Chapter 33

On a winter morning, a belated ray of sunlight struggled to penetrate the thick clouds and fall on the eaves of the old Forbidden City. At this moment, the Forbidden City, which had just woken up from the cold night, put on his brilliant coat again, ready to accept the worship of the subjects of the world.

Zhu Youzhen sat in a small sedan chair carried by the two of them, and as soon as he turned from the Wenhua Hall to the royal street, he saw Yang Lian kneeling at the door of Qianqing from a distance. As the distance gradually narrowed, his old voice with a little sadness and anger drifted into Zhu Youzhen's ears more and more clearly: "However, it is still said that the courtiers of the outer court are also." On the day of the southern suburbs of last year, it was rumored that there was a noble man in the palace, who was virtuous and chaste, and was favored by the lotus. Zhongxian was afraid that he would expose his arrogance, and he would be put to death under the pretext of being ill. It is His Majesty who cannot protect his noble fortune, and he is guilty of eight major crimes.

"It's still said that there is no name. Concubine Yu is pregnant and sealed, and Chinese and foreign parties are happy. Loyal and virtuous hated him and did not attach himself to him, and ordered him to commit suicide. It is His Majesty who cannot protect his concubines, and it is a major crime.

"It's still said that it's in the concubines. There is a celebration in the middle palace, he has become a man, but he died suddenly, and it is rumored that Zhongxian and Mrs. Fengsheng really have a plan. It's Your Majesty and you can't protect your son, ten great sins..."

Zhu Youzhen felt a little sad for this old man. It's such a cold day, so old, it's easy to get up early in the morning and run this back! If you had the spirit of one-tenth of someone's family, you would have been admitted to a key university in your previous life!

The problem is, it's all useless! Don't say that the Apocalypse is not in the Qianqing Palace at this time, even if it is, there is only a short distance of dozens of steps from this Qianqing Gate to the Qianqing Palace, and it is difficult to fly over with wings. You're just shouting out your throat here, and the apocalypse can't hear a word. Even if he did, he wouldn't understand!

Just when Zhu Youzhen's sedan chair was about to pass by Yang Lian, Yang Lian suddenly jumped up from the ground, stopped in front of the sedan chair, and shouted: "Your Highness stays!" ”

Zhu Youzhen was taken aback and hurriedly ordered the eunuch to stop the sedan chair.

Yang Lian first bowed to Zhu Youzhen, and then said loudly: "Your Highness is Your Majesty's own brother, and you often have to accompany Your Majesty. Now His Majesty is a villain and a distant virtuous minister, appointing the eunuch Wei Zhongxian, indulging in the small skills of carving insects all day long, abandoning the government and government, and the ministers are difficult to see the holy face. And His Royal Highness not only did not advise, but catered to His Majesty, and played with His Majesty all day long. How is this different from a thief? I want to think of His Majesty's ancestors, and also His Highness's ancestors. His Highness is so absurd, isn't it worthy of the ancestors and the ancestors?! ”

Zhu Youzhen never expected that Yang Lian would actually burn his anger on himself. Thinking about it carefully, it seems that he is really what Yang Lian said, and he can't help but burn his face.

Still, no one will feel comfortable just getting up and letting a stranger roll up. What's more, we can't help ourselves. It's hard to protect yourself, do I care about this and that, can I manage me? After all, my brother has crossed over, at most he is a transfer student, even if your class grades are too bad and you want to repeat the grade collectively, what does it matter to me?

Thinking of this, Zhu Youzhen sneered and said: "Lord Yang, your old man is worried about the country and the people, and this king is also convinced, and he admires it." But there is a debtor who is wronged, you have to settle accounts with Wei Zhongxian, why don't you go to the gate of the East Factory to block him and fight him alone? Why are you running this king? You think this king is easy to bully, right? ”

"I... You..."Yang Lian choked Zhu Youzhen speechless for a while, and at the same time he was still wondering in his heart: What does "heads-up" mean?

Zhu Youzhen took advantage of his efforts to quickly urge the eunuch who carried the sedan chair to get up the sedan chair and pass through the Qianqing Gate with a smoke. He wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, thinking that even if he tied up his twelve into a dozen, he was no match for this old man. People are the deputy capital of the Imperial Palace, and the imperial history is a full-time scolding. If you want to scold you, you don't need to use dirty words, and you will be given dozens of big sins casually. This is also Wei Zhongxian's ability to resist beatings, if he had changed others, Yang Lian would have been scolded to death a long time ago. Before Yang Lian could react, he still walked up with thirty-six plans, and then went back to the harem, but he didn't take this road anymore.

After the sedan chair passed through the Qianqing Gate, it turned around and passed through the imperial garden, and finally got off the sedan chair in front of a palace. Zhu Youzhen got off the sedan chair and entered the gate, and saw that this hall was a "work" character structure, and the front and back halls were connected by a hall, but it was quite different from other palaces in the Forbidden City. Looking up, on the hanging plaque, three big characters were written on the dragon flying and phoenix dancing: Shufangzhai.

Sofang Zhai? Isn't this where Zhu Gege lived? Zhu Youzhen's heart was full of curiosity, looking left and right, and at the same time silently looking forward to the fact that there were really one or two beautiful immortals living in it.

But immediately he remembered that "Gege" was the name of the Qing Dynasty, and the Ming Dynasty should be called "Princess". Moreover, even if there is a princess, it is still her sister, or even an aunt. What you look like doesn't have much to do with you.

As he was thinking wildly, he had reached the door of the apse. When the eunuch on duty saw Zhu Youzhen coming, he hurriedly smiled and said: "Lord, the emperor has an edict that you don't have to pass through when you come, just go in." ”

Zhu Youzhen had just stepped on the threshold of the door of the back hall, and saw that the main hall was empty, but there were bursts of miserable cries in the Dongnuan Pavilion. Just when he was inexplicable and at a loss, the unique heartless laughter of the Apocalypse came from the East Warm Pavilion: "Fifth brother, it's you who are here!" Come on, come on, come in and talk. ”

Zhu Youzhen had to lift the curtain and enter the Dongnuan Pavilion, but was startled by the scene in front of him.

On the imperial couch, the Emperor of the Apocalypse, who had just woken up, was only wearing a small coat and yawning lazily. In the brocade quilt, a snow-white arm and thick black hair were still exposed. Obviously, it was the concubine who had just been favored by the apocalypse last night.

There was a man kneeling on the ground, crying with a handful of snot and tears. When I looked closely, it was the nine-thousand-year-old Wei Zhongxian!

Wei Zhongxian saw Zhu Youzhen coming in, and struggled to give Zhu Youzhen a salute. Zhu Youzhen just wanted to be modest, but Tianqi smiled and said: "Fifth brother, the cold day, I announced you so early, disturbing your spring dream, the princess is not angry?" ”

Zhu Youzhen hurriedly smiled awkwardly: "No, no, how can it be, hehehehehe." At the same time, I also thought sadly in my heart, these days, every night I slept on the floor, and I didn't even touch Rui'er's fingers. I also have a spring dream, and I have nightmares!

"Come on, come on, sit next to me, it's warm here!" Apocalypse greeted warmly.

Zhu Youzhen was so frightened that he quickly knelt down: "The minister doesn't dare!" "I thought that Brother Apocalypse is too slippery, you still have a woman in the bed! Even if we don't, we can't sit side by side with you!

"If you dare or not, I tell you to sit down, you will sit! Own brother, what's polite! As he spoke, Tianqi jumped out of bed, pulled Zhu Youzhen up, and sat on the bed. Then he went to bed again and put his two bare legs into the bed.

Zhu Youzhen sat on the bed nervously, and before he could breathe, he suddenly felt that his buttocks were poked. He was startled, and when he peeked, he saw a slender finger sticking out of the bed, about to attack his chrysanthemum!

Zhu Youzhen didn't hide, and even more so if he didn't hide, when he was extremely embarrassed, the concubine in the bed also poked her head out and smiled charmingly at him. But it's the Holy Lady again!

Zhu Youzhen was so frightened that he was sweating like pulp, but Tianqi didn't realize it, just tilted his head and listened to Wei Zhongxian's crying.

I only heard Wei Zhongxian crying and crying: "Long live, the slave is dedicated to sharing worries for Long Live and doing his best to maintain the master of ceremonies and the East Factory, what's wrong with this?" The Donglin Party has always regarded the slave as a thorn in the flesh, and they will want to get rid of it as soon as possible. Now, Yang Lian has impeached the slave and falsely accused the slave of 24 major crimes... Long live the lord, the slave is not allowed to be in the Donglin Party, and I implore the slave to resign from the errand of the eunuch Bingbi and the eunuch of Dongchang, and the slave is willing to guard the soul of the first emperor! Woooooo

Zhu Youzhen watched coldly, and said in his heart that Wei Zhongxian's acting skills are also superb, this has to be put in the previous life, there is no problem at all to be the actor of a soap opera, maybe he can win a Golden Rooster and Hundred Flowers Award or something.

However, Wei Zhongxian took the initiative to resign, which was unexpected by Zhu Youzhen. He couldn't help but have a trace of fantasy in his heart: as long as the apocalypse nodded, this Wei Zhongxian would have to roll up and get out, and he would no longer be able to harm himself. If that's the case, you don't have to run away, and you can be a prince with peace of mind.

What's more, if Wei Zhongxian can leave ahead of schedule, who knows how the history will develop later? Isn't there a saying that a butterfly from the Amazon jungle of South America flapped its wings once in a while and could create a super tornado across the ocean two weeks later. From now on, maybe Li Zicheng would not have rebelled at all, maybe the Qing army would not have entered the customs at all, and maybe he wouldn't have to hang himself at all.

If that's the case, it's okay to be an emperor!

Just when he was looking forward to a better life in the future, a sentence from the apocalypse brought Zhu Youzhen back to reality: "Don't worry, I know you, so why bother with the noise of foreign ministers?" Participate in your recital, and leave it in the middle, that is. ”

When Wei Zhongxian heard this, he cried even more, and kowtowed again and again: "Minion... The slave is to break his bones for Long Life, and it is difficult to repay the grace of Long Live Knowledge! ”

Zhu Youzhen was like cold water pouring his head, knowing that Wei Zhongxian had easily passed this hurdle. Thinking about Yang Lian's twenty-four cardinal sins of Wei Zhongxian, he sprinkled thousands of words, I don't know how much effort was spent, it can be said that he has exhausted himself, but now he has become a piece of waste paper.

He peeked and saw that Mrs. Fengsheng in the quilt was secretly exchanging glances with Wei Zhongxian, and he could probably guess that the wind on her pillow also played a big role.

It is said that the emperor has seventy-two concubines in three palaces and six courtyards, and there are a lot of women for him to enjoy, and every year he can also select young and beautiful show girls from all over the country to enrich them into the harem. But this apocalypse is obsessed with his wet nurse, and even the queen of the country has been left behind. It can be seen that the woman Mrs. Fengsheng is really not simple!