in an instant, she peeked at Ye Yu, didn't know what to say, and then lowered her head blushingly and didn't look at it.

No matter what the intention of this couplet is, it is also a rare thing to be able to make a couplet on top of the original couplet. Therefore, for Ye Yu's talent, everyone also has a new understanding at this moment.

Ye Mingzhi glanced at the changed couplet, and couldn't help but laugh heartily: "Ye Dongjia really understands the affairs of men and women, and even this couplet has such a deep meaning, which is really admirable."

But isn't this dyeing shop a brothel in the green house? Selling dog meat on the head of a sheep, in the name of opening a dyeing house, and running a brothel in Qinglou, such a filthy act is really despicable! ”

Most of the people standing under the gatehouse are people who have read the books of the sages, although this is to come to Daohe Dyeing Workshop to open, but for this kind of obscene words, they all spit on and disdain, not to mention that this couplet writes the joy of men and women so explicitly. Therefore, all of a sudden, the sound of boiling was everywhere, and he sneered at Ye Yu for being so immoral.

"A brothel in a green house? Hehe! Ye Dashao, you are too eye-catching! My couplet is rewritten on the basis of your couplet, and I don't think there is anything wrong with this couplet! ”

"Humph! In front of everyone's eyes, who has no eyes and no beads don't need to say much, Ye Yu, you are nothing more than that! Ye Zhizhi glanced at Ye Yu with disdain, and then snorted coldly.

Ye Yu waved his hand and said disapprerovitically: "This couplet is made according to the process of dyeing cloth, and the raw material cloth is put into the dyeing vat, naturally regardless of length!" Even if the dye vat is under the greige cloth, it can be dyed together regardless of the length. In this way, how can I say that I am 'entering regardless of the length of the link'? ”

"This ......"

As soon as this remark came out, everyone was stunned for a while, and some people gradually recognized this explanation in the sound of discussion.

Then take out the cloth to see the color shade, determine whether the dyeing is qualified, and put it in again to dye it again if the color is light. Ye Dashao, this next link's 'take it out to see the depth' is also not wrong. The horizontal batch is 'the lustful person comes', which means that people who like to dye good colors invite the Chinese dyeing workshop, may I ask what is wrong with this couplet? ”

“……”

This explanation made everyone's concepts change instantly, and it was indeed as Ye Yu said after pondering it repeatedly. As soon as Ruyi came, everyone praised the couplets for being wonderful, but they were also a little red and a little red and dry for Fang Cai's crooked thoughts.

"Even so, you mislead people with couplets like this, it is ...... It is also against the way of indoctrination! Ye Mingming couldn't just give up, so he came up with this reason with a turn of his mind.

Seeing that Ye Mingzhi was still unstoppable, Ye Yu snorted coldly with anger on his face: "But all articles and phrases with the word 'color' are not the colors of men and women that you understand!" Color, can also be the original face, the bank, the industry, etc. Even if the word 'true color' is recorded in it, could it be that the sages also used obscene words and colloquialisms to write books and biographies? ”

Speaking of this, Ye Yu suddenly paused and looked around at everyone: "If it is really as Ye Dashao said, then what are we and the future generations learning, is it a filthy way of education?" If you have the thoughts of a sage in your heart, how can such nonsense be born? ”

Forehead!

Ye Yu's sharp response made everyone present fall silent in an instant.

After Ye Yu's point, no one can say anything at the moment, after all, what Ye Yu said is well-founded. Even Ye Mingzhi was refuted by Ye Yu several times, and he was speechless and didn't know what to do.

Yue Lin looked at Ye Yu in a daze, but his heart was shocked beyond comprehension, and he said in his heart that Ye Yu was so unpredictable at such a young age.

And although this couplet is a bit cliché, it is quite profound. What's more important is that the means of being able to repay the other in the other way are really amazing.

"This son is quick-witted, rare and rare!" Yue Lin stroked his beard and looked at Ye Yu, and couldn't help but admire.

Liu Yuanshan shook his head and said, "It's just a pity that I learned this ......."

"Eh, Liu Lao's words are wrong, there are thousands of paths in life, and he doesn't necessarily have to live in the court, but now this kid has a way to do business and benefit the people, isn't it much more real than the officials who are intriguing in the court?"

Yue Lin's words made Liu Yuanshan suddenly brightened, and then said ashamedly: "What the adults said is extremely true, it is the old man who is short-sighted!" ”

At this time, Ye Mingming had nothing to say anymore, and everyone pointed at him, which made him very ashamed, and then bowed to the two adults, and then left quietly in shame.

And Ye Yu looked at Ye Mingming's departing back and fell into deep thought, he knew that today's scene was Ye Mengxin's means. Sending his son Ye Zhizhi here is nothing more than to test his attitude.

It seems that the battle with Ye Mengxin in the future is already urgent, but this is also something that Ye Yu has been looking forward to for a long time.

Ye Yu inadvertently turned around, saw Su Yueyun's face flushed, and knew that it was Fang Cai's couplet that was thought of crookedly, so he immediately quipped: "Yueyun, I never thought you knew a lot!" ”

Su Yueyun's blush that had not faded was once again covered with jade, and she was so ashamed that she was about to drip water. stomped her foot shyly, and hit Ye Yu with a pink fist: "Phew! You're thinking too much! Ignoring Yiqiē, he covered his face and ran away as if he was running away.