160, sister-in-law and brother-in-law
"No need to look for it, I know where she is!" The green light above Sun Yu's head flashed again, and the word "divine eye" jumped out. He stretched out his hand to the left front and pointed, "In this direction, I am hiding in a small ravine and climbing out!" ”
The big-breasted royal sister watched curiously as the martial arts skills above his head changed back and forth, and couldn't help but throw a wink: "You man is really interesting...... But...... These changing martial arts skills still don't look pleasing to the eye without the 'thief'. ”
Sun Yu's body was crooked and he almost fell to the ground. It's miserable, you're teasing me again, and the second miss is going crazy again.
Sure enough, an octave loud voice sounded at the door of Guanjiazhuang, yelling: "Big-chested and brainless, you are teasing my man again?" ”
The big-breasted royal sister was completely too lazy to pay attention to Sun Yue, the blue light on her body flashed, and she rushed out in the direction of Sun Yu's finger with the word "righteous thief", and soon after, there was a clanging sound of steel knives in the distance, and then a terrible scream sounded in the woods. After a while, everyone saw that the big-breasted royal sister was covered in blood, and even her towering breasts were stained with blood, and she was holding Pei Yuanshao's head in her hand and strode to the front of Guanjiazhuang.
"Bump!" The head fell to the ground, and the big-breasted royal sister said proudly: "The children listen to the order, the culprit who killed my brother has been killed by me." From today onwards, we will not interfere with the river water of Guanjiazhuang wells, and no longer regard them as enemies of life and death. ”
"Order!" The yellow turban thieves all over the mountains answered together.
"Fu Jia, although you are not evil, you know that you will not report it...... You get out of the way for me, don't let me see you again. The big-breasted royal sister kicked Fu Jia, who was kneeling on the ground, into a fight.
The man named Fu Jia quickly kowtowed, and then ran away with his head in his arms.
The big-breasted royal sister said to Guan Ping again: "Sister Guan, I want to thank you for this incident." Thank you for clearing the portal for me, so as not to ruin my reputation as a Yellow Turban. ”
Guan Ping returned the salute with a fist.
It wasn't until the end that the big-breasted royal sister turned her head to face Sun Yu, she straightened up her towering breasts, stared at Sun Yu with flattering eyes, and said with a smile: "Man, what's your name?" ”
Uh, you've finally thought of asking me my name? It seems that ordinary men don't have the qualifications to connect with their names in front of you, Sun Yu was so depressed that he picked his head and said, "Sun Yu, the word is true!" ”
"Where?" The big-breasted royal sister continued to ask, in fact, this was Sun Yu's negligence, people in this era generally have to report their place of origin when they sign up. For example, Zhao Yun wants to report "Changshan Zhao Zilong", and Zhang Fei wants to report "Yanren Zhang Yide", but it seems strange not to report his origin.
"Uh...... Yanjing people! Sun Yu sweated profusely, and the word Yanjing made him feel depressed.
The big-breasted royal sister circled around him twice, and said with a sigh in her mouth: "Yes, I didn't expect that there would be such a man in Yanjing, it's a good place." But I'm a little younger, hey, you're at least five years younger than me, is there any brother who came out of Yanjing with you to introduce me to know? ”
Poof! Big-breasted sister, are you 23 years old and haven't married yet, and you're starting to think about men? You shouldn't be in the same hurry to get married as a soft girl, right? Sun Yu's sweat was lingering. Hey, by the way, this is a good plan to kidnap Zhou Cang.
Sun Yu turned his mind, raised his head and said: "Miss Zhou, I can't go back to Yanjing in a short time, or you follow me to Gongsun's house, and become a military attache in our family first, and in the future, my brother or something will come out of Yanjing to find me, and you will have a chance to get to know me." ”
The big-breasted royal sister was overjoyed: "This is a good method...... Huh, wait...... What about my brothers? ”
Sun Yu shrugged his shoulders and said, "Take it all, it's not like our Gongsun family can't support these soldiers." They are better than being yellow turban thieves in the mountains! ”
The big-breasted royal sister also felt reasonable, and hurriedly asked the five thousand yellow turban thieves behind her, half of the yellow turban thieves expressed their willingness to follow the eldest sister to become a regular army, and the other half expressed their unwillingness, so they returned to the mountains on their own and continued to do their promising job as yellow turban thieves.
After Zhou Cang was done, Sun Yu didn't forget Guan Ping, and he asked Guan Ping if he wanted to be an official, which went relatively well. Guan Ping had already heard of the name of the white horse general Gongsun Zhan, and agreed to go with the army without hesitation.
The army continued its journey and headed north. However, this time more than 2,000 Yellow Turban Thieves were collected, and the speed of the march suddenly became slower. The north direction of Julu County is the core location of Jizhou, because Jizhou Hanfu has been annexed by Yuan Shao, it is very dangerous to go directly through Jizhou.
Therefore, the armies did not dare to go straight to the north, so they could only turn to the northwest first, that is, in the direction of Changshan.
The coachman Guo Bao drove the car, Sun Yu and a group of women stayed in the car, the two thousand Yellow Turban Army followed Sun Yu's car on foot, and the two thousand white horse Yicong were responsible for opening the road.
When Sun Yu was in Guanjiazhuang, he overperformed alone, and as a result, he didn't even see Guan Ping's martial arts skills, and it wasn't until he went on the road that Guan Ping showed her martial arts skills in front of everyone, and the result was a light blue "sword general", although it is not very powerful, but it is also quite rare strength for the withered Gongsun family. In addition, although Guan Ping's martial arts skills are only light blue, his intelligence is a little higher than that of many fierce generals, and it is not easy for him to be a military teacher.
Sun Yu recalled a "false report" by Chen Qi outside Xuzhou City, and as a result, Dian Wei ran away, leaving only Yu Ban to be hit, it can be seen from this incident that the comprehensive ability of a military general is very important, although Dian Wei is very powerful, it is enough for her to drink a pot when she meets a broken army division. When facing the enemy's military divisions, it is easier to exert combat effectiveness with balanced generals such as Yu Ban and Guan Ping.
At this time, there was a lot of fun in the carriage, and a group of women were idle and had nothing to do.
The big-breasted royal sister stuck to Sun Yu's side and said with a smile: "Little brother, do you men in Yanjing know all kinds of martial arts?" Is your brother handsome? What martial arts skills does he know? ”
Ahem, little brother and sister, this word has another meaning in our later generations...... Sun Yu's face was slightly red, and he coughed twice and said, "Handsome is for sure, what about the general's skills...... Ahem...... It varies from person to person, and it may not be all available. ”
The big-breasted royal sister squeezed Sun Yu's arm hard with her chest, and said greasyly: "That...... You have to introduce me to a better one, and the martial arts skills must be at least blue, otherwise how can you be worthy of my blue 'righteous thief'? ”
"Hey, stay away from my house! You big-chested bastard. "The second lady is not happy again.
"Hey, stay away from my brother-in-law!" This time, even Mi Fang jumped out: "What are you doing with rubbing my brother-in-law your chest?" Damn, I haven't even rubbed it like this......"
Everyone turned their heads and glared at Mi Fang together! Mi Zhen pulled her sleeve embarrassedly and said in a low voice: "Second sister, what are you talking nonsense......
Mi Fang snorted twice and said, "What's wrong with what I said?" As the saying goes, my brother-in-law is my sister-in-law's half-pulled ass, and my sister-in-law plays my brother-in-law, it's a matter of course, no one can blame me! ”
Poof, Sun Yu sweated in his heart: My mother, it's obviously my sister-in-law and brother-in-law's half-pulled ass, why did she change her taste in this world again?
It turns out that in ancient society, it was a folk scene for a brother-in-law to hook up with a sister-in-law, and there was a saying in ancient China: Brother-in-law plays auntie, which is a matter of course. Later, it developed into a proverb "My sister-in-law is my brother-in-law's half-pulled ass, it doesn't hurt if it doesn't hurt white, and it doesn't hurt if it doesn't touch it." Therefore, the brother-in-law eats the sister-in-law's tofu, or the sister-in-law steals the brother-in-law, and the feudal family often does not take it out to publicize it. This kind of thing is not only forbearant and accommodating, but the society also has a tolerant attitude towards this kind of thing.
However, in this world where women are inferior to men, because men usually enter women's families, the relationship between brother-in-law and sister-in-law collapsed and became the relationship between sister-in-law and brother-in-law. The eldest sister-in-law flirts with her brother-in-law, which is natural in the eyes of people in this world. So what Mi Fang said was very reasonable, everyone just gave her a blank look, but no one said that she was wrong, even the second lady, who has always been very jealous, didn't complain.
Among them, only the rigid high-hat girl Chen Gong couldn't stand it, she slapped the car board next to her hard, and said angrily: "Give me the Zhuang point, it's just that the man doesn't pay attention, how can you women also learn?" Give me all solemnity! You can't be like you, as a gentleman...... Must be ......" is followed by a 10,000-word sermon.
After she finished her 10,000-word sermon, Mi Fang suddenly said in a weird manner: "I heard that a gentleman doesn't take the favor of others, you high hat would rather sell yourself than take Cao Ying's man, what kind of gentleman do you say?" Hum! Hypocrite! ”
When the woman in the high hat heard this, her face suddenly changed greatly, and she almost fainted without taking a breath.
"Mi Fang......" Sun Yu sighed: "Aren't you going to be a good person?" How can you still be like this? ”
Mi Fang stuck out her tongue and retracted into the corner of the car.
Oh, with such a large group of unreliable women, the braincase is going to explode, Sun Yu is so depressed that he can't do it, what if...... If you put all these wonderful women into the harem...... Will there be an earthquake in the harem?
At this time, Yan Yun, the captain of Baima Yicong, ran to the side of the cart and reported loudly into the car: "According to the scout's report, our army really exposed its whereabouts after the giant deer appeared, and the Jizhou direction sent troops to intercept us...... The strength of the army is about 10,000, and looking at the words on the banner, it should be the army of Zhang He and Gao Lan. ”
Ahh Zhang He is the general who has carried Lu Bu in the Tiger Prison Pass, the pale gold is "high-spirited", and his strength is not under himself or Xu Huang. Gao Ran is blue, what kind of martial arts skills are coming? The battle against Lu Bu was too chaotic, and Sun Yu couldn't remember it.
If it is a fighting general, he only needs to send Sun Yu and Xu Huang on this side, and he is not afraid of Zhang He and Gao Lan, but there may be some generals hidden in the opponent's army, and there are 10,000 soldiers who are also very troublesome.
"Speed up the whole army!" Sun Yu ordered loudly: "Before dark, rush to Changshan." ”
(To be continued)