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Chapter 33: The Romance of the Gods

"Uncle, have you heard? Wu Ra Buhua led 200,000 elites to fight Sesame Lee, but as a result, the whole army was wiped out by Sesame Lee! In the evening, Zhang Laohan, who was selling cooking cakes, put down his burden and whispered to Wang Laohan, who was selling haggis soup on the roadside.

"Why haven't you heard of it?" Wang Laohan, who was selling haggis soup, looked around vigilantly, then lowered his voice and responded mysteriously, "There has been a lot of shouting about this in the city these days. Everyone said that the Wu didn't spend all the way to slaughter all the way, and I don't know how many innocents he killed. This time, retribution is coming! ”

"How can I say no! Hearing that the Korean who fled back cried, Na Wu Buhua had won the game, and suddenly a thunderbolt was struck in mid-air. Split all the soldiers around Wu Ra Buhua and the soldiers around him!" Zhang Laohan, who was selling cooking cakes, nodded, as if he had witnessed it with his own eyes, and smiled with satisfaction.

"It's not one, it's five. The first one first split the old thief, and the next four, southeast and northwest, killed the 200,000 army cleanly! Wang Laohan, who sold haggis soup, also smiled and corrected it seriously. took out a large wooden bowl, wiped it casually with a rag, scooped a large bowl of haggis soup from the pot, and put a few more fat intestines into it. Then he pushed the bowl to the edge of the table, and said generously: "Come, drink a bowl of haggis to warm up." This meal, brother, I'm please! ”

"Well, that's embarrassing!" Zhang Laohan, who sold cooking cakes, swallowed and waved his hand, but in the end he couldn't resist the temptation of fat intestines, and sat diagonally on the side of the table full of oil. took out two cakes, one of them was torn by himself and soaked in the bowl, and the other was pushed to Wang Laohan, "This, count me as a treat." Let's two brothers, today for"

I didn't dare to say it explicitly, so I slanted my gaze to the southeast, nodded and smiled.

"Sesame cookcakes, good stuff!" Wang Laohan was not polite, he brought a bowl of mutton soup that was so clear that he could see the bottom, and poured the cooking cake into his stomach, while saying vaguely, "Let me tell you, you cooking cake, you will be famous in the future." Do you know how the sesame plum started, it is a cooking cake for each person, and then bring everyone together! ”

"It's a pity that we don't have such heroes here, otherwise, old man, I gave up all this basket of cooking cakes, how much is it worth?!"

"Isn't it? If anyone dares to learn sesame plums, the old man and I will let him drink the sheep soup every day! ”

Two old men who are half-buried in the loess, you say a word, I say a word, and talk while eating. The louder you speak, the louder you speak, the spicy words blow through the cold wind of December and flutter in the air.

"It is said that Li Jing, the Tota Tianzun under the command of the Jade Emperor, and the nine brothers are stationed in Tongtian River, and the demons and monsters have stopped here. Which nine immortals are they? Don't be in a hurry, and listen to me slowly! In addition to Li Jing and Marshal Li, the first person in this row, whose name is Yunli King Kong Peng Da, is holding a huge axe that opens the mountain, weighing more than 14,000 catties.

"Come on, Lao Jiu, a battle of the Tongtian River, you said from the morning to now, I have poured four pots of tea, and the main master over there has not yet appeared! Don't pour it, don't pour it, hurry up and change to a fun one! An old tea guest was anxious to hear this, took out a few Zhitong treasures from his pocket, and threw them into the small bamboo basket beside the storyteller.

"Great!" The storyteller quickly opened his eyelids, and his eyes were full of light. Between the raised hands, the two Supreme Chase Treasures cast during the reign of Yuan Wuzong had disappeared. Then there was another slap of waking wood, "Smack." The origins of these other generals, let's not go into details. Today, let's talk about the eighth general, the four-winged Dapeng Lei Zhenzi. ”

"Good!" Before the name was announced, the surrounding tea-drinking vendors, palanquin drivers, and some down-and-out scholars had already cheered loudly, and one slapped the tables and chairs, happily.

The storyteller, who was called Lao Jiu by everyone, bowed his hands, cleared his throat, and continued to speak loudly, "It is said that the thunder shock is conceived by the thunder and lightning of heaven and earth, and no one will take care of it after birth. It was just Zhou Wen Wang Ji who passed by and picked it up as the eighty-first son, and sent it to the old immortal of Yunzhongzi to raise on his behalf. Because of his peculiar appearance, he is in conflict with King Wen's fate. Because King Wen didn't dare to let him follow his father's surname, he took the homonym of the Great Zhou Kingdom and changed his surname to Zhu."

"Good!" There was another round of cheers around, and all the tea guests laughed loudly, laughing with tears on their faces. The tea splashed a large piece of the green shirt, and he didn't bother to wipe it.

Who Tota Tianzun Li Jing refers to, everyone knows it. Which one does the four-winged Dapeng refer to, it is even more imminent. The capital city is at the foot of the Son of Heaven, and there are many eyeliners in the imperial court, and some "rumors" dare not spread indiscriminately. But it is definitely not illegal to listen to a plain talk, and the gentleman and the teahouse owner who say storytelling are afraid that there will not be enough guests and will not sit on their side for long enough, of course, everyone can say whatever they like.

This kind of thing of selling dog meat on the head of a sheep will definitely not be able to hide the eyes of the imperial court in the people. Soon, the secret music was sent to the palace through a special way. The fifteenth Heavenly Khan of the Mongol Empire, the eleventh emperor of the Mongol Yuan Dynasty, saw it, and he was so angry that he kicked the imperial case in front of him and knocked it to the ground. Then he picked up a carpenter's hammer from his side, and smashed the Ziming Gong leak he had just made to pieces!

The eunuchs and palace maids who were waiting for the emperor's living in Yanchun Hall were so frightened that their faces were like earth, and they fell to the ground, not even daring to make a sound. Everyone knows that when the emperor's temper came up, the "heavenly might" was very powerful. At this juncture, I will come forward, and my head will definitely be smashed by a hammer like that palace leak, how can I have a chance to say the words of persuasion? !

The cowardly Xue on duty at the gate of the Daming Hall are also smart people. Hurriedly and secretly divided a well-spoken one and ran to the Akihito Hall on the west side to move the rescuers. The second empress of the Ming Ren Palace, Qi Shi, was a Goryeo maid when Tuhuan Timur was deported to Pyongyang at a young age, and she and Tuhuan Timur could be regarded as sharing hardships. After hearing the description of Cowardly Xue, he immediately threw down the Persian cat in his hand, and was supported by the eunuch Pu Buhua, who was with him, and strode towards Yanchun Pavilion.

Although the palace of the Mengyuan Dynasty was built with a lot of thought, in terms of scale, it was much smaller than the palaces of the Tang Dynasty and the Great Song Dynasty, and it was more than a little bit worse than the palace of the Ming Dynasty in later generations. Therefore, it didn't take too long for this Qi Empress to come to the door of Yanchun Hall, first instructed Pu Buhua to open the thick plush curtain, leaned on the crack of the door and peeked inside, and then pushed the door open with her own hands, and said with a smile: "Who is this angry Great Khan?" smashed the drain that had been made with great difficulty. Look, this ground is full of water, and in winter, I am not afraid of cold legs! ”

After coaxing Tuhuan Timur, he turned his head and shouted to the eunuchs and palace maids lying on the ground: "A group of eyeless things, don't hurry up and clean them up!" Do you still have to wait for the Great Khan to wait for a holy decree for you? ”

"Yes!" The eunuchs and palace maids who were about to be frightened and fainted hurriedly agreed loudly. Jump up from the ground and pick up the mess with all hands and feet. Qi shook his head slightly, turned around again, snatched the hammer in Timur's hand, and coaxed like a child: "If the Great Khan sees that this thing is not pleasing to the eye, ask the people below to carry it out and burn it." Why do you have to smash it yourself?! Come, the concubine will smash it for you, where should you smash it next? As long as the Great Khan gives an order, the concubine will immediately smash it! ”

As he spoke, he raised the hammer high above his head, making a cross-eyebrow glare. Tuhuan Timur was tired and sweaty, and most of the fire in his stomach had already disappeared. At this moment, seeing Qi's naughty movements, he couldn't help but laugh out loud. After laughing, the remaining anger in my heart was extinguished. Shaking his head, he sighed and said, "It's already rotten like this, so why do you need to smash it." Forget it, come on, carry the palace leak out and burn it! ”

Speaking of this, a sudden sadness swelled up in his heart, waved his hand, and ordered the cowardly Xue who had just run in, "No need, leave it." I, I'm looking for something to repair tomorrow, let's fix it, alas! Maybe, maybe it will make it better! ”

"No!" The cowardly Xue were confused when they heard this, so they had to agree, and then withdrew from the door backwards.

"Alas!" Looking at the palace leak that had been smashed by himself, Tuhuan Timur continued to sigh. Isn't this Great Yuan Empire just a rotten palace leak right now? was first smashed by the powerful minister Yan Temur, and then smashed the second pass by the powerful minister Boyan. When he finally grew up, he united to get rid of Boyan and expelled Boyan, and the entire empire was rotten and full of holes, and he didn't know where to start if he wanted to repair.

Tuhuan Timur asked himself if he was not a mediocre emperor, at least, he was much more shrewd and diligent than his father, Khudutu Khan, and his uncle, Zayadu Khan. The first two khans were actually puppets of the powerful minister Yan Timur, not only did the emperor deserve to be confused, but he also died in a daze. And he, at least survived Yan Timur, and designed to expel Boyan, and recaptured the first empire of the world across the east and west back into the hands of Tian Khan.

It's just that after being captured, did I know that this empire had been ruined by Yan Timur and Boyan, what had become of it? Under the rule of the imperial court, starvation was everywhere, bandits were rampant, and when the civil officials only changed their methods to make money, they belonged to the first day to visit the money, and they had nothing to do in vain to say that they were spending, and they were chasing the festival money on festivals, and they were talking about the birthday money, and they were in charge of the affairs and asked for the regular money, and they were sent to welcome the favor money, and they were chasing the money, and they were talking about the official money. There are so many eyes, crowning the ancient and modern, so that he, who is the emperor, is amazed! 、

And those who are military generals, when military generals, eat empty salaries and eat until there are not a few soldiers left under the tent, and when they encounter the inspection, they actually want to put on armor on the slaves and maids in the family to fill the number.

As for the khanates of the Western Regions, not to mention. If it weren't for his grandfather Qulu Khan, he would have set up his own doors long ago. Even so, now that the imperial court wants to transfer troops and horses from the hands of the khanates to quell the rebellion, it is difficult to climb to the sky. Except for the Golden Horde, which squeezed out tens of thousands of people like sheep, the other khans took their holy decrees as a deaf ear......

But just these 10,000 elites were buried by the right Cheng Wu of Henan Jiangbei Province without a single battle. From Wu Rabuhua and the civil and military staff around him, down to the centurion, the head of the brand, he was actually killed by a group of ant thieves. A few Koreans who escaped back by luck were all frightened. I can only say, thunder, thunder, heavenly punishment or something, and when I ask about the specific process, I can't say a word. It's been almost two months since the battle, and on the side of the imperial court, I haven't even figured out how Wu Rubuhua lost, let alone according to the enemy situation in Xuzhou, and redeployed troops to quell the rebellion.

Note: For the sixth alliance leader, the younger brother ant added more.