635, Pineapple War Opens [2/2]

Just when Sun Yu and the others hurriedly ordered their troops and prepared to rush to the south gate, Wei Yan was already the first to face the southern barbarian army.

Gongsun Yue sent Wei Yan, Ma Chao, Ma Dai, and Pang De to take over the city defense, and Wei Yan happened to take over the defense of the south city gate, so when the southern barbarian army appeared outside the city gate, Wei Yan's Yiyang soldiers immediately discovered the enemy army outside the city.

"General, there are a large number of brutes outside the city." A nominal Yang martial artist reported loudly to Wei Yan.

"Barbarians?" Wei Yanman said nonchalantly: "Is it the kind of black person who can only scream and speak '★●◇★●◇○'?" It's like Wuxi Man. ”

Yiyang Wushu nodded.

Wei Yan snorted, "Then I'll go out of the city and get rid of them." "She turned over on her war horse, carried a long knife, and was about to let the soldiers open the city to fight.

The Yiyang soldiers were shocked and said bitterly: "The general should not underestimate the enemy, it is better to stay in the city, and wait for the other generals and military advisors to arrive before going to battle." ”

Wei Yan snorted: "You don't want me to fight, I want to play." ”

She slapped her horse's ass and rushed out of the city gate, followed by a mess of 3,000 soldiers. The nominal Yang warrior was bitter, and hurriedly sent someone to ring the bangzi to warn, and then went to the other gates to invite Ma Chao, Ma Dai, and Pang De, and then ordered someone to go to the official residence in the center of the city to inform Sun Yu and Gongsun Yue.

Wei Yan walked out of the south gate, only to see that the southern barbarian army outside the city had gathered into a formation, and at the opening of the formation gate, a little Lori jumped out, wearing a tiger skin chest support, tiger skin waist skirt, bronze complexion, looking full of the taste of wild surnames, this person is Meng Shu.

Meng Shu said loudly to Wei Yan: "Are you from Gongsun Jun?" ”

"That's right." Wei Yan snorted coldly: "You came to provoke our army, do you want to find death?" ”

Meng Huo laughed a few times and said: "I'm here to advise you not to eat pineapple, pineapple is not delicious, don't eat pineapple when you have nothing to do, let alone force everyone in the world to eat pineapple, this practice is extremely wrong, inhumane, and must be resolutely stopped......"

Before her words fell, Wei Yan said in a weird manner: "You don't want me to eat pineapple, I prefer to eat pineapple, and I like to eat pineapple the most, eat it every day, eat it every night, not only eat it yourself, but also force everyone around to eat it, and those who don't eat it will all grab it and hit the board." ”

In fact, Wei Yan didn't know what pineapple was, she hadn't seen it, she hadn't eaten it, and she didn't know what it tasted like, she was just used to her surname.

Meng Shu was furious: "Sure enough, Gongsun Jun is too hateful. Let me tell you, the southern route army of your Gongsun army has been defeated by me, and all the civil and military generals have been captured, you surrender now and withdraw from Xichuan, otherwise I will kill all the people of your southern route army. ”

"If you want me to withdraw, I won't." Wei Yan said with a big grin: "I don't believe that you can catch those monsters of the Southern Route Army, just one Huang Zhong is enough for you to drink a pot." ”

Before Wei Yan's words fell, a row of girls came out of the Southern Barbarian Army, all of whom were tied to death with cow tendons, and as far as the eye could see, it was Tian Feng, Huang Zhong, Xu Huang, Sha Moke and others, all tied together, and the big swords and spears of the Southern Barbarian soldiers were on their necks.

Seeing Wei Yan in front, Tian Feng suddenly said in a hurry: "General Wei, hurry up and get off the horse...... Don't ride on a horse......"

"You don't want me to ride a horse, I want to ......," Wei Yan said.

Before the words fell, Meng won a wave of his hand, and the golden light of the "Beast God" lit up, Wei Yan and his people rushed into a large net opened by the Southern Barbarian Army, and then the big net was closed, and Wei Yan was tied up in a strong ......, "Cough, I told you to get off the horse quickly, why are you so stubborn......" Tian Feng sighed.

Wei Yan Khan.

Wei Yan had just been tied up here, and Ma Chao, Ma Dai, and Pang De had arrived. Xiao Ma Chao was sleeping, but he didn't know what was happening around him, and Pang De, who was more upright, saw that the Southern Barbarian Army had captured many generals, and immediately said angrily: "The thief dares to ......."

"Three generals, hurry up and dismount!" Tian Feng ripped his neck and screamed again.

"Then who is it, the martial arts skills of our Ma family trio are riding gods, riding kings, and riding generals, how can we fight if we get off the horse?" Pound wiped his sweat and decided not to listen to Tian Feng's words.

Ma Dai looked dazed: "Why do you want to get off the horse?" ”

Ma Chao: "Snorr...... Silk ......"

As a result, Meng won a wave of his hand, and the three of them rushed into the big net together, and were tied into zongzi by the Southern Barbarian soldiers.

Tian Feng: "......"

This is simply a tragedy, just one Meng Shu, capturing dozens of generals of the Gongsun Army alive in a row, this is really embarrassing.

Meng Shu walked up to the new captives and laughed: "Villains, I've all arrested you, hahaha, tell you to eat pineapple!" I hate pineapples the most. ”

The second monk Pang Dezhang was puzzled, what happened to the pineapple? What does it have to do with us?

A female general flashed next to Meng Huo, who was busy with teeth, and she whispered to Meng Huo: "King, these enemies are all extraordinary, for the sake of safety, it is better to kill them, just tying them up makes people feel uneasy." ”

Meng Shu's eyes bulged and said, "Kill?" So what's the matter, they just like to eat pineapples that make me hate it, and they haven't committed any major crimes, they just need to teach them a lesson, why kill them all? ”

Busy teeth said: "If you like to eat pineapple, you should kill it." ”

Meng Shu was furious: "Then Sister Zhurong also likes to eat pineapple, do you want to kill her too?" ”

Busy Tooth was startled and quickly stepped aside.

At this time, the gang leader suddenly brought a large number of plates and bowls, which were piled with a lot of food, and one of the gang leaders said loudly: "King, General Zhurong ordered us to send you some snacks to eat, saying that you have worked hard in the war, and you need to replenish your strength and eat more." ”

Meng Shu screamed, turned his head to look, and saw the plate containing: "Milk pineapple, pineapple biscuits, honey pineapple, brown sugar pineapple, pineapple cake, pineapple steamed buns...... Sure enough, it was all snacks...... It's not fried or braised in a big way, but it's still horrible. ”

Meng Shu sweated for a long time, grabbed a terrifying brown sugar pineapple and put it in front of Wei Yan and said, "Look at it, what a terrible food this is, normal people must not eat this kind of thing." ”

Wei Yan snorted coldly and said, "You don't want me to eat, I want to eat." Although she was tied very strongly, her neck could still move, and when she leaned forward, she actually snatched the pineapple from Meng Shu's hand with her mouth, and then divided it by two with three strokes and five times, and swallowed the pineapple pickled in brown sugar water.

The taste was really not covered, and Wei Yan was sweating profusely after eating, and his expression was extremely bitter. But she was very stubborn, and insisted on eating this unpalatable thing, and after eating, she forced a smile and said, "It's delicious, it's so delicious." ”

Meng Shu gasped: "The Gongsun Army is really extremely evil, no, I must defeat this terrible enemy and drive it away, and I must not let the Gongsun Army take over the world." ”

When Sun Yu led the army to the south gate, it was when Wei Yan had just eaten the brown sugar pineapple, a drum sounded in Chengdu City, Sun Yu rushed out of the city with a gun and a horse, followed by all the generals of the Northern Route Army. I heard that the enemy captured everyone in the Southern Route Army, and even Wei Yan and Ma Chao were captured alive, Sun Yu didn't know where Meng Shu was, and he was so powerful, so he put out all the generals, and even the little Zhao Yun and Zhuge Liang, the monsters who were both top in civil and military affairs, also came out together.

The two armies were facing each other, and before the pre-war nonsense began, Tian Feng's shout of struggle sounded in the middle of the battlefield: "Get off the horse, find the truth, hurry up and get off the horse......"

Sun Yu jumped off the war horse without hesitation as soon as he heard this, he was not Wei Yan who was stubborn and perverted, nor was he the third general of the Ma family who had to ride on the horse, Tian Feng shouted so hoarsely to dismount, he decided that no matter what the reason was, he would get off first.

Seeing Sun Yu dismount, the female generals who had always listened to Sun Yu also turned over and dismounted, standing behind Sun Yu obediently.

But the soldiers behind everyone, especially the white horse Yicong, showed hesitation on their faces.

Gongsun Yue glanced at the white horse Yicong who was still riding on the horse, and understood what they were hesitating, so he frowned and said: "It's nothing for us to get off the horse, if the white horse Yicong gets off the horse, they will all become foot archers, and their combat power will be reduced." ”

"Well, that's true......" Sun Yu also hesitated, although he listened to Tian Feng's words and jumped off the horse, but without knowing the reason, he asked for five thousand white horses to dismount, which didn't seem to be in line with the art of war.

At this time, the soldiers who witnessed the whole process of Wei Yan's capture by the south city gate shouted together: "Dismount quickly, the enemy generals can fight their horses......"

Bai Ma Yicong was startled, and quickly jumped off the horse's back and drove the war horse to the side.

The southern barbarian soldiers on the opposite side quietly watched the Gongsun army mess up, and did not come to stop it, and did not even send someone to cover Tian Feng's mouth.

Meng Shu laughed and said: "I didn't cover Tian Feng's mouth, if she didn't shout, I wouldn't be afraid of you fighting, now I will tell you one last time, immediately withdraw from Xichuan, give up fighting for the world, and swear not to eat pineapples, otherwise I want you to look good." ”

Gongsun Yue suddenly said angrily: "Neurotic, the ghost only agreed to these inexplicable conditions for you, especially the last one, what pineapple?" What the hell is a pineapple? "Gongsun Yue is from Hebei, Hebei does not produce pineapples, she doesn't know what pineapples are.

Meng Shu was also furious and said: "Pretending to be crazy and stupid, I already know that your Gongsun Jun loves to eat pineapple, and you still come to lie to me, you Han people like to deceive people too much." Since you don't listen to me, don't blame me for bullying people. ”

Meng Huo's body shook, the golden light lit up, and the word "beast god" jumped out of his head.

As soon as these two words jumped into the air, Sun Yu, Zhuge Liang, and Gongsun Yue immediately glanced at each other, and were overjoyed: One of the ten gods?

Great, it's really a nowhere to find the iron shoes, and it's all a waste of effort, and the ten gods are still two generals away, and we don't know where to look, and here I actually took the initiative to bump into one.

"Little Tiger, you go! Go get her back! Zhuge Liang's goose feather fan pointed at Meng Shu and shouted, "I want to live." ”

(To be continued)