Chapter 155: Zhu Houzhao's fashion show
"Big ...... Uh, Xie Aiqing, I'm looking for you. ”
As soon as Xie Hong walked out of the door, Zhengde greeted him with a roar, his face was aggrieved and excited, if Xie Hong hadn't reacted quickly and made a look, I am afraid he would have called the eldest brother again.
They call it casually, and it usually doesn't hurt, but in front of a minister like Zhang Nai, it's not good to call it like this, Xie Hong has told Zhengde many times.
"Your Majesty, it's ready, and it's time to go." Xie Hong didn't know what the situation was with this young master, so he had to respond in a decent manner.
"Don't be in a hurry to set off, I've thought about it, it's better to change the No. 2 plan, two Aiqing, you wait, I'm going to change my clothes......" Zhengde shook the coat on his body, held his hat again, and raised his feet to go inside.
Xie Hong was really dizzy, what happened to this brother? I just asked him to change the No. 2 set of clothes inside, but he didn't change it, but he had to change his clothes after he came out and shook around...... I said second brother, do you think today is a fashion show, are you on the catwalk?
He stopped Zhengde dizzily and said, "Your Majesty, the clothes and everything have been packed into the box, it is very troublesome to take them out, you see that it is not early this day, let's hurry up." ”
"But......" Zhengde pouted depressedly, pointed to the corner of his clothes and said righteously: "My clothes were soiled by Zhang Aiqing, what a solemn day today, how can I appear in dirty clothes?" You must know: Those who are not dressed properly are not solemn, which is disrespectful to the soldiers and civilians of Xuanfu, and it is also a blasphemy to their love for me. ”
Dizzy, including Xie Hong, the people around Zhengde stumbled. After doing it for a long time, this master still knows that today is a solemn day! It's still blasphemous, don't you feel that the outfit you're wearing now is a little out of place?
After half a month of contact with Xie Hong, Zhengde has an extra habit, that is, dragging articles when talking to Xie Hong. He found that when it comes to other things, whether it is astronomy and geography, eating, drinking and having fun, his eldest brother knows everything, but he doesn't understand the classics, not to mention the "Guanzi" he just quoted, even if it is the Analects, Xie Hong is not at all.
So he has such a habit, Xie Hong can't cry or laugh every time, this second brother is really smart, but he has never seen him use it in the right place, read books to block his own words, and use what he learned from himself to block others, every time he makes the people around him dizzy, and he doesn't know what to do.
"Why else do I hate people crying so much?" Zhengde didn't pay attention to the reactions of others at all, and continued to talk nonsense to himself: "If Zhang Aiqing hadn't been crying, how could he have soiled my new clothes?" Really, so ah, men don't flick when they have tears, and the hero will be in tears......"
"Ahem," Xie Hong coughed twice, interrupting Zhengde's nonsense, although this second brother is smart, he doesn't care when he reads, and he often goes off the rails when he drags texts, such as now...... Let's distract him, Xie Hong raised his hand and pointed at the cavalry who were rushing out of the Gu Wang's Mansion and said, "Your Majesty, Commander Jiang has already come out, let's go first, anyway, your clothes are only a small piece wet, and you can't take a closer look." ”
"That's it." Zhengde looked around and found that everyone was indeed ready to go, so he had to sigh helplessly, and comforted himself: "Anyway, that set of clothes will be kept for me when I return to Beijing, and I will wear it to see my mother and grandmother......"
Just let those two poor women go, Xie Hong is really powerless. No matter what, as long as he is willing to leave, if he continues to grind, I am afraid that he will not be able to reach Baoan Prefecture at night.
"By the way, Xie Aiqing, next time I will help me make a set of rainproof silk clothes that you said, so that I am not afraid that someone will cry while holding my legs and getting my clothes wet." Qian Ning had already led the horse over, Zhengde took two steps, suddenly remembered something, turned back to Xie Hong and said.
Okay, brother hold back, brother must not complain, Xie Hong nodded weakly and agreed, as if he had just been seriously ill.
Zhengde was satisfied, but Xie Hong was in trouble, he suddenly felt a little strange, turned his head and looked, he was met with a hot gaze, the reason why it was hot was because that gaze contained anger, was it Old Man Zhang? Xie Hong touched his chin, a little inexplicable, what kind of nerves did this old man have?
"Xie Qianhu, the emperor's ...... Did you do it? Zhang Nai walked over menacingly.
The emperor can't persuade him, this long live today is really confusing, but he still doesn't pay much attention to Xie Hong and Governor Zhang. Here in the border town, Zhang Nai is a little jealous, after all, Xie Hong's methods are ruthless and well-connected, but he will be in the capital in two days.
When the time comes, hmph, will you, the future deputy of the right capital, still have to worry about a small courtier?
Although he also felt that this dress was not very reliable, Xie Hong would not show such emotions in front of the enemy, and said confidently: "It was sewn by the order of this official, I don't know what Master Zhang has to say?" ”
This officer? Zhang Nai's nose was about to be crooked, a small false position of a thousand households, he actually dared to claim to be his official in front of himself, the current governor and the future right deputy capital Yushi! Does he know that the imperial history is specially to clean up ministers like him?
He roared angrily: "Xie Qianhu, do you know what the Heavenly Family's system is? What is the decency of the imperial court, how dare to be pampered and coquettish, and ruin the face of the heavenly family with such a strange costume, you ......"
Xie Hong raised his hand and used his sleeve to block the foaming star that sprayed wildly, and then sneered at each other:
"I don't understand, but Lord Zhang, aren't you even more excessive? Even if you don't like the style of the emperor's clothes, you can't wipe your nose with that! Do you know what it means to be inferior and humble? Even if it's a piece of linen, as long as it's draped on the emperor's body, it's a royal thing! You desecrate the royal things, this is a great disrespect, tsk, Lord Zhang, are you knowing the law and breaking the law? ”
"Old man......" Old man Zhang was choked half to death by Xie Hong, and he wanted to refute it, but when he organized the words in his mind, he found that Xie Hong's crooked reasoning was really impossible to refute. What is royal? Xie Hong is right, what the emperor used is called the royal use, although he didn't mean it just now, but after all, the emperor's clothes were wet, if there is really a royal history, then he can also be impeached.
"Big brother said it well!" Zhengde, who was already on the horse, clapped his hands and laughed. His precious new clothes are dirty, and he is feeling wronged. But Hongzhi taught him that he should respect these old ministers, and he couldn't get angry, Xie Hong's strong words made him listen to it with a big heart, and he couldn't help laughing.
Xie Hong turned his head and bared his teeth at Zhengde, signaling that he had used the wrong name again. Gu Dayong explained to Xie Hong in private, it would be good to know about the matter of swearing to the emperor, if you take it out, the problem is still very serious, at least it will be impeached by the imperial historians for the crimes of disrespect and no one being a minister, and aggravating the dissatisfaction of the courtiers, not to mention.
But he can control himself, but he can't control Zhengde, as long as Zhengde is happy, he will get carried away, such as the voice just now, not only the words are clear, but also the voice is not small, the voice is far away in the empty bell tower street, and there are some faint echoes.
Hearing his title, Old Man Zhang couldn't stand it at all, rolled his eyes, and fainted foaming at the mouth. Mr. Zhang and his entourage beside him were naturally in a hurry again, while the others didn't pay attention to this side at all, because their attention was attracted by other things.
"This is the emperor?" The monkey asked Jiang Bin in a low voice.
Jiang Bin and his subordinates have just surrendered, and they can naturally only patrol the periphery in the past few days, and this group of people is the first time to see the true face of Zhengde. This group of people was really amazed just now, but they didn't pay much attention to Zhengde's strange outfit.
Isn't it just a red robe and a strange hat? Well, there's still a feather on the hat...... The Tartar is dressed much more weirdly than this, it's nothing. But those boots are very good, shiny, and look majestic, and they can make a clangling sound when we walk, if only we could get a pair.
"Really?" Jiang Bin touched the stubble on his lips, and he was not sure, he was high after all, and he had heard that it was only right for the emperor to wear a bright yellow dragon robe. However, today is a festive day, and it makes sense to wear red when festive, as for what the emperor wears when he is festive, Jiang Bin doesn't know, and he doesn't care, he cares more about another thing.
"Monkey, you have the best ears, just now I heard the emperor call Lord Xie to be the eldest brother, you said, did you hear it wrong?" Jiang Bin lowered his voice very low, and beckoned a few henchmen to block him next to him, so he dared to speak.
"That's right, he is the eldest brother he called, and he calls the eldest brother at Lord Xie!" The monkey nodded affirmatively.
"Phew!" Jiang Bin gasped, this Lord Xie is really constantly surprising. It turned out to be all kinds of skills and schemes, and then it was identity, but now it has actually changed and become the emperor's eldest brother...... After the exclamation, Jiang Bin was overjoyed, now he was holding his thighs, Lao Tzu followed the emperor's eldest brother, and he was promoted to make a fortune.
At this time, all the carriages came out of the gate of Xie Mansion, and Xie Hong couldn't take care of Zhang Nai, but hastily arranged a few people, lifted the old man into the carriage, and then turned to Zhengde and said, "Your Majesty, let's leave here, right?" The people and the generals have been waiting for a long time. ”
Zhengde nodded, pointed the horsewhip forward, and shouted in high spirits: "Left and right, march in line and raise my flag!" ”
"Yes!" Qian Ning and Jiang Bin responded to the order and led the horses forward, their movements were uniform, and even the sound of horses' hooves sounded at the same time, showing the elite demeanor of the army.
At this moment, everyone heard Zhengde's instruct again: "However, don't stop me, today you must let the whole Xuanfu see the craftsmanship of the eldest brother and my heroic posture!" ”
For a time, there was a lot of noise on the street of the bell tower, and I only listened: the sound of horses' hooves was frenzied, and the exclamations were endless.
This second brother is really unreliable, Xie Hong waved his hand weakly, okay, it seems that this military parade will be turned into a fashion show in the end.
(To be continued)